First, Some Business
Now, don’t get me wrong. Even though I’m about to call all of you a bunch of assholes, I’m not judging. We’re all assholes. I’m not special. I’m probably the biggest gaping hole here.
(don’t reply to that, please)
But regarding yesterday’s Quotables Submissions …
Go there, right freaking now. And say some funny stuff. Like totally before you read the rest of this post. Which is way less funny than Quotables anyway.
GO THERE NOW DON’T MAKE ME COME FIND YOU!!!!!!!!
And when you’re done making a submission, BUT ONLY WHEN YOU’RE DONE….
You have permission to come back here and read my mundane stupidity.
But you are not allowed to keep reading if you don’t go to Quotables first and do…..something.
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Stupid Music Which Gets tWBS Scorned By The Masses
Yep, we’re doing it again. I didn’t wait so long this time.
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Homecoming
I’m home from traveling. But I’m tired. I’m still stressed out. I’m way sleep deprived. And I have to leave again in two weeks.
Most of which is my own fault, admittedly. But not for much longer. Not if I can help it.
And I’m giving myself solace with music. And maybe a bit of alcohol and weed. Allegedly.
But this week, I’m grabbing the low hanging fruit. Sorry, not sorry.
We’re doing two of my favorite musical acts this week (both of which get me made fun of more often than not). It’s….
P!nk and Hayley Williams Week!!!!
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Don’t Be A Hater
Not too long ago I had a friend (“had” being the key word there) who fancied herself the best singer ever on the planet. She claims she once made out with Gwen Stefani, though I don’t know if that’s true or not. (Gwen will get her own week fairly soon, btw)
Oh yes. Oh yes indeedy she will. Get yourself prepared, Gwen.
Anywhoooo…
This “friend” recently tried to re-enter my life. But she didn’t make a particularly good effort. Fucked it up completely, in fact.
And admittedly, she is a good singer. She has/had a wonderful voice. Great range. But her hatred for other female singers, and other people in general actually, is the main reason why she’s now bouncing around the east coast with no gig, and living in a van with a guy who doesn’t know how to play the guitar. She had a regular gig at a club in NY. She could have become something. If she’d learned to not hate and not burn her bridges. The club owner in NY got tired of her and kicked her out. Which is exactly what she (the club owner) should have done.
She hated others to the point she couldn’t shut up about it. Now, instead of singing in the club and getting a steady paycheck, and maybe even getting a shot at a recording contract at some point, she’s living in a van, down by the river. Like seriously. Living in a van.
Nice job.
The point being….
Hate never hurts the person/people you’re hating nearly as much as it hurts yourself. Even if just in an emotional toll on you. And sometimes, if it’s bad enough, it can really fuck up your own life.
Anywhoooo…..
Amongst her other hatred, for some reason, she hated Hayley Williams. And P!nk. And she hated the fact that I did NOT hate them.
So, fuck her. When she tried to re-enter my life recently, I told the narcissistic bitch to fuck off.
tWBS isn’t always stupid. Just usually.
But because of her, and the degree to which she annoyed me last week while I was trying to get other things done…
This week it’s P!nk and Hayley Williams’ week.
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Sports To Make You Sing Off Key 2Nite
NHL
- Buffalo @ Carolina – 7:30pmEST – TV: NHLN
NBA
- Indiana @ New York – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
- LAL @ Utah – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- Wright State @ N. Kentucky – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- (22)Indiana @ Maryland – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Siena @ Marist – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Purdue @ Wisconsin – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
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P!nk And Hayley
Like I said…I enjoy both of these fine young ladies. Their singing. Their attitudes. And of course their loveliness.
But mostly…. Strong women always get to me. P!nk and Hayley both are.
Enjoy…..
Have a nice weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
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(FOAR tWBS) – you missed one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwb9jOVRtU
Tori Amos can throw shade too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbeN7eRtdLU
Utah: Birthplace of Jazz
Sup
Sup, Vegas boy!
Off to a show. Not sober. Down ~$200 on craps
This is how the pros do it:
Is that how Drew ended up in the hospital?
Late night hawkey is so fun.
It’s the car gif again!
It’s gotta be an iOS thing, for “Error 505” images, on this blog platform, on odd numbered days.
http://media1.giphy.com/media/sfN9ghcJewo3C/giphy.gif
found a funny:
[100 acre wood]
Winnie: oh bother, seems I’m out of honey.
Piglet: oh, ddddear, Pooh.
Eeyore: I’m out of everything. Thanks for noticing me.
Tigger: I HAVE COCAINE!!!
That’s the wonderful thing about Tiggers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZ81x2CJF8
Hey, that’s not a Disney movie!
Tigger has done more coke than Mick Jagger, Jimmy Page, and Tony Montana combined.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!
Wait, which one had the good ideas then?
You wanna get rid of the who?
Shame their accent caused such a colossal confusion.
