Your “One Last Day Before The Hype Machines Go Into Overdrive” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • OBJ wants a raise.
    • He’s currently in his fifth-year of his rookie contract.
    • The number being quoted is $20 million/season.
      • Which is pretty funny, since the Giants only have $25 million in cap-space.
  • Mike Zimmer says Sam Bradford has a “degenerative knee”, which doesn’t sound at all good.
    • On the topic of Case Keenum – well, here’s a less than ringing endorsement:

  • Using the logic “it’s better to have nothing than something”, the Colts have decided to not bring back Frank Gore.
    • Gore ranks fifth all-time in NFL history with 14,026 rushing yards — 75 yards behind Curtis Martin and 1,243 yards short of Barry Sanders.

To end on a happy note, Rae Carruth has changed his mind & decided not to pursue custody of is son.

  • The Charlotte Observer was told by a family spokesperson: “Rae can see Chancellor is a happy, healthy soul and he doesn’t want to interfere with that. But he will still live up to his financial responsibilities for his son – he definitely wants to do that and he will do that. He wants to help.”

World War One Centenary

March 1, 1918 – Treaty of Peace and Amity signed between the Finnish Social Republic of Workmen and the Russian Federal Soviet Republic.

On its own, it’s a fairly insignificant treaty to the overall concept of World War One. But it had enormous implications on the settlement of the eastern front and the upcoming & ongoing Russian Civil War. Plus, it had implications for World War II as well.

Prior to World War One, Finland had been a part of the Tsarist Russian Empire, known as the Grand Duchy of Finland. The ascension of Nicholas II in 1894 led to a climax in attempts at the Russification of Finland – elimination of the state parliament; Russian as the administrative language; mandatory conscription into the Russian army. After the Governor-general was assassinated in 1904, Russian defeat in the 1905 Russo-Japanese war led Nicholas to impose direct monarchist rule over Finland. The reign of Nicholas II prior to February 1917 is known in Finnish history as “The Second Period of Russification”.

When Nicholas II was removed via the first Russian revolution (Feb/March 1917), the provisional Russian government returned autonomy to Finland. Internal political squabbles led to the dissolution of the nascent Finnish parliament, and the October/November revolution of 1917 led to the rise of competing parliamentary groups:

  • a conservative “White” group made up of Finnish monarchists, political conservatives & the Swedish minority;
  • a socialist “Red” group made up of socialist paramilitaries, Finnish Bolsheviks & militant Red Guards

The Whites declared independence in early December 1917; the Reds on December 31. Open warfare between the two groups erupted in late-January 1918, inaugurating the Finnish Civil War. To try & get foreign support, the Red Finns signed the Treaty of Peace & Amity with Lenin’s government, because the Reds favoured reintegration with Russia. Lenin encouraged this belief, because he felt that all socialist republics would eventually be united under one (Soviet) leadership.

Two days later, Soviet support was all undone due to the official signing of the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, with Russia surrendering to the Central Powers. Finland was transferred to the German sphere of influence via the Treaty, and the Germans used their influence to stifle support for the Reds in the Finnish conflict, so as to minimize their troop commitments in the East so they could redirect their forces to the Western front. The civil war ended in May 1918 with the Whites successful; plans to install a Finnish monarchy failed when the Germans were defeated in November 1918, and the country became a democratic republic. Over 32,000 people died – 1.2% of the population, almost three times the number that died in the Spanish influenza outbreak of 1918. Additionally, there were 80,000 POWs

The Russian Civil War ran from 1918-20, also between competing Reds & Whites; obviously, the Reds won. The effect of seeing other countries support their opponents led Lenin to make deals that would allow the Bolsheviks to cement control over their own state; they’d worry about others’ revolutions later. To avoid further conflict the damaged state was not prepared for, the Soviet government signed the Treaty of Tartu in October 1920 guaranteeing a common border with Finland. The border roughly followed the old boundary as the Grand Duchy, but also gave Finland a port on the Arctic Ocean via transfer of the territory of Petsamo.

