NFL News:
Richard Sherman took being Richard Sherman like a man last night, when questioned about the call that kept the Packers game-winning drive alive:
- “I can’t have that penalty … regardless of how I feel about it. I have to find a way to make that play without getting flagged.”
- Considering that exact play is how he’s made his reputation, it sounds like a man who understands you can’t get away with everything.
- For those of you who hate Ohio State, feel free to tweet a “thank you” to Nick Bosa.
- When his core muscle injury is healed up, he’s going to sit the rest of OSU’s season in order to prepare for the draft.
- PFT bravely calls it “a greater commitment to his own future, rather than risk(ing) [that future] for the glorification and enrichment of a system which treats him like an unpaid intern.”
- The new theory, because people are bored, is that Le’Veon Bell is going to return on October 30th.
- At 4:01 PM, after the trade deadline, but still during Week 8, which will allow him to gain enough credit for a full season and trigger his free agency.
- It’ll also give him more time to work on his poetry.
- The Alliance of American Football – the Ebersol version of the XFL – is scheduled to start its season one week after Super Bowl LIII.
- In case you’ve forgotten, it’s an eight team, ten week league.
- Oh, and all the teams have names now: (these are also the first week matchups)
- Atlanta Legends & Orlando Apollos
- San Diego Fleet & San Antonio Commanders
- because “San Diego Commanders” would have been TOO perfect for DFO.
- Memphis Express & Birmingham Iron
- Salt Lake Stallions & Arizona Hotshots
- Oh, and all the teams have names now: (these are also the first week matchups)
- In case you’ve forgotten, it’s an eight team, ten week league.
Finally, it appears the Patriots have…Sorry, let me rephrase this in the local vernacular:
- FACK! IT APPEAHS THAT YOU-AH CAN’T NO LONGAH SHOW THE PATS OPPONENT HOW YOU-AH REALLY FEEL! FACKIN’ GOODELL’S MAKIN’ THA GAME SAWFTA!!
Statement from the New England Patriots: pic.twitter.com/VapBDpzzdg
— New England Patriots (@Patriots) October 15, 2018
- Patriots fans, however, come out on two sides:
- Reggie Bush seems to have the appropriate take on all this:
Now if he smacked the piss out of one of you clowns you would be all over social media crying ready to sue him! Fans need to chill before somebody get hurt! You don’t have to like the opposing team but you need to show respect or don’t go! https://t.co/cdNy09AV4o
— Reggie Bush (@ReggieBush) October 15, 2018
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Brewers at Dodgers – 9:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Canucks at Penguins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Coyotes at Wild – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- NBA:
- 76ers at Celtics – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Thunder at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- International Friendly Soccer:
- U.S. vs. Peru – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- It’s “Smackdown 1000”, so there’s going to be returning vets & surprises galore!
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Hey, without realizing it, the NBA regular season opens tonight.
Good night.
BTW, Fuck Joe Buck. I hope this game goes 23 innings.
Jinx!
see above
October 16, 1968
October 16, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw5UWqpcsDs
Chris Henry approved
“Well I think they are both at fault here and should apologize.” – someone suffering from “economic anxiety”
I hope they made sure to drape the right CSA flag over his coffin.
Eat shit Machado. That was dirty.
It really was.
Okay major props to the Dodger organic for playing the opening riff to “When the Music’s Over”.
Me: [Walking back into the living room and muttering] I hope Peyton Manning gets an ice pick through his fucking forehead.
Roommate Commander: …Because of the new Nationwide commercials?
Me: New Nationwide commercials?
I KNOW I ALREADY VOTED FOR IT I WANT TO +1 IT TWICE
I, for one, enjoy Peypey’s commercials.
His fake folksiness hurts my brain like the result of hundreds of dump offs to tiny, White receivers.
Anybody still watching?
Of course. BREW CREW!
Zoo Croo!
http://kxlu.typepad.com/zoocroo/
Fufu!
Tutu!
I don’t consider myself much of a catch, but this Hader kid pitching for Milwaukee is one ugly motherfucker.
But as a sport guy in Milwaukee, he probably gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Yep.
Oh jeez .
https://www.milehighreport.com/platform/amp/2018/10/16/17986114/von-miller-arizona-cardinals-kick-their-ass?__twitter_impression=true
They will but how much is Joseph to blame vs Elway for the way DEN has wasted this SB caliber defense?
On a Donks homer scale, or a 0 – Pete Carroll scale?
Suggest no one read the comments (goes for any NFL site), like I just did. EEEEDIOT.
YOU FOOL! I spent last year on team Twitters after losses, and now I can barely do any social media.
Mom really misses the dog photos.
I ain’t teh signed up fer Twitface or any dem thangs anyways.
Both have had a big hand in it; remember Elway hired Vance. Three really high QBs (Tebow wasn’t Elway’s doing) sets any team back. Miller must be PISSED, he’s never trash talked like this before a game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ArZU2AfMs
More relevant today than when it was released.
I love how in 15 years we’ve gone from people online saying “nuclear war is bad” to “Please, God, just end it already.”
It’s pronounced nookular!
I’m listening to strangers talking about the sugar free haribo gummi Amazon reviews as if it’s groundbreaking literature. I hate people.
Which Westside vegan coffee place are you at?
Picking up a slice of pie from HIHO
Is that on 2nd Street in Santa Monica by the Promenade? I’m not sure, but 20 years ago that used to be a porno movie theater.
Yum
Holy shit, that’s right!
Pink Pussycat
Explains why all the desserts are cream pies.
