So, yesterday I left work a little early and caught a 4:00 PM showing of Deadpool 2 at my local mall/multiplex. There are a lot of things to unwrap:
- I paid $20 USD for a fucking movie ticket at fucking 4:00 PM! Granted, it was a Dolby cinema with fully reclining seats that vibrated with the sound, but still!
- The movie didn’t start until 4:22. I timed it. Fucking previews. Also, not one movie looked halfway interesting.
- As I think Jake from Two and a Half Men said one time, “You don’t buy a giant movie soda, you rent it.”
As for the movie itself, I thought it would be hard to top the first one, but they did. It is chock full of fourth-wall breaks, self-referential jokes, hilarious movie references, awesome music, and wall-to-wall fights.
Oh, and some very good bathroom etiquette advice!
All in all, I give it ten stars out of five. Go see it. It’s a family film.
BTW, I have to say that the marketing for this movie has been outstanding. Have you seen all the Deadpool stuff at 7-11 stores?
So, what are you waiting for already?
Oh, you just want to sit here and talk?
Fine, we’ll just pout then!
Seriously, go see it.
Saw the RBG documentary tonight. Good stuff.
Underrated series.
I thought she was Margot Robbie for way too long
Which is funny because she’s old enough to be Robbie’s mother.
Probably more accurate to say I though Margot Robbie was her.
FUCK YOUR SPOILERS!
that made no sense whatsoever
This could refer to anything.
Specially on this site.
I don’t think the concept of cat dildos is that impenetrable.
“Get a job, brat.”
I wish white genocide was real.
I wish a sense of humor was real.
I’m using that hashtag on every IG and Twitter post I make going forward.
1-0 Carlton!!
/will not last
Well, you were not wrong.
whatever the point of this shenanigans, the other side seems quite a bit better at it
WOO, Carlton is live on Fox Soccer Plus! I give it about 25 minutes before I give up and fall asleep.
It’s the cats’ dildo now
“The Cats’ Dildo” – another possible fantasy football name
I may have screwed up at the ballgame. My youngest granddaughter now owns a rally monkey. She’s still a Cubs fan dammit!
Where’s the wasted overlay?
“Forget”
When you nut but she gets blasted across the beach
Somewhere out of frame is a very drained whale
He needs a nap.
lol probably a SPERM whale lol
/high fives 14-year-old self, realizes he didn’t wash his hands, grimaces
Damn the chick on the left just vanishes, bless her heart.
The American fascination with British Royalty is so baffling to me
servient mentality, explains a lot about how society operates (mega-churches, etc.)
I’ve been forwarding the idea that Americans are actually a deeply servile people, but the particular fascination with British royalty, not that of any other country, has always stood out as a bit strange to me
A country founded by slaveowners who wanted to be free, now “fiercely independent” deeply servile folk, indeed. Easier to train than a dog, as long as you have sufficient ad/psyops budget.
The Declaration of Independence originally said “the pursuit of property.” Liberty and happiness as they applied then and have continued to through today aren’t about personal freedom, but the ability to own property – mostly land but also people – and enjoy them and the rents that one earns off of them (i.e. “happiness”).
The war makes a Hell of a lot more sense when you remember that the British Empire agreed at the end of the French and Indian War not to expand into the northwest territories and basically foreclosed on American colonial expansions. There were very rich, very powerful men whose entire fortunes rested on whether the colonies could expand so that they could acquire and sell land and debt secured by land. George Washington, for example, was a lifelong real estate speculator whose entire fortune (and while he was President, he was the richest man in the U.S.) was tied up in speculations made on lands west of the Appalachians and Alleghenies. France and Spain helped out the U.S. because “Fuck Great Britain,” but if not for their own revolutions and political catastrophes in the early decades of American history, the U.S. wouldn’t have had been able to enjoy unfettered expansion. They received concessions from France to go a little further west, but there’s a reason why no one in Canada was ever included in independence discussions. The U.S. lucked out and eventually made the Louisiana Purchase and further south and west Spain was unable to protect its empire, and so we lucked out.
