Welcome to the second round! The 32 winners from the first round move on to this one, you know, like regular March Madness. And like regular March Madness, the winners now get into actual named rounds, and not just the “n+1th” round. We call it the Saucy 16 because, well,
(I guarantee at most two other people actually got what I said in the caption.)
I won’t release the names of the other rounds juuuuust yet, but the naming committee has approved them. Anyway, since we’ve made a full circuit in the first round, we delve back into the BLEERGH Regional and get a reminder of the round’s region results. Today’s polls’ll cover the top half of the region, making up half of the BLEERGH What the Hell are Regional Semifinals. Higher seeds will remain the upper option, for organization’s sake.
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.Since this 1 seed escaped the infamy that others did not, it gets this dance song THAT WE ALL KNEW WAS COMING EVENTUALLY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
But still NO DANCING QUEEN!
Images from Reddit and YouTube.
Kids sharing cream pies…in Canadia!?!
Not all heroes wear capes
coocoo ka-choo!
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2825899-tiger-woods-quadruple-bogey-leads-to-2nd-round-71-at-2019-players-championship
The link said Tiger Woods’ worst hole of career.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/chiefs/2019/03/15/tyreek-hill-chiefs-investigation-battery/3179837002/
That first one is neck and neck, err, maybe Sophie’s choice……. let’s just say it was too close for me.
PLUTONIUM GRADE BANANACAKES
poor Swans, that’ll leave a mark
Yipes! Auburn is on fire!
this could help Shitty Wolves, as our best win is v. Aubie.
There’s your bump.
It’s just for the insurance.
I really think City are about to depart the FA Cup. No first-ever quadruple.
With no Kevin The Broom, how could they possibly sweep all them titles?
“Leveraged Buy-out! Leveraged Buy-out! Damnit! TIMEOUT! TIMEOUT!”
-Tommy Amaker, Harvard Basketball coach
Really surprised that Neal deGrasse Tyson didn’t travel back in time to quell these sexual assault rumours.
who has 2 thumbs and a bet on Swans to win the half WOO!
2-nil Bananacakes!!
Another fucking draw.
Fuck the bloody barcodes.
Here’s a story about why kids are the worst, for all you non-parents out there:
Last night, Mrs. Wakezilla was giving me a hummer so incredible, I was about to speak in Ara fucking maic. But then ToddlerZilla enters the room screaming like a lunatic. So I stay up and get my stuff all ready for work while Mrs. Zilla puts down ToddlerZilla. So, round 2 begins and ToddlerZilla comes screaming again! Fuck.
To make a long story short, we were woken up a handful of times since 330am and kids continue to be the worst cock blocks ever.
you ain’t shitting me, chuh chuh
So kids are the perfect premature ejaculation tonic?
“Nah.”
— Catholic Church
Teh timing was perfect FOAR ME!! – Father Flanagan
Only been interrupted twice. Both times we were able to resume.
/later, putting young son to sleep
Me: “We were wrestling. And I was winning, btw.”
Son: “But Mommy was on top of you?”
Me: “YOU CAN SHUT THE FUC… umm… I was letting her win?”
Son: [rolls eyes] “You never win against Mommy.”
Me: “Man, that’s tough but fair. What am I doing wrong?”
Son: “When was the last time you bought her a card?”
Me: “…”
Son: “Exactly!”
Me: “I’m glad we had this talk.”
Son: “You bore me. Tuck me in and get the hell out of here.”
Me: “Yes, sir.”
That #9 Tampa Bay one was a 13-3 Wild Card. Woof.
Leicester down a man early against Burnley. It feels like Burnley always get these weird breaks fin favor of them over the past 5 games
And West Ham allows Huddle House to equalize. Balls.
is y’all safe from the drop, you reckon?
Oh yeah. It’s frustrating that they don’t gobble up these bottom table teams, though. They play down to their competition. I’m glad Lanzini is back.
See?
Huddle House has scored 15 goals ALL SEASON. They have 2 today @ West Ham in the FIRST FUCKING HALF!!
Huddle House was only like +267 to win this, I was flabbergasted
Foxes get a man sent off in the 4th minute. Looking like a Cherries kind of day.
merde, meant Burnley kind of day
That 1-9 matchup is tough.
That #5 seed is comin’ from behind yet again! 😀
This is the 3rd match between the sides this season, Moose Hornets won 2-1 each time
all ex-Evertonians, as Tom Cleverley replaces Gerard Delofeu
thinking meta, what would be MOAR terrifying, a moose-sized hornet or a hornet-sized moose?
Moose sized hornet. Fuck that.
even if they didn’t really fly, I’d still piss myself and drop ded if I saw one
no soccer.
how about some funnies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjMOtaBqVc
FA Cup is on ESPN+ and the Palace cunts have gone level at Watford.
cracker of a goal, Moose Hornets back up 2-1
morning funny:
GUY: I think I’m done eating
ME: did you need a to-go box?
DEATH ROW EXECUTIONER: again, stop asking them that
STOP RIPPING OFF MAH LIFE, FIRE EMBLEM HEROES!!11!!
Fun demographic project – Which set is bigger: Puerto Ricans named Héctor, or Irish named Michael Patrick?
It’s been more than nine months since Maria, aren’t there more Donalds than Hectors by now?
Krafty.
I’d go with more Hectors
Go to any Irish gathering and ask for Matt Kelly.
One of my god sons is named… Matt Kelley.
A second round? What is this, cheating at Russian Roulette?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
I got it in on Request Line yesterday. Did you really think I wouldn’t post it again here?????
Abba is evil.
I want to see a highlight reel of The Bride from Kill Bill killing all those people with this song in the background.
I feel like that would work in a zombie movie kill montage too.
http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5c8d4ab2bd09e-kill-the-dancing-queen.php