Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees

In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview,  I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN Awards.

The winners will be announced this weekend at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas,  Nevada at a gala you can still buy tickets for.

I am willing to bet Hippo’s money that more of you have seen these nominees than the Oscar nominees.

Due to the sheer volume of films and categories,  I will first list the categories and then only provide the list of nominees for certain categories that draw my attention.

Without further ado,  the categories this year ARE:

VIDEO & WEB

All-Girl Performer of the Year

Best Action/Thriller

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Best All-Girl Movie

Best All-Girl Series

Best Amateur/Pro-Am Movie

Best Anal Movie

Best Anal Series

Best Anal Sex Scene

Best Anthology Movie 

Best Art Direction

Best BDSM Movie

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Best Cinematography

Best Comedy

Best Continuing Series

Best Director – Feature

Best Director – Foreign Feature

Best Director – Foreign Non-Feature

Best Director – Non-Feature

Best Double-Penetration Sex Scene

Best Drama

Best Editing

Best Ethnic Movie

Best Ethnic/Interracial Series

Best Foreign Feature

Best Foreign Non-Feature

Best Foreign Series

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Best Gonzo Movie

Best Group Sex Scene

Best Ingénue Movie

Best Interracial Movie

Best Lewd Propositions Movie

Best Makeup

Best Male Newcomer

Best Marketing Campaign – Company Image

Best Marketing Campaign – Individual Project

Best MILF Movie

Best New Imprint

Best New Series

Best New Starlet

Best Niche Movie

Best Niche Series

Best Non-Sex Performance

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Movie

Best Oral Movie

Best Oral Sex Scene

Best Orgy/Gangbang Movie

Best Parody

Best Polyamory Movie

Best Screenplay

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production

Best Solo/Tease Performance

Best Soundtrack

Best Special Effects

Best Star Showcase

Best Supporting Actor

Best Supporting Actress

Best Taboo Relations Movie

Best Three-Way Sex Scene – B/B/G

Best Three-Way Sex Scene – G/G/B

Best Transsexual Movie

Best Transsexual Series

Best Transsexual Sex Scene

Best Virtual Reality Product/Site

Best Virtual Reality Sex Scene

Best Web Director

Clever Title of the Year

Director of the Year

Female Foreign Performer of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Mainstream Star of the Year

Male Foreign Performer of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

MILF Performer of the Year

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

Niche Performer of the Year

Transsexual Performer of the Year

PLEASURE PRODUCTS

Best Condom Manufacturer

Best Enhancement Manufacturer

Best Fetish Manufacturer

Best Lingerie or Apparel Manufacturer

Best Lubricant Manufacturer

Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer – Large

Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer – Medium

Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer – Small

RETAIL

Best Boutique

Best Retail Chain – Large (11 or more stores)

Best Retail Chain – Medium (6-10 stores)

Best Retail Chain – Small (2-5 stores)

Best Web Retail Store

At this rate,  I’m surprised I’M not nominated for something.  Also,  there sure are a LOT of trans categories!

Please note some subtle, but important,  distinctions. BEST ACTOR or ACTRESS celebrates a single performance,  essentially the Super Bowl MVP,  whereas PERFORMER OF THE YEAR celebrates the whole body of work,  essentially the League MVP.

A Feature is a film with a “plot” that tries to tell a story whereas a Non-Feature can have a loose theme or be a compilation of scenes.

A Series is a group of films with the same title and a number,  such as Super Bowl LII. More than one are usually released in the same calendar year.

