TGISF… You Have Your Draft, I’ll Have Mine

I did not watch the NFL Draft last night.**

I watched hockey.

** Full Disclosure:  I did click over to the draft during hockey commercial breaks/intermissions.  Ostensibly to see who was going where, but really in hopes of hearing a few Goodell boos.  Those are always fun.

Stop giving me that look Rog. You’d think it’s funny too if you weren’t such a huge penis.

I will not be watching the NFL Draft tonight, either.  I’ll be watching hockey again.

Frankly, I’m all drafted out.  I’m sick of hearing about it and I’ll be happy when it’s over.  For months it’s felt as if I couldn’t get away from it.  ESPN, NFL Network, “Online Sources”…?  Doesn’t matter.  I’m sick of hearing about it.

And of course after this weekend we’ll still be hearing about the winners and losers of the draft.  I plan to avoid that as much as possible too.

Am I saying the NFL Draft should not be covered in the media?  Of course not.  But it’s become it’s own special brand.  It’s own damned “sport” season.  I’ve had enough of it.

I’d rather spend my time watching an actual sport playing actual games.  And honestly, even when the NFL is actually playing  games, ya know…during the actual football season…?  Hockey is still a better sport anyway.

There…. it had to be said.  Stop throwing things at me, you know it’s true.

But regardless of that….No way in hell am I gonna watch the NFL Draft  over PLAYOFF HOCKEY!!!!

Speaking Of Playoff Hockey

The second round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs got underway last night.

The Pens rolled into DC last night to face the Caps, and promptly found themselves down 1-0 in game one just 17 seconds in.  It stayed that way until about 30 seconds into the 3rd, when the Caps would score again to take a 2-0 lead.    Wow, it’s the Cap’s year!!!!!  Wow, it feels soooooo fucking good.  Whoa…that didn’t last long.  Wow, how wrong was I?????  Five minutes and 3 Yinzer 3rd period goals later….?

Ahem.

Pens steal game one in DC by a final of 3-2.

In Vegas, the Knights were set to host the Sharks.  Both clubs swept their first round opponents rather handily, so it was expected that game one would be hard fought.

It was not.

Vegas asserted themselves early and often, de-toothing the Carcharodons by a 7-0 final.  Ouch.

Captain Quint approves, however.

 

Tonight:

  • Winnipeg at Nashville Gm1 – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBCS

 

Because of EA Sports’ NHL99, I can never hear this song anymore without it reminding me of hockey, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgcc5V9Hu3g

You Have Your Draft, I’ll Have Mine

Sexy Beer Girls!!!!!

Yeah, I couldn’t very well do hockey girls again so soon.  We just did that two weeks ago.  But all this talk about “drafts” got me to thinking.  Well, as much as I think these days, anyway.

NOTHING BEATS A GOOD DRAFT!!!!!!

Of course, since I did weed girls (again) last week and am doing beer girls this week (phrasing) …?  Well, maybe I really DO need an intervention?

Meh, screw it.  Imma go get high, have some beer and think about it.  I think I’m probably OK though.

Right?

RIGHT?????

Enjoy….

OK, time for another cold one I guess.

Cold beer, that is…not another cold woman.  Had enough of those to last a lifetime.

Just clarifying.

 

Have a great weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s!!!

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Spur

Folks.

Fronkenshteen

Who’s turn is it to rock litre_cola’s baby back to sleep?

herodotus450

Jets dropping toxic chemtrails all over these Predators.

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I always like it when analysts declare a football player a “FOOTBALL PLAYER!” as if they’d ever call him a ballerina or some shit.

King Hippo

well, maybe Guice ,, smh

King Hippo

hoping for the OT from Cowbells now, for Donks @ #71

King Hippo

Lieutenant Dan, with the magic legs!

/in case you missed last night

Redshirt

Rod Woodson, the one Steeler I like and respect.

Mr. Ayo

Fuck the NFL all the way

King Hippo

just the tip?

Mr. Ayo

No, balls deep. I want it protruding our their stupid face.

Horatio Cornblower

Well, if there’s an investigation pending on Guice that could result in embarrassing information to him and his team, Washington is an ideal spot for him.

Dan Snyder being incapable of embarrassment, you see.

King Hippo

Redacteds get him. Those of you who bet on the one-armed man…ya burnt

Horatio Cornblower

Dan Snyder couldn’t be here tonight, AT&T Arlington Stadium has a height requirement.

Gratliff

Getting around to watching the latest Norm MacDonald special, and the motherfucker appears to have aged 50 years since 2010.

Horatio Cornblower

Guice also has good make-up.

Which is why his stock is dropping.

Horatio Cornblower

They didn’t like Guice’s attitude, but to announce Atlanta’s pick, here’s Mike Vick.

Seriously, the NFL can eat all of the dicks.

King Hippo

we have an Ookie sighting!

Gratliff

Oh my god. The Eagles traded up to snatch Dallas Goedert from the Cowboys too. The Greatest Football Team.

King Hippo

you weren’t watching live? Even Horatio tipped his cap.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh I had to. That was amazing.

Gratliff

I’ve stood my ground and continued to give zero fucks about the draft every year, especially the one where my team, who happened to win the Super Bowl, are drafting super fucking late

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After visiting Cleveland for the first time I can say it’s precisely as depressing as I imagined and not one iota less or more.

litre_cola

Agreed. Baseball stadium is nice though

litre_cola

I liked it except there was no hot sauce anywhere for my chicken and waffles. Sad days.

