Yep. I’m half-assing this one. Sorry, not sorry.
I’m at the beach. Sorry, not sorry.
This is the view out of my window right now as I’m writing this…
So, as you can easily see… I want to be out there . NOT in here .
So this post is getting written quickly and sloppily. Kinda like having sex with me, probably.
And since I’ve decided to take inspiration from looking out of my window, it’s Beaches and Bikinis again.
Sorry, not sorry.
Enjoy…
That’s a nice tushie right there. In fact, that’s a good tushie to end on.
😛
Have a nice weekend, everyone. I sure as shit plan to.
Love ya’s.
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Needs a “Why ae you politicizing this with calls for some type of gun control? Have respect for the grieving families.!!” -NRA
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Saved up.
That’s why it’s a saber, smh.
this one is for balls
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/gop-congressman-mo-brooks-asks-if-rocks-are-causing-sea-levels-to-rise/ar-AAxroCn
Not The Onion, but should be.
A member of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology
SMRT
I’d say this is depressing, but I’d be stunned if this didn’t get said.
https://local.theonion.com/napkinless-man-with-grease-covered-fingers-realizes-he-1825856994
¡Adios!
Off-topic
It is Summer, after all.
This was supposed to be the other gif.
so i found this shirt on reddit, I want to own it, but I can’t find it anywhere:
That’s a nice fucking kitty shirt.
More students have been killed this year at school than active duty military in the field, and the headlines are nothing but ROYAL WEDDING OMG OMG OMG.
Thoughts and prayers to the vast, silent majority who only ever needs a quick and easy placebo.
SInce we’re never getting gun control, the royal wedding affects more Americans.
Let’s see, Meghan Markle…that’s one…
Yep. Numbers check out.
stupid sexy osha violations
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfH6lvmg5Vw
With all the reboots, fuck it, can we get a Freakazoid reboot Señor Spielbérgo?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhRH0W5nrB8
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhe47U3Dc96
It would be greatly appreciated if the entire world just had a Coke and a smile and shuts the fuck up.
Welp, the White House ruined Laurel vs. Yanny. All right, what do you got for us that’s new, Internet?
Elizabeth Hurley is the gift that keeps on giving. Her entire Instagram is great.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdpyXpxgHd4/?taken-by=elizabethhurley1
That sand doesn’t look entirely dry.
OH OH OH
Speaking of Aubrey Plaza and wet sand.
more clear video version
Related:
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/hot
alright, I apologize in advance for this one, found a sexy gif that got turned into a joke image, and i’m too lazy to edit the joke out, so just enjoy the overused meme for what it is
Never apologize for Xena lesbian action.
I’m not.
I’m apologizing for the over used tide meme
I didn’t notice that part…..
God damn. Moose is back with a vengeance.
and he’s posting pictures of food making me hungry
I think she’s mi— never mind.
God bless Brazil.
The deaf can tell.
She’s miserable? she hasn’t even let me disappoint her yet
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiBG_Wnhjza
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bio-gjHjpXM/
Cool. Now if you all can just reload and pretend you didn’t see this before the edit.