Stalin would rectify all those gains after World War II. We’ve talked about that topic at DFO before.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Penguins at Bruins – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
    • Blackhawks at Sharks – 10:00PM | NBCSN
    • Blue Jackets at Kings – 10:30PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • 76ers at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
    • Timberwolves at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
  • NCAA:
    • Wichita State at Central Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • California at Arizona State – 9:00PM | ESPNU
    • Cincinnati at Tulane – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Oregon at Washington State – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • Stanford at Arizona – 10:00PM | FS1
  • Women’s Soccer:
    • U.S. vs. Germany – 7:00PM | ESPN2

The Oscars are Sunday. Expect lots of noise around that. Catch up using MakeItSnow‘s Oscar predictions. The Combine gets going in earnest tomorrow morning. Rich Eisen runs his 40 sometime this weekend. There’s a whole page for it. MIGHT BE OVERKILL!

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rockingdog

I Hope this storm is short…

Last funny:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Tomorrow, on Pleasure Planet!

Fronkenshteen

A 2:15:00 BBC Documentary on the Winter War? I’m in!!

/ Fun side note: It was uploaded to YouTube by a guy named “Phuktard”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Stupid Arizona

Col. Duke LaCross

This game is way closer than it should be.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hey, Jeff Flake.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

What kind of Nazi classification system do we have now where some people have yellow stars, others have green torsos, and yet others have orange suns?

WTF?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Active members are semi-hard.

ballsofsteelandfury

And, apparently, Moose can be all three…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Trusted members; no premature ejaculation.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oooops, spoke….. too soon.

Mr. Ayo

Oh shit, I have a yellow star! Haha to you loser green torsos.

ballsofsteelandfury

Orange sun!! Congrats! I think…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Made from real teachers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Maybe it’s some kind of Super Mario scheme?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Black Canary is not a fan of oil politics.

ballsofsteelandfury

Seriously, this shit needs to be fixed NOW.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s a national crisis, a moral breakdown, a divider of a nation!

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Mr. Ayo

Tomorrow, in Sexy Friday!

Fronkenshteen

Jesus. My I just got a notification that my kid’s school is closed tomorrow because the power MIGHT go out tonight.

ballsofsteelandfury

Is the sun scheduled to go out too?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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WCS

For what its worth, West Virginia’s schools have been closed for eight, going on nine, days.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“We’re 49th!”

“At least we ain’t 59th!”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

West Virginia has schools? Huh. Learn something new every day…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not in West Virginia.

Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“SIIIIIGH…..”

-Puerto Rico

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The day after hump day gif search/

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I should have known better.

rockingdog

Howdy!

Found a funny:
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

I love your history stuff.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, they didn’t make them nearly as well back then.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So we’ve been watching this Korean office drama called Misaeng. It’s the strangest thing ever. There’s no romance arc, and it’s basically a completely mundane story about office drones. The last half hour has been them arguing about whether to (essentially) change the order of slides in a powerpoint presentation. And yet it manages to be strangely compelling.

WCS

I don’t have an “office” office jorb, but, people do find entertainment in the general mundane of their lives.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of the main characters is a prodigious alcoholic, though, so maybe it reminds me of you folks and that’s why I like it.

Mr. Ayo

I’m flattered!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

Well? Did they change the slides?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They did! And it worked!

The CEO of the company is so perfectly cast as a cheerful, arrogant dickhead.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

HONK!

Fronkenshteen

The nor’easter has begun here in the Shenandoah Valley. Sounds like a damn hurricane out there.

WCS

I thought you lived in Philly? Are you also Appalachian trash like myself?

Fronkenshteen

I grew up on Long Island, but after I got out of the army, I moved down here. I live in Woodstock, VA, a VERY small town.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

That was usually my dad, but, fair.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

1971? Dad was in the Air Force, six years before he got married, and nine years before me, and he already was a subscriber to this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

She shouldn’t have worn that Wishbone perfume.

Unsurprised

I hate people who show up late for things. I waited 15 minutes past the starting time for people to show up to an event then walked off, bought a sixer of Lagunitas, and then got home and found out the assholes arrived five minutes after I left. Fuck those fucking fuckers forever.

Also, I want to feel miserable and powerless. I finally acknowledged it out loud in therapy and it feels good because now I can say that is fucking stupid and I want something else more.

So in conclusion, here are Christina Hendricks’s and Charlotte McKinney’s giant tits.

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WCS

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blaxabbath

Huh? Like BDSM?

Unsurprised

No

Fronkenshteen

Sorry hippo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry Hippo.
I told you we were overdue.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

This monkey is only beating that drum to avoid more electric shocks from his trainer:
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Now THIS monkey truly enjoys playing the cello:
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SonOfSpam

Yo-Yo Mankey?

