No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week. In fact, frankly, it’s worse. Nor am I planning to tell you about it.
But God, this is me tWBS….
It would really help things out, and speed things along, if you’d open up a gigantic sinkhole and swallow up most of my family.
(He’s not gonna do it…he hates me)
((Jerk))
Yeah, like that wasn’t already going to happen. You don’t scare me, you pussy. And you better sure as shit hope that’s the direction I go. If Peter makes a clerical error and I get through those gates, Imma track you down and kick your ass you shithead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMaVii7nnj4
(I’ll take “Blasphemy” for $400 Alex)
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Spooky Spooky
OK, it’s almost Halloween. So I gotta do this this week. Next week will be too late. So of course, it is…
Costumes and Cosplay Week!!!!!
We’ll get to that after TWiDFO and tonight’s sports choices.
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This Week in DFO
Wow. All of you really did some good stuff this week. I mean seriously, you guys are the best. If I was gay, I’d kiss you all full on the mouth. Probably, with tongue.
(did I just say that out loud?)
But this week, the Employee of the Week award has to go to Scotchnaut. He anchored every one of the NFL open threads this week. Dude works his ass off for us.
Even if he is a stinking Canadian who roots foar Syracuse in basketball.
(jeez dude, we need to talk)
((and you shut up Jim Boeheim and go pick your nose some moar))
But Scotchy is definitely this week’s….
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Sports Which Will Scare You 2Nite
World Series
- Red Sox @ Dodgers (Game 3, Sox up 2-0) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FOX
NHL
- Jets @ Red Wings – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NHLN
NBA
- Warriors @ Knicks – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
- Wizards @ Kings – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV
NCAA Footy
- LaTech @ FAU – 6:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- daU @ BC – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Indiana @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
- Wyoming @ Colorado State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- (23)Utah @ UCLA – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
And of course, if UCLA is playing tonight, this is obligatory…
(oh relax I’m just kidding because of the Halloween thing)
((I’d never really push ’em down the stairs….as far as you know))
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Sexy Costumingz
(And as seems to sometimes happen, I may or may not know one of these ladies personally…so as always, be nice.)
Enjoy….
And last, but most certainly not least….this young lady can float my boat anytime…
I’m certain that if Eiza Gonzalez ever met me, she’d like me. For about two minutes. Fortunately, that’s all I’d need.
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Now THAT’S Scary
Have a great weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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is this ONE of ur sexbots??
I was in the mom and pop liquor store nearest me today and spotted a bottle of Glenmorangie Original 10 in a gift box with two stainless(?) cups. It was priced at $37. I should have bought it ’cause that’s cheap, right?
Dixie brand or GTFO!!
https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/glenmorangie/glenmorangie-10-year-old-the-original-whisky/
They don’t deliver to the US or Canada and I doubt they deliver anywhere for free.
Yeah, I think delivery depends on each state in the us, and requires in person signature/pickup. Price seems to line up with 37 at the store though.
SAVE FERRIS, I mean SAVE WALKER
Sex bot list:
5) Liz Hurley (with authentic accent)
4) Elle McPherson (with authentic accent)
3) Veronica from Riverdale
2) Fem-bot from Austin Powers
1) Kathy Ireland circa 1980s
I have some bad news…
Already taken?
Didn’t Liz Hurley turn out to be a fem-bot in one of those movies?
Noap. Not that I remember.
they were bad movies, easy 2 forget
yeah, just buy the extended warranty for one
JV Miami is just turrrrrible
THIS MIAMI QB I CALL HIM ANNIE ‘CAUSE HE JUST GOT RAG-DOLLED!
/better than a movie
Well shit, it’s Raggedy Ann not Annie.
Non-Winnipeg goalie Ilya Bryzgalov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT9r8813oyo
Some highlight quote fo the lazy:
“…I like jokes, I like be funny…”
“…solar system is so humongous you know…”
“I love parks.”
SexBot List
1. Jenna Coleman
2. Ana de Armas
3. Victoria Justice
4. Katie Nolan
5.Jessica Alba (2000’s Edition)
Name me 5 sex bots better than Katie Nolan; you can’t.
you keep your octopus. you made your bed.
I didn’t consider the part where the octo-bot has to be kept in a giant salt water tank at all times…
1) Delores from Westworld (black dress killer version)
2) Naomi Watts
3) Lana Rhoades
4) Salma Hayek
5) Elle MacPherson
I support this list…in order.
Stephanie Seymour
Emma Thompson (1990s)
Alison brie
Kate Hepburn
Maddow (if we can ensure they will be straight or bi-sexbots.)
Emma Thompson
nice sleeper pick
secret wildcat
1. Ann Margaret (Viva Las Vegas version)
2. Britteny White
3. Gina Lolabrigita
4. Bailey Quarters from WKRP
5. A young Dame Judy Dench
Sorry change 5 to Denise Milani
Bailey! Damned fine pick.
/am kicking mahself for missing Brita Perry
What is the warantee on these? How about clean-up?
Did you know that Mookie Betts once bowled a 300 game?
Good to see a Boston athlete finally have some success.
I would buy a print of that for the office. Let’s see ’em fire a guy who hangs THAT on display!
they didnt fire this guy for delivering pizzas in this
I saw the pizza joint manager quoted as saying the guy was a good delivery driver and good drivers are hard to find. I slung pie through college, and the guy is right.
