NFL Nuggets:
- The day’s not over yet, so Russell Wilson’s deadline has not yet passed.
- There are trade rumours afoot in the absence of any real news:
- The Honey Badger speculates it’s the Giants just because.
- Will Brinson at CBS Sports speculates the Giants by way of draft picks.
- He was willing to walk away last time, but the Seahawks met his deadline at the last minute. This proves how serious he is!
- Seattle sports radio is losing its mind in
- There are trade rumours afoot in the absence of any real news:
- ESPN is not getting Peyton Manning in the booth, but they are getting Peyton Manning, Ken Burns devotee!
- ESPN has announced the 2019 debut of “Peyton’s Places”. It’s a 30-episode documentary hosted by Manning.
- Divided into five chapters, the ESPN+ project debuts in July and will be released in six-episode chunks through January 2020.
- I’m sure it will be as hard-hitting as an NFL media sponsor & NFL product shillmeister are known to be.
- Divided into five chapters, the ESPN+ project debuts in July and will be released in six-episode chunks through January 2020.
- ESPN has announced the 2019 debut of “Peyton’s Places”. It’s a 30-episode documentary hosted by Manning.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: all are Game 3s
- Bruins at Maple Leafs – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC (series tied 1-1)
- Capitals at Hurricanes – 7:00PM | CNBC / Sportsnet (Caps up 2-0)
- Predators at Stars – 9:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet (series tied 1-1)
- Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM | CNBC / CBC (series tied 1-1)
- NBA:
- Nets at 76ers – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Clippers at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN3
- MLB:
- Mets at Phillies – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Blue Jays at Twins – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
- Reds at Dodgers – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- WWE:
- the “Superstar Shake-Up” from Montreal
- where it can’t fully happen since some of the wrestlers (like Jeff Hardy) were denied entry due to “pre-existing” conditions like arrests & drug convictions, and some have run into travel delays.
- the “Superstar Shake-Up” from Montreal
My @united flight was delayed multiple times and then cancelled. That’s fine. Stuff happens. What’s not fine is being told I have to wait 2-6 hours to get my bag.
— Matt Cardona (@TheMattCardona) April 15, 2019
IT’S ANOTHER MONTREAL SCREW JOB!
Note gonna say how i stumbled upon this page, but I’m having way too much fun with it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religious_slurs
Missing a few, but hell if I’m fixing that.
This was hilarious and informative:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaRQaDjKShA&feature=youtu.be
In case your curious, the French translation is:
Le toit! Le toit! Le toit est en feu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0-pHnykC9s&ab_channel=MrBootieman
So I forgot music history briefly until someone posted it. Notre Dame is where we got polyphony, the Notre Dame School with Leonin and Perotin. So let’s get some Gregorian chant up in this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtkmnhnHWhw
Makes Slayer sound like pansies.
I just walked through the downstairs to check on Mom. She’s still breathing, and watching Jimmy Fallon for some reason. Dunno why.
But Cher is on the show tonight. And even at 72, she still looks pretty good. And she now has pink hair.
Yeah, I would.
Wait, were you still talking about Cher at the end there?
Ummmmmm…..
I’ll put you down for “yes”.
Let’s call it a “hard probably”.
“Hard” being the key word of course.
Anyone wanna see a sexy fighting robots pic? Blacksmith vs. Quantum
Three banner worthy comments in one night, and two referenced the destruction of a national symbol.
We can do better than this. It should have been 4 out of 5.
To be blunt, it was in Paris and I’m willing to bet half the world didn’t even know it existed until CNN, MSNBC and Fox News went “Holy shit! Look at the fire!”
If it was Mar-A-Lago or Trump Tower, we’d have a dozen banners.
If it was Gillette Stadium we would have an opera.
ZOOOOOOOOK
I thought he looked familiar. That’s Mac from IASIP on the left.
People were posting him and i had no clue what his actual name was.
Look at Nashville in the 2nd! Two goals and a 1:30 5-on-3 penalty kill. I haven’t been as impressed with a road period since Donita Sparks fired her tampon into the crowd at an L7 concert. Waka waka. Try the veal.
Mike Smith’s glove hand is in midseason form tonight. He’s showing why Ice Stamps fans want him to wear two blockers
How is his pimp hand?
How ya doin’ my Ninjas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEzVee5iUoM
Well, that wasn’t a particularly fun game to have glass seats for.
Fuck you Carolina Hurricanes. Now I gotta get drunk.
You got to see Ovi fight a dude, so there’s that.
Good point.
Honestly didn’t know he had it in him.
wow.
