World Gawne Mad – Saturday Round of 32 Afternoon Games Open Thread

Be nice to your UVA friends today, they might be just a wee bit touchy… (also feel free to discuss the various flaccid Lesser Footy matchups available on this weekend when all the good sides are in the FA Cup quarters)

#9(E) Alabama (+11, +556) v. #1(E) Villanova (12:10, CBS)

Good news, Roll Damn Tide!  You have the best guard in this matchup, Collin Sexton.  The bad news?  Nova has #s 2-5, perhaps 2-6.  That will prove a problem as the 2nd half drags on.

#7(MW) Rhode Island (+9.5, +400) v. #2(MW) Duke (2:40, CBS)

Do you believe, Commentist Party?  HIPPO BELIEVES.  Matchups are everything in hoopsball, and JV RRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! matches Duke’s athleticism, but with much more experience.

#13(S) Buffalo (+5.5, +215) v. #5(S) Kentucky (5:10, CBS)

Hate to piss in everyone’s punch bowl, but the wagon-circling stops here.  Kenfucky are for real, and it would seem are on a collision course to meet WKRP in the Elite Eight.  Defensing will make all the difference.

#11(S) Loyola-Chi**** (+5.5, +205) v. #3(S) Tennessee (6:10, TNT)

Finally, a non-CBS/channel flipping game!  Ramble on, you sweet MO Valley representatives.  Sweet Sixteen and Rick Barnes so very rarely mix.

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LemonJello

Does anyone on the CBS studio show actually like each other? And do they know that they’re supposed to talk about actual baksetbalding?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus
LemonJello

“At first, it was feared that all of the teams’ textbooks had also been stolen, but then the police remembered it was U*NC.”

litre_cola

Did they steal the mops and brooms for Janitorial 101?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

“You can’t teach speed”, but you can bet your ass they can teach you how to make it at Kentucky!

litre_cola

BANNER THIS MAN!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Do you like the first five minutes of this video better than the last minute? The Masters, coming soon, on CBS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0CD4dVYAEY

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Little too much weight out in front of those skis.

litre_cola

Ayo still in 1st I see.

/Shakes fist at imaginary internet friend.

LemonJello

These Buffalo players all have jobs waiting in the masonry field after this game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They keep putting up cinder-blocks.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cinder Bloxxx would be a good porn name.

LemonJello

Cyn der Bloks if she’s Dutch

LemonJello

I think they’re running a MAGA offense.

litre_cola

They closed down the mill years ago.

Spur

This Kentucky vs Arizona 2nd round game is awes….oh right.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

What. The. Fuck.

LemonJello

Just your average Possum Posse Seance, why?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just keep walkin’, Pal!!!!!

– The Male Possum

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Some weird meditation lady on Youtube that I saw and laughed at on Tosh.0

JustStopDude

I went to the grocery store. On the way, I made the mistake of turning on ESPN radio. Two clowns were talking, both agreeing with each other that UVA’s loss is not that great of an upset.

The gist of their arguments were…

1) Neither could name a single player on either squad (I understand not knowing the UMBC squad, but I think its a bold take to basically admit you can’t think of a single player’s name from a historically good ACC team and the overall number 1 team going into the tournament

2) The score was not close, ergo the upset was not as great as it would have been had UMBC won by a late buzzer beater.

I really don’t get how one gets a sports radio talk show…

theeWeeBabySeamus

When I used to drive for work a lot, I got used to listening to a nationally syndicated sports talk network. One on One Sports I believe was the name. This would have been late 90s/early 2000s. These guys were good. Knowledgeable. Entertaining without bowing to gimmicks. Then the internet really kicked in.

They got sold (twice I think) and went thru different attempts to grab an audience back, but eventually took the path of least resistance and became more like shock radio. I quit listening.

I think it’s just a general decline in sports journalism in general because of shifting media dynamics.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OH JEEBUS!!!!! I just googled them. They’re SB Nation Radio now. Holy shit I couldn’t have a better example if I custom ordered it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SB_Nation_Radio

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Everybody hates Dukes and I just don’t understand it; especially if they are really short.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Are those the “magic underwear” that’s all the rage with those nutty Latter-Day Saints?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Spur

and why hasn’t Duke pulled its starters?

WCS

Be a real shame if Bagley and Allen broke their legs as a result, wouldn’t it?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Turkey and swiss on marble rye, with black olives, mayo and dijon mustard is a good ‘fookin sandwich and I’ll fight anyone who says differently.

Right after I’m done eating.

Mr. Ayo

I just finished breakfast. Now I can have my third drink of the day.

herodotus450

I thought the republicans made marble rye illegal again.

WCS

Mayonnaise is Satan’s jizz.

SonOfSpam

You’re thinking of horseradish.

theeWeeBabySeamus

A little goes a long way?
(that’s a satan’s jizz joke too)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Honestly, I’m not a big mayo guy myself. But in this case, just a touch of it really balances well with the olives and dijon.

Spur

You’re thinking of coleslaw

SonOfSpam

I would treat that sandwich like Timothee Chalamet treats a peach.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Brick Meathook right now (artist’s conception):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYhF79vIlws

scotchnaut

Your very large “Dale Earnhart #3” sticker on your rear window. Does it compromise your ability to parallel park? The Masters, coming soon.

Brick Meathook

I bet this was a pretty cool ride:
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SonOfSpam

Wife just brought home a new green shirt (tee of course) for me to wear. Taking that as permission to get blasted beyond recognition, starting (checks non-existent watch) soon.

scotchnaut

Have you worn your camo outfit to a family get-together? The Masters, coming soon.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey you’re right rest of ACC. Playing 8 on 5 really is hard as shit.

