I don’t really have the stomach for this after what happened with Houston (the closest I had to a rooting interest), but fuck it, a responsibility is what it is.
#10(E) Butler (+3.5, +145) v. #2(E) Purdue (12:10, CBS)
Suspiciously low line due to the broken right elbow of the Boilers’ better Nazi fuck centers. He is apparently trying to have his brace cleared for combat, and to play through it. We shall see.
#11(MW) Syracuse (+9, +380) v. #3(MW) Michigan State (2:40, CBS)
Boy howdy, this ought to be a fucking Rembrandt. Thank God this is a national game with no channel flipping options!
#7(W) Texas A&M (+6, +225) v. #2(W) U*NC (5:10, CBS)
You have no idea how much I wish this was a JV NFL contest. As it is not, your humble scribe has no idea how the line is only 6 in favour of the evil assholes with the bye to the Sweet Sixteen.
#7(S) Nevada (+8, +325) v. #2(S) Cincinnati (6:10, TNT)
Nevada came back from 14 down to defeat Texas. Nevada will likely found themselves down 14 again this evening. And keep digging.
SILLYCUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a lot of time to kill on this flight, so I’m giving Justice League a shot. I look forward to bitching about the results of my own terrible decision later.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle won over Justice League for House LemonJello movie night last night. I feel like this was a good choice.
ohhhh man mich st can get this…..
never mind.
Truly some homerish refereeing in the Michigan State game. What a fucking joke.
[commits blatant traveling violation, scores]
“Looks like i just pulled a homer.”
– Magic Johnson
“See!?! THAT’S why I want to build a wall.”
-Herr Charlemango
those taco bell nacho fries actually look kind of good. anyone try them yet?
Depends on how drunk one is….
Or high, don’t forget high!
If I’m just high I think about all the stray animals that are gone from the TB meat packing facility.
If they put hot sauce on it it’ll be my next House of Pain special!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_ihXlWKC7g
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Jesus, I’ve seen more attractive crime scenes than that 1st half.
Looking at the ole betting site and Northern Colorado plays against Drake? He bought a university? Or is it 5 on 1?
Damn good thing I didn’t have to play against Drake. They would have singed my beard.
If the Drake mascot is not some variant of pirate I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I haven’t seen a block backfire like that since I picked Bruce Vilanch, center square.
THIS GUY McQUAID I CALL HIM MARCUS MARIOTA FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
woke up hungover from st pattys day. missed the Chelsea match. Whatever.
found a funny:
*shuffles through note cards*
More like March Sadness
Dogs don’t have opposable thumbs, how do you take notes?
What the fuck is a bearcat anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWXNhOiWLFE
Hey Hippo…NCS Baseball is an inning and a half away from sweeping Clemson at Clemson.
This makes me happy.
If it happens, they could jump close to top 10 next week.
I thought I had a real shot at finishing last in the Brackets now, btw.
But I don’t think I can catch blax.
“No one can!”
-Chip Kelly
Hold my beer!
Leipzig still lead. Have princely sum of $15 at +550 on that. But will feel SMRT!
“Well here’s your problem!”
/Pictured
The first overall pick of the Fort Wayne Pistons 1948 draft.
first win over Bayern. EVAR!
of course, Chelski get the goal in extra time
“It’s just a matter of time before this (Congress) page flips.”
-Robert Mueller
nvm – the extra time screwed up my scoreboard – NO 2nd goal – we are tied 1-1 in extra time now.
Leipzig WOO!!!!!
oh merde, shoulda been 3!
I thought there could be only one?
After the war…..
There were so many beards in that unit that they were nicknamed “The Fightin’ Kelly Prestons”.
I believe this to be banner worthy, or at least the Katie Holmes/Stepford award!
“German March Madness? Catch it! Just like I did…on film.”
-Leni Riefenstahl
That honkey asshole!!!!!
😛
so…I can write Purdue on mah bracket sheet?
/just did anyhoo
Prolly…Butler has 1.6 to go full length and try a 3 to tie.
They got all the way back more or less, then Purdue woke up again. I was hoping the fatigue factor would prevent that. Oh well.
Lester got level somehow
“Digs a hole, fills in the hole, digs a hole, fills in the hole.”
-Butler
Cowbells buzzer beater NIT win over BayBay. I won like $59 on that.
/wanking motion
You bet on the NIT?
oh us degenerates bet on WAY lower than THAT.
eh, Litre??
