Well, night has fallen and it can’t get back up. Stupid night. What to do? Why, watch a blowout, of course. TO THE GAME!
Pats/Lions:
My bold prediction: this will be the first game that has two (2!) qb’s throw for 450+ yards in the same game and the final score won’t be remotely close. The Pats D is a complete travesty that is allowing 5.5 yards per play and 25 points per game. Did I mention they’ll be missing 3 starters? Not that that’s a big deal-you can sub any bub off the street/practice squad and get the same lousy results. Fucking Brady will always be who the late Dennis Green thought he is/was. He reads D’s better than any qb alive. That’s just a stupid, niggling fact that non-Pats fans refuse to acknowledge. His counterpart in this game-Matthew Ican’tbelieveit’snotbutterpants has an adequate arsenal of weapons to counteract the inevitable onslaught. He should be able to throw some spaghetti (points) against the wall (scoreboard).
Let’s see how it all unfolds. Should you feel the urge to let your feelings be known, type those randoms down there below.
Soooo….23-24?
How much does she cost? I wanna swipe up…
Brady is missing a lot of throws tonite.
It’s his receivers’ fault.
Just ask Gisele.
Yeah, he gets in the wrong hole ALL THE TIME!
Seriously, why aren’t there any Brady is gay and Giselle is his beard rumours?
Know how fucked we are? The live ML is only +165. The Cuck Liouns are up TEN AT HOME!!
Stafford looking like a young Joey Harrington out there.
I chortled.
LIOUNDOWN!
Good kitties!
Now that’s a nice pass.
Someone smarter than me figure out how to embed those links
Had to go find it from a different source, but there ya go.
Also, totally worth it.
I was planning on live-betting the P*ts to make this suck less, but I got out of the shower too late, that fat retard was already mid-pickerception.
Also, on my way down to get a libation, I half-tripped and caught myself, but in doing so, did that thing where one lands on the TOP of your first few toes, which hurts like fuck. Especially when you’ve had surgery on the big toe and it ain’t supposed to really flex all the way like that.
So…2 v-profen on top of the lime fizzy water booze seems about right.
Don’t judge me!!! 😀
It’s definitely been a week which would lead one to mix alcohol and opiates.
I ain’t done it yet, but the rationalizing is getting easier.
She seems like she’s high maintenance
Photo finish between her and the car in the higher cost of said maintenance.
Be sure to check the undercarriage.
Having paid for one of those, I agree.
I’m willing to find out.
HBO do like a nice nekkid ass, male or female. Human or were.
Cris is getting awfully excited about how great the throw was just because Stafford threw it to a guy in a blue shirt.
I’m kind of enjoying them fellating Stafford instead of Brady for once
Howdy, folks. The Loins aren’t winning this game.
Yeah, we know. Puck the F*ts.
So I turned in, the Pats scored, so this is my apology
I get back from hockey to hear collinsworth say it’s different with a lady in the room? What the fuck is he babbling about??
When you are an incredibly rich old woman is it mandatory to wear big sunglasses indoors?
Give me a bunch of money and a few decades and I’ll let you know
Won’t you also need the sunglasses?
D-men gotta start taking martial arts lessons to learn some throws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyYWdy48zkM
way to miss an easy sack, jackasses
You mean “way to avoid a roughing the passer penalty” don’t you?
*slowly grins* – Bill Parcells
I bet pterodactyls make a ‘gronk’ sound
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/college-classmate-says-kavanaugh-exposed-himself-to-her-at-yale-party/ar-AAAxZey?ocid=spartanntp
“who hasn’t?” – GOP
“Yeah. I did that to a gal once” (shakes nervously) – Lindsey Graham
Facemask penalties look extra stupid in slow motion
the refs got their halftime talking to
Welp. It was fun while it lasted.
Matt Stafford is retarded.
this seems to be an NFL quartered backing trend
He forgot to wash his hands before returning to work, like all employees should.
Welp, here we go…
It begins.
i was going to post an image of a hunted Lion buts it just too sad seeing these animals killed by these sick fucks. They’re smiling faces, I wish someone would hunt them.
I remember a story told on Stern about Tiger Woods. He was still young and was hanging out with MJ and Jeter in Miami for some event. They’re at a club and Tiger spots a girl he likes and he asks MJ an Jeter what should he tell her. MJ looks confused by the question and Jeter says “you tell her you’re Tiger Woods”.
…and that’s how it began.
I simply love how we went from “We don’t know what a catch is” and doubled down with “We don’t know what a legal tackle is”.
Its amazing to me how much better the NBA is about addressing rule changes and issues compared to NFL and MLB.
NBA has totally nailed traveling violations.
“If the player is doing something really cool, it is not traveling.”
The Official NBA Rules Book, for realsies.
NBA wants to overtake the NFL. They want the Fans to enjoy the game. NFL thinks its untouchable. Hubris will be its downfall.
The more ambiguity in the rules, the easier it is for the mob and refs to collude in a points shaving scandal without throwing suspicion on the refs
HE FUCKING HIT HIM IN THE HELMET YOU FUCK IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
It wasn’t intentional but come on.
I care as much about Tiger Woods as I do Honey Boo-boo, and would be quite amused if either fell into an open sewer and died.
Tiger is going to party tonight.
Perkins waitresses are on edge.
We should give a medal to the first person to realize that you don’t need to be a meteorologist to be a weather person.
Lordy
Shoulda gone with Nintendo Michel
GO FOR IT YOU…
Wait, no, just kick the FG pansies.
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/915339008/h8BA3A938/
ALL the white people are open!
– Senate Republicans, announcing America is Open for Business
It’s just a privilege to play this game, Joe.
Tom got all the FFL points I needed. Please kill him now Lions.
Pats past midfield. Who reminded the Patriots and Lions who they were?!
yep, start leaving Gronk open. GREAT idea.
You shut your whore mouth.
oh, it’s what will kill my money league team, slowly but surely. Fading Dreamboat AND Gronk.
Just finished making eight half-pints of pepper sauce. My kitchen looks like a crime scene. Smells great though.
Fan is calling Cards’ post game show. Lifetime fan. Says he knows not to get his hopes up except maybe every decade or so for a year.
He is right.