Legacy of the Beast 2019 tour dates announced Friday!
If you didn’t read the collection of World War One pieces I published earlier today, please consider this a reminder to go out to a Remembrance Day / Veteran’s Day ceremony tomorrow, as it will mark exactly 100 years since the guns fell silent in Europe, ending World War One.
Or don’t. You do you.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN-US
- Golden Knights at Canadiens – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Sens at Bolts – 7:00PM | City
- Flames at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- Rockets at Spurs – 8:30PM | TSN2 / NBATV
- NCAA:
- Auburn at Georgia – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Miami at Georgia Tech – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- South Florida at Cincinnati – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Florida State at Notre Dame – 7:30PM | NBC
- Texas at Texas Tech – 7:30PM | FOX
- Clemson at Boston College – 8:00PM | ABC
- California at Southern California – 10:30PM | ESPN
- UNLV at San Diego State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
- Colorado State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
- UFC:
- UFC Fight Night: “Korean Zombie” Chan Sung Jung vs. Yair Rodriguez – From Denver
- Prefight – 7:00PM | FS1
- Prelims – 8:00PM | FS1
- Main event – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
- UFC Fight Night: “Korean Zombie” Chan Sung Jung vs. Yair Rodriguez – From Denver
- Rugby:
- 2019 Rugby World Cup Qualifying:
- Canada vs. Kenya – 6:50AM | TSN
- 2019 Rugby World Cup Qualifying:
Enjoy your weekend, everyone. REMEMBER THE FALLEN!
I still can’t get my head wrapped around the fact that we still have troops in Kosovo. When I first went to work for the USAF, I traveled to Aviano AB in Italy, just as they were ramping up for the attack on Serbia. Lots of cool aircraft present. 19.5 years ago.
Didn’t Bill Clinton deny Kosover?
Before the rooster crowed, he denied ‘er three times.
Well, you guys have over 700 bases, so, there’s going to be a few overlapped countries. What’s wild to me is that there are now second generation soldiers serving in the same posts that their father did 12+ years ago in Iraq
US military is more heavily entrenched worldwide than Coca-Cola or McDonald’s.
Getting paid AND a three-course dinner with filet mignon? Solid gig I had tonight.
Your life is trending way the fuck up Senor!
Enjoy!
I’m going to Soldier Field tomorrow, does that count as a veterans day outing?
Only if you blow a sailor in the men’s room.
Filthy buggers going port to port.
The doughboys are where it’s at.
Support the troops.
While serving as First Lord of the Admiralty in 1913, during an argument with some Royal Navy admirals who accused him of having impugned the traditions of the Royal Navy, Winston Churchill responded: ‘And what are they? They are rum, sodomy and the lash’.
All contained ON ONE WEBSITE!
Paging Buddy!
you will SPREAD WORD of Hippo’s Glorious Prophecy, yes?
Saw an exhibit of album covers reimagined. This one’s for twbs
ESPN has a lot of nerve trying to sell Giants-49ers on MNF.
Barkley! Beckham! The second coming of Joe Montana!
“Monday Night Football: At Least its not Monday Night Raw!”
Monday Night Football take the Niners for the easiest cash ever!
Can you sell that?
WW1 was just the trial run for WW2.
Some say WW2 was just a continuation of WW1, the interwar years were just a breather.
“This is not a peace. It is an armistice for twenty years.” – Ferdinand Foch regarding the Treaty of Versailles
Or to never take a breath.
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Regional conflict and imperial aggression were the war fluffers.
In keeping with the Great War motif, I wish I had the photoshop skillz needed to graft a different person’s face on to this.
OOOK is offended by this caricature, as he and his brethren are peaceful folk until provoked in defending themselves.
“Vince Wilfork?!”
-Jerry Richardson (or basically any nfl owner)
“OOOK way better shape!”
I just realized that the image I posted breaks the rule here about the fully bared female breast.
HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE! WILL ALLOW.
Sort of…
I REALLY hope he banged her LIKE NO ONE ELSE HAS.
Part of me wishes he’d be the type of guy who is faithful. On the other hand, when you’ve been blessed with his skills, you think you can enjoy the perks that come with it.
Ok, him and his wife DPed her with the use of a strap-on; I’m not here to judge what happens after the photo-shoot.
As the naval toilet graffiti used to opine, “The Lieutenant’s wife is quite responsive once you get past the used part.”
The resemblance between poster and magazine cover is pretty eerie.
Damn! Is 22 seconds too much time?
“I got this!” — Not Mahomes.
We just need two Hail Marys! It’s still good! It’s still good!!
My buddy’s wife was at the game, but I’m willing to bet she was one of those who departed when Tech was down 34-17.
I’m sorry for his loss.
OOOOOOOOOOOOH….. she left the game! Well, that’s a relief.
Bring on Dicker!
or…
Well, he did get the XP
Glad you were warming up for your line, though. DFO salutes your service!
Aw, I thought Colorado State’s coach was going to choke out a ref for a second.
“Illegal Procedure.” is his safe word.
This is most likely a complete myth; but I’d like it not to be”
So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.
To reiterate.
This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.
DELICIOUS.
