Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread – Edición de Libertadores

What? Or should I say,  “¿Qué?”

Today,  in addition to the usual European league action,  we have the first leg of the Copa Libertadores Final.

To the unfamiliar,  this is the South American version of the Champions League.  While the Champions League crowns its champion in one game held at a neutral site,  the Copa Libertadores requires a Home and Away two-legged final.

The two teams in the final this year are Boca Juniors and River Plate,  both from Argentina, both from Buenos Aires, both started in the same La Boca neighborhood of Buenos Aires, and both a part of the greatest rivalry in South American sports, if not the world.

This is like Madrid-Barça, PSG-OM, or América-Chivas but in the same neighborhood with all the class,  political,  and sporting divisions those other rivalries entail.

Boca was the club of Diego Armando Maradona. It is the club of the poor working class.  It is known for the toughness of its players and for the suffocating atmosphere in its stadium,  La Bombonera (the chocolate box), the site of today’s game and named for its box-like shape that keeps in and amplifies the sound of the fiery Boca fans.

River is nicknamed Los Millonarios, the millionaires, and play their games in El Monumental,  a massive stadium (the largest in Argentina) that regularly hosts the Argentinean National Soccer Team. The fans are stereotypically upper class or wannabe upper class but in reality just as passionate and just as fierce as Boca’s.

You can see where this is going.

Books have been written about this rivalry.  If you watch one game today,  I highly recommend you watch this one. South American fútbol is crazy enough as it is,  but the intensity and emotion for this game will be at an all-time high.

Did I mention that this is the first time in history they have faced each other in the Copa Libertadores Final?

The game starts at 11 AM Pacific,  1 PM DFO time on Fox Deportes.

Here’s something to help you decide who to root for:

Las boquitas, Boca’s cheerleading squad that was, unfortunately, discontinued.
All I see is blonde butt

Here is the rest of today’s schedule (all times Pacific):

A close second for Match of the Day is the Borussia Dortmund – Bayern Munich clash on Fox Sports 2 and Fox Deportes. On any other weekend,  this is the one to watch. Luckily,  the timing works such that we can watch both,  back to back.

I think we all know which channel I’ll be tuned to all morning,  huh?

As if I needed to provide you any more motivation to watch Fox Deportes,  I present to you:

Enjoy the games!

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Don T

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Senor Weaselo

24 more hours of hype? Can’t possibly end badly…

King Hippo

At least Harry Fuckface Kane is getting rained on by the bucketload

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Dude I gotta work on my spanish. Fox deportes you now have my attention!

Fronkenshteen

Seems West Ham can’t put one past that vaunted Huddle House defense. Just fucking spiffy.

Also, who was the Bama RB who ran over Te’o on his way to the end zone on the first drive of the championship game that year. Henry? Richardson?

ETA: WOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!!

King Hippo
scotchnaut

He makes my giggle bone work.

theeWeeBabySeamus

@Hippo…

King Hippo

popped Cherry on the pitch

Senor Weaselo

There’s a Boca Juniors restaurant/steakhouse in Queens. That is all I know about them.

King Hippo

Step 1: Buy a River Plate shirt
Step 2: Go get a steak
Step 3: BotG!!

Senor Weaselo

But I like not being torn limb from limb!

King Hippo

Can I have dibs on the middle lady? She seems fun. Probably has pill coneciones.

litre_cola

If she is in to bum stuff then I am sure Balls has her marked.

King Hippo

Jamie Vardy…OFF the line??

litre_cola

/Looks for Copa in Canada. Nope
/you ready for some viruses computer?

King Hippo

Last year’s Championship viruses must be feeling pretty lonely by now.

litre_cola

Very true, don’t worry there will be next year against such world class sides as Rotherham and Bristol City….

LemonJello

/hold hand to imaginary earpiece
“I’m contractually obligated? Ok then.”

“Lesser Footy?”
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King Hippo

ah’m a River Plate man!!

/because Everton bought a player from them once, and he was a right crazy fucker

litre_cola

River Plate? Is that like catfish and crawdads? – A. Reid

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t mean to be a bad influence, but I feel like this temperance thing is actually quite good for my health. I feel very good when I wake up in the mornings and my back has been hurting less than usual.

scotchnaut

[huddle forms]

“I don’t know about this.”

“Shhhh! Keep your voice down!”

“He does contribute on a regular basis…”

“You heard him. Sober! SOBER! Consult the agreement.”

“I forgot it.”

“There’s no written agreement.”

“That’s what I forgot.”

[several rolling of eyes]

“We’re thru the looking glass here, folks. If he’s never hungover then why would he ever drink again? I’m scared. For him.”

“Leave him be. If he doesn’t come back we’ll just say he went upstate for a while. If he does come back no one will remember that he ever went away.”

“Remember what…?”

“Shhh! Here he comes..”

“Hey, RTD. What’s up? We weren’t talking about you.”

[sounds of groans]

scotchnaut

Cardiff City has to play Brighton *and* Hove Albion? That’s two against one! Just patently unfair.

litre_cola

That is why a Brighton or Hove or Albion player got sent off when he clearly got ball 1st. Refs trying to even it up smgdh.

litre_cola

Since I have given up on teh Mighty Whites I turn to see who our Young Boys will be vanquishing this week and it’s St. Gallen. That sounds like a normal name for the Swiss League.
Come on Young Boys! Wait, that doesn’t sound right.

Ian Scott McCormick

Again- and I hate to be a stickler about this- you really need to stick a comma in there when you write “Come on, Young Boys.”

litre_cola

Would that be a cumma?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That could be a perfectly innocent reference to teenagers masturbating!

King Hippo

Stick a what in where now? – Marc T., Parts Unknown

scotchnaut

In World Friendly news, Namibia is playing with itself again. Stop it, Namibia, just stop it.

Senor Weaselo

That’s how Namibia went blind!