Now that THAT is out of the way,  I’m sure there are some categories you want to know more about.  Here they are,  with the nominees and my selections for the winner in Italics:

Best Actor

Brad Armstrong, Takers, Wicked Pictures

Danny D, Bulldogs, Digital Playground/Pulse

Charles Dera, Half His Age: A Teenage Tragedy, Pure Taboo/Pulse

Damon Dice, From the First Moment, Wicked Pictures

Ryan Driller, An Inconvenient Mistress, Wicked Pictures

Seth Gamble, Karma, Wicked Pictures

Tyler Knight, Interracial Family Needs, Sweet Sinner/Mile High

Marcus London, Unbridled, Wicked Pictures

Derrick Pierce, Indirect Relations, Pretty Dirty

Logan Pierce, The Voyeur, Sweet Sinner/Mile High

Tommy Pistol, Ingenue, Wicked Pictures

Toni Ribas, Blood Sisters, Digital Playground/Pulse

Ryan Ryder, The Altar of Aphrodite, Kelly Madison/Juicy

Nacho Vidal, Outland 2: Looking for Freedom, Harmony Films

Chad White, Laura, MissaX.com

Best Actress

Asa Akira, The Blonde Dahlia, Wicked Pictures

Chloe Amour, Love for Sale 2, SexArt/MetArt/New Sensations

Abella Danger, The Obsession, Sweet Sinner/Mile High

Jessica Drake, An Inconvenient Mistress, Wicked Pictures

Alexis Fawx, Fantasy Factory, Girlsway/Girlfriends

Alexa Grace, Crash, Wicked Pictures

Janice Griffith, Ingenue, Wicked Pictures

Jill Kassidy, Half His Age: A Teenage Tragedy, Pure Taboo/Pulse

Cassidy Klein, Conflicted, Wicked Pictures

Sara Luvv, The Faces of Alice, Girlsway/Girlfriends

Melissa Moore, The Voyeur, Sweet Sinner/Mile High

Katie Morgan, Bad Babes Inc., Adam & Eve Pictures

Ella Nova, Snapshot, Wicked Pictures

Romi Rain, Justice League XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun/Wicked

Angela White, The Altar of Aphrodite, Kelly Madison/Juicy

Best Amateur/Pro-Am Movie

Adventures in Wife Sharing, Homegrown/Girlfriends

Amateur Introductions 24, Amateur Allure/Jules Jordan

Black Dick in Mexican Chicks, Buddha Bang/Pure Play

Dare Dorm 27, Reality Kings/Pulse

Ebony Amateurs 2, African American/Juicy

Girls and Their Boys 29, abbywinters.com/Wicked

Homemade Ebony Sex Tapes 3, Reality Kings/Pulse

It’s My First Time 5, BurningAngel/Exile

Lascivious Girls, abbywinters.com/Wicked

MILF Fantasies, Erin Electra

Naughty Couples Exposed, Homegrown/Girlfriends

OC Amateurs 2: Newport Nymphos, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Real Public Glory Holes 5, Porta Gloryhole/VIP

