Your “Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly #2” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Nearly a year ago I threatened to do this occasionally.

And by “this” I mean thrill all of you with my horrible taste in music.  And the sexiness therein.  Well, it took me nearly a year to get back to it, but here we are.

Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly #2….is on the air!!!!!!

I love The Who, but that’s a terrible fucking song.

Sports To Make You Sing 2nite

NHL

  • Devils @ Caps – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

  • Rockets @ Spurs – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Nuggets @ Blazers – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Hoops

  • (25)Mississippi State @ Dayton – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Coastal Carolina @ South Carolina – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • (22)Wisconsin @ (14)Iowa – 8:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
  • Oklahoma State @ Minnesota – 10:00pmEST – TV: B1GN

Full Schedule

NCAA Footy

  • Northern Illinois @ Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • (17)Utah @ (11)Washington – 8:00pmEST – TV: FOX

You Can Hate The Music

But you can’t hate the ladies.

Enjoy….

Avril Lavigne

If you hate Avril then you hate Canadia.  And that makes you a bad person.

Kylie Minogue

Occasionally, Australia manages to get things right.

Occasionally.

Katy Perry

‘Nuff said.  Ooooof.

I don’t know exactly what she’s looking for down there.  But I’m more than willing to help her find it.

Musically Correct Equal Timingz

The ladies love him, who am I to argue?

Yikes.  I’m feeling a little gay now.  Meh.

KATY!!!!! HELP ME OUT HERE!!!!!!

Whew.  That’s better.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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herodotus450
herodotus450

Caps beat the Devils tonight 6-3. Can this Pac12 showcase score more points?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

MAYBE!

Spur
Spur

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Spur
Spur

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Gratliff

Recovering from eye surgery to get rid of the ol’ Stu Scott eye. So, I hear NFL RBs still haven’t learned to not attack people in hotels.

Spur
Spur

As cool as the other side of the eye patch.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Q: What would Stu Scott be doing if he was alive today?

A: Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This was a thing a while back, but these gals are cute and rocking it. I remember the original song, and those guys were cute and rocking it:

Horatio Cornblower

I have to be restrained from posting this every time we start doing the jukebox. It is a great version.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I want to help them with their homework.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Important note: I had NEVER heard anything by Avril Lavigne nor The Ting Tings before the hot bartender(s) played them for me on the jukebox. I HAD heard of Guns N’ Roses though. I hope this helps explain things. God bless.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Didn’t Avril die in 2003?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

That was Buddy Holly

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Buddy Holly’s dead? Would explain the lack of new music by him.

Spur
Spur

Did that happen to Sublime? I heard Bradley Nowell just lays around all day.

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Maybe he and Shannon Hoon of Blind Melon are just hanging around.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Good timing by Weezer then.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Spur
Spur

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When I first moved back to the United States, I reintroduced myself to the music scene by listening to online recordings of Barnard College radio shows. Here is one song I found there:

rockingdog
rockingdog

College radio is kick ass!!! oh yea!!!

King Hippo

Good gameplan for U-Dub pressure designed to keep the QB in the pocket.

Spur
Spur

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Redshirt

I call Norway.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

My dad worked on Cold War radar systems on her upper right ass cheek.

Redshirt

Really? No timeout and last second Hail Mary? If you don’t want to win, do the honorable thing and forfeit.

King Hippo

Chin up, Team Secular Big Love, y’all almost got into FG range!

Spur
Spur

WCS

“That’s why I retired.”

— Bob Barker

Redshirt

In her defense, some people’s brains go “__________________” at time like this.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

In Brooklyn, in a bar by the entrance to the Carey Tunnel to Manhattan, a different cute bartender (she was from Florida) played this song for me, myself just an innocent Angeleno who grew up in the Nation’s Capital who knew nothing from music. The Ting Tings:

herodotus450
herodotus450

Carey!comment image

herodotus450
herodotus450

Only thing more laughable than this game is the attendance. Top deck is closed off and it still looks pathetic.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Maybe they shouldn’t’ve scheduled it for 5 pm local time on a friday?

Spur
Spur

But that sweet sweet East Coast prime time TV slot.

WCS

Got to appeal to that legendary Utah alumni presence in New York.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Everyone is at home watching That’s My Raiders!

Spur
Spur

There is no one there. The Stadium is losing money hosting this game.

Redshirt

So this Pac12 game. Is it because the defenses are very good or is it because the offenses are very bad?

SonOfSpam

Yes.

Legit good defenses though.

King Hippo

Also, Jake Browning REALLY sucks.