/just $23 in this instance, and I actually had foundation (ie, BayBay is shite)
Nothing but cocksuckers in the FA semifinals. City will be the most likable side. 2018 continues down The Darkest Timeline, with only mild exceptions.
Must be a lot of 69ing.
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Do you have a baseball bat and glove on your back seat just in case ‘something happens’ and you need plausible deniability? The Masters, coming soon
I am going to try to watch NONE of the hoopsball, unless UMBC and/or Marshall get a working margin. May make an exception for Tiger! Tiger! because the fuckery potential is nearly nil there.
When they went down 10, I just put $50 on Butler live ML (+600) . Just a feeling.
sounds liek me, 2-3 weeks ago!
If I hit on all of today’s action, I’ll have had a $3k+ weekend. Of course that’s unlikely.
Even if I miss on all of today’s action, I still walk away from teh weekend with approx $1k of the house’s dough.
Not too shabby for a guy that “cashed out” and “wasn’t betting any more” until “next season.”
Liar.
LOL. The first part really did happen. But then I had a feeling about KState and went with it. Meh…I’m weak.
“Liar”
Also applicable to this girl when she insists ‘they’re real’.
and when she says, “Be gentle, I’ve never done anything like this before…”
Best line from that movie occurs when she bumps her noggin and a guy asks, “how’s your head?” and she responds, “nobody has complained yet”. Fourteen year-old me thought that was brilliant.
I liked that one too, also the one on the movie marquee.
14 year-old me couldn’t understand how her cleavage worked so there was that as well.
Leipzig needs to get Lookman on the pitch and go for the win in the 2nd half.
I’m in a tourney pool with a bunch of folks who work at UCLA, the payout is about 800 bucks and I’ve still got – potentially – 14 of the sweet 16 alive in my bracket, including Loyola. I’ve got a real shot at this.
“Always be mindful of the clock.”
-Salvador Dali, basketball coach
“PHHHUBBBT”
-Salvador Dalí
If anyone else is sick of basketball because their bracket looks like a Miami pedestrian bridge and wants to join me on a beer run, I’m about to leave to go look for Hookers.
https://hookerbeer.com/
Wrap it up
Me: “Hey son, you want I should cook a prime rib roast tonight?”
Him: ‘Sounds great.”
Me: [goes to both (all two of them!) grocery stores in town and there’s not a single one between them]
I. Hate. This. Fucking. Small. Town.
Just cut up a regular rib until you can’t divide it by 2 anymore. Then it’s prime.
/Just go with it
Hehehe…that was good.
I was told there would be no math involved with this blog.
I’m angry enough and now you want me to do math? I hate math and matics.
Any cows around?
I could get addicted to nyquil. Makes for the best naps.
you can buy just the sleepytime ingredient on it’s own in pill form, much cheaper, brand name Unisom or generic equivalent. Just look for Doxylamine on the package.
Are you an enabler?
I don’t think I’ve had a non-medicated night of sleep for the last twenty years. Renal failure is gonna be awesome.
another delightful Dragon Chase song from The Kills:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdisJv5j0xo
If Allie LaForce was an Italian super car her name would be Force LaForce
Such a car’s engine output would no doubt be measured in Forcepower.
She describes the reliability of her inside scoops by assigning them a value in Sourcepower.
In Spanish, her name translates to Allie The Force.
This early footage from the Rocket Raccoon solo movie looks like doo-doo.
The scripts rang true (point of gif).
Nice flop.
No worries; I’ll be hard soon.
Cialis? You better have two bathtubs!
tWBS’ hot ass is enough for anybody.
Do I dare cook a prime rib? Do I dare eat a peach?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK IT!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT IT!
Don’t do that other thing to the peach.
love how we’re barely out of the round of 64 and my bracket is all but done.
Originally I was going to make a joke about how Jay Cutler was rooting for Purr-due, but after seeing this picture I’m not so sure anymore.
Someone needs to photoshop a cigarette in his butt.
Jay Cutler and the Blue Angels
CAUSE BUTT-LER, GET IT?
Haarms has his chaarms.
He’s tired already. Poor guy.
World Gowan Mad? There’s a video for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4eT_0tnj1w
Thats good Canadiana right there.
And yeah, Cose/MSU is gonna be a painting but more like a “Jackson Pollock on Meth” composition.
I’m going Butler over The People’s Elbow.
Something something in Haarms’ way something something
After he fouls out: “A farewell to Haarms.”
We all have a right to bear Harrms