Taboo Casting Calls 9, Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play

Uber XXX, Jay Mann/Black Media Group

Best Anal Movie

Anal Cuties 6, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment

Anal Freshmen 2, BAM Visions/Evil Angel

Anal Savages 3, Jules Jordan Video

Anal Threesomes 2, Tushy/Jules Jorden

Anal Warriors 3, ArchAngel/Girlfriends

The Art of Anal Sex 4, Tushy/Jules Jordan

Axel Braun’s Big Ass Anal Movie, Wicked Pictures

Big Wet Asses 26, Elegant Angel Productions

Crazy Ass Sluts, Analized/Girlfriends

Gape Queens, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel

Gothic Anal Whores, BurningAngel/Exile

How to Train Your Teen’s Ass 3, Zero Tolerance Entertainment

Pump My Ass Full of Cum 4, Jules Jordan Video

Top Notch Anal 2, Mike Adriano/Evil Angel

Up My Ass!, Kelly Madison

Best Comedy

Amish Girls 2, Zero Tolerance Entertainment

Bad Babes Inc., Adam & Eve Pictures

The Blonde Dahlia, Wicked Pictures

Conflicted, Wicked Pictres

Consequences of a Kiss, Sssh.com

Corrupted by the Evils of Fetish Porn, Severe Sex/Exile

Don’t Screw My Mom, ArchAngel/Girlfriends

The Faces of Alice, Girlsway/Girlfriends

Forked, Adam & Eve Pictures

Jews Love Black Cock, BurningAngel/Exile

My Wife’s Hot Sister, Digital Playground/Pulse

Nerds, Digital Playground/Pulse

The Next Big Step, Digital Playground/Pulse

Viking Girls Gone Horny, Desire/Girlfriends

Women Getting Even, Sweet Sinner/Mile High

Best Ethnic Movie

Asia Noir 7, Video Team/Metro

Asian Anal, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment

Asian School Girls, Third Degree Films

Axel Braun’s Asian Connection, Wicked Pictures

Big Wet Black Tits 4, Elegant Angel Productions

Black Kings & Queens, Devil’s Film/Pulse

The Black Out, Silverback/Jules Jordan

Black Squirters, Third Degree Films

Exotic & Curvy 4, Porn Pros/Pulse

Latin Asses 3, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment

Latinalicious 3, Reality Kings/Pulse

Lustful Black Wives, She Will Cheat/Metro

Saya Song’s Anal Initiation, Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel

Sexy Senoritas 2, Mofos/Pulse

Up That Black Ass 10, Elegant Angel Productions

Best Ethnic/Interracial Series

Asian Strip Mall Massage, Devil’s Film/Pulse

Black & White, Blacked/Jules Jordan

Black Snake Oil, Aiden Starr/Evil Angel

Blacked Out, Devil’s Film/Pulse

Booty Jackin’, Diabolic Video Productions

The Booty Movie, ArchAngel/Girlfriends

Brown Bunnies, BangBros/Seaside

Crazy Asian GFs, Reality Kings/Pulse

Horny Latin Teens, Mofos/Pulse

Interracial Icon, Blacked/Jules Jordan

Mandingo Massacre, Jules Jordan Video

Mandingo: The King of Interracial, Dogfart/Pulse

Meet Mandingo, Hard X/O.L. Entertainment

Monsters of Cock, BangBros/Seaside

We Fuck Black Girls, Dogfart/Pulse

Best Foreign Non-Feature

Androgynous, Viv Thomas/MetArt/Girlfriends

Anissa the Tenniswoman, Marc Dorcel/Wicked

Appetite for Corruption, Harmony Films

Dogfart Invades Europe 2, Dogfart/Pulse

Double Stuff Me, Guilty Desire/Juicy

Down to Fuck a Stranger 2, Mofos/Pulse

Erasmus Orgasmus, Private/Pure Play

Erik Everhard Takes on Europe, James Deen/Girlfriends

Fuck the French, Jules Jordan Video

Megan Escort Deluxe, Marc Dorcel/Wicked

The Player, Nacho Vidal/Evil Angel

Rocco: Sex Analyst, Rocco Siffredi/Evil Angel

Sweet Sensations, X-Art/Adult Source

Teen Sexual Desires, JP Foster/Juicy

Three, SexArt/MetArt/New Sensations

Best Lewd Propositions Movie

Amateurs Wanted 7, Net Video Girls/Pulse

Babysitter Auditions, BurningAngel/Exile

Backroom Facials 22, BangBros/Seaside

Bang Bus 67, BangBros/Seaside

Blackmailed Cheating Teens, Kevin Moore/Evil Angel

Blackmailed Tenants, Blackmailed/Evil Angel

Casting Couch Amateurs 19, Porn Pros/Pulse

Interracial Transactions, She Will Cheat/Metro

Money Talks 2, Reality Kings/Pulse

My Dirty Maid 4, BangBros/Seaside

Nubiles Casting 15, Nubiles/Pulse

Picked Up for a Suck 2, Reality Kings/Pulse

Prowling for Teen Pussy 2, Reality Kings/Pulse

Sex for Rent, Spizoo/Adult Source

Tonight’s Girlfriend 61, Naughty America/Pure Play

Best Niche Movie

Black Meat White Feet 3, Dogfart/Pulse

Cum Deep in Me!, Kelly Madison/Juicy

Cum Inside Me 3, Blacked/Jules Jordan

Daddy Likes ’Em Fatty 6, Rodnievision/Exquisite

Gotta Fuck ‘Em All!, Adult Source Media

Horny Grannies Love to Fuck 11, Devil’s Film/Pulse

Internal Love 2, Erotica X/O.L. Entertainment

Jim Powers Bukkake!, Powersville/Juicy

Mean Ebony Facesitters 3, MeanBitch/Exquisite

Pregnant & Pounded 4, Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play

Pregnant Pussy 4, AMK Empire/Exile

Squirt or Die!, BurningAngel/Exile

Squirt-a-Holic 2, New Sensations

Supersquirt 7, Elegant Angel Productions

Way Over 60, Rookie Nookie/Juicy

Clever Title of the Year

7 Submissive Brides 7 Maledom Brothers, Wasteland/Severe Sex/Exile

Black Loads Matter, Dogfart/Pulse

Christian Girl’s First Cock, Fantasy Massage/Pulse

Condoms Are for Pussies, Fist Pump Films

Creampie My Hairyhole, ATKingdom/Exile

Creating Daddy Issues, Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play

Fuck the French, Jules Jordan Video

Girl Scout Nookies, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Grab Them By the Pussy!, Adult Source Media

Hairy Hot Pocket, AMK Empire/Exile

MILF Life Crisis, BurningAngel/Exile

Mom Don’t Drive Dick Drunk, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Seducing Teens (With Sodomy), Teen Erotica/Juicy

Skanknado, Hustler Video

Thumper in the Dumper, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

“The Amazing Brit Kitty Whose Orifices Couldn’t Be Ruptured” (as seen in Jasmine Jae No Holes Barred), Jonni Darkko/Evil Angel; Jasmine Jae, Markus Dupree, Moe Johnson, John Strong & Jovan Jordan

Anal Punishment for Lame Millennials, EverythingButt.com/Kink.com; Violet Monroe, Kacie Castle & Lily Lane

“Ball Sodomy” (as seen in Summer Sluts), Belladonna/Evil Angel; Anna de Ville & Bill Bailey

Big Messy Gangbang, Anatomik/Exile; Chanel Preston, Adriana Chechik, John Strong, Alex Legend, Jon Jon, Small Hands, Ricky Johnson, Tommy Pistol, Steve Holmes, Mike Mancini, Tony Martinez & Markus Dupee

“Breakfast of Champions” (as seen in Psychotic Behavior), John Stagliano/Evil Angel; Abella Danger & Xander Corvus

“Bum-Fist in the Park” (as seen in Bulldogs), Digital Playground/Pulse; Cathy Heaven & Danny D

“Goodbye Cervical Diddles” (or Melody & Tali Handle Their Mixed Emotions Out), NewSensations.com; Melody Wylde & Tali Dova

 “The Harvey Weinstein Revenge Fantasy Experience” (as seen in Corrupted by the Evils of Fetish Porn), Severe Sex/Exile; Cybill Troy, Mona Wales, Hannah Hunt, Helena Locke, Valentine & Marcelo

“House of 1000 Clown Skeets” (as seen in The Music Box), Kelly Madison/Juicy; Lilly Ford & Ryan Madison

“It’s Not a Piñata Party Without Pee-Pee” (or Alexa Nasha & Julia Roca – Walk of Shame), PublicDisgrace.com/Kink.com; Alexa Nasha, Julia Roca, Silvia Rubi, Joel Tomas & Steve Holmes

“Jesus God, No!” (or Pretty Lil’ Fuck Bunny Gets His Dick Sounded and His Ass Fucked by Goddess Cherie Deville), DivineBitches.com/Kink.com; Cherie DeVille & Alrik Angel

