Saturday Morning Lesser Footy and JV Hoopsball Morning Thread.

Morning commentists. It is one of Hippo’s substitutes here for the futbol and college basketball analysis. This in depth analysis is from someone who enjoys it purely for gambling purposes but then again that is probably true for most sporting events. I bet on a Brazilian basketball game the other day only because the game was playing live in a window on the screen. Last night I had money on Utah Valley, Montana and Carolina Central. Huge Fan!

By the time you read this Man U v Liverpool will have ended. Mo Salah scored once, Pogba was a dickhead somehow, lots of closeups of the managers, De Gea was tested a few times and Rashford scored a bad goal for United. Book it.

Hippo’s Toffees against the Seagulls, both teams wear blue, one team’s manager is not a bloated asshole. Go Seagulls.

The rest of the games in England in brief.

Huddersfield v Swansea, nope not watching that dreck.

Newcastle v Southampton, I think not.

West Ham v Burnley, both have the same coloUr scheme!

West Brom v Leicester, please futbol God, let Fulham replace West Brom next year, please.

Late game we have a London derby with Palace v Chelski, this game is at Stamford Bridge but since the stadium isn’t in Chelsea but in Fulham coach Woy and his Eagles could have some hope to eke out a draw.

By the time you read this hopefully tiny Eibar has beaten Real Madrid so their domestic season can continue to be a car crash. Barca gets a free trip to Malaga and you would have to think 3 points. The Barca v Athleti game last week was quite good and you have to think the Catalans are home and free and can turn their attention more to Europe.

Bayern Munich plays Hamburger, I fucking love hamburgers. The Bundesliga is over, Bayern has destroyed all of its foes handily this year. Howevah there is trouble afoot in Deutschland and Bayern is a root of it! There are threats to the 50 +1 rule which is the way the teams are all owned right now. For this story I had a choice here between a site from Ghana and one from Espn, I chose the African one as I figure they copied the WWSL but give em some clicks anyway.

For gambling purposes in college basketball this week has been fun. I feel that it’s kind of like the warmup for the Tourney next week, a chance to get that ass groove in your couch just right. Here is the link for the DFO pool (Password: Dickjoke, Pool name DFO Brackets)

Michigan winning the B1G last week was a welcome surprise and Bielen can flat out coach so I think they will be rested for le grande dance.. This weeks wee round of gambling is kind of like being in the shooting lineup before a game. Is this the year where Duke wins to level out for the Patriots losing? I would really like Harvard, Hampton and Vermont to make the tourney because that would be the most 2018 thing possible. President Cheeto loves it! Great teams, best teams, whit- I mean great schools.

I leave you with this. There was a man named Chopper Reid in Australia. Big time gangster, cut off his own ears in prison, pretty tough guy and this is Ronnie Johns as Chopper letting us know about the weather.