WCS

So, you’re saying the Jets will draft him in the first round next April?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

It’s like watching Jake Locker 2: Conference of Champions QB Bungaloo

Spur
Spur

Bell to KC next year

Redshirt

My mind cannot comprehend how unstoppable that offense would be. Please cease and desist.

King Hippo

That would be pretty awesome

Beerguyrob

Also, Avril Lavigne married Chad Kroeger of Nickelback, creating a vortex of suck that threatened to drain Hudson’s Bay.

Redshirt

(runs into clubhouse; reads thread)

Damn it! You all used all the K.Hunt jokes I thought of!

litre_cola

I Khunt believe you are so late, that’s a paddlin.

Beerguyrob

Janay Rice apologizes for her part in the Chiefs releasing Kareem Hunt.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

THAT BITCH

SonOfSpam

She was in my favorite non-Aerosmith elevator video.

Brocky

Its 4 hourslate, but dare I say….. BANNER!

Spur
Spur

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SonOfSpam

Chiefs just waived KHunt!

How soon before the Redacted pick him up?

herodotus450
herodotus450

“What? A good batterer is so hard to find though.”
-Andy R.

SonOfSpam

Sorry Sharkbait. You scooped this first. I will now flog myself.

Spur
Spur

K Hunt. So who lied, Hunt, the Chiefs, NFL?

Sharkbait

Yes

rockingdog
rockingdog

finished one book (Rust: The Longest War) and started my next book (The Everything Store: Amazon).

Horatio Cornblower

Who won?

SonOfSpam

Oxygen

Spur
Spur

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King Hippo

ah mean, HIPPO is interested

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This is the Raccoon Lodge in Lower Manhattan, near City Hall. Or at least it was, because apparently it’s gone now and a glass condo tower is there.
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Horatio Cornblower

I’VE HAD DRINKS THERE!!!

Not gonna lie, it was a dump.

Horatio Cornblower

Also overrated? McSorley’s.
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It’s dirty, the beer sucks, and God forbid you walk in with a woman or a brown friend.

Ian Scott McCormick

McSorley’s is a wonderful place if you’ve decided that you want to have mediocre beer in a completely boring setting. Wee, just like they did in Abe Lincoln’s day, only instead of cheap whores there are a bunch of other dorks just like me, pretending this is where we all want to be.
Christ, just go to the White Horse Tavern if you’ve got an olde timey fix.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

ISM is here! Tell a dick joke!

Ian Scott McCormick

I’m actually more a purveyor of bad dad jokes. Or shaggy dog jokes:
Two strangers were on a train, and as they passed a farm, one of the men began muttering to himself, his finger darting about, before finally settling on “87.” The other man asked what he meant by 87, and he said “I was counting the head of cattle.”
The second man was incredulous. “We’re going 60 miles an hour, there’s no way-”
But he was cut off by another dairy farm where the man once again pointed his fingers back and forth, taking stock of the holsteins and jerseys.
“102”
“Bull. Shit. Look, dumbass, my brother happens to have a farm just down this track, and as is were, I know exactly how many cows he’s got, so if you’re such a good counter, you tell me exactly how many there are, and I’ll give you…” He rifled through his wallet. “…$320. All I’ve got.”
The man took the bet, and they approached a sprawling pasture. He quickly waved his hands across the window, standing up to make sure that every cow, calf and bull were accounted for. Finally they passed, the man closed his eyes and said “247.”
The second man was dumbstruck. He handed over the money not quite sure he understood. “How? How on earth could you possibly count all those cows as we went this fast?”
“Well, I’m going to come clean. I’ve got a trick. It’s pretty stupid, when you think about it. Do you want to know?”
“I think I have to.”
“Well,” he began to chuckle, “all I do is count their legs and divide by four.”

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I first heard two songs there that I really liked, because a hot bartender played them for me. First: “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

And then the second song that the hot yet hard-bitten Jersey bleach blonde big-titted (with help from a push-up bra) bartender played for me was this Guns N’ Roses song. The next day I rode out to Coney Island for the first time on the elevated subway re-listening to this song in my ear-buds. This was about ten years ago now:

Horatio Cornblower

Used to love her/Had to kill her was a favorite of mine.

Sharkbait

Stupid gentrification.

Horatio Cornblower

The MAC championship being sponsored by Labatt Blue seems too perfect for words.

Sharkbait

Loose KHunt. [*Redacteds] will claim I’m sure.

Horatio Cornblower

He and Foster should just go ahead and form a professional wrestling tag team.

