NFL News:
- Whores gotta work: Jason La Canfora is stoking the Le’Veon Bell trade rumours.
- He emphasizes “decreasing value” and how the Steelers aren’t getting the offers they want because other teams know Bell will hit the market in the spring.
- His likely teams for a Bell landing? Miami, Green Bay, and the Eagles.
- Not a rumour: Aqib Talib needs ankle surgery.
- No timeline is given for his return, but 4-6 weeks is likely.
- Speaking of rumour speakers, PFT is positing on British media rumours that if Shad Khan is able to buy Wembley Stadium, that will cinch a move for the Jaguars.
- The Daily Mail even goes so far as to surmise that closing the deal soon would allow Khan to put relocation on the 2019 meeting agenda.
- The price tag is supposedly £800 million.
- It would prevent Wembley from being a soccer stadium during the NFL season.
- This includes an agreement that the FA have the right to buy back Wembley for just £100m if it is stripped of elite status by UEFA.
- In theory, here’s how it could work:
- The Toronto Wolfpack play in the English Rugby League’s Championship (Second) Division.
- To facilitate this, the team, through its travel sponsor Air Transat, cover all travel expenses to & from Canada for visiting teams.
- The NFL has no official airline sponsor, but individual teams do.
- Virgin used to be the official airline for the International (London) games.
- The match schedule involves Toronto playing the first half of the season on the road, and then the rest at home.
- While that won’t work for the NFL, a two-home, two-road schedule could – especially if the league decides to add a second bye-week.
- To facilitate this, the team, through its travel sponsor Air Transat, cover all travel expenses to & from Canada for visiting teams.
- The Toronto Wolfpack play in the English Rugby League’s Championship (Second) Division.
Simple, isn’t it?
September 26, 1918 – The Battles of the Hindenburg Line
Known as “The Grand Offensive” in France, it was a key component in the “Hundred Days Offensive”, a strategy conceived by French General Foch to begin taking the battle in the West to the Germans.
Regarding the Hundred Days Offensive, Foch wanted to use the massive troop contingents available in Europe by the summer of 1918 to begin countering the end of the German Spring Offensive in the West that had begun in March 1918 with Operation Michael in March 1918 and drifted off by the end of July 1918. The French, British & Americans each had over 1.0 million men at their disposal, and Foch wanted to coordinate assaults by each army in concentrated efforts to weaken German front lines and force their retreat back towards Germany. The Battle of Amiens on August 8 & The Second Battle of the Somme on August 15 were the initial salvos in this strategy, and Allied victory had forced the Germans to retreat.
The Battles of the Hindenburg Line commenced on September 26th, with the French & Americans attacking the Germans via the Meuse-Argonne offensive, with the British & Belgians attacking two days later in the Fifth Battle of Ypres. The AEF, led again by Pershing, had prepared for their offensive by moving over 400,000 men into the area, a mere ten days after the conclusion of the Battle of St. Mihiel. The assault began at 5:30 AM on September 26th. The preliminary bombardment, using some 800 mustard gas and phosgene shells, killed 278 German soldiers and incapacitated more than 10,000. Although this success allowed the Americans to overrun German forward positions, heavy rains turned the terrain to mud, which bogged down tanks and artillery and slowed resupply efforts, allowing the Germans to reinforce their rear positions and slow the Americans advance after their initial success. The AEF only advanced their lines eight miles by the end of September.
But, with German forces already divided & weakened, on September 29th the British Fourth Army & French First Army attacked the Germans along the Hindenburg Line in & around St. Quentin. The British and Belgian armies advanced across the old Ypres battlefield, and in three days the Menin Road Ridge, Passchendaele Ridge and all of the familiar landmarks of four years of fighting were back in Allied hands, and the Allies had advanced ten miles. [This phase of the fighting was officially designated the battle of Ypres, 1918, but is also sometimes known as the fourth battle of Ypres.] Bolstered by this success, on October 4th, the US resumed its offensive along their front. By October 5th, the Line had been broken along a 19 mile front. On October 8, the British First & Third Armies engaged the Germans in the Second Battle of Cambrai, and further broke the Line by another four miles. The rout was on.
