It’s about time we saw the greatness that is Cody Kessler! He actually didn’t play that badly, did he? I’m not gona actually check out what the Jags braintrust said after the game but I do hope we see a Kessler run next week. Overseas, no less. I’d go over some other high/lowlights but that would mean stepping on King Hippo’s junk and I’m not the type. Nope, not me. Definitely not a junk-stepper. One last tilt to go folks… TO THE GAME!
Bengals/Chiefs:
Kansas City is scoring at a rate of 35 per game. Cincy is scoring at a lower rate. The Chiefs have a colander-centric defensive scheme that is quite generous to their opponents. The Bengalis have a wee bit of talent on their team. Here is my prediction-
Joe Mixon? He scores.
Kareem Hunt? He scores.
Tyler Boyd? He scores.
A.J. Green? He scores.
Tyler Eifert? He scores.
Tyreek Hill? He scores.
Travis Kelce? He scores.
John Ross? He doesn’t score.
Sammy Watkins? He scores.
C.J. Uzomah? He scores.
And there you have it. The scorenami ends in the Chiefs winning because that Mahomes kid just can’t be rattled. But don’t you fret-I’ve got faith in Andy Reid and his Gawd-given ability to undermine the talent at his disposal, no matter what level. It won’t happen tonight but somewhere down the road there will be diagrams scribbled on sweaty, marinara-stained napkins. Those napkins will ensure that the Chiefs don’t even sniff the success due them. It’s The Andy Reid Way.
Smoke ’em if ya got ’em. Otherwise, treat yourself to an ice cream sandwich.
If I know underwear like that, she almost certainly still has a wedgie, despite the frontal position
It’s officially “Fuck it I’m making cocoa” time. In fairness if I wasn’t apparently catching a cold it would be green apple cider time but that’ll have to wait until after work Tuesday night. (Because as of now I’m only teaching two days a week.)
Can’t believe I’m saying this but I added too much cinnamon.
Either dilute, or try putting a potato in it
I mean it was still fine, I drank it. It was just not as smooth as I would’ve liked it.
/Does a Reaper test for House of Pain eventually because fucking dumb
Oh good, none of those are me
I repeat, Quotables results are up!
See who got their name in the paper this week!
For a good reason, for once…
Rick and Morty time I think
can we add the function to see who upvoted our comment? Trivial but….
Trust me, we all want it, but there are technical difficulties that have prevented that from happening.
I WILL UPVOTE THIS.
At least my sleeper pick, Sex Panthers, are still alive.
— Bill Cosby
Just lost a 7 team parlay on Reid going for it on 4th and 4 at the 6 up 45-10. Fuck everything.
God hates you. Would you like to watch Basketball with me?
I’m gonna smoke weed and listen to World War One atrocity documentaries.
hardcore history WWI podcast? I’ve listened to that 3-5 times now.
I love that series.
Hasnt he suffered enough?
To be fair, if the Bengals had sucked less that would have won it for you too. There’s PLENTY of people to blame.
Did you change the Chargers bet?
No. I lost that parlay. So at 12:30, I put in another one. Would’ve paid $75 on a $3 stake. All I had left was ATL (-190) to win, and NYG/ATL OVER 52.5.
I am unthrilled with Andy Reid right now.
Bummer. I’m guessing you had the OVER…
I’ll watch baseball on Tuesday. Los Dodgers are the pick right?
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It is utter bullshit that Japan gets these good ass candies
These are the REAL issues that could unite America
Can’t see any way eating chocolate bars with pieces of corn in them could be unappealing
Who doesnt need the extra fiber?
I had a butter Kit-Kat once that was amazing, I trust them to do sweet corn right
Going down the rabbit hole. The actual fuck is going on with Kit Kat in Japan?
They do loads of special edition and seasonal packs, plus just having lots more flavors on the reg than we do
They don’t have time to fuck or sleep, so the least they can have in the 20 hours away from home is a treatie treat.
I’m sad we never saw Romo with the current Dallas D and Zeke……….the mind wanders.
My twitter feed is now just full of degenerate gamblers RAGING at the fat man
arguably, he should have done similar things a whole two drives ago
QUOTABLES RESULTS ARE UP!
Best episode is when they went to Morocco.
100% agreed
Andy Reid will always fuck you somehow
throw it to Watkins!
Garlic powder or gtfo
Artichokes on pizza is awesome.
‘Barely got beat by the Steelers a couple weeks ago’
LOL
I bet he’s just like, SUPER NORMAL in conversation!
apple user, proceed with caution
Nothing says personal liberty like not being allowed to fix shit you buy
This is my favorite comment ever.
Marino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu8q3363qTk
Congratulations Minnesota on that wild finish on the absolute last play of the playoffs
tons of time for AJ Green to get 3 TDs and throw 1 TD pass.
I wonder how many times Michelle told the driver he should have turned right.
Please Dalton. One more TD.
those magic undies work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=31&v=yFpQuXRbdx8
The fuck did that cougar not just immediately maul her?
it’s a dog.
the Mountain Lion just ate 2 dogs and just wanted to sleep.
Golly, now might be a good time to sit the starters maybe?
No! need more Mahomesdowns
This is why panties should be outlawed.
WHAT?
Shanked it!
Andy’s gonna call a statue of liberty play from his own 1 to lose in the divisional round.
That is what I tell myself to get to sleep at night.
Tomorrow’s Giants and Falcons game might be fun for all the wrong reasons
1-5 at 2-4? Should be a gem.
Did I read somewhere that this was originally an afternoon game that got flexed to this evening? Whoops.
Loved that show.
Next time I’m drunk I plan on impulse purchasing it off Amazon
my best friend and I did all our improv skits in junior high drama class based on Young Ones premises
Andy Reid’s after game celebration.
gee, who asked for something from the “writing genius” behind True Blood, but without the graphic sex, violence, or profanity? That should be a real hoot.
Hey! One of the DFO policies is not to show gore and tragedy!!
Need Cincy to score so KC will keep Mahomes & KHunt in.
How the fuck are you doing? I just spent the last 2 hours in the ER with a dislocated shoulder from hockey. 0/10. Would not recommend.
But I’m in the money for GAMBLOR. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
get some pills at least?
Unfortunately no
They pop it back in and give you some pain pills? Welcome!
NO! just Tylenol
I’m shocked to hear that owners don’t care about player safety. Or Collinsworth hiding their names.
-Anonymous NFL owner
Ha ha “anonymous” yeah right we all know it was Mark Davis
So we kinda looked forward to this game, this means the dreaded Falcons/Gigantes will be awesome, right?
I appreciate the optimism. But we’ll at least get more Manning face.
Define ‘awesome’
With the way this weekend is going, that’ll be the game that finally knocks me out of our suicide pool.
Don’t do it!! There is still joy in life!
Plus drowning is not a good way to go.
In a car wreck sorta way?
Fallon is everything I hate.
He’s everything I’m meh about.
I feel bad for you that your hate range is so limited.
/perhaps I should feel good for you
My FF scoring window has an ad for “The American Cannabis Summit” featuring John Fucking Boehner
Fucking hospital ball
Current mood:
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=TyWVaZsUQjc
almost time for another cincy FG attempt
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!