We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
Over/under on Jalen Ramsey flags next Sunday? I say 5. Gronk will be whining all game.
The Patriots will not run an official offensive play, because EVERY play will be a PI on the Jags. Even the running plays. ESPECIALLY the running plays.
For real The Jags have so many freakish athletes on D, The Pats will be whining all game.
Fury is on IFC
So when does the Australian Open thread go up?
Simply fucking amazing. Love The Prince at the end also
3 bills on Jaguras +9. Feeling good.
Charlie Brown finally kicked the ball. Now we just have to wait to see if it goes in.
Hey, the four final QBs have combined for six Super Bowl rings
What is the mood of long time Vikings fans? Ecstatic about crazy win. Looking forward for chance to have home superbowl. Anticipating next weeks loss. Confusion.
All of those.
+$530 for the weekend, I shall take it. Could have been a royal flush, but hey.
And I went 4 fer 4 in DFO Insider.
3/4 here.
I have to bow to your Jax call. Youse smrtr than me.
Same on the prediction front. Weren’t many of us.
as always FUCK YOU Rodgers!
So Brady v Foles/Keenum. Have they already started printing the shirts in Foxborough?
The Vikings D is no joke. Oh I would love it if Coughlin somehow kept Brady from going to The Super Bowl
that old lady CBS showed in their pre-game show had her 1st orgasm in years.
Rogers tongue got her all warmed up for Diggs to finish it for her
Diggs was the Hero. Case Keenum fucking sucked for like 95% of the game.
Where are the Williams jersey burning vids?
wow they knelt. classy
Foles vs Keenum: THE JEFF FISHER BOWL
banner worthy
He left them in good shape!
That is some 6-10 bullshit
I like to see the good sportsmanship after this one, too. Seems like genuine respect.
Agreed there.
The Saints DID owe the vikings one.
Fuck respect, have a d-lineman run it in for the two
Good sportsmanship is how we got Trump.
Jeebus. They’re really gonna do this.
hahaha are they really gonna snap it…. ah, they’re coming back
The NFC Championship game will be played against two teams with dominant defenses and derp-prone QBs. Gonna be clusterfucktastic.
Foles is next level derp
Run game
all this to CLEARLY take a knee
Run it back for a safety, Keenum. I want to see what happens on a Conversion Attempt.
Bad time for a Madden 2002 glitch to hit the Saints defense
Bortles-Keenum Super Bowl. Make it happen.
The rule that requires the PAT be kicked here should be abolished.
“Whoa now!” -Jerry Richardson
Only if it has no chance to change the game or playoff tiebreaker implications.
Team should have the option to decline the attempt.
“Eh. It’s been done.”
– Raheem Moore
Run it in!
Why isn’t that place louder?
Eagles win by default if this game doesn’t end, right?
Gotta wrap up….
hahahaha, how are they gonna enforce getting the Saints out there for the extra point.
Here comes the PAT, usually this is when I have drawn 4 and 9 in my office pool.
STEFON!
very good!
lol they should just run it in for two if no Saints players are on the field
That review feels like someone wants to feels important by flexing what little power they have
Case Keenum or Nick Foles will be a Super Bowl QB
Yeah, imagine if they actually overturned that. The crowd would rush the field and dismember the officials.
Seriously, just snap it to no one and let the Saints run it back. It doesn’t matter.
let me revise
Vikings vs Jags Superb Owl would be great.
That miss is why they need to teach players how to tackle. A Rugby tackle ends the game right there.
Some scouting report, somewhere:
Player makes solid tackles but is not explosive enough. Do not draft.
Don’t you just take a knee here?
Fuck me, we simply can not have as great of games next weekend, can we?
Case Keenum outdueling Breesus confirms this is the darkest timeline
don’t kick the extra point, take a knee. Half my bet is at 5.5!!
That’s right, you took the plus.
I forgot.
Manti teo’s really gonna break up when he gets back to his locker and sees a missile blew up his online girlfriend.
Don’t be silly. The missile was a fake.
I know everyone shits on the Prevent defense but cmon! Of all the times to play deeg and play safe
Come on, BLEERGH! Break their hearts.
The Superb Owl is gonna suck compared to this game. Best show I’ve seen all season.
Edging only increases the pleasure in release