He looked quite unimposing as he stepped off the bus. I was sitting on a bench nearby and he asked me, “where am I?” I said, “somewhere you probably don’t want to be’. “Story of my life. You got a smoke for an old man?” I gave him the last one I had. “Anything to do around here?”, he asked hopefully. “Nope”, I replied.
We ended up walking towards the park and I told him that I had a can of beans that I’d share with him if he was hungry. “You’re a good man. I hope to return the favor one day”, he drawled. We got a fire going just as the sun was going down. I poked a few holes in the can and set it near the fire to warm. “Hospitality like this doesn’t come round too often. You don’t have anything strange up your sleeve, do ya?” Feeling the pressure of the small knife in my back pocket I smiled and said, “not up my sleeve, no”. He laughed, “that’s a good one, right there”. He relaxed and laid his head on his bunched-up jacket. I told I had to take a leak and walked out of his line of vision to do my business.
“It sure does feel like things might… might be turning aroun… Gar! Phhh! Hunnggg!” I had pulled his head back, exposing his wrinkled, stubbly throat. The knife went easily. I worked it around a little. He struggled a bit but this wasn’t exactly my first ride. I held him tightly with my other arm then gradually relaxed as he came to the realization that the end was a cold, hard fact.
It was a bit cool, I noted to myself as I got into my car, changed out of the shabby clothes I was in and headed for home. With the chillier weather coming I guess I’ll have to find a place indoors for the new friends that I make. I took a long pull on my flask and yelled to no one at all, “TO THE GAMES!”
Chiefs/Chargers:
Joey Bosa is in a walking boot, people! The only question left as far as Dandy Andy’s pre-game ritual is concerned is: beef or chicken? Either way, “The Supping from the Gravy Boat” really brings the team together.
Hawks/Broncos:
Perfectly cromulent Case Keenum leads the Broncs into battle vs. them Seattle folks but methinks that the play of youngsters, Freeman, Sutton and Chubb will be a better indicator of success.
‘Dacteds/Cards:
Alex Smith? Sam Bradford? I’m so confused.
‘Boys/Panthers:
The fella that put the “ass” in Dallass, de Gregory, was flagged for a ‘substance-related relapse’ last month. My prediction-after he’s finally released by the Cowboys he’ll latch onto one more team and then be a distant memory in two year’s time.
Type.
SeaTruther timeout save Donks an offside penno
Am digging this Cowboys pass rush
Naughty RZ, Donks have a touched down as well, tis 7-7 with SeaTruthers. It’s ominous, but not desperate.
Afternoon gents, football’s back and so am I! (Hopefully for good this time!)
How’re we all doin’ today?
We drunk.* How ’bout you?
*I feel confident speaking for a large majority of the gang.
Odd Week Jaguras took Eli’s orange slices and juice box.
That reminds me, I’m out of Spray n’ Wash.
Jesus. Who dat?
Kaep.
Further proof the NFL needs to have their heads sued off for blocking him from the league.
Need to have better wiener control than that.
Teddy!
1-0 and feeling fine!
Hail Captain Kirk!
everytime RZ cuts to Denver, sommet shitty happen
Wooooo!!!! HOX!
Chris Carson engages “Edwin Moses Mode”, straddles defender.
I just dipped a Popeyes biscuit into onion dip.
It did not suck.
I’ll take onion dip over ranch any day, and in Texas you can do time for that claim.
I was gonna take Phillip Lindsay with my last auction $1 selection, but wasn’t really sure the Donks would use him. SIGH.
/Moose – do your gif worst, I deserve
That game deserved double overtime, but considering the rain I’m pretty sure continuing it was outlawed by The Hague.
Philip Rivers is gonna have a stroke on the field one day and it’ll be the perfect curtain call for the NFL
Still will father 5 More children
the Lord keeps providing seed, cockwallet!
“A stroke? None of that heathen depravity for me, ya godless cock-wallet!”
It only seems fitting that Cleveland breaks their losing streak with a tie.
Well, at least I’m confident the Seahawks rookie punter is good.
So I got that going for me.
All ties. All of the ties.
That is the Browns second non-loss since trading away the Carson Wentz pick
TIE TIE TIE
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Browns in the playoff hunt
AFC North undefeated
should have been The Ben turnover #6. He’s gonna have sick tummy.
Woooowwww.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jz1TjCphXE
The Browns have been good enough in this game that I’m significantly more excited about going to CLE@OAK in a couple weeks, it might actually be a fun to watch game
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
not like that was predictable or anything
WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
If he misses…we riot.
RIOT!
Can we riot either way?
How bad is Tie-rod? They would rather a below-average kicker from 44 in the goddamned pouring rain than let him throw ONE TIME.
Blocked punt return for a TD?
I want Cleveland’s progression this year to just be 0-0-16
/and they get the 2nd wildcard
It’s a .500 season!
Super Bowl LII Hero Malcom Butler!
Browns flag may have fucked their chances at a FG, because Browns
Oh Ben…
Yep, they don’t need a dependable ground game at all. Ben can handle it all through the air.
SWEET!!
Not sure how USC vs Unranked Texas is supposed to be better than the Vince Young game.
Derphins
HAHA
Early takes, Vikings D still beastly as fuck and the Niners play a solid game. They’ll be in some games.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some drankin’ to do.
WOOOOO!!!!
This fucking game…
HARF HARF HARF!
THE CLUSTEREST OF FUCKS
YES!!!!!!
woot!
Peterson hits the second level of a defense like a switch to a child’s scrotum.
one MOAR pick! PLEASe
Not gonna concealed carry, is she?
FUCK YES. Dallas gets a turnover.
Per announcer: Cardinals daring Alex Smith to go deep.
No mention of ARI’s inability to tackle anyone until they’ve gained 15 yds.
I still think Cooper Rush sounds like an edible for sale at a Tacoma dispensary.
HE LIVES!!!1111
Yep, thought I’d check in. Been awhile.
DFO Seal Team Six had assembled and everything ,, smh
This is gonna end with a blocked punt getting returned.