Oh my God, a gay mayor named Buttchug might be our next president? Buddy is chuffed!
Yeah but he’s a log cabin Republican just running as a Democrat
Don’t care, he could run as a Nazi and I’m #TeamButtchug!
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whut whut?
Vote teh Butt!!!
Can we send these French workers to the new rams stadium?
How many people will get teabagged at Peyton’s Place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=f77uFFg8uFo
He didn’t ram his head into the ice. That’s bullshit.
If anything he slowed his fall by holding his jersey as they both went down.
Announcers are stupid. Learn gravity.
How goes fellow degenerates?
Nets hangin’ in there…
Just like Hernandez now.
Custom coffin? Rovell would admire the branding
This was fucking beautiful commenting.
“The gargoyles are going to be okay though, right?” – DoJu, concerned for the safety of his girlfriend Kimberly
allen with the playoffs ‘fro?
Voiceover, Sam Spade: “I still remember when the dame walked into my office like it was yesterday. Barged right in before my secretary could stop her. Sturdy, like she was made of brick and stone. 100 meters long, easy, and currently ablaze, engulfed in flames. I told her to have a seat.”
She must’ve been from Indiana
The important thing is that the President weighed in with his expertise.
C’est magnifique!
En outre, c’était le seul commentaire qu’ils ont fait en anglais. Tous les autres commentaires étaient en français. Ils l’ont écrit en anglais pour expliquer à quel point l’idée était stupide.
Was so perfect.
Could you imagine this fucking moron trying to run a war? He’d insist that they send in Rambo or something equally stupid.
This could be the first military coup where the military is the good guys.
If Trump tried to start a war to save his own ass the military brass would slow-walk that thing until 2030.
“Why aren’t you sending the army over there?”
“We got our best ship heading there as fast as it can.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Constitution
Ron Howard Narrator Voice: “They aren’t.”
Remember that on 9/11 the cloud from tower 1 collapsing was still hanging when he told some shithead tv host he now had the tallest building in New York.
which cost him exactly ZERO votes because Darkest Timeline.
I haven’t seen this much animosity between Washington and a Carolina since 1863
Uh oh, Cher got her medicine mixed up. She took the Blue Pill by mistake.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/cher-embraced-by-james-woods-conservatives-after-questioning-if-california-can-handle-more-immigrants/ar-BBVXekJ?ocid=spartanntp
I have a sneaking suspicion that she won’t get called pocahontas for claiming to be part native American
“Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves” are an equal measure of both fanbases.
liberals are all over that shit. The Atlantic has a cover story on it by Canadian war criminal David Frum for fucks sake. And queen Hillary has also opined on limiting immigration. They don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves.
Ah yes, if there’s any way to motivate Democratic voters, it’s with Republican-Lite policies.
– The DNC since 1992
found a funny:
kids: can we have a popsicle?
me: *eating a popsicle* no it’s 8am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
Too soon?
Nope
I just made that joke!
Yes, and you phrased it better.
Or Porky Prime did. I don’t know. I’m on my cell phone. All the words are small!
“What do you mean there was a scaffolding accident at Notre Dame with no deaths?” – Brian Kelly
There’s still time
“If I was Macaroni, I’d do an investigamation into why those flying buttresses didn’t dump all kinds of water on the place when they happened to be flying by!”
-Donald T.
CNN Fact Check:
FALSE. Its was daylight and they couldn’t have helped if they wanted to until the sun set.
Goliath – CNN Petrification Creature Expert
“Fewer gargoyles for me to deal with.” -David X.
Russian on Russian violence on the ice in Raleigh
Wait I can do better: I haven’t seen this much Russian-on-Russian violence since Mexico City in 1940.
Peyton’s Places S01 E01: Taint Nothing Wrong With That
Peyton’s Places S01 E02: Hoping for Good Health: A Visit to the Guyer Institute
Are we sure this fire wasn’t caused by a singing Bishop whose fireplace raged out of control with angry, wild, guilt-ridden Gypsy masturbation fantasies?
I texted Hermana Weaselo that “Hellfire” might not be the best song to post from that.
“Bruins are winning 0-0 as told to me in the The Clan of the Cave Bear Chronicles”.
-Jean M. Auel
If Notre-Dame de Paris burning down isn’t proof that God is mad at the Catholic church, I don’t know what is.
French construction workers will always do better work than international terrorists.
BANNER THIS MAN
Yeesh, like ‘God’ has anything to do with the contemporary Catholic church… smgdh
This is the worst day the Catholic Church has had since… well, since yesterday probably.