Your “Oh, Okay – More Sports?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • Richard Sherman took being Richard Sherman like a man last night, when questioned about the call that kept the Packers game-winning drive alive:
    • “I can’t have that penalty … regardless of how I feel about it. I have to find a way to make that play without getting flagged.”
    • Considering that exact play is how he’s made his reputation, it sounds like a man who understands you can’t get away with everything.
  • For those of you who hate Ohio State, feel free to tweet a “thank you” to Nick Bosa.
    • When his core muscle injury is healed up, he’s going to sit the rest of OSU’s season in order to prepare for the draft.
    • PFT bravely calls it “a greater commitment to his own future, rather than risk(ing) [that future] for the glorification and enrichment of a system which treats him like an unpaid intern.”
  • The new theory, because people are bored, is that Le’Veon Bell is going to return on October 30th.
    • At 4:01 PM, after the trade deadline, but still during Week 8, which will allow him to gain enough credit for a full season and trigger his free agency.
    • It’ll also give him more time to work on his poetry.
  • The Alliance of American Football – the Ebersol version of the XFL – is scheduled to start its season one week after Super Bowl LIII.
    • In case you’ve forgotten, it’s an eight team, ten week league.
      • Oh, and all the teams have names now: (these are also the first week matchups)
        • Atlanta Legends & Orlando Apollos
        • San Diego Fleet & San Antonio Commanders
          • because “San Diego Commanders” would have been TOO perfect for DFO.
        • Memphis Express & Birmingham Iron
        • Salt Lake Stallions & Arizona Hotshots

Finally, it appears the Patriots have…Sorry, let me rephrase this in the local vernacular:

  • FACK! IT APPEAHS THAT YOU-AH CAN’T NO LONGAH SHOW THE PATS OPPONENT HOW YOU-AH REALLY FEEL! FACKIN’ GOODELL’S MAKIN’ THA GAME SAWFTA!!

  • Patriots fans, however, come out on two sides:

   

  • Reggie Bush seems to have the appropriate take on all this:


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Brewers at Dodgers – 9:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet
  • NHL:
    • Canucks at Penguins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Coyotes at Wild – 8:00PM | NBCSN
  • NBA:
    • 76ers at Celtics – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
    • Thunder at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • International Friendly Soccer:
    • U.S. vs. Peru – 8:00PM | ESPN2
  • WWE:
    • Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
      • It’s “Smackdown 1000”, so there’s going to be returning vets & surprises galore!

Hey, without realizing it, the NBA regular season opens tonight.

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Good night.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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clint greasewood
clint greasewood

October 16, 1968

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

October 16, 2006

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Chris Henry approved

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Well I think they are both at fault here and should apologize.” – someone suffering from “economic anxiety”

clint greasewood
clint greasewood

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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I hope they made sure to drape the right CSA flag over his coffin.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Eat shit Machado. That was dirty.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It really was.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay major props to the Dodger organic for playing the opening riff to “When the Music’s Over”.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Me: [Walking back into the living room and muttering] I hope Peyton Manning gets an ice pick through his fucking forehead.

Roommate Commander: …Because of the new Nationwide commercials?

Me: New Nationwide commercials?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I KNOW I ALREADY VOTED FOR IT I WANT TO +1 IT TWICE

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I, for one, enjoy Peypey’s commercials.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

His fake folksiness hurts my brain like the result of hundreds of dump offs to tiny, White receivers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Anybody still watching?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Of course. BREW CREW!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Fufu!

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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blaxabbath

Oh jeez .

https://www.milehighreport.com/platform/amp/2018/10/16/17986114/von-miller-arizona-cardinals-kick-their-ass?__twitter_impression=true

They will but how much is Joseph to blame vs Elway for the way DEN has wasted this SB caliber defense?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Both have had a big hand in it; remember Elway hired Vance. Three really high QBs (Tebow wasn’t Elway’s doing) sets any team back. Miller must be PISSED, he’s never trash talked like this before a game.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

More relevant today than when it was released.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I love how in 15 years we’ve gone from people online saying “nuclear war is bad” to “Please, God, just end it already.”

Senor Weaselo

It’s pronounced nookular!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m listening to strangers talking about the sugar free haribo gummi Amazon reviews as if it’s groundbreaking literature. I hate people.

ballsofsteelandfury

Which Westside vegan coffee place are you at?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Picking up a slice of pie from HIHO

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Is that on 2nd Street in Santa Monica by the Promenade? I’m not sure, but 20 years ago that used to be a porno movie theater.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Yum

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit, that’s right!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Pink Pussycat

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Explains why all the desserts are cream pies.

ballsofsteelandfury

HIHO? A Korean pie shop?

