Yeah sure, it’s Friday the 13th. But we’re ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago.
But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th? True story, Bro.
My marriage sucked all teh ass. It almost killed me (literally), truth be told. Not because it started on a Friday the 13th. But rather because I was an idiot. I can own that.
I’m not bitter….YOU’RE BITTER!!!!!!
(ahem)
We live and we learn. Hopefully.
Sadly, sometimes we don’t learn as quickly as we should. Sometimes, we even repeat past mistakes (and by “we”, of course I mean “me” because I’m stupid). But, as long as we’re still above ground and trying, that’s what counts. And hopefully, eventually, we recognize our shitty patterns of mistakes moar quickly the next time around.
Fortunately, I did. Doesn’t make it feel better, but I am kinda proud I didn’t let it almost kill me this time.
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Hockey Girls
Last year, I almost blew it. I waited and waited and waited. And I almost waited too long.
This year, we’re doing it early. The opening round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs has just begun. No procrastinating this year.
I love hockey. I didn’t watch as much of it this season as I would have liked. But the playoffs are here and it’s time to overdose on it…. now that it’s 80° outside. SMGDH. But still…
Sexy Hockey Girls!!!!!!!!
Woooooo!!!!!!!
I’m going to try my best not to repeat any from last year. But no promises because some of them were pretty damned hot. Let’s see what happens.
Enjoy….
My thoughts exactly, Noob Noob.
I think my ice is melting.
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Yeah I Know
A lot of you are gonna hate me for this one. But I’m doing it anyway.
Yes I feel kinda dirty now. But I’m also giggling my ass off.
Which is better than last night when I wanted to drive to our nation’s capital and murderize Evgeny Kuznetsov. Fucking idiot. I hope you silly DC Russians still like spring golf. You’ll get to the course earlier this year apparently.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s!!!
(except for you stinking Yinzers)
Grumble, Grumble.
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This would be the look after I finished talking.
I never caught Husker Du live, (one of the many reasons I suck), but I have seen various subsequent Bob Mould bands live. Motherfucker plays fast, hard and loud. This song might be the best “fuck me? fuck YOU!” songs ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7_kHS9HufA
1983!? I was in high school then!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut6yOjKoEUQ
Holy shit, me too. You’re as old as I am.
Ya poor fucking bastard.
good lord
Better song to drink and/or make out to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqmVa6n-es
Doesn’t exist.
She’s listening to ‘Howling At Nothing’, and you can’t prove otherwise.
In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY
mostly because all of you fuckers will be right there with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUATkpMQ8A
Knights getting overly anxious.
They’re about to fuck this up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymXRxJPOQo
Just take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Wait, what were we talking about?
The earth.
And then they installed a walkway. Worker deaths dropped from fifty a day to zero.
SMRT
Still should blown that peninsula to the north off the map.
Just saying.
Naw, I love that area.
To visit anyway.
I’ve been there once.
Shoulda taken a shitload of gasoline and a match with me.
Sounds like somebody didn’t wear a flower in their hair.
He got his butt hurt, it hurt REAL BAD.
No, that happened before I ever got there.
The Target store in San Rafael is absolutely gorgeous. Clean. And it sits right on the bay.
That was the highlight of my visit.
That, and driving out as fast as I fucking could in rush hour Oakland traffic.
Yes, I’ll be shutting up now.
Well Oakland traffic; they do have neutron bombs that leave the structures.
Maybe there was a place to stay until it was less traffic:
I overstayed my welcome. I didn’t know it before I got there. But getting my ass outta there ASAP was best for everyone involved.
I see. My hypothetical sounds more fun.
I did enjoy driving thru San Francisco proper in the middle of the night. Sincerely.
Never got lost once and almost managed to kill a dude fucking around on a little motorcycle.
They’ve got great hills.
I didn’t like driving there, but walked what seemed like half the city. It was a great few days.
Maybe I’ll go back someday. It would have been nice if my hostess had given enough of a shit about my visit to show me around.
Unfortunately, her mission was to hide me from those whom she didn’t wish to be caught by.
A fact I only fully realized as I was tearing out thru Friday morning Oakland rush hour traffic.
Well that doesn’t sound fun. I went there on business several times and three of the trips could stay extra days, so I was not encumbered by that type of restraints.
Agreed. Obviously my time there has been stained by personal stuff. I was trying to make light, but it is real.
I really did want to tour, photo, see. Those plans got derailed. But I really would like to go back someday and undo that and do the things I had originally planned to do/see before they came undone.
We’ll see.
I think my favorite thing was the USS Pampanito; NERD.
Oakland rush hour really was fun. That I was serious about. Those fuckers don’t slow down foar shit.
Which was good because it got my ass outta there quicker.
Being a tourist I spent a day at the Yorktown museum and ate at t some divey looking place with great food.
