Yes, the only good thing about the late match is the thought of Jim Assdick Nantz being forced to hype that 60 Minutes interview. Hee hee.
#3(E) Texas Tech (+6.5, +250) v. #1(E) Villanova (2:20, CBS)
Woo-hoo, I got my $40 in on Guns Up!! at +260, don’t be too jelly. Our last non-Loyola non-asshole participant has won over DFO hearts with their free wheeling style of play, and by beating Purdue. That is no small beer, mind. Villanova will become the 2nd non-asshole by default after they win by 20. SIGH.
#2(MW) Duke v. #1(MW) Kansas (+3, +135) (5:05, CBS)
Ah, the Jim Nantz wet dream bracket, where the ruffians know their place. Fuck him, fuck these teams, fuck their fanbases. I have a book to read.
Paperywork finished. Zombie time!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkGg1bzfSys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6vnM9I7HIo
That’s fucking hilarious.
So this is mostly a test, to see if this photo posting method works. I don’t actually think that you’ll be interested in the risotto recipe I got from a cookbook.
https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipMgIxzxcFJKlgsIGhs0V1GaJjk5qCGf3aX2WldeC6a3stCh4_nLF3-YWrQMXncoLA?key=eUl0c3lEczduY3pNVDBhTTZVY1dRbW92NHhZd2tR
I use postimages.org (NSFW version — pixxxels.org).
That does seem more seamless, I’ll have to use that in the future
You can just plug in the url, too.
* postimages.org/web
* pixxxels.org/web
Oh, anyway, that recipe looks delicious.
Post more food. We’re a hungry bunch.
So, I know that everyone has gone to bed by now, but I just wanted to say that if you ever find a recipe for Black beans with Peppers and Chorizo, you should absolutely try it!
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OK, time to go try to be a productive
asshole…..errrrrr, member of society.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKl4AAo41c
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111!!!11!!!!
Be bad.
Later.
Got some paperywork I gotta have to the attorney tomorry. Need to be responsible.
Lawyers are the worst.
The goose is loose.
HELL YEAH
Stop playing yer fiddle and feed those dogs!!!!!!!
Earlier today, I learnted that mah kitteh likes Mesquite BBQ Kettle Chips.
And I mean, she REALLY likes ’em. Smelled them I guess, then jumped up in the chair and started trying to steal ’em. Eventually I had to just give ’em to her until she went away. Which took a while.
Your kitty could have her own Instagram account.
I didn’t notice my big feet before.
Yikes.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Hehe, I see what you did there.
It’s a torty thing, isn’t it. My cat tries to steal all the foods from us. Speaking of, she’s not asking to be fed this second so she’s probably on Hermana Weaselo’s old bed since she’s claimed it in my sister’s absence.
*sigh*
More Pussy, More Problems
Also to all the people who watched the Stormy Daniels interview: lol did you really expect she’d say Donny likes to wear a poopy diaper and be told he’s a bad boy with a nasty rash?
That’s the next one.
Obviously. Donny did a big ol’ doo doo.
I wish Trump would actually admit he got Russian hookers to pee on him.
That would actually give me a more positive opinion of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jsECwrbFJw
I just got a great idea for Episode 9!!!
Oh dear God. I’m still recovering from 8.
THE PEE TAPE IS REAL
I thought he just wanted them to piss on the bed President Obama slept in.
Psyched for work tomorrow.
9/10
Would groom that kitty.
So like many other Americans, I found the Stormy Daniels interview to be thoroughly underwhelming. My only hope is that thousands of grandmothers tuned in and are now aware of the fact that THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH A PORN STAR AND PAID HER TO BE QUIET ABOUT IT.
Among other women, while his wife was……. oh fuck it…. if he got this far it makes no difference.
Yes, but he’s still the candidate that Jeebus would want!
Found a funny:
How did Cialias not buy the first ad coming out of the Stormy interview? Fail.
Five will get you one that he paid for the actual sex too…
Honestly I didn’t pay close attention. But I did hear her say she got him to drop his pants and she spanked him with his own magazine.
I’ll never get that image out of my brain.
THANKS A LOT ANDERSON COOPER YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Now it is in ours.
#nomoreboners
The only remotely interesting thing was the detail about getting threatened, but none of that matters compared to the payout stuff.