If you want pie, go to House of Pies on Vermont. Or wait until the new one opens in Venice.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Burger joint across the street from sugarfish in Santa Monica

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, I just figured it out. Btw, Brick is right. The Laemmle used to be a porno theater back in the day…

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

No, the Laemmle and the Pink Pussycat were two different buildings. Actually I think the Pink Pussycat became a Buca di Beppo Italian restaurant.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

And Santa Monica Pier was loaded with junkies.

ballsofsteelandfury

Fletch was based on reality.

ballsofsteelandfury

I defer to you on that. I do remember the theater, just not the exact location. I assumed the Laemmle took it over because the infrastructure was already there.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

There was some glorious grunge back then. All gone.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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No idea what you are talking about.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

More people need to yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at assholes in public.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Karen Silkwood?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You kilt da Women’s Prison Movie Fetish Boner.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t give a fuck about the NLCS outcome on the face of things, but I attended a game at Miller Park in 2011 so I guess I’ll root for Brewers as I have a souvenir mug in my cupboard. Also, if it pisses off rich powerful TV exec’s, especially Fox, for a small market team getting in to the WS, I’m all for it. Plus fuck the Dodgers for displacing the Hispanic neighborhood and fucking over the residents with their underpriced buyouts when they built the stadium in Chavez Ravine back in the 50s.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Yep. It’s no big secret.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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blaxabbath

Just watching trailer park boys while the baby is passed out on me. Why do Canadiens called it an LC?

ballsofsteelandfury

Man, the Doyers are some whiny little bitches aren’t they?

I don’t like their attitude at all.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I haven’t seen that much candy flying around since Jamarcus Russell’s overcoat exploded at the candy convention.

ballsofsteelandfury

What an asshole. The candy didn’t give up that run!!

Why take it out on precious candy jug?!?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That kid has a future in politics.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey…youtube is back. Let’s all jerk off for google.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

4. Wedding is just far enough away that I felt more comfortable staying the night before, so I crashed with the groom. we already had the bachelor party, so we just sat around playing video games like a couple of kids, which was fitting given our relationship. he’s better at virtually every single game in the world, cept smash brothers. I havent played in years but I kicked his ass as kirby.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh, screw it. One more. I would wreck that chick…..

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I gotta go watch some zombies now.
But call me, Alexa. You know the number. It’s on the restraining order.
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Brocky

I’m not sure your sister likes you referreing to her kids as zombie.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Joke’s on you. I don’t have a sister.

theeWeeBabySeamus

But I do daily deal with my brother’s kids and grandkids since he’s incarcerated for life.

Nope, not joking.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Here in TX, a life sentence could simply mean the cops found three marijuana seeds and a quarter inch roach in his car ashtray back in 1979.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Murder and Conspiracy to commit.
If I’d had my way, he’d have gotten a lethal injection.

And if he ever does manage to beat the system and get out, I’ll be waiting for him. He won’t last 2 hours on the outside once I get my hands around his throat.

For now, however, my mother still loves him. So I have to keep that to myself.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Wow, that’s about on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from my hypothetical scenario.

theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s a bad person. To say the least.
And he better hope parole doesn’t find him.

I WILL kill him if he ever gets out.
Already tried once on the inside during a visit. They really should have plexiglass, so it really wasn’t my fault as much as theirs.

Senor Weaselo

THIS TWBS I CALL HIM MICHAEL CORLEONE BECAUSE, well, I’ll end it there, as your mom sounds wonderful/hilarious and I hope she has many more years left in her.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Someone page Hippo. This is something I would legitimately bet on.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

My money’s on hexadecaroon.

nomonkeyfun

His DNA or the genetic material they find in his-

/Alert, your brain has shut down to prevent a fatal exception error. Please reboot in 8 hours.

Spur
Spur

Finally putting to bed that “your born gay” gene theory.

Spur
Spur

Gordon Hayward managed to not break his leg tonight. Progress.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Sigh

Spur
Spur

Liveleak is still up

Spur
Spur
Redshirt

The comments are great.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She became Negan so gradually I didn’t even notice….

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Spur
Spur

she’s clean shaven too.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, waxed anyway.

Gratliff

That’s cause you weren’t listening to her political takes

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope, you’re right.
I try to not listen to most people’s political takes. It only complicates life.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Since we are gettin’ all sexy….

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Zinke’s hiring standards for park rangers are about what you would expect.

nomonkeyfun

We can’t have those brown bears looting picinic baskets. If the polar bears want to rescue a few from the leftists that mooch off public facilities that would be proper objectivist behavior.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Zipperhead.

That’s a funny word.

nomonkeyfun

Fucking youtube. I shouldn’t be working this late at night. Then they go and blame the problems on me and my brethren.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She has clean feet. This is not a bad thing.

nomonkeyfun

Rex wuz here.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

And if not….. no big deal…..

Spur
Spur

If she takes care of her feet, she takes care of everything.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice…..

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ballsofsteelandfury

OH MY!

Redshirt

Help! No YouTube! I only have my mind to keep myself company. My mind isn’t a nice place to be in.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I had to find teh muzak. Fuck you youtube.

http://www.accuradio.com

It’s free n junk. And I’m impressed by the playlists so far by genre.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This turned into Sexy Tuesday so fast, I didn’t even……. never mind.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m bored. And kinda horny foar Alexa.
HEY YOU SHUT UP.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Spur
Spur

too lazy to look up. who scored for USA?

Horatio Cornblower

White guy. Red hair.

Best I can do.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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The only reason I’d watch that soccer friendly mentioned below.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

A real “friendly”

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