Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
The next Jurassic Park movie? THE DINOSAURS ARE NAZIS!
Been there, done that.
The Iron Sky franchise’s lawyers would like a word with you.
Not to mention Danger 5.
Dinosaurs never existed. The Devil planted the fossils to test man.
I thought my paleontology exams were pretty difficult, and sometimes thought the professor was the Devil. So I guess you are right.
Jurassic Park 5: Still Printing Money.
*snorts line of cocaine*
What if Jurassic Park… but with a fuckin’ volcano?!
….I am so psyched for that movie. gonna get REALLLLY high before I see it.
and tap into my inner 9 yr old self back when I wanted to be a Paleontologist.
“Players win games and coaches loose games!”
Why it on Mark Sanchez.
I see Bill is digging deep into his playbook.
Nice.
Iwo Jima vet was saving up all his saliva to spit in Brady’s face.
I nominate ‘Freebird’ as the song to play when the eagles score. I nominate ‘Mr. Crowley’ as the song to play when the pats score.
Did Michelle say “Let’s go eat dick?”
Alexa responded ‘I’m not sure how to help you with that’ so probably
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…
Patriots don’t deserve to take the field to crazy train
Die Eagles Die
Fine, but they need to beat the fucking P*ts first.
^Unless you are speaking German for some reason.
These old men fought Fascism 70 years ago to watch their children embrace it.
Also great seeing those same children revere WWII vets anyway.
Well, I think it’s a question of which WWII vets they revere.
Don’t forget their grandchildren.
Game over. Pats defer, score back to back around halftime.
That’s a big collection of badasses! And then there’s the Iggles and P*triots on the field, too.
Iwo Jima guy gets to kill a loser for old times sake. You know he wants to.
I approve of the jersey choices for this game. That’s the one nice thing I’ll say about this game.
Could one of those vets offer Gene Steratore his glasses to use during the game?
None of them have a strong enough prescription.
There is no way I can sit through an entire Owl game with Collinsworth slobbering over Brady at every opportunity.
green shirt ON, I am with the battery tossers in spirit, if not in teevee box
HAIL COLUMBIA, PEOPLE.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail,_Columbia
Beer is cracked, Brady jersey is on, poutine latke waffles and taco pizza are prepped and ready to go for the end of the first quarter. LET’S FUCKIN’ DO THIS.
Best of luck, sort of!
I hit my left hand with a hatchet yesterday, can I only post sexy pics and gifs instead of dick jokes?
blood FOAR teh blood GODS!!
It’s 10am here, so I am bowing to decorum by starting my drinking with a coffee stout.
Greetings good sir. How’s the outback treating you?
Quite well thanks, except it’s topping 100 degrees today and my AC is broken. Sorry about your Vikes, man. That’s a hard pill.
This gets the Beer Barrel Wax Seal of Approval.
Woof woof! Gronk is back in the Superbowl!!! hopefully we get some good TD spikes!!!
Fuck that dumb shit.
Last minute key decision: I am wearing a George Halas jersey in recognition of my true loyalties and the fact that I will root for this year’s Halas Trophy winner.
Be careful – if Virginia McCaskey finds out you might end up the Bears GM.
Sounds like a big win-win
I’ve got bears butthead kicking the beavis packers “take that shirt ofd dumbass” one
I’m wearing my HRTN shirt!
I’m watching the end of Street Law on B-Movie TV.
Priorities, people!
A-10 Warthogs Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!
My favorite anecdote about the Warthog:
Courtesy of: https://what-if.xkcd.com/21/
Where’s the BBBRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT ?
Fuck this. Everyone knows the REAL anthem of the United States of America is Hail, Columbia.
I thought it was All My Rowdy Friends.
I thought it was the Animal House theme song.
I thought it was “Freebird”.
Lots of people just lost money on Pink’s hair not being green.
is anyone kneeling
I am, but only because I dropped a contact.
I’ll give Pink credit, she does have a voice.
I look forward to the tweets about the people holding the flag kneeling.
Pretty sad that the “Kiss on the lips with a sponsor” prop bet went away with Peyton’s retirement…
America The Beautiful is an unquestionably better song than the Star-Spangled Banner.
It also doesn’t help that people feel the need to get ‘creative’ the with anthem
“This Land is Your Land” should be our national anthem, it’s easy as hell to sing and not racist at all.
Nice of her to take her gum out of her mouth before singing
FIVE SERVICES??? Sorry, the Air Force doesn’t count, pal
Army, Navy, Marines, Bear Patrol, Coast Guard?
Also Hell’s Angels. Oh wait, that’s only for Stones concerts.
WEBELOS
Anthem in 4/4, come on people, get your shit together!
That seemed like a pretty meh arrangement.
How the fuck you doing boys? Go Eagles and fuck TO 🙂
Y’ellow!
whats good!!!!!!
No need to play the anthem now
Well, musically it’s a better song than the Anthem at least.
Our anthem is a drinking song so CHUG CHUG CHUG
i think i have enough Heineken to last this shit show, good or bad.
Aaron Burr getting himself some Super Bowl TV time
Well he couldn’t get the Presidency.
Nice to see Erkel in the choir there
I wish this game were outside in the 3-degree air. I would love another round of IDEAL GAS LAW TAKES
Fuck this weekend has been a brutal mess. I could really use a nice distraction from the chaos…so naturally this game is going to be shit, the half time show will be shit, and the fucking commercials will be shit.
Didn’t you read – don said Hate Week was over.
GET YOUR JINGOISM ON, MOTHERFUCKERS
Eli wants to go build a snowman but man is going to make a big red coat so he’s staying inside.
We all agree this is the closest Watt is getting to a Super Bowl until he joins the Patriots, right?
please no.
Well, thanks. Now this is happening. Hope you’re happy.
Is it wrong to use pieces of cheese and sausage to dip in my spinach dip instead of crackers or chips? It’s low carb!