Your “Cruelty Has A Human Heart” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Legacy of the Beast 2019 tour dates announced Friday!

If you didn’t read the collection of World War One pieces I published earlier today, please consider this a reminder to go out to a Remembrance Day / Veteran’s Day ceremony tomorrow, as it will mark exactly 100 years since the guns fell silent in Europe, ending World War One.

Or don’t. You do you.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN-US
    • Golden Knights at Canadiens – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Sens at Bolts – 7:00PM | City
    • Flames at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NBA:
    • Rockets at Spurs – 8:30PM | TSN2 / NBATV
  • NCAA:
    • Auburn at Georgia – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Miami at Georgia Tech – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • South Florida at Cincinnati – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Florida State at Notre Dame – 7:30PM | NBC
    • Texas at Texas Tech – 7:30PM | FOX
    • Clemson at Boston College – 8:00PM | ABC
    • California at Southern California – 10:30PM | ESPN
    • UNLV at San Diego State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
    • Colorado State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • UFC:
    • UFC Fight Night: “Korean Zombie” Chan Sung Jung vs. Yair Rodriguez – From Denver
      • Prefight – 7:00PM | FS1
      • Prelims – 8:00PM | FS1
      • Main event – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
  • Rugby:
    • 2019 Rugby World Cup Qualifying:
      • Canada vs. Kenya – 6:50AM | TSN

Enjoy your weekend, everyone. REMEMBER THE FALLEN!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

I still can’t get my head wrapped around the fact that we still have troops in Kosovo. When I first went to work for the USAF, I traveled to Aviano AB in Italy, just as they were ramping up for the attack on Serbia. Lots of cool aircraft present. 19.5 years ago.

yeah right

Didn’t Bill Clinton deny Kosover?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Before the rooster crowed, he denied ‘er three times.

Wakezilla

Well, you guys have over 700 bases, so, there’s going to be a few overlapped countries. What’s wild to me is that there are now second generation soldiers serving in the same posts that their father did 12+ years ago in Iraq

Viva La Tabula Raza

US military is more heavily entrenched worldwide than Coca-Cola or McDonald’s.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Getting paid AND a three-course dinner with filet mignon? Solid gig I had tonight.

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yeah right

Your life is trending way the fuck up Senor!
Enjoy!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m going to Soldier Field tomorrow, does that count as a veterans day outing?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Only if you blow a sailor in the men’s room.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Filthy buggers going port to port.

The doughboys are where it’s at.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Support the troops.

Viva La Tabula Raza

While serving as First Lord of the Admiralty in 1913, during an argument with some Royal Navy admirals who accused him of having impugned the traditions of the Royal Navy, Winston Churchill responded: ‘And what are they? They are rum, sodomy and the lash’.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

All contained ON ONE WEBSITE!

Senor Weaselo

Paging Buddy!

King Hippo

you will SPREAD WORD of Hippo’s Glorious Prophecy, yes?

Don T

Saw an exhibit of album covers reimagined. This one’s for twbs
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Viva La Tabula Raza

ESPN has a lot of nerve trying to sell Giants-49ers on MNF.

Mr. Ayo

Barkley! Beckham! The second coming of Joe Montana!

Redshirt

“Monday Night Football: At Least its not Monday Night Raw!”

yeah right

Monday Night Football take the Niners for the easiest cash ever!

Can you sell that?

blaxabbath

WW1 was just the trial run for WW2.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Some say WW2 was just a continuation of WW1, the interwar years were just a breather.

Redshirt

“This is not a peace. It is an armistice for twenty years.” – Ferdinand Foch regarding the Treaty of Versailles

yeah right

Or to never take a breath.

F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Regional conflict and imperial aggression were the war fluffers.

Viva La Tabula Raza

In keeping with the Great War motif, I wish I had the photoshop skillz needed to graft a different person’s face on to this.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OOOK is offended by this caricature, as he and his brethren are peaceful folk until provoked in defending themselves.

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blaxabbath

“Vince Wilfork?!”

-Jerry Richardson (or basically any nfl owner)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“OOOK way better shape!”