There’s a reason why only 3% of the population fought in the war, and of those the non-landed fighters were stiffed over and over for decades by the deadbeat landed gentry and other owners of capital and rent-producing debts (i.e. The Founding Fathers). It’s also not like taxation without representation was a claim made in good faith considering that the taxation was levied to pay for the war the empire fought on the colonies’s behalf, so it would only be fair for the colonies to pay for it. Anyway, the point is that there was little of value actually seeking independence for most people in the colonies because the same people would still be in power, the colonies/states would still collect the same taxes (now it was out of “necessity” for self-rule to continue levying those same taxes), there would still be slaves, the landed whites would still have all the political power, the Indians had more to lose under a sovereign U.S., and so for most Americans it was The Who singing about the new boss being the same as the old boss.
This is also why states rights is such a powerful drive – states are the fundamental political unit when it comes to ownership, control, and distribution of land and capital. It’s also the political unit that is most readily controlled by landed interests because they are geographically large regions of mostly unoccupied land. Municipalities and smaller units have the unfortunate tendency to be filled with people, mostly non-landowers, and those people have always had that damnable desire for agency and at least the pretense of self-rule. In a country that has acquired in order to ensure political freedom, democracy is the pitch but the freedom is overall a lack of public accountability in the form of a government that owns and controls land and capital. I mean, it’s not like the U.S. was ever not going to be capitalist.
But “democracy!” And that means that the non-landowners also want their own political and economic freedom, but because of mob rule (which the Federalist Papers were written to propagandize against) too much democracy threatens capital. And that’s why you got the Connecticut Compromise and the U.S. Senate – to temper populist sentiment and mob rule.
Take a look at your state governments. Look at what they actually do, and more importantly, look at who comprise their membership. Also take note that most states’s governments were set up with state senates being as equally antidemocratic as the U.S. Senate all the way until Reynolds v. Sims (1964) and “One man, one vote” forced state senates to redraw all of their districts based on populations instead of some other basis – usually counties, where land and capital ownership generally determines all political power – which had the overt purpose of checking the democratic impulses of the population centers and the rabble that vote in cities.
It’s not a coincidence that every appeal to states rights in the federal context benefits those with capital and real property over those who do not. It’s not about personal freedom, it’s about political and economic freedom and who controls how the state enforces relations between parties, especially between owners and everyone else. Real property is predominantly state law (and exclusively state law in family and probate matters, obviously). Contracts are predominantly state law. General police powers – health, welfare, morals, and safety – are only held by the states; federal police powers only exist over federal jurisdiction or in the limited context of constitutionally enumerated powers. States can police themselves over damn near anything; the feds can only police over limited economic matters and sovereign powers like immigration and foreign affairs.
Anyway …
needs moar dick jokes
My aunt and cousins had a viewing party for the little ones and I don’t fucking understand it AT ALL. Unless the bride’s going topless or something, I don’t understand the interest.
There needs to be more palace intrigue and executions to capture my attention; weddings just don’t cut it.
if each wedding or birth required a beheading? Now you’ve got my attention.
In breeding too…. oh, wait.
So they changed a ton of the events in Fahrenheit 451 movie, but I can’t really say if I like the movie itself or not because Shannon and Jordan playing off each other for 80% of the movie is so ridiculously good.
The lubrication scheme for this device is wholly inadequate; I call bullshit.
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
France?
Did anyone else see tomorrows Sunday Gravy when it was up for a bit earlier? Nope? Just me ’cause I’m a ninja-jedi-warlock-webmasterbater? OK, cool.
/drunje
I saw it on facebook.
Did I say that out loud?
WITCH!!!!
It’s still there!
I don’t know how that happened. Weed had nothing to do with it.
You could have Michael B. Jordan and Michael Shannon doing extended dialogue in any piece of shit and it would be extremely watchable
I managed to achieve the following today, since I am still trying to recover from giving training all last week…
1) Wake up and move to the couch. I took a two hour nap.
2) Go to grocery store to get enough food to not have to leave the house this weekend
3) Took another nap.