“Machine Gun Titties” (as seen in Udder Nonsense), Desperate Pleasures/Pure Play; Sierra Simmons [scene 1]

“Penis! At the Disco” (as seen in Jim Powers Bukkake!), Powersville/Juicy; Nina Elle, Riley Nixon, Layla Price & the Bukkake Mob

“TFW Your Dad Shows Up to Your Devirgining” (or Indirect Relations), Pretty Dirty; Kristen Scott, Nina North, Derrick Pierce & Michael Vegas

“Well There’s ONE Place You Can Put an AVN Award” (as seen in Viking Girls Gone Horny), Desire/Girlfriends; Leya Falcon & Ophelia Rain

And last,  but not least, a useful category so you and your Sexy Significant Other/Partner for the Day can go shopping:

Best Boutique

As You Like It (Eugene, OR)

Chi Chi La Rue’s (Los Angeles, CA)

Cupid’s Closet (Westchester, CA)

Dick & Jane’s Naughty Spot (Black Hills, SD)

Erotique Style (Bozeman, MT)

Feelmore 510 (Oakland, CA)

The Garden (Columbus, OH)

Joker’s (Savannah, GA)

Pepper’s Parties Too (Hattiesburg, MS)

Sensually Yours (Honolulu, HI)

Shag (Brooklyn, NY)

The Stockroom/Syren Retail Boutique (Los Angeles, CA)

Sugar The Shop (Baltimore, MD)

Tia’s Toy Store (Colorado Springs, CO)

Toys of Eros (Provincetown, MA)

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Wakezilla

God dammit, I recognized 5 of the names on the list. Well, 4 because Asa Akira shouldn’t count as she’s been around since 1869.

SonOfSpam

18…nice.

SonOfSpam

Last thing (maybe!)…can one see Dogfart Invades Europe 2 without seeing the original Dogfart Invades Europe, or will one just be too lost? You know, never mind. Gonna see the first one for continuity’s sake.

SonOfSpam

Also, the author Balls is doing the Lord’s work here. Wait, should that be “lord” or “load” or what?

SonOfSpam

WHY DON’T THEY MAEK A MOVIE CALLD “ALL LOADS MATTER”????

And if they don’t change the hotel marquee to HARD COCK for the weekend, then someone should get fired.

Beerguyrob

No Ron Jeremy = No care.

makeitsnowondem

I don’t so much mind the proliferation of categories, but they’ve got to consider limiting the nominees.

Beerguyrob

These really should be called the “Golden Globes”.

nomonkeyfun

These really should be called the “Golden Globes”

They already have that.

Horny Grannies Love to Fuck 11, Devil’s Film/Pulse

Bugg
Bugg

The proliferation of serial franchises in these various genres clearly shows these oeuvres have yet to be fully explored to their fullest and final extent in cinematography.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

CLICKBAIT! Where are your picks for cinematography and sound editing?

Enrico Pallazzo

The In Memoriam part of the AVNs is going to be very long this year IMO.

Also: Jill Kassidy 4 Life

Wakezilla

August Ames: Victim of cyberbullying

blaxabbath

Not saying I’m pretaping my acceptance speech or anything but I do have a flight to Vegas in a couple hours. Not staying at the Hard Rock tho (thank goodness).

Game Time Decision
Game Time Decision

It’s My First Time 5, BurningAngel/Exile

Think if it’s your 5th time, it’s not your first time anymore. Or is that first time with 5?

Game Time Decision
Game Time Decision

I CALL THIS AWARDS LIST DURACELL, AS IT JUST KEEPS GOING AND GOING AND GOING

litre_cola

Big wet asses 26? The plot went way off in number 17 if you ask me.

Game Time Decision
Game Time Decision

what’s “pl-ought”?

Sharkbait

Are there “For Your Consideration” ads taken out for the AVN awards?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Sharkbait

We all know the worst angle in porn:

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