WCS

BAWSTAHN now up 8-4. RALLY TIME BITCHES

Tristan Jarry has allowed 14 goals in his last two games. That’s ungood.

LemonJello

“Rally? But my good sheets are at the cleaners!”
-most Boston fans

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

You know who’s pretty good, at least against bad teams? The gutty little Lakers.

/listens to everyone outside Southern California boo

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

I did some ball slams at my workout tonight that did not look like these.

LemonJello

Your legwarmers were thicker?

SonOfSpam

Underwear was more of a mauve.

SonOfSpam

Isaiah “No Way Can He Fit In With Cleveland” Thomas has 29 in 23 minutes.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“booooo…”

— Some of us in Southern California

SonOfSpam

Whale’s Vagina doesn’t count. You had the Clippers and let them go, just like the Chargers. You guys are just bad fans. Spanos is the victim.

SonOfSpam

Shit. I went too far with the Spanos thing. Sorry. I owe you a few beers next time I see you.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Those beers will subside my rage… For now.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, I mean…one just shouldn’t joke about certain things.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It’s okay. I’m sure the proximity to the horribly flawed brainwashing devices Dean is investing in probably kicked in for a few seconds.

SonOfSpam

To be fair, you lost the Sockers too.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Yeah, but the Gulls finally came back!

[Still hasn’t been to a game]

SonOfSpam

Johnny Carson voice: “I did not know that”

WCS

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YOU DARE BESMIRCH THE GOOD DENIZENS OF SAN DIEGO?! YOUR BLOOD SHALL FLOW NEXT TO THAT OF THE SPANOS CLAN!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

(Latest Installment of Actual Work Conversations with Redshirt)

Planning Dept.: “Redshirt, the customer is questioning if the following things were done. Were they?”
Me: “Well since you didn’t tell me to do it in the five weekly emails I sent asking if this needed done, they weren’t done.”
Planning Dept.: “Well how did this happen? The customer’s gonna to want to know.”
Me: “I’d start with the gross incompetence of a professional email forwarder, sprinkle in some laziness, and then finish strong with good, old fashioned apathy.”

LemonJello

You work for the federal government?

WCS

Oh, it makes sense now! Redshirt is actually Ron Swanson!

Redshirt

Not quite, but I’m evolving. I’m currently in the Dr. Cox stage, where I hate everyone and everything, but my damn heart and professional pride forces me to do my best job and help others do the same.

scotchnaut

My Biggest Strength-

I will give every cooking show ever at least three tries.

You?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Farting.

SonOfSpam

Dammit, that’s a good one.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Really you just have to train well and pace yourself. Some concentration exercises help.

Don T

Stealth seething.

LemonJello

Holding a grudge.

scotchnaut

My Biggest Weakness-

I will give every cooking show ever at least three tries.

You?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Being shot.

SonOfSpam

Whatever, Mr. Crisis Actor

herodotus450

Mine also has to do with giving it to something three times and then falling asleep.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, that’s better than a two pump chump.

SonOfSpam

I work too hard and care too much,

Don T

Asses. Can’t resist burros.

scotchnaut

You silly.

LemonJello

I was going to say “pessimism” but I don’t think that’s right.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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[whispering softly]
“Ooooooooooky”

Redshirt

“I’m gotta go peel my banana, if you know what I mean.”

Unsurprised

OOK OOK

King Hippo

Fuck, Markell separated his shoulder. That’s the end of my Shitty Wolves. You could hear the fookin’ screams off camera.

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Gratliff

I wonder what it is about the Crosby-era Pens that cause them to have the occasional hilarious blowout loss

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Crosby-era Penis?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shit, never mind.

herodotus450

They are crybabies who start crying to their mommies when they start losing instead of playing harder, check SCF 09, Game 2
/Also probably they are just more visible than other teams, who also have hilarious bolowouts just as much

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LemonJello

New addition to the King Laserface line at Farm & Fleet?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The sale is called a bolowout.

Redshirt

(watching Madden Video Game Tournament on NFL Network)

TV: “This player has Bo Jackson on his team…”
Me: “That’s a nice choice.”
TV: “…out of position as his Left Tackle.”
Me: “Who does he have in the backfield? Barry Allen?! Cain Marko?!”

herodotus450

“Now entering the game at quarterback, Number Sixteen.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Happy Friday!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!