I swear to god I nodded off again watching the Caps…oh look…I didn’t miss anything.
I think I am going to bed…
You can’t make me.
The last movie I seen in a theatre was Django Unchained on a Divorcemas trip to some random beach town in Jawja, and God willing, it will be the last one I ever see.
All the fancy ass shite in the cinema now would frighten Hippo.
Sex and Fury (1973)
I really loved DJango Unchained. I hated Inglorious Basterds, but DJango I thought was awesome.
Liked both, but The Hateful Eight might have been the worst thing I’ve seen that didn’t involve Eli Roth jerking off to decapitations.
I didn’t see that one but HEY, let he who has a free hand cast the first stone
Makeitsnow sent me a beer from Oskar Blues call JahVanilla TenFidy.
I’m nearly through one can of this 12.9% beauty and I can’t feel my toes or my ears.
It is glorious.
I was at an Oskar Blues tasting room when they had they had their release party for that beer on 4/20. It was very loud and a man had a full pot leaf suit and tie combo on. I GTFO’d after one beer since I’m old.
/cool story, bro
The Gods aren’t alone.
I just finished mine and told the dog he wasn’t getting his walk because I wasn’t sure I could find my way home.
He seems OK with it, mostly because it’s still raining out.
“Pee on the floor like daddy.”
Pussy
THE ROOSKIE SCORES
but he wouldn’t take the shot with 5 seconds left because he’s Ice Footy Larry Johnson. CANDY ASS RED, Lenin would be rolling over in his grave if’n he only had one ,, smh
Holy shit skater 8!
THESE CELTICS I CALL THEM THE SLUMPBUSTER BECAUSE THEY ARE LOOKING UGLY AS HELL AND ARE GETTING SCORED ON AT WILL.
I think I’m making progress toward sanity. The Cubs are 23-19 and likely to go to 24-19 with the 8-0 lead they have over the Reds right now, but Cubs Twitter is twisting itself in knots freaking out about this team even though they’re struggling far less than they did last year. I mean, have these people seen the Dodgers?
They’re up 9-0 after 7 very good innings from Quintana and they beat the Reads handily Friday, but those mouth-breathing W-flaggers are still gonna bitch about Carl blowing a lead and this afternoon’s walk-off walk.
Yanks were 8-8, or something like that, before going on a 19-2 tear, and Yankees twitter was beside itself.
It’s a long season. You should start to have a good idea of what your team is by roughly Memorial Day. Anyone who starts panicking before doesn’t know baseball.
That freakout was insanely good because how scary good the Yankees are.
Can’t we all agree that twitter is most often the problem and rarely the answer?
/awaits high-fives or rotten produce
I used to be able to fun on there, but lately I haven’t been able to
(high fives spanky while holding a rotten tomato in his high-fivin’ hand)
or the goddamned Cardinals??
My company seems delayed. No Hollywood Cemetery. Sorry Balls.
I still have hope foar teh blowjob, however.
From balls? You guys are close.
Not THAT close.
Oh, that big eh? Well good for you!
The quality of acting is really doing a lot to keep me from hating the modern tech adaptation. Much more of this and the LeBron James vs. Michael Jordan talk will have to end, because he won’t even be the best Michael Jordan anymore.
Holy shit. I didn’t realize he was Wallace.
Celtics on pace to score about 55 points in the game…
sure looks like it..
Hello, ladies. May I interest you in some enforced monogamy?
The best part of that picture is all of the Soviet art in the background. Apparently, he bought it as a reminder of how a repressive society stunts art. I guess one or two reminders doesn’t work because supposedly he owns *200* pieces of it. I can’t imagine acquiring that much of something I hate to prove some point.
It reminds me of how homophobes tend to have the most vivid imaginations about gay sex.
Also, saying Soviets didn’t have and innovate art is factually false.
Admittedly, I know little of Soviet art, but what I know of reactionary-inspired art is that it is quite dull and reflects tons of self-repression
LENIN POINTING:
Lenin lookin like a snacc
Speaking of innovative art: http://www.somethingawful.com/news/jordan-peterson-interview/
Because most homophobes are closeted gays.