The AEF and the French cleared the Argonne of all German resistance by the third week of October, allowing Pershing to reorganize his forces. He redrew his divisions, creating a First Army under General Hunter Liggett and a Second Army under General Robert L. Bullard. Pershing then set his duties to overall strategy and planning. The Americans were looking to cement their victories before the onset of winter, and Pershing wanted to prepare for a final Spring offensive in 1919.
General Hunter Liggett General Robert Lee Bullard
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Fun fact: Prior to becoming head of the Second Army, Bullard had commanded the First Division, a.k.a. “The Big Red One”.
The mascot of the division was a terrier named Rags, who served at the front with his adopted master, James “Jimmy” Donovan. Rags was instrumental in relaying messages from the front to the rear, and helped US forces better target their artillery.
Further, as Wikipedia cribbed from the children’s book about Rags, when Rags was first in the front lines and came under shellfire, he simply imitated the men around him who would drop to the ground and cover their heads. “Before long, the soldiers observed Rags hugging the ground with his paws spread out before anyone heard the sound of an incoming round. The men soon realized that Rags’ acute and sensitive hearing was telling him when the shells were coming well before they could hear them.” The doughboys learned to keep their eyes on Rags, and he became an early-warning system for artillery shell fire.
He and Donovan were later gassed in a German attack, and such was his reputation (“orders from headquarters”) that Rags was given equal medical treatment and allowed to stay with Donovan through his hospitalization & evacuation back to the States. He remained the mascot of the First Division until his death, and was given a military burial.
He also became famous, having books written about him for both adults & children.
As a dog person, there is no way I was not including that stuff.
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Almost 1.25 million American troops had participated during the course of the 47-day campaign. American casualties were high—over 117,000—but the results were impressive. The 1st Army had driven forty-three German divisions back about thirty miles over some of the most difficult terrain and most heavily fortified positions on the Western Front, while inflicting over 120,000 casualties. The British & French suffered similar casualties, but the difference here was that their combined effort forced the Germans to re-evaluate their position on continuing to fight. This was the American influence on hastening the end of the war.
As early as September 29th the Kaiser was told that German victory in the West was no longer attainable. The scale & speed of the German defeats led military leadership to begin considering suing for peace, to avoid bringing the destruction of France onto German soil. The British, French & Americans had hoped their July Grand Offensive would push the Germans back to at least the Hindenburg Line, if not back to the German border, by the time winter forced a temporary break in the fighting. Instead, when the British, French & Americans were in the middle of planning their Spring 1919 offensives, the Germans – wracked by morale problems & the influenza epidemic – made their approaches for an armistice. It was only a 47-day campaign because it ended – as did all fighting – on November 11th.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Brewers at Cardinals – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Orioles at Red Sox – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Dodgers at Diamondbacks – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- NCAA:
- Women’s College Volleyball:
- Auburn at Mississippi State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Kansas at Oklahoma – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Women’s College Volleyball:
I wanna bitch about the lack of pre-season NHL on Canadian TV, but they are merely pre-season games. Plus, it’s only due to the crappy rights deal negotiated by Rogers/Sportsnet, wherein they get “national” rights but TSN kept regional coverage of the Leafs, Sens, Habs & Jets, freezing out other regions from watching those games. IT’S LIKE BEING FORCED TO ONLY WATCH THE AFC NORTH!
Well, Mike Bidwell has doubled-down on supporting Brett Kavanaugh.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2018/09/26/brett-kavanaugh-arizona-cardinals-michael-bidwill-supports-nominee/1436782002/
This is why more civilians should be harassing the shit out of Politicians whenever they’re put in public. They think they’re untouchable and can throw their morality out the window because it’s a game to them and they think people don’t care.
