I hope the weekend finds you well, you are finely settled in for the evening enjoying a beverage or some music
and that your team drafted well enough that you don’t feel like driving down to their team headquarters to protest what you feel was a waste of team resources.
Or, put another way:
I might just not give a shit about the Giants until Gettleman is fired because why bother
— Dave Rappoccio (@DrawPlayDave) April 26, 2019
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Blue Jackets at Bruins – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
- NBA:
- Round 2 Game 1: 76ers at Raptors – 7:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- Round 1 Game 7: Spurs at Nuggets – 10:00PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Brewers at Mets – 7:00PM | FS1
- UFC:
- Fight Night – From Sunrise, Fla
- Prelims – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
- Main card – 9:00PM | ESPN+ / TSN5
- Fight Night – From Sunrise, Fla
- MLS:
- NY Red Bulls vs. Cincinnati – 7:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- College Baseball: Oklahoma State at Texas Tech – 8:30PM | ESPNU
- Women’s College Softball: Kentucky at Alabama – 9:00PM | ESPN
- AFL:
- Sydney vs. GWS – 2:00AM | TSN2
That’s a nicely full docket. Enjoy the viewing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPv6reJquRU
briar atwell
1 day ago
Thanks to manscape …i believe im a better sack artist than von miller now
Today in How Not to Succeed in Musicals Without Really Trying… just sing your song while the orchestra’s confused because you skipped the entire underscore before it! And keep plowing along.
Today’s “that would make a good band name”: A Cappella Mob
Columbus BJ’s for everybody!!!!
No wait….
Well, the natives did die of disease. They didn’t specify what kinds.
I’m not traveling to Ohio for that; I’ve been there and the quality is terrible.
YOUR AMAZON ORDER:
Moar free Hockey.
I’m getting sleepyish.
No spoilers on the suburban Sydney clash, please. We’re going out for dinner and I won’t complete my re-watch until tomorrow. Thaaaaaanks
IMPENDING DOOM.
I am angry at Hockey.
That is all.
LOL
How hard can it be to hand the rock to Barkley?
Life
/gets intercepted
I’ve figured out a new scheme. Since I cook something new each Sunday I’ve been using Saturday to cook my old favorites. Tonight I made a couple of flatbreads. From scratch of course. They turned out incredible. I may not do carryout ever again.
My dough game is strong.
What a coincidence.
SOON!
Goddamn. I said goddamn!
RR doesn’t make stuff that good on her show and she has a food empire.
My moobs aren’t as attractive
DEBATABLE!
Some of those edges are spot fucking on.
Did you save any for the rest of us?
I wanted to save some. But couldn’t resist. All gone now.
There is no residual evidence here as well.
Fewer questions.
Fuck yes!
Got a martini in hand, a leg of lamb on the way, and a strawberry-rhubarb pie to make. Even the Dolphins can’t screw up tonight for me.
The Columbus Blue Jackets will make an attempt at it, however.
Obvious joke is obvious
Just started Santa Clarita Diet and Drew Barrymore just projectile vomited for 10 minutes, so this definitely seems like a show worth a shot
Maybe not the best timing…
It’s me, the kiss of death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTDsJd1l7Aw
Someone just got kicked square in the nuts in the UFC card and resumed fighting within 2 minutes.
Cup or not, I’m curled up and crying for a good hour.
Testicular atrophy.
This BAHSTAN singer has Joe West beat in the neck meat department.
Firstly of all, WHAT a banner gif!
Isn’t it beautiful?
It really is.
The march of time is both cruel and inevitable
Respect for going hard til the day you die, though
Is that ESPN’s John Clayton on the left in the first picture?
Robert Gibson is like if Joe Flaherty had a lazy eye, which gives me an excuse to post a Count Floyd video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNi9qoaKqM
I’m thinking they never opened a 401K.
Ricky Morton gonna be paying child support 10 years after he’s dead
Skinny arms PSA
https://twitter.com/jmillstein/status/1118549758912516096
Yea gooooooo Padres!!!!
up 4-2 in the 10th inning!!!
Also….
found a funny:
I wish all the things people tell you when you’re severely depressed were also what guys said before they cum.
You want me to tell depressed people “By the by, I’m HIV-positive”???
I mean, OK, if it’ll make you feel better…
C’mon, baby, pull my hair and lemme aim it at your t[CENSORED]s
They wound up slapping the piss out of the Nationals. On a good run and just got wins facing Scherzer and Strasberg. On the road!
That seems a bit wordy for climaxing, but you do you.
Say aaahh!
I want to do the L.A. pub crawl. The best case scenario in my life now is that I’ll be too busy with work then, but second is that I can still take off the weekend to hang out with you degenerates and my brother.
Would be great to have you aboard.
A thing of beauty
https://twitter.com/wiretap804/status/1122270574250688513
That rules.
I think ‘19 may be an overall uninteresting year for nfl competitiveness.
Unless Brady tears an ACl…
That would be hilarious
It will be interesting to see what kind of year Mahomes has without Tyreek Hill or Kareem Hunt.
Joe West has more neck meat than a giraffe.
Cowboy Joe also has the cowboy waddle.