He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?” I said, “somewhere you probably don’t want to be’. “Story of my life. You got a smoke for an old man?” I gave him the last one I had. “Anything to do around here?”, he asked hopefully. “Nope”, I replied.
We ended up walking towards the park and I told him that I had a can of beans that I’d share with him if he was hungry. “You’re a good man. I hope to return the favor one day”, he drawled. We got a fire going just as the sun was going down. I poked a few holes in the can and set it near the fire to warm. “Hospitality like this doesn’t come round too often. You don’t have anything strange up your sleeve, do ya?” Feeling the pressure of the small knife in my back pocket I smiled and said, “not up my sleeve, no”. He laughed, “that’s a good one, right there”. He relaxed and laid his head on his bunched-up jacket. I told I had to take a leak and walked out of his line of vision to do my business.
“It sure does feel like things might… might be turning aroun… Gar! Phhh! Hunnggg!” I had pulled his head back, exposing his wrinkled, stubbly throat. The knife went easily. I worked it around a little. He struggled a bit but this wasn’t exactly my first ride. I held him tightly with my other arm then gradually relaxed as he came to the realization that the end was a cold, hard fact.
It was a bit cool, I noted to myself as I got into my car, changed out of the shabby clothes I was in and headed for home. With the chillier weather coming I guess I’ll have to find a place indoors for the new friends that I make. I took a long pull on my flask and yelled to no one at all, “TO THE GAMES!”
Chiefs/Chargers:
Joey Bosa is in a walking boot, people! The only question left as far as Dandy Andy’s pre-game ritual is concerned is: beef or chicken? Either way, “The Supping from the Gravy Boat” really brings the team together.
Hawks/Broncos:
Perfectly cromulent Case Keenum leads the Broncs into battle vs. them Seattle folks but methinks that the play of youngsters, Freeman, Sutton and Chubb will be a better indicator of success.
‘Dacteds/Cards:
Alex Smith? Sam Bradford? I’m so confused.
‘Boys/Panthers:
The fella that put the “ass” in Dallass, de Gregory, was flagged for a ‘substance-related relapse’ last month. My prediction-after he’s finally released by the Cowboys he’ll latch onto one more team and then be a distant memory in two year’s time.
Type.
Refs giving Dak plenty of flags to respect
On NBC’s scroll: “CLE: (0-0-1) best start since 2014”
Browns fan: Please, I’d give anything to end this losing streak.
*monkey paw finger closes*
CHJ with the yuuuuuuuge sack!
/phrasing
Somebody call DonT, these Titans are overrated two years in a row.
Cards suck. I said their games would not be competitive after the first half in their preview. I am right.
Just got done painting in the laundry room. Gonna shower as I prepare to listen to some fans stroke out on post-game Cardinals Talk.
Funny thing is Rocky wasn’t the only one who messed up and killed Apollo.
The Ring Doctor could’ve stopped the fight at the end of Round 1 or anytime in Round 2 before the TKO.
The Referee could’ve DQed Drago in Round 2 the instant he made contract with him and threw him out of the way.
The Referee could’ve stopped the fight at anytime for a TKO when it was obvious that Apollo was being outclassed and was at risk of serious injury.
tl;dr Rocky can’t be expected to do everything!
not the fucking point.
but do carry on, please.
Remember how Clubber Lang was the top contender, then he beat the fuck outta Rocky, then Rocky got the improbable win in the rematch, and then Clubber just kinda disappeared after that? That would never happen.
– M. Tyson
loltits
Who has two thumbs and is already out in Suicide League?
(thanks for nothing, Birdcano)
pick ur method yet?
I been trynna drink meself to death for two years now. Who knew my liver was superhuman?????
Leaving Las Vegas (Extended Director’s Cut)
I rewatched that recently. It was a little too close to home these days.
But Elisabeth Shue is still yummy.
How many people are still at TEN@MIA? How many of them are drunk?
And Dion Lewis is vulturing Derrick Henry points. WTF, Titans?
YOU DO NAWT NEED!
Gotta love Rivers padding his numbers at the end there.
You know what they say, the thicker the cushion, the deeper the pushing in order to create life and glorify Jesus’s name.