His lawyers are so stupid I hope to God that they are all permanently disbarred.
Ice Cowboys are skating like idiots. Fast, angry, penalty collecting idiots…
So what else did I miss in this Stormy Daniels interview? I’m watching the Preds-Jets game instead.
To sum up……
This is sub-Fek content
I’m just the messenger.
It is the most astute analysis yet.
found a funny:
“Cambridge Analytica” sounds like the last words someone says to Jason Bourne before they succumb to an assassin’s bullet.
Let’s hope something similar…..
I don’t know where this is but I’ll bet the weather is like that all the time.
Catherine kept telling Heathcliff to “…get the van inside you fucking asshole”.
But did he listen? Nope.
Update from this wedding: drinking at sea level is a challenge in the opposite direction.
We are rooting for you.
Still got yer tux on?
You smoove mofo you.
So I’ve got just enough weed left to get really baked.
I saved it so that tonight, when all my asshole family members gtfo of the house, I could get really baked.
Should I smoke it and watch zombies?
Or should I smoke it and watch porn?
I’ll hang up and listen.
Just don’t watch zombie porn.
Is there such a thing?
Never mind. I don’t wanna know.
Google it. There sure as hell is.
Oh what hath become of us?
Whatever happened to some good clean girl on girl hardcore action?
I weep.
Rule 34 has existed since the first art on cave walls; why are you new to this?
I guess because I don’t need my porn to have weird themes. Two girls and a willing penis is all I need.
Wait, let me rephrase that.
What YOU need is irrelevant to the point. But…… go on…….
Nice Butt.
You have not seen Lifeforce?!?!?!?
This explains a lot.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089489/
I have not.
I still maintain it’s a nice butt, however.
[sigh]
Mathilda May won the Oscar for Best Breasts in a Foreign Film that year!
Mathilda May? Oh she definitely will when I’m done with her.
Heheheheh…sorry.
I remember the movie but I don’t think I ever saw it. I’ll have to look into it.
Seriously though; classic terrible horror movie that is enjoyable as hell.
Zombies……No, watch Adventure Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6VBHMUskUM
That’s a good show. But Adult Swim is in gear currently.
I’ll do Bob’s Burgers later, actually.
As expected, that was…underwhelming.
That’s ……. what she said.
/sad joke.
Some Bondo this will buff right out.
See; took about an hour.
Some Armor All on de tyres and it’s spruced right up.
New Japan show doesn’t go to commercial like it’s supposed to and we get Jim Ross and Jeff Barnett dropping F bombs on live TV. That’s top notch production right there.
https://twitter.com/TheFrayMovement/status/978065052996722689
That is better than the Old Japan bombs………
Diabetic!!
Shark week!
STRONG STYLE EVOLVED TIME
Golden Loooooverrrrrrs…
HAPPY DUKE SCHADENFREUDE DAY!!
Holy shit, I just saw one of my local station’s anchors have to read that Sinclair-mandated “credibility statement” live on the air for the first time. That might’ve been the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. You could literally see their souls escaping from their bodies. I hope whatever they’re getting paid is worth cutting off their journalistic huevos.
Not being taken out back like a sick dog?
Is that like “equal time” thing?
Something like that.
Where “something like that” is “The opposite of”
(gets on soapbox)
I’m all in for preventing the mentally disabled and at risk population from getting guns and explore making Fully Automatic guns illegal, but I cannot help but notice a possibly hypocrisy between those that say the 2nd Amendment, the NRA and those that support the same are killing children when the same people call me an insensitive, soulless monster for being against abortion because I believe an unborn child is alive.
So you’re saying we shouldn’t shoot unborn children with assault rifles?
Only in self defense?
You mean to tell me now I gotta go find a bunch of tiny little drop guns to plant on those sneaky little bastards just in case?
Allegedly.
This premise is either the saddest or most hilarious episode of Law and Order: SVU. Maybe both.
We should always shoot fetuses with ARs.