AMERICA! Teh Story of Us
GO FOR TWO! THAT ALWAYS WORKS!!
—OSU Cowboys
SUDDEN WEIRD LUBBOCK!
Cosbies hung 59 on the JV 500s. That’ll leave a mark.
DONKS WOO!!
John Elway’s ass is nicer than I expected.
Not that I think about John Elway’s ass.
As far as you know.
#SuppleYetFirm
As a fan of both video games and footing balls, I don’t know why NFL gear in Fortnie feels evil and wrong, but that’s definitely my first reaction. At least they kept the love story.
Browsing the lines hey the Cavs suck and they’re playing my Bulls and they suck too.
Over/ under was 212.
Final was 99-98 Bulls.
Gamblor the merciful.
It’s party time up in this motherfucker!
Sorry honey, it’s been a while.
Shit’s gettin’ weird in Lubbock. (Pro Tip: Shit ALWAYS gets weird in Lubbock, especially after dark.)
Yep, seems about right.
Classic college football, 12 games on and they all blowouts
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It doesn’t matter what I was searching for; that’s kinda odd phrasing.
I remember two things from my stint at McD’s when I was in high school: I never washed my hands and I never wore gloves. That good boy is gonna be shared with every subsequent customer.
Meh, he’s probably cleaner than the person driving.
Yes, by far/
Woof Woof. Go Dawgs!!!
/Checks Clemson score
Come on BC, you can do this.
Ron Howard: They didn’t.
found a funny:
4th and 50. NO SHIT
JV NFL BLITZ!
Well, it all worked out!
Insufficient Prague Spring for Aubie. And could the booth have a MOAR obvs boner for Son of Clem? CHRIST.
How shitty is Da U? Passing TD: Georgia Tech
Holy shit, you gotta be kidding.
Aubie WOO!!!!
Putin’s favourite Congress-puppet-no-puppet-ur-teh-puppet is officially kaput!
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/rouda-defeats-rohrabacher
You know it’s legit, because those are fo sho dogshit Pennsyltucky roads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hgTjjM7tZ8
Gus Malzahn always looks like the kinda guy who might snap and go in and shoot up the student cafeteria someday.
As is his God and 2nd Amendment given right. – the NRA
Guns Up!! say what is clock management? SOUNDS QUEER!
BC looks to have fallen on hard times, can’t even afford helmet decals anymore.
Fox using Geto Boys as their bumper music. WCS approves!
goddamn homey!
Utah’s helmets have golden wings?? on the side this week
National
Communists
Against
Athletes
Interesting that Aubie is one of my favs, and BC is not. But I’m having to root the other way on both tonight to try to get UGa back in the playoff hunt.
I need a drink.
Although the choice of BC over Clemson ain’t really all that difficult.
I missed a touched down somewhere, it seems?
Yeah, me too.
Dammit BC!!!!
If they get over 14, Molly McGrath will finger herself on live teevee!
I have sausage, peppers and onions frying up right now and a split hogie roll toasting in another skillet. Soon I will trow on-a some gravy and grate-a some romano and BAM! Delicioso!
Aubie needed to call timeout there, so UGA couldn’t be risky on 4th and 3.
ahem
I was OK with it.
dagnabbit, we needs ONE competitive footy match
I loathe the fact I have to root for BAHSTAHN CAHLLAGE. I bet Sully and Mikey, despite dropping out of eleventh grade are RAWKIN OWAH BC SWAG
it will be 21-nil about 10 minutes in, so you can move on to hating yourself for teh usual reasons soon enough
As much as I love seeing the home field crowd shut up when they get their ass kicked by the visitors, I have to root for BC tonight because of the underdog factor.
Also…Fuck Clemson.
Well, that goes without saying. Except when they’re playing Bama in the championship game.
NAWT EVEN THEN
Does the world have enough tissues for the aftermath of Alabama shutting out their opponent two weeks in a row?
“Enough tissue?”
[shakes head sadly]
– Sam Bradford’s doctor
I’m going to an event at the zoo tonight. What should I name my phone as a wifi hotspot? It’s currently called BRETT KAVANAUGH SOLD HIS SOUL.
Brett Kavanaugh’s Designated Drunk Driver
“Ivory Dealer”
FREE COKE IN THE APE HOUSE MENS ROOM
or
MONKEY BONERZ
or
CHIMP LOVE
original title of this song ppl forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf53Pg2AkdY
Something called “Bully Hill Vineyards” being advertised at the Carolina hockey game. I imagine that’s the Lexus to Boone’s Farms’ Toyota.
Glad to see that our courageous commander in chief is going to “celebrate” the centenary of the Armistice by not attending the ceremony because he might get the sniffles?
How could he disrespect his fatherland like that?
Osu calls a pass play with only one receiver, it does not work, okies probably gonna win.
I may need to attend the LA show. The México, Rio, Argentina, and Chile shows will be insane though. I wish I could go to one of those.
BDSM State should NOT go for two, because 1:03 is too much time on the clock.
The Fightin T. Boones 1 point away from tying it at 48 with a minute to go.
THE MAD MEN ARE GOING FOR TWO!