Fitz magic is getting another start this week!
trumps crowning achievement would be nominating a judge for a supreme court seat whose vetting resulted in a life sentence for serial rape.
He’ll still be on the Court. It’s not like the fucker will ever get impeached.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_fnn-6X3lw
Bud Selig’s favourite team is in the playoffs again. It’s so weird seeing them in the playoffs because they’ve been horrible for like 95% of my life.
Just a reminder that Ryan Braun got a judge fired regarding his PED usage.
Just traded Sony Michel for Manny Sanders, Josh Gordon, and AP. Did I FACK AHHP?!
Just faced Travis Kelce. Current opponent made a trade. Going against Kelce again this week. Shit.
Anytime yer feeling miserable about yer lot in life, thank the Jeebus Christmas you didn’t have to fight in the First World War.
I have two great-grandfathers who did. I have two grandfathers who were in WWII (one in the Navy, one in the Army), I have one of said grandfathers who was in Korea. I have a dad and one of his cousins who did time in Vietnam. My time during OEF is chickenshit to what they all did. Anyway, you’re correct.
Wow, the Navy in the First World War! Did he keep diaries or write memoirs?
Holy shit, the NFL gets fucking stupider and worse every time I see anything about it.
Bartman 2: Foul Buggaloo?
Nope. Pirates gonna pirate.
It’s what we do, baby.
I hope Brett Kavanaugh drinks himself to death tonight.
McConnell might still confirm him to prove a point. Collins would vote Yes. Flake would consider abstaining.
Weekend at Brettie’s: (Deathly) Odor in the Court
The Republicans will all definitely confirm him. How is there any doubt?
Not until a 17 year old boy does to him what he did to those girls, just to see if he forgives him…
He is a serial rapist. If a United states senate vote was held tonight, it would hover around 51/49%. Think about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQyqvFVe4Y4
Made pork stock from some youuuuuuuuge pork chop bones tonight. House smells great.
The DFO is posting another gif of me.
Where’s that restraining order?
[now has overwhelming desire to do nomonkeyfun in DA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT]
Evening
It is now! Welcome.
Being back on eastern time is fucking me up
My condolences.
Dang, I turn in late to miss a kickass conversation about video games?
And a some anna kendrick / blake lively discussion?
I better counter with something substantial:
Seamus, I found that alexa gif:
I was sort of hoping the dog was gonna fall into the hottub.
Here’s a story that pretty much sums up most of the Carolina Hurricanes’ existence:
The owner of the team went on record talking about how great the Hartford Whalers jerseys are, how they still do well in sales and that it would be shame if the Hurricanes didn’t at some point honor them, now that 3rd jerseys are back in the NHL.
So what did the Carolina Hurricanes’ recently reveal as their 3rd jersey?
Los Angeles tonight is cheering/cursing the Dodgers. The Rams? Y’mean St. Louis?
Same weight class . . . two witnesses . . . I call this a fair fight.
This is an excellent Kavanaugh take.
Biggest takeaway from the #metoo Sunny ep: Go Birds. It’s a good lesson.
The Baltimore Orioles lost #112 to the Red Sox earlier today. The final score? 19-3.
FUCKING NINETEEN TO THREE!!!!!
But currently, they are actually leading in the nitecap, 6-3 in the 7th.
NOBODY SAY ANYTHING NOBODY MOVE!!!!!!!
WASTED
Just fyi I’m keeping track of your bet, Orioles lose 115, you’ll eat your underpants
Holy crap, they did it!
J/k. The vast majority of double headers are split.
Kurt Russell and Keith David would kick that Thing’s ass.
ummmm huummm.
Jennifer Lopez looks pretty, pretty good at 49. Must be drinking the blood of youths
I’d fight her.
I’d lose.
/totally worth it
I got something she could swallow.