It’s funny, because the only reference to the insults every conservative I know claims they get called for their beliefs is the posts by those conservatives claiming they’re getting called them. I’ll call you wrong all day. I’ll tell you the rhetoric surrounding the anti-abortion crowd leads to violence towards both people who are pro-choice and people and organizations who have any connections to abortion practice or rights. I’ll tell you that it’s stunning to me how quickly most pro-life people stop giving a fuck about the child once it sees the light of day. What I don’t do, however, is call you an insensitive, soulless monster. Unless you’re also a Cowboys fan, in which case, it means I have a much higher opinion of you relative to other Cowboys fans.
I would vote Democrat again before I become a Cowboys fan (except if its playoffs and I’m joining a bandwagon).
Good AND funny at the end.
If you’re gonna rip me a new one, all I ask is you end with a joke.
I have no faith in your politicians. I think the best case scenario would be for the NRA to tell their political puppets to establish Medicare for all. Guns wouldn’t be going anywhere, but at least people could go get that lump checked out and not have to worry about going bankrupt.
I will concede the NRA has too much of a foothold into the Republican Party. Before the Tea Party showed up and when Trump was still a Democrat, er I mean still a TV-star, er I mean a TV C+-list star, that was the worst problem.
You don’t think women are alive but the fetuses are. You’ve made that clear before.
This is total bullshit. No one is saying that. It certainly isn’t the dominant talking point of people with conflicting views to fucking dehumanize and delegitimize your view and existence; that’s an entirely right-wing strategy – to abortion, to gun control, to desegregation and civil rights; to goddamn everything. It’s a fundamental element of conservatism that your views are sacrosanct and ours are just morally and unarguably, irrationally wrong and evil.
Fuck that shit.
there’s the rage-inducer “you remind me of my daughter”
Hermana Weaselo and I with the collective cringe!
(runs into DFO Clubhouse)
Did I miss it?! Did I miss Duke Schadenfreude Day?!
(sees everyone in a post-orgasmic coma)
Damn it?! I always miss the fun stuff.
Maybe you will get your own special day on Saturday thinks to ninja nun magic
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THIS DUKE TEAM I CALL THEM SAM BROWNBACK BECAUSE THEY LEAVE A LOT OF BLUE PEOPLE IN OMAHA DEVASTATED
It’s great Duke lost and all.
But let’s not forget that Kansas won.
Lesser of two evils, yes. But only just barely. Fuck those guys too.
hey, I made money. Ted Cruz, Jr. cried. Good enough FOAR ME
/plus Nova should smash ’em
I haven’t seen this many desperate 3’s tossed up since my latest online dating match results.
/if you squint real hard it makes sense
At least we don’t have to see Grayson Allen’s smug face anymore.
/pray FOAR Beto O’Rourke
THAT LAST DUKE POSSESSION, I CALL IT THE GUY WHO DIED AT THE END OF INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE BECAUSE HE CHOSE POORLY.
I was gonna say “cause fuck that Nazi piece of shit” but yours is better.
Why not both?
the announcers sound positively devastated
Grayson Allen, in the final game of his career, misses the potential game-winning shot, then misses two good looks at the end of overtime. Love it.
JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS
Because he live in Hell, Dook’s going to win.
I get the feeling I’d be real pissed off if’n I had the teevee box on
Nah. Cruz Jr. is about to cry in fact.
I turned it on JUST TO SEE THAT
Nope, you would not.
As much as i hate Duke, call should stand.
Duke should fall
Ban replays!
Rooting for KS now, so Ted Cruz, Jr. feels responsible for them missing the Final Four for the rest of his life
Who’s got two thumbs and just played 9 holes of the worst golf of his life?
Meh, it’s a stupid game anyway.
Speaking of stupid games, why is Duke/KU still on mah TV?
I still keep score at baseball games. I don’t care what any of you think.
My name is Senor Weaselo, and I approve this message, considering I was the idiot who kept score through the 2008 ASG until I ran out of paper in the 13th.
Hey, I keep a handwritten tourney bracket, and have done since I was like 7.
Have coached it for a few years
/Still has no clue how to keep score
I still do occasionally.
These days it usually gets in the way of drankin’, however.
1, 2, 3,……. OK, maybe a shot now.
plus, like we’d ever disapprove of anything Buddy does
So with the cheerleader pics; it makes me think one out of five will be a new FTV model.
Keep hope alive.
/Googles FTV
//is still confused
You had to Google it……
/is sad for Hippo
You’re going to need to Bing it. Google has gone to shit when it comes to those things.