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LemonJello

Boy, is his face red. Much embarrass.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Where’s Waldo isn’t as difficult as it used to be.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Anonymous gymnast prepares for her first stage role-“Waiting For Bidet.”

herodotus450

8-3, Yikes. Murray?

King Hippo

I’m sure not gonna say “present” this time ,, smh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HERE?

herodotus450

He’s not listed on the box score, looks like he didn’t even dress. Is he hurt? Do I care?

herodotus450

If the world ever runs out of syllables, we’ll have to set our best minds to figure out how New Zealanders say “no.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

The Ballad of King Hippo and tWBS

scotchnaut

UCF giving Neutral State all they can handle.

King Hippo

holy merde, miracle bank heave OT!

scotchnaut

CRAZEEE!!!

scotchnaut

WOWSERS!!!

King Hippo

remember, UCF was a participant in the original Bananacakes Bowl

scotchnaut

You made me giggle.

King Hippo

I spent the last 6 minutes gaping at the wall slackjawed until I ‘membered Memphis were the other

scotchnaut

As a white male I know what it feels like being a minority because when U*NC plays Duke I actively cheer for the Blue Devils.

King Hippo

You are not alone, Spirit Animal!

/though I was neutral until maybe last year

scotchnaut

Really? What swung it for you? I go way, way back as a Carolina hater.

King Hippo

the academic shit and being so smug about being let off the hook for it. I have always hated them, just hated Duke hoops equally. NO MOAR.

King Hippo

NC State should really fuck GT’s shit up, but TV Ted Valentine is doing his usual.

King Hippo

he really is a colossal piece of shit

scotchnaut

You know who else was certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes? Mario Batali. Makes you think, don’t it?

Gratliff

Flyers gonna lose their first regulation game since Feb 1. Season over imo.

scotchnaut

Who is the balding 26 year-old playing guard for the Shockers?

litre_cola

Heh, Shockers.

Gratliff

As insane as the Trump guns thing has been for the past day, it makes far more sense to me than the fucking Kirk Cousins Lottery. Hooooooooly shit are there a lot of teams out there trying to be just slightly below average at QB right now.

WCS

It’s going to be hilarious when Dan Snyder signs him to a ten-year, $115 million deal.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Knock off five years and you have the going rate; half gar-un-teeeeed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The tariff idiocy could really fuck things up.

I’d rate slightly above average given the average at this point, but yeah; he’s going to take 10-15% of somebody’s cap space and if they don’t draft really well………

Fronkenshteen

Anyone got action? I don’t know what the hell to watch.

King Hippo

5 bills on NC State, 4 bills on UVA, 2 on Northwestern ML.

scotchnaut

Shockers/UCF is watchable.

scotchnaut

This here is an understatement.

Unsurprised

I finished the second of the two pizzas I ordered last night. I’m going to die now.

scotchnaut

You’re a hero. An American kinda hero but still.

Unsurprised

Why is Pitbull doing the 100 yard dash in a suit?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m going to play racquetball tonight. If I don’t comment again, it’s because I had a heart attack and died.

scotchnaut

“BrettFavresColonoscopy died doing what he loved-pretending he was in shape.”

-Tombstone

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Round is a shape

King Hippo

oh merde, the Starwipe Network crew had to note that my Shitty Wolves ™ have NEVAR lost in the Bees’ new-ish hive. Mother fuckers, I gots 5 bills on this!

scotchnaut

“Mother Fucker!!!

-Bill Shatner, Bill Paxton, Bill Murray, Bill Parcells, The Bill of Rights

King Hippo

if the Paedos join Meeeechigan in the quarters, I may give up on the B1G tourney.

WCS

There have been eight goals scored in the first period.

King Hippo

did yinz re-acquire Fleury or sommet?

King Hippo

Oscar Sunday: There Will Be Peach-Fucking

Give a little credit to that shitstain Chris Collins, his NW side won’t lay down and die. It would be easy to do after their last few weeks.

litre_cola

Hi guys, I am here for the circlejerk pizza party?

SonOfSpam

You’re late. Everyone already came and went.

King Hippo

But sounds like someone can volunteer FOAR jizzmopper!

JustStopDude

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WCS

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WCS

Ice Stillers-BAWSTAHN is crezzy.