He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?” I said, “somewhere you probably don’t want to be’. “Story of my life. You got a smoke for an old man?” I gave him the last one I had. “Anything to do around here?”, he asked hopefully. “Nope”, I replied.
We ended up walking towards the park and I told him that I had a can of beans that I’d share with him if he was hungry. “You’re a good man. I hope to return the favor one day”, he drawled. We got a fire going just as the sun was going down. I poked a few holes in the can and set it near the fire to warm. “Hospitality like this doesn’t come round too often. You don’t have anything strange up your sleeve, do ya?” Feeling the pressure of the small knife in my back pocket I smiled and said, “not up my sleeve, no”. He laughed, “that’s a good one, right there”. He relaxed and laid his head on his bunched-up jacket. I told I had to take a leak and walked out of his line of vision to do my business.
“It sure does feel like things might… might be turning aroun… Gar! Phhh! Hunnggg!” I had pulled his head back, exposing his wrinkled, stubbly throat. The knife went easily. I worked it around a little. He struggled a bit but this wasn’t exactly my first ride. I held him tightly with my other arm then gradually relaxed as he came to the realization that the end was a cold, hard fact.
It was a bit cool, I noted to myself as I got into my car, changed out of the shabby clothes I was in and headed for home. With the chillier weather coming I guess I’ll have to find a place indoors for the new friends that I make. I took a long pull on my flask and yelled to no one at all, “TO THE GAMES!”
Chiefs/Chargers:
Joey Bosa is in a walking boot, people! The only question left as far as Dandy Andy’s pre-game ritual is concerned is: beef or chicken? Either way, “The Supping from the Gravy Boat” really brings the team together.
Hawks/Broncos:
Perfectly cromulent Case Keenum leads the Broncs into battle vs. them Seattle folks but methinks that the play of youngsters, Freeman, Sutton and Chubb will be a better indicator of success.
‘Dacteds/Cards:
Alex Smith? Sam Bradford? I’m so confused.
‘Boys/Panthers:
The fella that put the “ass” in Dallass, de Gregory, was flagged for a ‘substance-related relapse’ last month. My prediction-after he’s finally released by the Cowboys he’ll latch onto one more team and then be a distant memory in two year’s time.
Type.
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Clippers defense, you might want to cover Tyreek Hill. He’s pretty good.
Dunno how you cover him, except maybe by shooting him.
/now that they have an actual QB
The Last Boy Scout was a good movie.
“Ain’t life a bitch?”
Dallas-Carolina is not a good game to observe
yeah, CAR still looks like the 7-9 I had ’em pegged for, whilst DAL looks like NFC Buffalo.
Dallas offense – bad. Defense – worse.
Clippers d with another offside for a first down. They keep forgetting that it’s not hard-court footy
Holy fuck, Dan Foutes is significantly worse than Collingsworth.
Waterboy proved that.
Midweek – Cowboys fans react reasonably?
Zeke looks like he spent the off season at Golden Corral.
am glad I faded him due to OL concerns
But it can never be easy for the Donks.
LOL! Anyone just see that stadium shot for the Clippers? Gotta be like 200 people there.
And they probably thought there was a minor league Lesser Footy match going on.
Keenum to Sanders? Looking prett-ay, prett-ay, prett-ay good!
More like JaniCANTski
I know I’m late to the game (yay time zones and, um, furniture shopping) but think LeVeon Bell could have helped the Steelers beat the mighty Browns?
MAYBE
they actually ran pretty effectively. The Ben was the problem. However, as none of the TV company men will mention – Le’Veon is one of the best pass blocking backs in Greater Footy.
0-21 is deserving of these boos.
Hello!
Von Muthafuckin’ Miller!!
Shoulda started Tiny Hands Smith
Hehe, he just yanked the elastic out of his pants
that piano has a nice stain and finish to it, classy…nice touch with the candle at the end
Someone found a plastic surgeon on Groupon.
