I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.
You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)
I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.
Oh right-the game
Seattle/Dallas:
Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.
Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.
It’s pouring rain here in Playa del Rey. When I moved here twenty years ago Los Angeles was a forgotten dump, and the most interesting place I’ve ever seen. All that is gone now, but it’s still a nice place with very nice people.
Off season idea, how about we rewatch/fake liveblog some classic fights?
boxing Fights? MMA Fights, NFL fights?……..
As long as they’re fake liveblogs, may as well do all the fights I “won” in high school.
This ain’t my first locker.
Can they be Celebrity Deathmatch?
I’m going to wander off. Later taters.
In honor of the Cowboys advancing to meet either than Saints or the Rams, on the road, next week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgVPbls1-rY
You know, I wasn’t thinking of buying a Hublot, but after seeing the word on a guy’s ass in the rerun of a boxing match…..hmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vNrHoLS1zc
Every boxing coach I’ve had (2) is a liar. These guys are not keeping their guard up and they’re in the goddamn title fight.
It’s pouring rain in Los Anguleez right now!
Pouring on the Cape too
Cape May? Cape Canaveral? Cape Horn?
Cod.
Eh, do I root for the Russian fighter, because his life is probably horrible and who knows, he might be killed if he loses, or do I root for the dude I’m not sure what country he’s from, but he has pretty awesome hair?
Sorry Dok, it’s a rerun.
Eh, 2 minute delay, 2 week delay, whatevs
Korobov-Charlo?
I’d bet heavily on Charlo.
I’d do something else heavily on Charo, if you know what I mean.
Open Thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkwWPV2zI8U
Always nice to be reminded that something that brings me joy also brings Jerry Jones joy.
/grabs bottle of turpentine
Looks like it’s you and me tonight old friend.
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes but check for a knife, hell yes.
They’re all Russian, if that matters.
They’re all in Scotchnaut’s basement.
NO. lock me away. I had hot, sexy, sticky sex
Fuck it. The stupid fuck didn’t make a publicly-available album.
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I saw them live a few years ago and it was a hell of a lot of fun.
Wow…boxing commentary…’You gotta sacrifice your body a little bit, force yourself on top of this guy’
off to Ghost Adventures. 12 hours of static is strangely attention grabbing.
But Demonhouse was scarey as fuck. highly recommended.
Heartfelt congratulations to Dallas’ player of the game: Seabass’ hamstring.
RE: Cowboys allowing a TD+2pt at the last second to win by 2 when the spread was Cowboys by 2.5.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgW7pBKcU4k&t=3m54s
Under the Red Hood is great because it gives you the false impression that the animated DC movies aren’t dogshit
Hey, Animated DC Movies are good. That’s the problem, the Animated DC Movies are good and the Live-Action DC Movies are dogshit.
I attribute it to actually attempting to stick by the source material. With a few exceptions. The Killing Joke was kind of icky. The animated series are great too. Young Justice was awesome, and I thought the Green Lantern cartoon was underrated as hell. Might actually catch the Death Of Superman/Reign of the Supermen double feature next week in the theater.
Now that Gfycat does music, I need to make one with the Curb theme.
Okay, so I probably won’t be able to find a place to watch the games in Taipei next weekend, so let me just put in a future wish for Zeke to lose the game and get a small but persistent injury that prevents him from performing well in the future.
Cowboy Haters Tears
Honey, no one cries jizz, and if someone is crying while down there on you, please, please, reevaluate your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmvt7yFTtt8
I’d cool your jets a bit, bud. Every Wild Card win means another four years for Princeton Red.
Bull, Red needs to Superb Owl run or he’s down.
The refs are going home now to watch Bird Box because, that movie really speaks to me.
I tend to only turn Netflix on for a month at a time a couple times a year to get caught up. Is Bird Box actually any good?
My son watched it and said he figured out the ending 20 minutes in and that the whole thing was a waste of time.
No
Too lazy to read the Wikipedia, so WTF is birdbox?
Shitty Netflix movie where if you see the monster you kill yourself. It’s an apt premise because that’s what I wanted to do when it ended.
So shitty Medusa?
No one has a mirror?
It works through mirrors and cameras and … It’s stupid. You’re not missing out.
Can only fight it using the newest technology from Ancient Greece
What’s prompting those 50 million memes with the woman rowing blindfolded
Trump voters and Antifa
Interesting irony.
one more game. Fuck Yeah!
It’s on tomorrow Eagle Fans. The Bears are gonna smash those eggs.
Would you call those Bears DDT?
DAK is a grown ass man? I never knew that.
If there was ever a time I would be totally cool with Buccsing up the Victory formation….
Pete Carroll is surprisingly upset for a guy that asked a 40+ drunk to try to kick a 48 yard FG and now is asking the punter to execute one of the hardest plays in pro football.
Cowboys win. Eat an asshole haters
What do Allan Hurns and Sebastian Janikowski have in common?
Neither one of them can do that dance.
Can’t believe Carroll hasn’t had the punter practicing drop-kick onsides kicks all season long.
Onside kicks are impossible now because they don’t have a running start. It’s bullshit.
They need to back up the returning team five yards.
Right? They’ve essentially taken that play out of the game.
Agreed. Either that or allow blocking without 10 yards.
It was a low enough percentage play, no need to fucking hamstring it
“Too soon!”
Sebastian Janikowski
I get it, drop kicking is the dude’s specialty, but you don’t even try practicing the conventional way?
How do you expect to get reps in with the first team when there’s only one tee?
Touché
It wouldn’t have mattered.
If anything, it may help him because it could make the ball go off the tee in a weird way. It doesn’t have to do a weird, small bounce, very high bounce thing. It just has to go in a way where its not caught by the other team.
that was underwhelming. i expect more
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Be honest. You had that one keyed up and ready to go, didn’t you?
Surprising no, but it had a caption that didn’t take.
You have to download the gif and re-host it (I use postimages.org)
Well that was shit.
Shittest onside of all time
fuck you, aussies
Pathetic.
The fuck was that??
uh….what??
THAT is what they’ve practiced?
to be fair, that’s what his field goal try would have looked like too
I don’t think so. That kick went forward.
The Cowboys fucking up this onside kick from the Aussie kid is going to be goddamn legendary.
That’s a sexy boat! SCHOONER SHOTS 4 EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU DALLAS FANS
Stuff Horatio back into the locker.
Come get some.
/has had beers
//falls over
///is carried back into locker
Wasn’t the line 2.5? Is hippo ok?
OH GOD DAMMIT!!!
I only bet FIRST HALF!! At -0.5
this should be interesting who ever you root for
Drop kick onside kick.
Drop kick FG for the win.
C-HOX twitter becomes the worst.
Or do that? WTF?
Upon further review, no catch, as the laws of quantum physics were not fully adhered to.
Maybe they were – can’t be certain
Funny, that’s the same policy outlined in the NFL’s domestic violence handbook.
I don’t have any cash and I am now intent on figuring out how to get booze money this instant.
How close are you to Fremont, CA? I’ll spot you a pint of gin
1,000 miles.
Fair enough, 2 pints
/shoves a twenty into the keyboard.
//dies in housefire