Yeah. “Most”
Anyway, Peterson is an idiot. His worshippers are even bigger idiots.
They’re definitely tedious dullards who haven’t been exposed to any sort of literature or humanities studies, which is part of why I think they find him so amazing. I’m not even convinced they even understand what he says, but they definitely feel validated by him, which is the core of his appeal.
The thing is, some, (and I emphasize some), of what Peterson has to say would be good advice if his audience would actually take it to heart instead of thinking that it only applied to everyone else but them.
Yes, you should clean your room. You should honor your commitments. You should accept the consequences of your actions.
You should also, however, ignore that stuff about enforced monogamy, because holy shit, that is some medieval bullshit right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tymo8PAPph4
Confession. I watch Riverdale with my wife because of all the sports I watch and it is a mind fuck from reading the comice. HOWEVAH I am on a musical episode and want to play in traffic.
Aren’t the girls hot?
Yes. That helps. My brain tells me they are not teenagers and are actresses in their 20s ehich helps.
We watched Riverdale. In general I found it unremarkable.
Ain’t there Betty/Veronica lezzie overtones, at least??
Imagine the shitshow if NFL refs had to rule on if it’s a “catch.”
Last night, after a long and very productive day, I did a bong hit and happened upon this gif. I watched it about a thousand times; there’s a lot going on here.
Watch the one dude change his mind mid-hallway.
It was awesome to meet the Good Sir Brick today for lunch. For the rest of you, I can verify that he is real and he is spectacular.
You’re too kind. It was a pleasure meeting everyone!
L: “Pull over!”
MJ: “Why?”
L: “PULL OVER! PULL OVER!”
/Pulls the car over.
/Waits.
MJ: “Well?”
L: “What?”
/Waits.
/Waits.
L: “Okay. Let’s go.”
MJ: “DUDE! What the fuck?”
L: “What?”
MJ: “Why’d we pull over?”
L: “I don’t know. You pulled over. I’m just sitting here.”
MJ: “YOU TOLD ME TO!”
L: “What? Nooooo.”
MJ: “Yes you did! You just yelled at me to pull over.”
L: “What? No I didn’t”
MJ: “Fuck you!”
L: “Calmer than you are, dude.”
SCENE
At least three of you are cat owners.
Just saw them destroy a copy of The Great Gatsby, and I’m suddenly okay with eliminating books
Call me when they tee off on ‘Catcher in the Rye’, because I am all in on burning every copy of that piece of shit I can get my hands on.
It was actually part of that collection. Later on, they knocked out Harry Potter, as well.
Hehehehehe….I know I’m a dick. Sorry.
But on my way to go pick up 27yr old weed girl from her place of work.
And she’s got weed for me.
Life is fucking fabulous, ppl.
Congrats
Trust me, dude. I’m as shocked as anybody.
No. Seriously. I finally came to my senses and pulled my head out of my ass. Resentment hasn’t gotten me jack shit in 38 years. It’s time to try something else.
The Dirt Cowboys are giving Ariel a spot start in Chi tonight.
I found MTWV:
Time to be angry at the Fahrenheit 451 movie
You didn’t even show off the Deadpool version of DVD cases they’re selling at Walmart.
OMG! I didn’t know this existed!
It’s basically the movie version of what Marvel’s been doing with Deadpool and variant covers of its other books on occasion for the last decade since he blew up.
http://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/heres-the-story-behind-deadpools-incredible-blu-ray-takeover-at-walmart/
16 in total.
The rain just broke here in Virginia, beautiful cool, sunny evening. Perfect weather to fold up your Capitals jersey and bust out the Nationals t-shirt.
Look, if you’re doing to dress to express your love of crushing postseason failure, you need an outfit for each season
Because the closest movie theatre is two hours away.
/I may as well be a goddamn Mennonite
Mennonites have deluxe home theaters in the barn thats their secret most ppl don’t know that
Caps gonna Caps