– Rhode Island

Brick Meathook

I wonder what it’s like to own a storefront business. I don’t know if I could do it. But maybe I’d be really good at it. I’m high.

SonOfSpam

Have your fingers started to fing yet?

Brick Meathook

I’m having the bottoms of my feet sanded and de-burred with a sanding block and coarse abrasive paste. It is the fucking bomb.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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scotchnaut

[takes detailed notes]

-Commander of Black Site in Egypt

theeWeeBabySeamus

And yes, I’m still cracking up over the “Things Meatloaf would do for love” Pie chart Moose posted on the night thread last night.
So fucking funny.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Now I want to do a follow-up chart of “Things Andy Reid would do for Meatloaf” where half of it is “anything” and the other half is “also that”.

Horatio Cornblower

“Things Andy Reid Would Do For His Kids” and it’s just an empty circle.

Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Stupid Sexy Coyote

scotchnaut

Wiley was okay but he made a fatal error when he accepted an Acme sponsorship.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL, that’s a good point.
Their quality control is totally for shit.

scotchnaut

Title for a Grayson Allen biography-“The Son Of A Bitch Chronicles”.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Day Tripper

Unsurprised

My Life As Zodiac’s Rat Bastard

Unsurprised

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scotchnaut

Is it dead or in post-coital nirvana? I MUST KNOW!

Unsurprised

Sleeping, I assume. Same as I’m trying to do.

scotchnaut

Announcers are doing their own take on “Dukeback Mountain”.

Brick Meathook

It is a beautiful day, I’m high, and I’m getting a pedicure. Then I’m out on a six mile walk, high. Might make it seven, also while high.

theeWeeBabySeamus

ME TOO!!!!!! Well, except foar the pedicure and the six mile walk, because fuck that.

Brick Meathook

Any guy who hasn’t had a pedicure doesn’t know what he’s missing. Once a month, like regular maintence on an engine.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Apparently 3 seconds and moving screens aren’t a thing anymore.

Spur

you watching Golden State highlights?

scotchnaut

I think he’s watching all basketball right now.

Spur

VIA WSJ – https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-lawyer-citing-mccabes-firing-calls-for-end-to-mueller-probe-1521309707

“Mr. McCabe wrote contemporaneous memos describing his dealings with Mr. Trump and the White House, as well as about what Mr. Comey told Mr. McCabe about his own interactions, a person close to Mr. McCabe said.”

“This person said that Mr. McCabe turned the memos over to Mr. Mueller.”

Unsurprised

Jesus Christ. His lawyer makes Lionel Hutz look like Jerry Spence (That’s bad).

For the non-lawyers, McCabe wrote those memos because under the Federal Rules of Evidence such reports are admissible non-testimony evidence. Law enforcement agents write them because being admissible evidence makes them incredibly useful leverage in ongoing criminal prosecutions.

Spur

Stormy Daniels did the right thing hiring Bob Loblaw

theeWeeBabySeamus

I hear he’s got a law blog.

Unsurprised

McCabe’s statement, though, reads just like that of the CIA whistleblower that Obama’s DOJ sent to prison even though Bush’s DOJ refused to prosecute him for making statements to journalists about the CIA’s torture program that Trump’s nominee to be the new director was a supervisor and participant in perpetrating. I find it funny since McCabe was, if I recall, involved in that three-year investigation that was 100% politically-motivated; it’s just that the political motivation came from the CIA and Obama’s war on whistleblowers.

The DOJ forced him to accept a plea deal because they indicted said whistleblower for goddamn espionage for talking to a reporter. Fuck Obama. Fuck Eric Holder. Fuck everyone involved in that shitshow – including Comey and McCabe.

Fronkenshteen

Think Trump took notes as well as these guys?
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Fronkenshteen

What do you have on this game?

Fronkenshteen

ML or spread? (Not that I need a reason to root against Duke, it’s just nice cheering your action home. Nice hits on Marshall & Loyola btw)

Unsurprised

What a world.

Firing Nerf guns at a drone again

— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) March 17, 2018

https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

scotchnaut

Here’s hoping he’s at least wearing underwear.

Unsurprised

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Mr. Ayo

Bill Barnwell?

JustStopDude

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Senor Weaselo

We would have also accepted “Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.”

litre_cola

Morning all. Nyquil KOd me from witnessing history last night. DayQuil will keep me up today!.

I AM A HUMMINGBIRD BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh, we’re doing depressing?
Meh, why not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq9MBnX00hs

Wakezilla

I think Purdue is my only team left in my DFO final four bracket. Maybe Gonzaga, too?

Unsurprised

Hometown hero:

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Wakezilla

Now that’s a dog!

Spur

We are all URI fans today.

Unsurprised

Not to be confused with UTI, whose fans are all in Maine.

Wakezilla

I think the only UTI fans are the workers in the Cranberry Juice industry.

Unsurprised

Maine is full of cranberry bogs.

yeah right

Can anyone explain why Bama’s mascot is an elephant and is it’s nickname Aunt Flo?

Unsurprised

They took a stupid simile way too seriously.

Brick Meathook

It’s actually a very interesting story. I don’t remember any of it.

Unsurprised

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Senor Weaselo

Where’s Sonny Chiba when you need him?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m down quite a rabbit-hole here…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvXmtkl4Nmk

scotchnaut

Shitballs! That is a great, great cover!

JustStopDude

Did not need to wake up this morning, sleeping next to a parade.

Honestly surprised the cops didn’t wake me up. I stumbled to get a cup of coffee. As I am standing there, someone shoved a dollar bill in my half finished coffee.

I figured I needed to get cleaned up.

Unsurprised

Oops

Wakezilla

Bland fact: when I wear my at home clothes out, homeless folks never ask me for money and there’s been a few occasions where people look at me, squint and essentially debate on whether they should give me money or not. Lol