WCS

Ray Rice is their manager.

Horatio Cornblower

Their gimmick could be the cheat to win every fight and then Janay Rice apologizes for them.

My God.

This is going to happen, isn’t it?

Ian Scott McCormick

“Hold my beer”-Jerry Jones

Horatio Cornblower

I’m a sucker for a good brass section.

Spur
Spur

Spur
Spur

This Pac12 Championship game is going to move to Vegas when the stadium is done. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to have it in San Fran?

SonOfSpam

To be fair, the Niners’ stadium is nowhere near San Francisco.

So it’s worse than you thought.

SonOfSpam

Drinking a Sam Adams “Chocolate Bock” which is, according to the label, “Smooth, Rich, and Dark”

It’s the John Legend of beers.

Horatio Cornblower

So Chrissy Teigen is sitting off to the side poking fun at you?

Sounds like a good night.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!

I still remember when she used to get shithoused and live stream on Twitter when she first got on. I miss it.

Spur
Spur

WCS

D’oh!

WCS

I don’t know what the fuck I just did. Sorry, man.

SonOfSpam

You were jerking it to 90s Sandra Bullock. No apologies needed.

Spur
Spur

or 90s Stallone….

herodotus450
herodotus450

Football talking guy: “Trick plays don’t work against Washington, c’mon.”
DJT: “Hold my glass of pee, attractive daughter.”

Spur
Spur

The Spurs just need to tank this season and pray for Zion.

Fronkenshteen

I didn’t even know you were Jewish!

/ rim shot
// crickets chirping

SonOfSpam

You didn’t? Well, ignorance is bris.

Sorry, normally I don’t make such cutting remarks.

Fronkenshteen

How bananacakes is Ware gonna go on the Grudens?

WCS

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Fronkenshteen

I thought so. Poop.

Fronkenshteen

Yutes!

Spur
Spur

Folks

King Hippo

Any of you CA denizens represented by Rep-Elect Katie Hill? Christ, she is just painfully cute.

SonOfSpam

AND OPENLY BISEXUAL!!!

(I wish she were my rep, but sadly I live somewhere better.)

Horatio Cornblower

So you’re saying my wife and I have a chance?
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SonOfSpam

Only if you video it, and edit yourself out of said video.

King Hippo

is it easier to Xmas shop for a bisexual? I mean, they’ve set the precedent for being happy with whatever they unwrap under teh tree ,, smh.

/but SRSLY, lucky guy(s) and/or gal(s)

Horatio Cornblower

I was watching a documentary about life after porn called, I think, Life After Porn 2, (no, YOU shut up, I was watching it for the articles!), and this is Chasey Lain then and now:

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/8136f1fa919befa1a3b860116bb8fb6c/200083346/chasey-lain-before-after.jpg

Don’t do meth, kids.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Horatio Cornblower

One of the things I learned was that she worked at the ‘Cathouse’ brothel and you, or The Bloodhound Gang I guess, could get her for $400. Of that $400 the house took 50%, then took more for condoms, lube, room & board. Basically, the Cathouse girls were keeping $132 for every $400 job.

Have I mentioned how happy I was when Dennis Hof died?

SonOfSpam

Yeah, but now he’s in office, so who has the last laugh???

(I mean, we do, because he’s dead and cannot laugh.)

Horatio Cornblower

They should make his corpse serve out his term. Just sit him in the office, slouch him over the desk and let him rot.

Horatio Cornblower

Also if we’re doing The Bloodhound Gang I must insist on ‘The Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying’; a friend of mine used to date a stripper and the girls at her club loved this song.

She said her name was Bambi and I said ‘well that’s funny, because I was just thinking of skinning you like a deer’

SonOfSpam

That’s a fantastic song.

Horatio Cornblower

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert…

SonOfSpam

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin’ me to buy baby formula

King Hippo

BEST UPRIGHT DONK MAKE EVER!!

herodotus450
herodotus450

Lot of superlatives being undercut by “in the conference” in this game.

King Hippo

Northwestern, conference title match finalist.

0-3 outside of the B1G

the Rose is ideal for these leagues

herodotus450
herodotus450

On the teevee just now “…Washington fakes the jet sweep to Ahmed…”
“…Washington…Jet…Ahmed…”
Pete Carroll: “My god…”

King Hippo

teh pieces FIT!!!111

WCS

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Horatio Cornblower

Anyone have any idea why everyone in my fantasy leagues keeps offering to trade me Kareem Hunt? I live under a rock, also.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Probably just the goodness of their hearts.