AWWWWWW, poor widdle baby hads a bad ‘sperience? Now he’s all mads? Poor, poor babies!
Nope, not anymore.
See now if you’d have taken the bus:
Oops; I guess that’s the train.
That needs to be spanked.
Oh shit. My apologies.
SHE. She needs to be spanked. There. Saved it.
Nothing wrong with naming your penis “That”….
or maybe “That Which Spits at Noon”…..
Jeffy, you goddamned idiot.
Every Family Circus, ever.
Female AC/DC cover band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPdQGhjgpWY
Female AC/DC cover band!
The girl in this video might be the most beautiful girl ever in the history of girls.
Rivers Cuomo can suck it. He shoulda told his friends to fuck off and die.
(like she’d ever have looked his way to begin with….NERD!!!!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDIzMGh94vo
Fun fact: Rivers Cuomo went to our local high school. A guy I coached Little League with claimed he played bass in a band with Cuomo in high school but didn’t want to move to California with him so he dropped the band.
His kid didn’t make good decisions on the baseball field, either.
Another guy I played poker with claimed that he had once beaten River up and ripped off his sweater, thereby taking claim for the Weezer line “if you want to destroy my sweater”, but he was high af at the time and that might not be true.
still fucking awesome (and topical):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2Su3erRIA
So who wants to see moar pictures of nipples?
/takes pics of own nipples
//breaks camera
Oh yeah!
Got to see Drive-By Truckers from about 10′ away in Boston. One of the best shows I’ve ever seen. So good I stopped drinking because I didn’t want to go the bar and lose my spot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQXF4UxJAik
Found a live version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vOyZfsWat4
And to the guy who said that they were making a mistake by having three guitars, may I humbly suggest that you fuck right off?
(Probable) last beer of the night
beer is pretty good, name is better
CERTAIN people didn’t like the single malt I poured…. oh well, it won’t go to waste.
I recently finished a bottle of 18 year old Scotch. Held a ceremony before recycling the empty bottle.
Ellie REALLY likes the cock.
At that point Debbie thought to herself that she REALLY wanted to stay in the girls’ dorm and get her double major, then maybe a PHD……. but she REALLY like the girls’ dorm. Then she thought again about REALLY liking the girls’ dorm.
Debbie’s gonna be a gym teacher.
Possibly in Dallas.
Topical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9RQX3Ys5bg
I still need to pick up Jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifr3O33UpWs
so….have we killed all teh brown ppls yet?
I think we subcontracted out the Myanmar thing.
Mystica Girls…all-girl Mexican metal band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN7USuV4T-w
/builds a wall around post
Also, they’re Swedish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8T0x0I90K4
Wrong song, Horatio, you idiot!
It’s cool, Other Horatio, I fixed it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=15&v=WBafc97sZIA
She seems smrt.
Reading the bio; she is not going for a PHD.
Cool, we have something in common!
Girl band thrashing it out in a Mexican cock-fighting ring for reasons I don’t completely understand?
Gotcha covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgYTWDsn2PM&list=PLWRUgY2adM5B9Wc2NBqLl29luRIBBfOoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXpYoiCOuLE
Wanna take a dip in that Lake.
hnnnnngggghhhh
Oh God that looks good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gACs-_hdOok
Fair Notice: Beastmode did his job and kept this sfw with his link.
I, tWBS, changed/edited his original comment because I wanted it embedded. His work is classic. He works hard at it and I wanted it seen.
Come at me. I dare you.
The newest one.
Edited the link FOAR BOOBS.**Unedited by tWBS.
There it is!!!!!!
And yes, I’m tempted to edit your post and take the heat.
S’okay with me.
What are they gonna do? Fire me?
Let’s see what happens, shall we?
Isn’t it better for him in terms of page traffic if it’s the actual link to the image (I’m assuming DeviantArt?) rather than embedded?
I dunno. Interesting question.
Beastie, you got this one up as a print or some other money maker? I honestly didn’t notice before.
Senor might be right.
I do not. It’s big enough (10×15) but I just haven’t started that yet. Waiting to get a few more under my belt.
The main page is here, BTW, so y’all can meander through it at will:
https://zombotronic.deviantart.com/
Actually, in MOAR REPLY to tWBS, would this one make a good print? I honestly couldn’t decide.
Yes.
Hey, is anyone high? I mean, like, really high? As high as my cat, who I just gave liquid catnip to and is now totally fucked up and half-heartedly biting anything that comes near him, including things only he can see?
THEN HAVE I GOT A COVER SONG FOR YOU!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti8FgxelT4g
Bonus is the following comment, which is, I assume, making fun of both the song and Canadian English:
“Some of those words have consonants in ’em.”
New illos, kids…
That’s not the new one. You damned liar.