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This was pretty obvious without me knowing those particular details.

It is funny to see the far right field corner be literally boxed off to reduce capacity.

King Hippo

ah like this rambly old fuck

Horatio Cornblower

Good lord, someone get Willie back to the home.

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Come on guys. Dial down the trolling.

King Hippo

yeah, after Akers it just looks like weak sauce

Gratliff

Bit late but, HOLY SHIT DAVID AKERS WRECK ‘EM

Gratliff

Or did this just happen? Timeline’s weird when I’m following through Twitter

Horatio Cornblower

So the Patriots gave up Jimmy G for this pick, a 4, and a 2 next year? Do I have that right?

Mr. Ayo

Model franchise

King Hippo

Guice also complained to the League about teams asking “inappropriate questions” during the interview process. Surprise, surprise, The Shield found “no evidence” of that and now he drops like a rock.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s almost like the NFL is run by a bunch of assholes.

King Hippo

now, if it gets him to fall to the Donks with our supplemental 3rd – it all worked out as fate intended.

Horatio Cornblower

I think Coors Light girl is my favorite. And that is probably the only time I’ve had “Coors Light” and “favorite” in the same sentence.

Mr. Ayo

I’ll take the Boner.
-Mr. Ayo

/we still aren’t making those jokes

Redshirt

NFL Draft goes slow as shit. I step out to fix a 2nd plate of nachos and then they speed past my team’s pick.

WCS

Should’ve been Chris Henry.

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I remember reading a draft recap from the year Charles Tillman was drafted–in the second round–and some “analyst’s” comment on the pick was that the Bears must have been smoking crack.

My point is everyone online is wrong.

King Hippo

a defensive back from U*NC?? LMFAO!!

Mr. Ayo

At least he doesn’t have any off-field incidents.

King Hippo

in fairness, there were a couple games last season where they didn’t give up 50+ points and 400+ yards passing…

Unsurprised

Intramural scrimmages?

Unsurprised

It’s not like he has classes to fail, miss, or act out in.

Unsurprised

What are those things at the end?
— any current or former U*NC student-athlete

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit Boner Girl and Corona Girl!!

Unsurprised

I’d watch that teamup (preferably as a porno)

rockingdog

found a funny:

the idea that the “ideal beach body” just means being thin or buff is so unimaginative, surely the ideal beach body would have a powerful lobster claw, arm flaps to act as a windbreak and a sand repellent anus.

Unsurprised

— Jordan Peterson

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GAH IF YOU SAY HIS NAME HIS DULLARD ACOLYTES WILL FIND YOU

King Hippo

Joe Addai – better with “Kemoko” than Vince Young was with “Harold.”

litre_cola

Lasted 10 minutes in to the game until i woke up the kid swearing. Personal Best.

WCS

The Bears drafting a receiver with injury issues? I’m sure that will work out fine.

litre_cola

What abput mental health issues? They are good at dealing with those

King Hippo

So, who gets drafted first – the one-armed guy or the guy everyone apparently has decided is a homo?

Unsurprised

Tim Tebow

Mr. Ayo

Wait. Who’s the homo?
-A.A. Ron

/ntrly we don’t make those jokes anymore

King Hippo

hee hee, apparently Guice out of LSU – that’s why he’s still on the board

Mr. Ayo

You know what I’d like him on?
-A.A Ron

/ntrly we still aren’t making these jokes

WCS

“Natural bender” is also Jim Irsay’s constant mental state.

Unsurprised

If Joe Theisman* was a more natural bender, perhaps his career would’ve lasted longer.

* See also RGIII, Teddy Bridgewater, and fuck it since I’m going to Hell anyway, Ryan Shazier

Unsurprised

Natural benders can appear out of nowhere.
— Rob Bironas

Horatio Cornblower

I’m OK with that pick.

King Hippo

value is value, and OL is well important

WCS

IF YOU BOO ME NOW, YOU HATE TEH TROOPZ!

— Goodell

Unsurprised

Fine with me.

King Hippo

Liek ah always say I’ll support teh WAR, just NAWT TEH TROOPS ,, smh

Horatio Cornblower

Bob Lilly is probably not going to troll the Eagles.

He is, however, going to go backstage and quietly murder their little mouthpiece there. And no one can stop him.

King Hippo

YAY, your Daddy died!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

USA! USA! USA!

Fucking assholes, every single one of ’em.

litre_cola

I would really like the Jets to win.

I am not not screaming at the tv.

King Hippo

Also, don’t forget to pay teh Troll Toll

Horatio Cornblower

Oh the Eagles just absolutely fucked the Cowboys on that one.

That was quality trolling all the way around.

King Hippo

God Bless Philadelphia

Unsurprised

No.
— God

Mr. Ayo

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King Hippo

Merry Draftsmas!!

/also, #BFIB 4, Dirt Stillers nil WOO

WCS

In the spirit of hawkey, I present the Good Friday Massacre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B1-c3y_Vng&ab_channel=hockeyfights.com

Horatio Cornblower

The Hunter brothers should have been gassed.

Beerguyrob

I’m a sucker for the classics.

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Unsurprised

U***x is #UpForWhatever, unless ‘Whatever’ involves keeping employees.

Happy Friday, everybody!

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