Viva La Tabula Raza

I just realized that the image I posted breaks the rule here about the fully bared female breast.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE! WILL ALLOW.

Redshirt

Sort of…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I REALLY hope he banged her LIKE NO ONE ELSE HAS.

Redshirt

Part of me wishes he’d be the type of guy who is faithful. On the other hand, when you’ve been blessed with his skills, you think you can enjoy the perks that come with it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ok, him and his wife DPed her with the use of a strap-on; I’m not here to judge what happens after the photo-shoot.

Viva La Tabula Raza

As the naval toilet graffiti used to opine, “The Lieutenant’s wife is quite responsive once you get past the used part.”

Viva La Tabula Raza

The resemblance between poster and magazine cover is pretty eerie.

WCS

Damn! Is 22 seconds too much time?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spanky Datass

“I got this!” — Not Mahomes.

King Hippo

We just need two Hail Marys! It’s still good! It’s still good!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

My buddy’s wife was at the game, but I’m willing to bet she was one of those who departed when Tech was down 34-17.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m sorry for his loss.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OOOOOOOOOOOOH….. she left the game! Well, that’s a relief.

Mr. Ayo

Bring on Dicker!

King Hippo

or…

Mr. Ayo

Well, he did get the XP

King Hippo

Glad you were warming up for your line, though. DFO salutes your service!

Redshirt

Aw, I thought Colorado State’s coach was going to choke out a ref for a second.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Illegal Procedure.” is his safe word.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is most likely a complete myth; but I’d like it not to be”

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

King Hippo

AMERICA! Teh Story of Us

Viva La Tabula Raza

GO FOR TWO! THAT ALWAYS WORKS!!

—OSU Cowboys

Spanky Datass

SUDDEN WEIRD LUBBOCK!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Cosbies hung 59 on the JV 500s. That’ll leave a mark.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

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King Hippo

DONKS WOO!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

John Elway’s ass is nicer than I expected.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not that I think about John Elway’s ass.

As far as you know.

King Hippo

#SuppleYetFirm

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

As a fan of both video games and footing balls, I don’t know why NFL gear in Fortnie feels evil and wrong, but that’s definitely my first reaction. At least they kept the love story.
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yeah right

Browsing the lines hey the Cavs suck and they’re playing my Bulls and they suck too.
Over/ under was 212.

Final was 99-98 Bulls.
Gamblor the merciful.

It’s party time up in this motherfucker!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sorry honey, it’s been a while.

Spanky Datass

Shit’s gettin’ weird in Lubbock. (Pro Tip: Shit ALWAYS gets weird in Lubbock, especially after dark.)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spanky Datass

Yep, seems about right.

herodotus450

Classic college football, 12 games on and they all blowouts

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It doesn’t matter what I was searching for; that’s kinda odd phrasing.

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Gratliff

I remember two things from my stint at McD’s when I was in high school: I never washed my hands and I never wore gloves. That good boy is gonna be shared with every subsequent customer.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh, he’s probably cleaner than the person driving.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, by far/

theeWeeBabySeamus

Woof Woof. Go Dawgs!!!

/Checks Clemson score

Come on BC, you can do this.

Ron Howard: They didn’t.

rockingdog

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King Hippo

4th and 50. NO SHIT

WCS

JV NFL BLITZ!

Mr. Ayo

Well, it all worked out!

King Hippo

Insufficient Prague Spring for Aubie. And could the booth have a MOAR obvs boner for Son of Clem? CHRIST.

King Hippo

How shitty is Da U? Passing TD: Georgia Tech

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit, you gotta be kidding.

King Hippo

Aubie WOO!!!!

King Hippo

Putin’s favourite Congress-puppet-no-puppet-ur-teh-puppet is officially kaput!

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/rouda-defeats-rohrabacher

King Hippo

You know it’s legit, because those are fo sho dogshit Pennsyltucky roads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hgTjjM7tZ8

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gus Malzahn always looks like the kinda guy who might snap and go in and shoot up the student cafeteria someday.