That’s a union photographer, boys.
Some celebs are like that without the need for plastic surgery. Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart and Lea Thompson are some examples of people I think stopped aging.
When you reach max level….
RIP #BFiB
Boo, we wanted massive chaos!
Is the 3 way tie still in play? I wouldn’t mind that at all. As long as the #BFiB still missed the playoffs.
I think we could get two tied divisions where the losers of that game are the WC, but that’s the most chaos we get.
No, the #BFIB are TOTES BONED
Captain Ron is the best movie.
Just happened to be watching when this came on and it’s perfect
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3acriq
Huh. Thought Daily Motion vids embed on here as well.
https://dailymotion.com/video/x3acriq
Didn’t work either.
Ah well, fuck it. Just go watch the Adventures of Lunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd3wgSmYPYU
Funny, I’ve tutored three times more students this year as my work did last year, but I still don’t get three times the pay.
Did she think no one would check out that fantastic fanny if she wore camouflage?
What fanny?
WHY IS HALF A WOMAN ERASING THE WHITEBOARD???
This is Wakezilla’s Norma Rae moment.
Also, my favorite Legend of Zelda game is Adventure of Link.
It aged very well and I credit 100% of that to the Temple Theme being a fucking banger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbWy7mT0HA4
I couldn’t even beat that game with the Game Genie. But it was way different. Its like they saw Super Mario Bros. 2 and decided “Lets do that but with no fruit.”
In retrospect, it could be considered a beta version of Zelda 64 but limited by the 8-bit technology at the time. Now I want them to remake this game with the latest technology. That could be fun. Not the first one, though. That’s perfect the way it is.
The original was better, or at least its equal. Certainly a great sequel.
Confession: I have not played a Zelda game all the way through. I played a little Twilight Princess but had to deal with auditions for college, then Smash Bros. came out. Then I left for college.
This weekend either get The Legend of Zelda or A Link to the Past and fix that. Please. You really need to finish your childhood.
Full Disclosure re: the Carolina Hurricanes thing….
My childhood friend is the chairman of the assholes who run that arena. It is owned and technically run by our alma mater. The ‘Canes are tenants more or less. But I could get the best seats in the house, or even a luxury box, but I refuse.
He knows I’m a Caps fan and won’t relent. I go a coupla times a year to see the Caps and the Pens.
So I think he just does this shit to screw with me.
You should convince him to get the Canes to have the Hartford Whalers green jersey as their alternate uniform.
Keep it as is, or replace the logo with the Canes; logo
I’ve heard rumours of a “throwback night” this season.
We’ll see.
I own a Mike Liut sweater, I wear it on St. Paddy’s day.
Are we doing video game gifs tonight, cuz folks,,,
My name is Senor Weaselo and I approve of this topic.
Redshirt, ever played the 2006 Sonic The Hedgehog?
I was a Nintendo kid. I didn’t get into Sega Genesis. I’ve played a few Sonic games (simple but fun), but not that one.
Remember the concurrent cartoons in the 90’s where one was like looney tunes meets Sonic and the other was fucking liberation soldier Sonic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPtPsoHBtT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1f0qVeLcpo
Sliding into your DMs like…
Yes. I am very old.
Thank goodness I have never.
Donald Trump’s press conference was the second worst thing I’ve seen today.
Before you all yell at me again, I just saw that Mega Man: Fully Charged is a thing that actually exists. I am a huge Mega Man fan. I have all six NES games. I have beaten Mega Man 2 on the DIFFICULT setting without having to use the Time Stopper in Quick Man’s stage. I am college graduate and I have paid off my entire student loan debt. I still consider beating former a more noble and prideful accomplishment than the latter.
I’ve only seen three videos, but from what I can tell, it makes the Star Wars Holiday Special look like the Empire Strikes Back. Normally I’d be pissed at Trump trying to get a technically-he’s-still-innocent-but-come-on-we-know-he-did-it sexual predator on the Supreme Court, but I’m going to let Deflectin’ Donnie and his cronies a pass today and I’m unloading all my hatred upon this atrocity.