Obligatory
Brick Meathook approves this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6xoi-QJtm0&t=9s&ab_channel=AdultSwim
Ok, I’ll do it
“Nailed it!”
– Blair Walsh
I actually watched a bit of the Nets vs Raptors game. Was torn who to cheer for with IMC’s infinite nets posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi4pzKvuEQM
I think that’s how frat bros die at Penn State.
/look up frat kid dies after falling down stairs
Strong women who rock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtKCNoZ23o
I suspect some false advertising here, however, as I do not believe that Joanie is, in fact, back with the boys again.
She loves cock not hole
Put another peen in vagina baby
She loves cock not hole
So why not take a chance and penetrate?
I don’t think she even likes strapons.
To be fair neither do I.
Try a bigger one.
That’s what we are looking for here, folks.
This is straight up insane….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=23&v=gHVIZc9scwM
A trophy truck in a race takes out two cows at fully speed. If you go to the link, the camera is a 360 degree setup so you can sip it all the way around.
Kind of tough for the cows.
Like hamburgers.
Bears hire Pagano as DC. Not super-splashy, but okay I guess.
I have to wake up first thing in the morning and drive to Norfolk. There are a shitload of ports there, and two of them have requested drive training on back to back weeks.
I have not been back to Norfolk since I was in the military. I was stationed there for four and a half years and I detested every fucking moment I was there. Every negative cliche of a military town…its Norfolk times a million.
You know fleet week in NYC? Its the biggest party for the navy. If you are there in a navy uniform, you can’t pay for a drink. For a city that is supposed to just chew you up and spit you out, during fleet week, they treat military members like they are fucking royalty.
But since I was on a carrier, nuke boats can’t go there. I’ve only witness fleet week first hand in NYC after I got out. So for nuke boats, we have “fleet” week in Norfolk. Basically the base just puts up a banner at the access to the base.
The first fleet week after 9-11, I was in Norfolk. That stupid banner was up for less than 48 hours before some local defaced it. The locals didn’t even remove the dickhead signs they typically put out in front of their houses that say
No Dogs
Or Sailors
On Grass
The only other place in the world that I ended up in the navy at that the locals looked at sailors as being on par with dogs was the Middle East. I can at least understand that. But fucking Norfolk and the surrounding area is completely and utterly dependent on the military bases. If they went away, within a year Norfolk would be on par with Gary, Indiana.
I have to think this whole trip would be like if I ever bothered to go back to a high school reunion.
Like its going to take me like 15 minutes of being there before I immediately regret ever showing up.
Apparently my impression of Norfolk was way off, because I originally thought this would have been a step up for that place.
Brings new meaning to “Hello Tokyo!”
Don’t fuck with her padded bra
I respect both Pink and Hayley Williams because they actually can sing. Your friend sounds delightful Seamus.
They would get more respect, however, by making out. (Pretty sure Pink is ok with that.)
She’s not my friend anymore.
Can I get her number then?
You don’t want it. She’s bouncing around the Florida keys right now, reading tarot cards.
BOUNCING, YOU SAY???
(I wish there was a gif of bouncing boobs somewhere on the internet. Oh well.)
“My, my, my, what great prospectors, two shoe clerks readin’ a magazine about prospectin’ for gold in the land of the midnight sun, south of the border, or west of the Rockies, ha, ha, ha…”
Excellent. Thank you.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/jch4l0tk/
“Only two pumps before the gif repeats, it’s fine.” -Refs regarding the McCringleberry Incident
Happy Friday.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fbi-opened-inquiry-into-whether-trump-was-secretly-working-on-behalf-of-russia/ar-BBS83LZ?&ocid=spartanntp
Cool, Treason with a touch of Obstruction of Justice. Nice!
Well, if you are linking fucked up shit on Friday; this is fucked up:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/apnewsbreak-us-approved-thousands-of-child-bride-requests/ar-BBS5Vve?OCID=ansmsnnews11
WHAT THE FLYING FEATHER IS THAT?!
I’m holding out hope that this is really Chris Hansen tricking predators.
Pretty sure that’s the entire Libertarian platform.
So my choice in Political Parties is Child Brides or Dumb Cult? Why can’t I get better choices? Like “Free Beer” or “Mandatory Mondays Off Work” or “Anti-Buffering Internet”?
Well, you could be a Democrat, but you may not vote for Tulsi Gabbard.
We have some new attractive bisexual women in Congress and the Senate!
Again, why be in a party? Independent voter!!
Parties are fun. Especially lemon parties.
Depends on the state and if you want to vote in the primary.
Does that mean they’re not gonna play Stonehenge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auvl-gVWZEo
Did she spill ice cream?
Check everywhere.
I come here for my American news as it is more accurate than the mainstream media. So, what did your president do today?
The usual.
Guy in the black tank-top; not the hero we need, the hero we deserve.
Wifey took the girls to a friend’s for the evening. I’m celebrating my night off doing laundry, drinking beer, and have a buffalo bison burger.