ArmedandHammered

As is his God and 2nd Amendment given right. – the NRA

King Hippo

Guns Up!! say what is clock management? SOUNDS QUEER!

herodotus450

BC looks to have fallen on hard times, can’t even afford helmet decals anymore.

WCS

Fox using Geto Boys as their bumper music. WCS approves!

King Hippo

goddamn homey!

King Hippo

Utah’s helmets have golden wings?? on the side this week

King Hippo

National
Communists
Against
Athletes

theeWeeBabySeamus

Interesting that Aubie is one of my favs, and BC is not. But I’m having to root the other way on both tonight to try to get UGa back in the playoff hunt.

I need a drink.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Although the choice of BC over Clemson ain’t really all that difficult.

King Hippo

I missed a touched down somewhere, it seems?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, me too.
Dammit BC!!!!

King Hippo

If they get over 14, Molly McGrath will finger herself on live teevee!

Spanky Datass

I have sausage, peppers and onions frying up right now and a split hogie roll toasting in another skillet. Soon I will trow on-a some gravy and grate-a some romano and BAM! Delicioso!

King Hippo

Aubie needed to call timeout there, so UGA couldn’t be risky on 4th and 3.

King Hippo

ahem

theeWeeBabySeamus

I was OK with it.

King Hippo

dagnabbit, we needs ONE competitive footy match

WCS

I loathe the fact I have to root for BAHSTAHN CAHLLAGE. I bet Sully and Mikey, despite dropping out of eleventh grade are RAWKIN OWAH BC SWAG

King Hippo

it will be 21-nil about 10 minutes in, so you can move on to hating yourself for teh usual reasons soon enough

Viva La Tabula Raza

As much as I love seeing the home field crowd shut up when they get their ass kicked by the visitors, I have to root for BC tonight because of the underdog factor.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Also…Fuck Clemson.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, that goes without saying. Except when they’re playing Bama in the championship game.

King Hippo

NAWT EVEN THEN

herodotus450

Does the world have enough tissues for the aftermath of Alabama shutting out their opponent two weeks in a row?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Enough tissue?”

[shakes head sadly]

– Sam Bradford’s doctor

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m going to an event at the zoo tonight. What should I name my phone as a wifi hotspot? It’s currently called BRETT KAVANAUGH SOLD HIS SOUL.

WCS

Brett Kavanaugh’s Designated Drunk Driver

herodotus450

“Ivory Dealer”

Brick Meathook

FREE COKE IN THE APE HOUSE MENS ROOM

Brick Meathook

or

MONKEY BONERZ

Brick Meathook

or

CHIMP LOVE

herodotus450

original title of this song ppl forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf53Pg2AkdY

herodotus450

Something called “Bully Hill Vineyards” being advertised at the Carolina hockey game. I imagine that’s the Lexus to Boone’s Farms’ Toyota.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Glad to see that our courageous commander in chief is going to “celebrate” the centenary of the Armistice by not attending the ceremony because he might get the sniffles?

herodotus450

How could he disrespect his fatherland like that?

herodotus450

Osu calls a pass play with only one receiver, it does not work, okies probably gonna win.

ballsofsteelandfury

I may need to attend the LA show. The México, Rio, Argentina, and Chile shows will be insane though. I wish I could go to one of those.

King Hippo

BDSM State should NOT go for two, because 1:03 is too much time on the clock.

herodotus450

The Fightin T. Boones 1 point away from tying it at 48 with a minute to go.

herodotus450

THE MAD MEN ARE GOING FOR TWO!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I will come to a time in my backwards trip when November eleventh, accidentally my birthday, was a sacred day called Armistice Day. When I was a boy, and when Dwayne Hoover was a boy, all the people of all the nations which had fought in the First World War were silent during the eleventh minute of the eleventh hour of Armistice Day, which was the eleventh day of the eleventh month.
It was during that minute in nineteen hundred and eighteen, that millions upon millions of human beings stopped butchering one another. I have talked to old men who were on battlefields during that minute. They have told me in one way or another that the sudden silence was the Voice of God. So we still have among us some men who can remember when God spoke clearly to mankind.