Huh. Would have assumed candlepin bowling, but nope – regular bowls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ekHFEh1LU
snowflaek alert in Bahstahn (JV NFL)
She was asking for it.
Not the fluid an Asian woman expects splash her in the face.
Winnipeg, despite their lack of parks, pulls ahead on a Bfyuglien goal. Of all the Players to leave Chicago post-cup he might have been the best.
I like this post because it makes absolutely no sense to me.
Well you see, there was once a goalie named Bryzgalov…
Why you heff be mad?
Bryzgalov/Khabibulin would’ve been an all-time
franchiselocation goalie duo.I was thinking same, as I often do about incredibly detailed hockey musings.
I met him when he played for Prince George. Nice kid.
I built an Airfix model of the Caproni 60 when I was a kid.
Actually, no I didn’t, but would have liked to.
That’s probably how it would have ended up looking like.
More wings equals more lift, aint nobody explain that
No treadmill. Won’t take off.
I think I just saw a couple of guys kissing each other in that BMW 8 commercial. That’ll flip some folks’ shit.
DImples are cute.
c’est remarkable!
Just kill me already.
Did Herr Orangeface blame the Deep State and the Clintons for radicalizing the MAGAbomber yet?
Oh so you beleave the mainstream lie-dia that he wasnt a deep state agent himself?
He’s already out saying he’s “toned it down” so much, maybe it’s about time he “toned it up” because ppl r so unfair!!111
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-says-he-could-tone-it-up-since-media-has-been-so-unfair-to-gop
Low Energy!!
Self-serving update: I have cracked one of the Summer scotches. The 12-year old Auchentoshan. It is making the baseball game fantastic.
[Roy Moore perks up, reads post]
[sigh]
-Roy Moore
I am not disappointed in this response. Bless you Brother Moose.
[Good people on both sides perk up.]
Oh, Auchentoshan, nevermind.
Spur got me to thinking, which 5 sexbots would you buy, in order?
/MOAR than 5 wud make yew some kind of pervert ,, obvs
I’d just get the octopus model, then I’d only need the one, your move creep.
ah love a good engineering answer
I guess being a Knick fan is alot like being a Cowboy fan.
Except a .500 season would be considered great success.
The media sucks your dick all day because youre a major market team but deep d own you know you’ll never win anything because the franchise is owned by the reincarnation of Narcissus?
Thankfully James Dolan usually forgets he owns a hockey team
Told ya the Knicks would find a way.
STOP encouraging teh NBA!!!
Just let it die.
But it was pointed out that my team was being cromulent!
I’d like to see it by the side of the interstate, holding up a sign “Will thump bass and/or ignore travelling violations FOAR food!”
You cant stop it Hippo. I suspect their are many Bi-Sport Curious DFOers.
hockey or even baseball are perfectly acceptable
Who pays for porn?
Gramps probably still has an AOL email account too.
the very….um…specific??
People who ruin jokes do both.
It’s neat when Da U Da Loses
I hate these between the batter ads mid inning.
Toulouse-Lautrec is there in spirit.
Girl With The Pearl Earring is gonna end up with a pearl necklace if she ain’t careful.
i’ll buy that sexbot.
Headache is gone, thanks.
Ah, a withdrawal from my 1976-era spank bank
Happy Friday.
I am a fucking idiot.
Really Smolts? “Irregardless’? Really?
Is he trying to outdo Buck? Sorry, I meant out-douche.
I would be very amused if the Dodgers magically became competent. Well, 1’s better than not.
Ford using a classical version of the Stones’ Paint It Black. I guess I’m missing the message.
With a meth cook as spokesman.
Former dentist too.
Knicks might steal one from the Warriors here. Warriors look hungover.
It’s the Knicks, they still have plenty of time to blow it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkEPyrRQ86k
So Florida Man is Filipino/Italian who claims he’s Seminole. Why have Fake News when you build a Fake Life for yourself.
Kill Florida.
Obligatory
Gentlemen.
You take that back!
Filthy Degenerates?
Those are amazing costumes and i’d buy each of those guys a beer in appreciation.
Folks.
For those not yet in RDR2, this is the sort of unrelenting joy you’re missing out on
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1055963272631984128
I can’t get past the syphilis minigame, wat do?
This is literally where I’m at right now
https://youtu.be/509l9asgg_Y?t=108
Do you have a twitch stream?
I don’t hate myself quite that much yet
Gratliff is a closeted Cowboy fan.
Definitely leaning toward getting that. Do I need to play RDR before 2? Or is it a different story?
It’s actually a prequel so it works
It’s FailRace but with horses! And hey you got it to all download!
I’m surprised there was no abortion joke following the pushing down the stairs bit.
I admire the restraint.
Tanahashi vs Okada in Kobe. For a whole hour? Yeah, the based ball can wait.
Is there a Yokozuma v. Heifer undercard?
blaxito LITERALLY has a don’t scare me I poop easily onesie in his drawer right now.
Ahh beer, you’re my only friend.
[looks up]
Oh, and all of you fine folk
[quietly to beer]
I didn’t mean that, but you know how they get.
Sandy Koufax looks fucking great.