Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I’m not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling me it will be. Perhaps that’s last night’s chili talking, I’ve no idea. What the heckfire am I waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Jacksonville/New England:
Some football fans down Florida way are talking about The Coughlin Effect transforming this team. “So what is The Coughlin Effect?”, you may ask. Well, as a Giants fan I can tell you it involves not wearing hats in meetings, setting the clocks in the practice facility five minutes ahead and treating any and all injuries with bloodletting-you know, basic crotchety old man stuff. I’ve no doubt that when he was first told that players were kneeling during the anthems his gut reaction was to foam at the mouth.
Injuries:
Tom Brady has some stitches in his paw-paw. Will he play? (yes) Will he wear a glove? (maybe) Will it affect his game? (no) Do I like question marks? (most assuredly)
Stratergizering:
Rumour has it that Adele would like to see Jalen Ramsay on the Gronkster but the Jags D usually covers te’s with a safety (Church/Gipson) or Myles Jack. Besides the fact that Ramsey is out-weighed by a good fifty pounds, what of Brandin Cooks? I can’t see the Jags pulling something special out of their game plan hat today.
Here’s a Problem:
Their names are Hurns, Westbrook, Cole and Lee. That’s not the name of a law firm, that’s the Jags receiving corpse. If the team falls behind by two scores it’s not going to be pretty. That said, I think the speedy Westbrook just might grab a TD on some sort of trickery dickery dock.
Old Adage is old:
War. Won. Trenches. You know how it goes but if Jacksonville’s d-line of Ngakoue, (another strip-sack maybe?) Campbell, Jackson, Dareus and Fowler play as they have been recently the timing that Brady & Co. depend so much upon will be jiggered and they’ll be out of their comfort zone.
Have at ‘er darlings-it’s all yours now.
/drinking far more scotch than I’d planned
This warrants a fucking movie now?
That’s the sequel
I kinda wanna see the porn parody.
The fuck else is The Rock gonna do?
Its been in the works for like a decade
We’re closer to the dark and edgy remake of “Frogger” that I am waiting for.
am holding out for Joust.
The Shape of Roadkill
Jags need a TD here.
I really am running out of reasons not to kill myself at this point, universe.
If this movie is the kind of decision making that the rock has to offer, I don’t think he needs to be president.
I mean, we might as well have entertainment as we watch the American Empire crumble.
LET’S FUCKING DO THIS SHIT, PATS.
Boo-urns
And again, should have gone for it on 4th and 1+ back there.
YYYYYYYYUUUUUUP
ok, so you have to go get a touched down now. You know this.
Dammit
Well, if they keep it within 9 pts, at least I’ll break even. More or less.
Jags either get 7 on the next drive or this shit is already over.
give it away, give it away, give it away now
I believe there was a lineman downfield on that one, but I’m not rewinding to check.
Bellicheck going to the back of the Ole Necronomicon
Blatant holding on Solder not called there.
I called hold but just not on Solder
I called hold but just not on Solder
I called hold but just not on Solder
On every play that fucking drive. But Mr Krafts checks always clear.
1 for 2 on offense trickeration
can’t keep gifting chances
Well shit.
Designed sack.
motherfucker
Tawmmmy is not having fun.
But I am.
Blake Bortles Bouncing
So where does Brady sign next year?
Goop
Cleveland. You know you want to see it.
Imagine Brady and Belichick going to Cleveland together.
Love those Sex Cannon shots down field.
Brady couldn’t fall to the ground fast enough.
PRESSURE MOAR
Brady looking a little Jim Everett-esque there.
SACKETY-BOO!!!!
Dreamboat turtling
Bouye is getting absolutely wrecked.
Bouye having a shit game
No shit-who is Ramsey on?
Sansa
Oh, well done.
WHat are these like Yo! NFL Raps! Playoffs commercials?
Totally off topic, but has anybody here watched Patriot? It’s on amazon, and it’s awesome. Very Martin McDonough-esque kind of show.
Not the “blame the jews” type, fortunately
“You Brits are worse than Jews!”
I dunno why it makes me happy that the nearby Nixon Library is closed due to the shutdown, but it does.
A yard+ and you have Fournette, you’re playing the Pats with a 10 point lead and you punt?
Man, if I were a pompous asshole with a lot of duplicative consonants in my name, and if I had a notebook, I would write ‘game over’ in it.
I only have one duplicitous consonant in my notebook, and I keep asking myself, “y?”
Be happy you do not get Canadian commercials, they are fucking awful.
“aufuul”
they should have gone for it
the dog just left the room, she gave me a stink eye when she walked away.
Jags are confident in their ability to hold here.
God I hope that’s justified.
Stupid dog thinking she’s gonna get some sleep while the Jags are winning…
My dog totally left to go sleep on my bed. Girl had enough of my yelling.
Go for it!!!!!
You know the refs are going to give that back to the Pats someway somehow.
well, that was awfully goddamned wasteful
Run the fucking score up on them.
MOAR HEADSHOTS
Goddamnit, Jaguras, you gotta capitalize there.
Only downside of that fumble was the whistle blowing because Jack hadn’t been touched when he had control
Not only that was a fumble, Jack wasn’t contacted after recovering it.
I think Lewis hit Jack with his foot as he rolled over
Jackin’ it for the lorrrrrrrrrrrrd