It was a fairly good run, wasn’t it? “The Curse of Thursday Night Football” that had descended last year had lost its way for most of 2018. Well, it’s back and it’s taking no prisoners tonight. So shutter your windows, bar the doors and maybe explore other entertainment options. There’s the NHL (It’s the Penguins vs. the Leafs, co-starring a bathtub full of announcer’s saliva!), the NBA (Lebron, he’s a Laker!) and the MLB (Will the Sawkz close out?). NCAA Football (A bunch of states play each other with Stanford thrown in) Hmmm. Somehow I think I’ll end up watching the travesty unfold in Arizona. TO THE GAME!
Broncos/Cards:
These squadoos each have no fear that the phrase ‘playoff contention’ will be linked with them in a serious way this season. It’s full ahead at all possible speed on the rails of mediocrity for these two. There’s a few fellas that might not around for the full ride though. Internet noise says that Arizona OC Mike McCoy (who, in his long and glorious career has never had a top 15 rushing attack, ever) is a distant memory by tomorrow afternoon. Not to be outdone, the buzz surrounding Denver insists that Vance Joseph is walking a tightrope and will be soon taking a fall. Surprisingly, the Cards signing of Kendall Wright-the goal of which was to shore up a very poor passing game-is all for naught just two weeks into his reign. He gone. This is the sort of fallout that occurs when teams have but 3 wins in a combined 12 tries.
Do your best.
now Freeman gives a shit about scoring TDs. What an asshole,
Okay I’ve been insisting that the Raiders are the worst team in the NFL but they have got nothing on the Arizona Cardinals.
No way this team beats the 2017 Browns.
Usually when a black guy drives that fast through Arizona, they ask for your papers!
35-3. Just lovely!
Cross dressing Charlie makes total sense.
he identifies as a woman…when he poops
No one is this bad at anything
Evening lizard people, I’m on I-95, Padre Weaselo’s driving my car because after looking for parking for 40 minutes this morning I almost went crazy. Approximately Senorita Weaselo got a recap of it and hasn’t told me to stay away just yet, so I’m doing okay. Anything interesting happen?
Lenny Dykstra’s going to be living with Buddy soon! Now to hide the copper buttplugs…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MabLtuTpDw8
He should’ve just stuck with car washes. Fucking putz.
Buddy’s shack out back is its own republic!
How’s the slot? 90-degrees?
hit’em with the hine
Hello Robin…
HOO HOO KRISTIN
THIS GAME I CALL IT A TRAVELING DONKEY SHOW BECAUSE THESE HORSES ARE GIVING IT HARD TO ARIZONIANS
about time Buddy had the banner back…
Also Tide ads are becoming a new cancer.
Dilly dilly!
Pete Carroll tried to tell us.
Idea for a rule change: Each team gets 5 punts per game that they can use like timeouts. Once they run out then they have to go for it. There would be even more fun scoring on botched field position, Andy Reid would have another thing on his plate to mismanage, and we’d get to see the occasional shitty team make a rare gritty comeback instead of just punting fifty times in a game.
Limit it to 4 and I’m in.
Fuck it, let’s make it 3. Even good teams will have to go for it then.
I’m still in favor of some sort of ten run rule.
How about a catch that the punts cannot be returned (nor fair caught). That way you’d get to see some 80 yard punts and stuff.
Also that would mean you’d see more fake punts and quick kicks.
I see nothing wrong with this.
Deep slant to Sanders after the break!
Damn …
There’s a far randier short out there “inspired” by this movie, not like I’ve actually seen it or anything.
Benwickere!
Me: It’s almost Dickensian.
Mr. Nel: Need defensive trickery? Call Benwickere!
Both of us in unison: Budda Baker and Benwickere, Attorneys At Law!
(We’re both really tired.)
Hehehe
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Also, if you want a toe, he can get you a toe.
OK, settle down, Walter.
@rockingdog
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OK, I guess he’s napping now.
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Me during the beans-heavy portion of my summer diet.
and you people mock me for watching the NBA.
Prefer wrestling for my scripted athletics
yup, the NBA is less-honest about it pro rasslin’
I would watch re-runs of this over the NBA finals.
Kind of have to agree with Hippo here, except now that DFO has the Nets beat covered I will be paying attention.
Economy Dennis is extremely cringeworthy.
let us know when you get to soy boy beta cuck!!
Just got there. Fantastic.
that whole 7-8 minute sequence was just jaw-dropping. PEAK SUNNY
trying to understand why this is a funny:
I don’t know whether to be horrified or delighted.
Because they’re in Bosch’s Hell?
As are the rest of us.
I think we’re ALL in hell now. It’s the only way to explain things.
Fun fact: Bosch’s “The Harrowing of Hell” is owned by the Indianapolis Museum of Art.
I guess it’s because I’ve been in South Texas for over 40 years, but it really annoys me when white people say “Porto Rico.” It’s Puerto, pronounced “pwayr-toe.”
Fucking Gringos…
/Has a skin tone that makes Andy Dalton look well tanned
You’re not wrong. You’re almost transparent, in fact.
😛
We prefer bioluminescent.
