Due to extenuating circumstances (“Nailed the Vocab words!” – Blair W.), today’s installment of Sexy Friday is being brought to you by the pervert that brought you AVN Week.
Balls: Why thank you, TWBS, for such a gracious introduction!
TWBS: I’m not here and you are writing this.
Balls: Oh yeah. Hey, that chick we saw at lunch today was pretty cute, right?
TWBS: Again, I’m not here, you are talking to yourself, and you should probably seek professional help.
Balls: Now, that’s not nice!
TWBS: Seriously? You’re gonna keep this up the whole post?
Balls: Fine! I guess not. BE that way!
TWBS:
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Dr. TWBS always has something to share in these Sexy Friday posts and I’ve often read them, thinking, “What can I, a simple Balls, share with the Commentist Party?”
The answer is, “Not much.”
You guys pretty much know me through my writing. If I come off as a bit of an asshole, a bit of a perv, and a person that loves to push people’s buttons, then that’s pretty close to the real me.
Granted, I do have some redeeming qualities, but very few people ever get to see them. It’s better that way.
They say you can tell a lot about a person by the things that person likes. I’m guessing this post will tell you a lot more about me.
Without further ado, TO THE CHEESECAKE!!
Updated for 2019:
In case you haven’t figured it out, I’m about to ruin your childhood:
Are there any fond childhood memories I haven’t completely destroyed? Please share in the comments!
Just so long as you have George Jetson putting it up Judy’s poop chute while jerking off Elroy…I shall green light it.
/u don’t even wanna noe about Astro…
Well hello Carlsbad. Seriously not that bad of a drive for a Friday night. Now it’s straight to the bar.
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ttps://giant.gfycat.com/AptCoordinatedCrane.mp4
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D’Oh! They’re all safe.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/qx4u87sq/
found a funny:
I’m rubber and you’re glue. She’s tape. He’s a stapler. Those guys are paper clips. All my friends are office supplies.
This new Hank Williams Jr. MNF intro song sucks.
He moves too quickly. He needs to be on his knees and have a fat ass to show how pear-shaped Roger is.
So you are being pedantic about a porn parody of a cartoon.
Attention to detail is the secret of parody.
Um …. sure.
Attention to detail in a porn parody is hiring a midget (or a certain runningback) to play said alien and fashioning a long dangley alien penis on a fucking shoe-string budget. That’s attention to detail.
I have no life.
Sir Anthony Hopkins having a normal one.
Here’s a 10 minute long scene from the parody Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Fucking Kirk Up The Ass From Behind
I love this gif SO much!!
I’m shocked. SHOCKED.
Still fine.
What’s the porn parody for “drank too much and tried to jerk off but gave up after 15 minutes”? Asking foar a friend.
“Great Expectations”?
Excellent work!
Jeebus. I ask Balls for one favour, and we get this.
Pornfreak is a freak for porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz0JXbwNUk8
This is me, right now.
Brick is poor and black? Oh wait no that’s a pot pipe.
Looks good to me.
Trying to think of bad shows for these
Frasier
Designing Women
Murphy Brown
Coach
Wings
Newheart Show
Cooch and Wangs pretty much write themselves
Murphy Brown’s Lubed-Up Asshole
Eventually followed by Murphy Brown’s Lubed-Up Asshole #17
Deigning Women could meet a particular fetish
Lays Her for Frasier ?
Murphy’s Brown Eye?
o7
I don’t know about Frasier’s name parody, but the theme directly references “tossed salad and scrambled eggs”, a fetish I don’t think I can contemplate.
I’d watch Fraiser just for the scene caption intros alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY
That last one, “Bionic Woman | Six Million Dollar Man”: did the producers ever even watch that show? He should be in a leisure suit (even in the jungle or fighting Big Foot) and she should be in a sundress. And what about Oscar Goldman? Where’s Oscar Goldman? He needs to get some, and plenty. IT WAS HIS IDEA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhM
This still cracks me up; NSFDFO!!!
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Moar like R2-Double D’s amirite
Man, I would totally watch that Sanford & Son parody just to see what Grady did.
“Bob’s Boners” wins for best title. I’m not sure why.
If they don’s use “I’m coming, Elizabeth!” then I don’t wan’t to live anymore.
No need to explain. Funny is funny.
Diamond Jackson’s in it. That’s a good sign.
I wouldn’t suggest searching Bing for “Can’t Be Sanford & Son (2011) xxx porn parody”
i made a (very hilarious by the way) joke the other day on here about Princess Di, and today at the store I saw one of the tabloids still running a cover story about who killed her. I think I’m in pretty good company.
I felt that in my fucking toes (and balls, of course)
Meghan Markle, obvs.
About a decade ago, I lived in London for grad school. One day, my teacher noted that one of the tabloids had a story about Diana almost every day, even though she’d been dead for 12 years at that point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVry7uMud1o&ab_channel=AustinCityLimitsTV
Amazing performance; very shitty audience.
She’s amazing. Still sounds incredible live.
Agreed; I saw them a few years ago and she sounded as good or better than in the hay-day.
Ok, they’re playing in Berlin on June 6. I’ll meet you guys there. We’ll drink, see Pretenders, drink more, get some German strange, whatevs. WHO’S WITH ME???
If you’re paying, I’ll be there.
Well, that’s the thing…I may not have thought the details all the way through…
Presumably for the head on his shoulders, Nashville acquired Cody “There Can Only be One” McLeod in a trade with the Rangers.
/It should totally be called “Hashville”
Lotta goo there
Nutbusters!
(I ain’t afraid of no nuts)
http://namethatpornstar.com/imagecache/NTPSiaoa43fph3zf.gif
Yes sir; Rick & Morty.
What the hell happened to Avril Lavigne?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/2af7343a19d9e5f018f8a7be6308e983/tumblr_min1ojceKs1s5vfqno5_500.gif
I like where this is going.
Magneto has a big ol’ dick (and, of course, he’s circumcised).
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ttps://www.xvideos.com/video21457023/xmen_parody_video_with_magneto_fucking_big_tits_psylocke
That dude always creeped me the fuck out.
nanner, nanner.
I’ve had one fuck of 48 hours. Humanity as a whole is a good thing; individuals poison the well for everyone else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9ydw_aDMg&ab_channel=Thergothon1
Loved his song “One Bourbon, One Bourbon, and One Bourbon.”
That don’t confront me none. (I say this much more frequently than I ought.)
Remember – the one on the right is Charlotte Flair.
Love this post SO MUCH. But there are some parodies that aren’t even trying to look like the original cast (looking in your direction, The Jeffersons…”Hey, we got some black guys, that’ll do it.”)
So there is this website called “blacked dot com” and it is racist, but the guys in the videos themselves seem to be muchly enjoying themselves.
So I’ve heard anyway, from a friend of a friend who knows this person who visited said website….. once.
I will take your word for it. Besides, I still have my college memories.
Just got back from Trader Joe’s. My basket contained: pizza dough, pizza sauce, pepperoni, sliced olives, mozzarella cheese, parmesan cheese, salad fixins, beer. The clerk said, “Gonna make some pizza?”
Reminded me of:
“…and let’s make it look like the moose are humping the cars.”
“Are you sure about that?”
“THE FUCK DID I SAY??? DO IT!”
Evening, lizard people.
Quick recognition.
TECHNICALLY…..
Happy Friday.
Not sure what song….
Speaking of porn parodies.
*reversed
http://nymag.com/author/Sarah%20Schneider/
Is that Evan Stone in a wig in Not Cheers? What a gas.