I can’t have Mega Man 2 Powered Up, but I get this?! This?!
Is it better than Mighty No. 9 at least?
I don’t know what that is. Let me see its wiki page for three seconds.
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Nope. Might be worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJRoRt155mA
Oh, yeah. That’s the stuff.
They did this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cGAgNu3_7c&t=35m2s
I prefer old Mega Man cartoons as well
Also, obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVv-J-LXQU
Even this peace of megacrap is better.
I rec’d an email earlier from the Carolina Hurricanes telling me that Petey Pablo wanted me there on opening night next week to celebrate with him. I had no idea who Petey Pablo is. Apparently this is him….
(smgdh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Petey.
I still think he’s just playing me and doesn’t really want me there.
Does he know Gritty?
I wasn’t looking for this one. I didn’t know it existed. But Youtube gave me this gem. I’m in tears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Nyompj7wM
That Great War lesson was very good.
I want football. Why there no football? Want.
This is now two days without football. TWO!
I need to speak to a manager.
Tomorrow I will see football live in a seat. I have a camera.
Will there be a corresponding online stream of said camera?
Only iPhone live. Good camera later.
No dick pics this time, k thx?
With new camera, dick hair pics.
Razors are cheap.
I got my dick hair waxed off a month ago. I’d never done anything like that before, yet I’d recommend it and I’m going to do it again. I feel shy having a licensed physician stick his (one time her) finger up my ass, yet here I was chatting amicably with a woman who was applying and then tearing off duct tape from my balls. It was a liberating experience.
This was the first part of this thread I read and I have questions
I, on the other hand, have no questions.
Nor do I want the answers.
Do a Google search for “waxing” in your area. You’ll be surprised by how many there are.
Duct tape is cheaper; you can tape yourself to the wall, then run……pulls right off with only a little screaming.
For those of you who missed our President’s news conference earlier, allow me to summarize….
“Con job, Obama, all Democrats are out to get me and everything you hold dear, we’d be in WWIII right now if not for me, women REALLY love me, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!!!!”
The answer to the last question was just missing a “Knibb High football rules!” to be the most incoherent rambling I’ve ever heard.
Isn’t Rin Tin Tin a WWI dog as well?
Kind of. Rin Tin Tin was discovered as a puppy by an American soldier during the Battle of St. Mihiel He rescued his mother & her five pups, keeping them at the rear base until they were weaned. The soldier, Corporal Lee Duncan, an aerial gunner, smuggled “Rinty” home in 1919 when his unit was returned stateside.
So, Rin Tin Tin never participated in the War, but was found by a soldier serving there.
Boys, I just saw “A Simple Favour” and thoroughly enjoyed it. Blake Lively is awesome in it and deserves an award.
She’s also quite easy on the eyes…
Yeah she is. Ryan Reynolds better watch his back.
😛
Hard on the eyes? Blake “The Solar Eclipse” Lively.
Best part about preseason hockey is that there’s a chance Marchand gets a career ending concussion.
“Hey, that’s nothing to joke if the plant’s not gonna water the patio furniture movers.”
– Trent Green
Look, you hooked up with the guy, you had a good time. Sure, he promised you some things but you were naive back then. Just move on.
At least he didn’t get Kavanaugh’d.
Can managing to slew foot himself count?
Thanks for the Rags story – he was a Very Good Boy and should be president right now.
Rags, what do you think of the job the current president is doing?
“Woof…”
When the doctors gave Talib recommendations to treat before his surgery, they recommended, and I quote, “Ice up, son!”
“The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of My Whining.”
/I did a very difficult hike earlier today…
On hikes, my wheezing is better than any bear bell.
I hate difficult hikes.
LACES OUT, DAN!