True, also nobody outside of the Coastal Bend can make a breakfast taco worth a shit. I got one here in Virginia yesterday, the damned thing was packed with so much cilantro that I wanted to light one end of it then pass it to the guy sitting next to me.
Would examine Rosen for a lobotomy
We might see the Giraffe!!
How is there still 10 mins left in the 2nd?
Holy shit.
gang hey im taking a photography class for school. Its 8 weeks long. Think I can buy a digital camera then use it for my class then return it after im done? this is a thing that normal people do, right?
these cameras are like $300… yikes!
30 days is the usual return policy… So if you do it twice, you should be fine!
I’d recommend different stores.
Hahahaha. Or that.
I witnessed Papa Commander return a used toothbrush to Costco, successfully. I was raised for this question.
Costco will take back anything at any time.
I was reading a great thread about Costco returns. The contender for biggest pieces of shit are the multiple people who’d brought in the fully consumed except for the bones of the rotisserie chicken. Also, people who brought in just a bit of a big-ass pie. So long as there’s an identifiable amount of the product, or packaging, Costco will accept anything for return. They do keep track and apparently they won’t renew memberships for egregious offenders.
No.
But if you take care of it, you can probably sell it used for about 2/3’s value. Just don’t get it wet and don’t drop it.
When was the last time an NFL squadron hit 70?
Rosen’s gonna end up the night with three pick-sixes, two more ints, three sacks, a concussion, and a botched circumcision.
Mazel tov!
Guess he didn’t “make the cut”.
There’s still over ten minutes left in the half.
At this rate we’ll be done around, what, 11:35 or so?
West Coast time.
yea ill take redsox vs astros over that shitty thursday night NFL game!
Arizona should just start taking knees
the ASU game is down the street.
This Texan (not by birth) has spent the last week in Virginia Beach, two weeks to go. Stuck in a hotel room watching mediocre footballing, at least Sunday had a good game with ‘murica’s team beating a team that just owned the Patriots. I go to great personal lengths to make Cowboy’s victories seem abnormally significant.
Have you been quarantined? This is actually ideal beach weather on the East Coast, if you hate ppl like I does.
Pretty chilly for the beach right now…don’t want any shrinkage issues whilst sporting my snazzy board shorts.
Crazy Eyez having trouble reading the play sheet, I bet.
Wonder how much ARI will have to give up to get Derek Andersen from BUF…
I love how many empty seats there are behind home plate in Houston.
You mean asshat Marlins man didn’t show?
He probably up on the concourse signing autographs for the troops.
ah mean, they’s FOOTBAW on teevee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOB4j3D_mD0
DEN should have put Kirk DOWN on that fair catch.
BEST football video game ever!!
By the time this loaded on my screen, it already had 2 likes.
I don’t remember that video game
The guy trying to steer it, then just bailing out still cracks me up.
“Meh, fuck it”
Beat me to it.
When was this?
2013
https://deadspin.com/danny-amendolas-father-sues-cowboys-stadium-over-runaw-472530419
Yup.
I’m getting 93-02 Bengals flashbacks here, guys. That’s a place I don’t want to revisit.
I mean I saw a guy False Start by falling on his face. The RB was in a two point stance, he started falling forward and because he didn’t want to get flagged, he held the stance until he hit the ground.
I’m not making that up. That actually happened and I don’t want to go back there!
Do you still poke a Lee Suggs voodoo doll?
No joke, I was damn near inserting DEN’s D this week and I thought, “no no, Rosen isn’t going to let this offense get absolutely embarrassed this week.”
I almost started AZ in one league, and actually had them ahead of Shitty Clippers in waiver priority in other (just didn’t get them).
Dirty motherfucker
He falled down Hippo
Fucking wow
It’ll all be worth it if they bring in Herm Edwards for the postgame presser.
ASU’s right down the street.
Shit, they might hire him at halftime.
Rosen? This looks like TEBOW TIME.
/give him a call he’s waiting by the phone
A friend saw him playing triple A based ball this summer
/except only one of them is going to HAYYYYELLLL
//Teebs for being a Homer Sexual ,, obvs
Damn, every time the baseball game goes to commercial I find that Denver has scored another touchdown.
Could be Kansas City.
Getting murdered by cougars in 4k is gonna be so fun
As long as you don’t have to blow one up with a stick of dynamite in this one to advance a quest, I will be very happy.
Sit down, turn the game on and youngest asks for math help,with rates. Every time I look up from a question Denver had scored.
/wrote game over as an answer
Why is the NFL team playing against a FCS team?
I think the Cardinals are NAIA.
That’s not Our Lady of the Lake’s uniforms?
Nice extended Sparky cheerleaders shot, I flip over and He-mannuel Sanders is going in for 7.
HIPPO SMIRE
I’m catching up on Sunny. I assume I’m not missing much with this game?
It’s 28-3 at the beginning of the 2nd qtr. You’re making the right choice.
It starts strong and keeps up the pace. I like what they did with last nights.
it’s a truly magnificent season (as much as I am enjoying this snuff film)
It’s been fantastic so far.
i bet Buck hits Troy at during halftime.
Would rather watch that then the game
They just crawled into the booth from the world’s saddest gangbang.