Religious nut. Look at all the crucifixes on the wall. Would not bang.
Not sure if it would be a good or bad thing if TIT/FINS delayed until the gap between the late games and SNF
They should just call the game. That game was probably only going to get a few more points anyway.
I’m redoing our laundry room. It’s off the back porch and need to get a new plate of glass for the door — like 26” x 30” or something. I looked at one of these online glass places and they want a hundred bucks. I feel like that’s high bc I think I got the heavier glass for my shower (much larger sheet) for like $300.
What’s glass supposed to run?
Shop around, sometimes you can find a wholesaler that will take cash.
My bro got me the number of a guy he used for some mirrors. 100% sure he’s moving this out the back of his employer’s shop.
Just wondering what an actual price should be about. I don’t mind paying a fair price— I don’t need a 75% discount; just don’t want to be taken advantage of.
McManus…right down the gooch!
So I get Chefs/Clippers, eh? That’s some bullshit
Well Dallas, I believe the term is “rebuilding”.
Mahomes looks really good.
Tyreek Hill looks really good.
Goddamn it, are Cards fans cheering for Peterson?
No. It’s just all away fans at the game.
Is it still like that down there? I’m going down to see the Bearistocrats play them in a couple weeks.
Yeah. There is no excitement for this team right now. We got a Trump visit coming up that will be a much bigger deal than a bunch of overpaid blacks not loving the troops enough.
Can’t wait.
2018 feels like a good year for the Cardinals sell out streak to end.
the retirees will come out to see the nice Jewish boy start, won’t they?
If LA punts this anywhere NEAR, Hill, the entire coaching staff should be fired.
The role of the 7th Cavalry in today’s dramatic re-creation of Custer’s Last Stand will be played by the Birdcano Offense…
So your saying Larry Fitz DOESN’T have 100 yards & 2 scores yet?
3 rec yards.
Rosen to take over by week 7.
There is no way Crazy Eyez lives that long,
Pictured-
The General Counsel of the Department of Defense deciding which South American democratic-oriented country they’ll undermine in 2019.
That King Laserface stroke just got a little more likely.
Each drop is just one step closer to a Marmalard aneurysm
Newtondown. It’s a rush TD-the most by a QB?
Oh Mike Polk Jr…Cleveland fans don’t deserve you…
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So far CAR/DAL has been a great cure for insomnia.
oh THAT was purty
/eat shite, SeaTruthers
Evan Silva predicted this is the year Manny Sanders enters Antonio Brown territory.
Hippo smire!
Pete Carroll wants to know how long does it take burning jet fuel to melt steel at this altitude
I WANNA SEE LINDSAY’S AFRO
it is truly magnificent
This Just In:
I really like football.
I was assured there was no video of my senior prom!
I larfed out loud.
Bad missed blitz pickup by Zeke
ideal male body etc etc etc
Is that me photoshopped in a Hawks jersey?
Is he wearing any pads? Or just the helmet?
Hippo, who was denvers QB on the team that lost the Supe in 1976(?) to Dallas 27-10?
Craig Morton
Thanks.
Replaced by the fabulous Norris Weiss.
now THAT I do not ‘member
/granted I was three
Sounds like a plate spinner working in the Catskills.
Fun fact: Morton is the first qb to start a super bowl for 2 separate teams.
Also, he’s in the broncos ring of honor with the same number as elway
Wow, Sean Lee is still playing? I think that’s a personal best so far.
“I’m really gonna miss him.”
-Third Game of the Season
There’s no stopping Seabass, all you can do is feed him expired clams and hope for the best.
Look at sea bass pants!!!!
Seabass, in fine date rape form!
Moose – I haven’t seen enough plays. Is Chubb having an impact?
Little afraid of the potential GIF response to that.
yeah, there are definite PHRASING! implications, especially if Chubb is on.
A rookie is a rookie. He’ll be fine with a few more games.
OPI, muthaflippas