Mariota’s hurt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6KOEMJKdEI
Shut up, bird.
Larry Fitzgerald, perpetually deserving better
That’s the title of his NFL Network special.
Throw the gotdamn ball Wilson.
she doesn’t even have a chair at her desk
She does have a nice seat, however.
VON MILLER, have a motherfucking day!
that is 5
“Sounds like we’re having an OK day, then”
Seattle’s O-line
Germain Ifedi pictured:
Me 2 minutes ago: “Why don’t the Clippers kick the field goal and have more time for the TD?”
/watches the field goal miss
Me 30 seconds ago: Ohhhhhhhhh
Um, why is Yo Gabbert Gabbert playing in Miami?
LOL
https://twitter.com/Titans/status/1038923821829578754
When did Wendy’s Twitter hack Titans’ Twitter?
Has TEN@MIA reached Halftime yet?
they skipped it!
Rivers is going to firebomb his locker room
Some boffo clock management, Shitty Clippers!
/then the miss LMAO
I have Brees and Kamara and I’m outscoring most of our league two to one. But of course I’m playing the only fucking guy having a better week than me. I hate FF.
Now, time for Von and Chubb to send Charmslinger to nanobubbles-land
Clippers wideouts can’t seem to catch. Good thing that’s not important for wideouts
Unacceptable defensive performance from Carolina.
Finally.
No idea why Keenum threw that, but worked out.
OUT OF BOUNDS.
It’s-com-PLETE!!!
Damn rigged games.
Are there any spectators left in Miami?
Were there any to begin with?
That is some weak-ass “roughing”
BUTT!!!!!
In 3 weeks, there’s just gonna be 22 skeletons out on the field in Miami
Damn that was a good PIT@CLE game!
It’s always nice to see a tie, and see The Ben fuck up.
I was listening on the radio. The Browns radio guys were acting like it was the first time they’ve even seen joy and happiness.
Are we sure it wasn’t?
THERE WE GO
that is an incredibly old phone she is using
No, YOU hang up first.
First minute is only $10…call now!
HIPSTER!
Classic Andy Reid play call
Taking my wife out to dinner, but I have strategically persuaded her to go to a Mexican place*, because all the staff is from Mexico so I’ve got a 50-50 shot of seeing the Cowboys 0-1 start to the season.
Unless the staff is made up of those Mexicans who root for the Raiders.
Then I’ll probably just get stabbed.
*All kidding aside, it’s a really good place that does not fuck around with their margaritas. Two of ’em and you’ll be wobbling. Three and you’ll start for the Browns.
That’s a solid euphemism for shitting your pants
Four, and you can own the Colts.
Seven and a handful of Percocet and you already own the Colts.
Not going to happen, but, if Charmslinger get this Hox squad to 8 wins, he should be the MVP
He’d still be a phony asshole
100% correct and I still won’t like him as a person
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Charmslinger delivers!
When does curling coverage start?
Sucking ass to own the libs
Funny thing is – I agree with that statement 100%. I’d just add “but I fully support the right of anyone else who feels otherwise to do as their conscience leads them.”
Yup
Agreed with the addition, but I’d also add “…and rather than villainize those who protest the Anthem, lets sit down and discuss our differences like adults so we can come up with solutions to the problems they are drawing attention too.
One of the good ones, if by “good ones” you’re not including people who can hit a TE who’s wide open more than 15 yards from the line of scrimmage.
It’s quite annoying how RZ has decided to devote the least amount of time, by far, to the most competitive match of the window, by far.
Donks 20, SeaTruthers (near midfield cause can’t get a stop on 3rd and 11 UGH) at the quarter break) 17
I had less enthusiasm for the start of the regular season than usual, I don’t see that changing any time soon.
She is sitting on the chair wrong, that could damage the armrest
2/10; there’s no way that fireplace is properly vented.
That’s a WCB claim waiting to happen. No thanks.
Antonio Gates sighting!
You’re at a basketball game?
Watching the Clippers on the tele
/Walks in to thread
//reads Scotchy’s opening
Sam Bradford has been a starting QB for what feels like forever and he’s been terrible every time I’ve seen him play