HIHO? A Korean pie shop?
If you want pie, go to House of Pies on Vermont. Or wait until the new one opens in Venice.
Burger joint across the street from sugarfish in Santa Monica
Yeah, I just figured it out. Btw, Brick is right. The Laemmle used to be a porno theater back in the day…
No, the Laemmle and the Pink Pussycat were two different buildings. Actually I think the Pink Pussycat became a Buca di Beppo Italian restaurant.
And Santa Monica Pier was loaded with junkies.
Fletch was based on reality.
I defer to you on that. I do remember the theater, just not the exact location. I assumed the Laemmle took it over because the infrastructure was already there.
There was some glorious grunge back then. All gone.
No idea what you are talking about.
More people need to yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at assholes in public.
Karen Silkwood?
You kilt da Women’s Prison Movie Fetish Boner.
I don’t give a fuck about the NLCS outcome on the face of things, but I attended a game at Miller Park in 2011 so I guess I’ll root for Brewers as I have a souvenir mug in my cupboard. Also, if it pisses off rich powerful TV exec’s, especially Fox, for a small market team getting in to the WS, I’m all for it. Plus fuck the Dodgers for displacing the Hispanic neighborhood and fucking over the residents with their underpriced buyouts when they built the stadium in Chavez Ravine back in the 50s.
https://deadspin.com/the-los-angeles-dodgers-have-not-always-been-the-team-o-1820003627
Yep. It’s no big secret.
Just watching trailer park boys while the baby is passed out on me. Why do Canadiens called it an LC?
Man, the Doyers are some whiny little bitches aren’t they?
I don’t like their attitude at all.
I haven’t seen that much candy flying around since Jamarcus Russell’s overcoat exploded at the candy convention.
What an asshole. The candy didn’t give up that run!!
Why take it out on precious candy jug?!?
That kid has a future in politics.
Hey…youtube is back. Let’s all jerk off for google.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjg39XRkjVc
4. Wedding is just far enough away that I felt more comfortable staying the night before, so I crashed with the groom. we already had the bachelor party, so we just sat around playing video games like a couple of kids, which was fitting given our relationship. he’s better at virtually every single game in the world, cept smash brothers. I havent played in years but I kicked his ass as kirby.
Meh, screw it. One more. I would wreck that chick…..
OK, I gotta go watch some zombies now.
But call me, Alexa. You know the number. It’s on the restraining order.
I’m not sure your sister likes you referreing to her kids as zombie.
Joke’s on you. I don’t have a sister.
But I do daily deal with my brother’s kids and grandkids since he’s incarcerated for life.
Nope, not joking.
Here in TX, a life sentence could simply mean the cops found three marijuana seeds and a quarter inch roach in his car ashtray back in 1979.
Murder and Conspiracy to commit.
If I’d had my way, he’d have gotten a lethal injection.
And if he ever does manage to beat the system and get out, I’ll be waiting for him. He won’t last 2 hours on the outside once I get my hands around his throat.
For now, however, my mother still loves him. So I have to keep that to myself.
Wow, that’s about on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from my hypothetical scenario.
He’s a bad person. To say the least.
And he better hope parole doesn’t find him.
I WILL kill him if he ever gets out.
Already tried once on the inside during a visit. They really should have plexiglass, so it really wasn’t my fault as much as theirs.
THIS TWBS I CALL HIM MICHAEL CORLEONE BECAUSE, well, I’ll end it there, as your mom sounds wonderful/hilarious and I hope she has many more years left in her.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/lindsey-graham-to-take-dna-test-to-find-native-american-roots-i-think-i-can-beat-elizabeth-warren
What’s the O/U on how much of his DNA is African?
Someone page Hippo. This is something I would legitimately bet on.
My money’s on hexadecaroon.
His DNA or the genetic material they find in his-
/Alert, your brain has shut down to prevent a fatal exception error. Please reboot in 8 hours.
Finally putting to bed that “your born gay” gene theory.
Gordon Hayward managed to not break his leg tonight. Progress.
Sigh
Liveleak is still up
https://twitter.com/TeamYouTube/status/1052373937839980544
The comments are great.
She became Negan so gradually I didn’t even notice….
she’s clean shaven too.
Well, waxed anyway.
That’s cause you weren’t listening to her political takes
Nope, you’re right.
I try to not listen to most people’s political takes. It only complicates life.
https://heavy.com/tech/2018/10/youtube-down/
Since we are gettin’ all sexy….
Zinke’s hiring standards for park rangers are about what you would expect.
We can’t have those brown bears looting picinic baskets. If the polar bears want to rescue a few from the leftists that mooch off public facilities that would be proper objectivist behavior.
Zipperhead.
That’s a funny word.
Fucking youtube. I shouldn’t be working this late at night. Then they go and blame the problems on me and my brethren.
She has clean feet. This is not a bad thing.
Rex wuz here.
And if not….. no big deal…..
If she takes care of her feet, she takes care of everything.
Nice…..
OH MY!
Help! No YouTube! I only have my mind to keep myself company. My mind isn’t a nice place to be in.
I had to find teh muzak. Fuck you youtube.
http://www.accuradio.com
It’s free n junk. And I’m impressed by the playlists so far by genre.
This turned into Sexy Tuesday so fast, I didn’t even……. never mind.
I’m bored. And kinda horny foar Alexa.
HEY YOU SHUT UP.
too lazy to look up. who scored for USA?
White guy. Red hair.
Best I can do.
The only reason I’d watch that soccer friendly mentioned below.
A real “friendly”
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