Can we just all agree to disagree and pretend as though it wasn’t important yet silently grumble to ourselves about ‘that guy’? It’s The Passive-Aggressive Way! Let’s wander once more into the britches.
TO THE GAMES!
Jets/Titans:
Tenny had plans to ram the ball right down its opponents throats all year long but then Henry did his very best Trent Richardson and everything went kablooey. Well, at least the signing of rb Lewis saved the running game… What’s that? He’s averaging even less per rush than Henry? Oof! The Titans would be wise to attack the Jets secondary-they’ve given up a total of 441 yards to wr’s the last two game. As of this scribbling Bowles hasn’t stated who his lousy qb is for this tilt.
Chiefs/Raiders:
Nine wins vs. nine losses. The respective records will tell you who gonna be walking away with this by halftime. “But Wait!”, RTD screeches. “These AFC West games are always close because this is still the 80’s and 90’s in my mind!” Oh Rikki, I just wish you would lose that number. As the tale of the game tape piles up, Mr. Mahomes has tossed 4 int’s and been sacked 10 times in the last four games. I can’t help thinking he’ll get well against pre-Vegas though.
Vikes/Pats:
Minny’s run D has tightened up quite a bit in the last few weeks to the point that they are 6th-best on a per rush basis. That’s the good news. The bad news is that they still have to deal with New England’s passing game and the refs. Shutter-downer corner Rhodes is a game-timer but I never feel good about cb’s and wr’s with hammy issues and late decisions. Never seems to work out in the player’s favour.
Niners/Seahawks:
These fellers are the new “Not Ready For Prime-Time Players” as decided by… pretty much everyone. I don’t have the exact number but some typer out there stated that San Fran now has the record for being flexed out of the most games. Easy to believe.
Tell me some lies.
How the fuck was that a first down by cook?
I’m all for screwing over the Patriots, but you can’t make it that obvious, refs!
IT STOOD?!
In Foxboro, even.
Wait, Giants won?
I have no idea what just happened. I handled this weekend very poorly
Decanters of whiskey and gin will do that to you…
If you didn’t end up in jail, the hospital, or the morgue, consider it a win.
Travis Kelce makes everything okay.
ummmm is oakland raiders gonna do this?
hahahahah oh shit! raiders walking the walk…
Seth MacFarlane’s Star Trek made it to a Season 2?!
I keep meaning to check it out, but every time I see an ad for it, I see these guys instead.
hey Brady!
throw it to josh gordon! he can catch it!!!! yes he can!!!!
“Somebody told me the other day that the Secret Service has orders that if George Bush is shot, they’re to shoot Quayle.”
—John Kerry
Could you imagine the disaster there’d be if someone as dumb as Dan Quayle became President of the United States?!
Haha haha haha ha… ha… … ha.
Afternoon, how the fuck are we doing boys and women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od4nSd9AVH8&t=52s
Howdy boys. How’s a KHunt free Kansas City?
blergggg
Jon Gruden sucks. He’s not even tanking at this point. He’s just awful.
Free Miller light? Why thank you street team
Isn’t life on the streets already hard enough?
Even when the Raiders score it’s painful to watch
My son is at the Patriots game. If Brady gets a laser in the eyes, he was here with us the whole time, got it?
“PLAN ‘LASER EYES’ HAS COMMENCED!”
-Horatio Cornblower Jr., just now, probably
Boy wanted the Christmas tree up, so I told him I’d help get it set up if he decorates it himself. He agreed, and now he’s asking me for Christmas music. Like, do you not see RedZone on our TV? Andy’s on TV, so that’s basically Santa. How fucking festive do you need to be? Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam01uaj6Vg
https://youtu.be/OR07r0ZMFb8
For the fantasy guys out there-Damien Williams is the handcuff to Ware.
Mahomes to Kelse just now was a piece of art.
I heard they’re not going to kick for the rest of the season
Not as a Chief, he’s not
Oh neat. $15 off a grub hub order. Time to use it exactly once while I can’t really see and never log into it again.
“Tell me some lies.”
You will find love and fulfillment in your life.
Goddamn it, Redshirt! Right in front of me? Really?
The curse of Gary Anderson lives on. HAIL SHAN’KHOR
Blair Walsh
Dalvin Cook is… good?
GNATS WIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmP4iqcY4us
I TOLD YOU ALL THE BEARS WOULD BEARISTROCRATS ONE GAME THIS YEAR
That game was almost an exact replay of that stupid Miami game.
8AND8AND8AND8AND8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What an awful play call on 4th and 8
I think Daniel panicked and threw deep. In that position, you get the first down.
GINTS WINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
*checks fantasy football scores
BEARISTOCRATS!
If we can’t tie, I want the clock to run out on the Bears to show one of the flaws of NFL Overtime (the 1st team could hold onto the ball for most or all of OT, kick a field goal, and the 2nd team wouldn’t have enough time to do anything).
Cutting OT was the dumbest decision
Simply solution. If you take the ball, you cannot punt. If you don’t like it, kick.
So I’ve been addicted to the NFLs archive of old games and they’re gloriously fun and great time pieces.
How would a weekly-ish series go where I watch one of these games a week and just give my deranged takes?
I’m for it.
Oh hell yeah!
“I Watched It So You Don’t Have 2: The Buddy Boogaloo”
I’m sad. Boy, a tie would really cheer me up.
-David Carradine
GODDAMN IT THIS GAME SUCKS JUST TIE
Eli needs to take a sack or fumble, please.
Barkley don’t go backward.
gahhhhhh!
I have Tarik Cohen on my bench!
Louis Farrakhan likes his skin color, but hates the last name.
My father just died
of despair because of the Giants. He also just had a stroke so we’ll see if he pulls through!
I’m rooting for Buddy’s father’s corpse
Bonus time for the Giants to stink up the joint.
Giants make it interesting…
Giants gonna Giant
Da Bears
Ha ha I’ve been zinged!
I’m still hammered. PRAY FOR MOJO
Packers suck.
Rodgers just making sure McCarthy isn’t around next year.
And that most of their owners keel over with the latest Crosby-Rodgers-McCarthy turdsicle of a season 😀
Just imagine, tho… they managed to LOSE to the mummified remains of Arizona 😀
This Bengals teams is making me miss the 1990s Bengals.
GB got a serious case of the dropsies today.
Can we all agree that today we’re all Vikings fans?
Welcome aboard SKOL brothers and sisters!
Not while Vikes have that head-to-head tiebreaker, we’re not.
Valid reason. You’re excused.
JAX won 6-0?
Middle Relievers really let this game get away from them.