SonOfSpam

The Washington captains and Utah captains walked to midfield for the coin toss, holding hands the whole way. My 18 year old daughter: “Awwww, they’re holding hands – how cute!!!” That should be the next NCAA ad.

Also, I’m rooting for Washington, because…

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King Hippo

safe space smgdh

herodotus450
herodotus450

Well you see a Ute, it’s not quite a Hoosier, and not quite a Sooner so… to answer your question, I don’t know.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Katy Perry will always be OK with me. She presented her first-class rack quite effectively, and she seems nice for a diva. She married and divorced Russell Brand, which means she has poor taste in men. Boys, we all have a chance with this gal. You’d better be a gentleman.

ballsofsteelandfury

Or have a shitload of money and an annoying accent.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Katy Perry clearly doesn’t care for rich annoying guys. She is looking for Mister Right.

Is that you? Is that me? Is it that the guy over there?

SonOfSpam

I have no money, no accent, and no talent.

However, I am the worst, so…maybe?

King Hippo

hey, I am THAT GUY too!

/also a lazy and selfish lover, that give me the tiebreaker??

SonOfSpam

I’m pretty unselfish, in that I’ll nut on her leg within 10 seconds then go to sleep so she can watch Bravo or Lifetime.

King Hippo

the worst men get all teh women, this checks out

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not Russell Brand, so I’ve got that going for me.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Or maybe Russell Brand, an ex-coke head comedian from England has a silver tongue so fantastic that he landed the big-titted Christian singer Katy Perry and even got her to marry him in the eyes of the Lord. Actually, Russell Brand is pretty impressive now.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Utah and Colorado are in the Pac12 South division, Meanwhile, Standford and Cal are in the North division. That should be reason enough to ban the entire conference from the playoff for ever.

King Hippo

#LegendsVsLeaders

WCS

Don’t Rutgers and Maryland just ooze that motto?

herodotus450
herodotus450

Rutgers does somehow have a claim to the oldest football program, so that technically makes them a leader I guess.

King Hippo

or a legend, in that I’m not sure they really exist on the pitch

King Hippo

chuh fucking chuh

/one Imaginary Opiate to WCS!

ballsofsteelandfury

It really should have been Ocean and Mountain with:
Ocean Division
USC
UCLA
STANFORD
CAL
WASHINGTON
OREGON STATE

Mountain
UTAH
COLORADO
WASHINGTON STATE
OREGON
ARIZONA
ASU

King Hippo

Dirty Hippies v. Real Murrikans

ballsofsteelandfury

Sluts
ASU
COLORADO
ARIZONA
USC
UCLA
OREGON STATE

Prudes
UTAH
WASHINGTON
WASHINGTON STATE
OREGON
CAL
STANFORD

King Hippo

oh that is AWESOME

ballsofsteelandfury

Meth
WASHINGTON
WASHINGTON STATE
OREGON
OREGON STATE
COLORADO
UTAH

Cocaine
USC
UCLA
CAL
STANFORD
ARIZONA
ARIZONA STATE

King Hippo

dude, you on FIRE, must be all this MAC-tion

Horatio Cornblower

Or his meth.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Also North and South, hmmm….

litre_cola

Yep this one is the winner.

SonOfSpam

Good:
Arizona St (skanks!)
UCLA (obvs)
Washington (huskies are good dogs, plus boating to games)
Washington St (sympathy pick)
Colorado (weed and Mork)
Oregon St (BEAVERS)

Evil:
USC (most evil)
Arizona (fewer whores, middle of nowhere)
Oregon (Phil Knight)
Stanford (oh really? you went there? I hadn’t heard)
Cal (fuck you, you’re UC Berkeley, you’re one of many UC schools)
Utah (you get religion from a plate in a hat)

Horatio Cornblower

This wins.

SonOfSpam

Balls’ are better, plus he has originality points. But USC is definitely evil.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, I hadn’t seen the “meth”-“coke” divisions. Sorry to get your hopes up.

Here, I’ll trade you Kareem Hunt.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Outstanding post, TWBS.

herodotus450
herodotus450

/resets “Days since an NFL runningback brutalized a woman on tape” sign to zero.

King Hippo

being the awesome fucking human I am, first thing I did was see if Spencer Ware was already rostered in both my leagues

/he was 🙁

litre_cola

I picked him up in the dFO league…..😶

King Hippo

beat me to it, then!

King Hippo

youse best be 4 seed, and take out Senor for me, then

SonOfSpam

I got him in one league. Benched Peterson for him this week, so no abusers on my team! (probably not)

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