Congrats everyone – we made it to the weekend.
Not a lot going on this weekend on the Beerguy front. Just trying to keep the doggies cool during the mini heat wave we’re experiencing up here.
Billy Idol actually played up here during Spring Break. It’s now “Billy Idol and Steve Stevens”,
and they’ve aged a bit. But whatever the name, the music was still solid. They played at the Vogue theatre, which holds about a thousand people, and it was a great time.
As a musical aside, if you have seen “Avengers: Endgame”, you’ll know another reason I quite enjoyed it was because they included a deep-cut Kinks song.
Again, it was 10/10 & perfect fan service for this guy.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- St. Louis at San Jose – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC / Sportsnet
- MLB:
- Yankees at Rays – 6:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Nationals at Dodgers – 9:10PM | MLBN
- NCAA:
- College Lacrosse: Robert Morris at Virginia – 7:30PM | ESPNU
- College Baseball: Indiana State at Dallas Baptist – 9:30PM | ESPNU
- Women’s College Softball: SEC Championship – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- Fútbol:
- Liga MX:
- Tigres UANL vs. Pachuca – 7:30PM | UNI
- Liga MX:
- Fights:
- PBC Fight Night:
- Hurd-Williams (super welterweights) – 8:00PM | FOX
- UFC 237: From Rio de Janeiro – Namajunas vs. Andrade
- Prelims – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN4
- Top Rank Boxing:
- Main Event: Berchelt-Vargas (super featherweights) – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
- PBC Fight Night:
- NASCAR Sprint Cup Series:
- Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series Race at Kansas – 7:30PM | FS1 / TSN
- Australian Rules Football:
- Fremantle vs. Richmond – 3:00AM | TSN2
Other programming:
- PBS: The Great British Baking Show – 8:00PM
- Mary Berry will absolutely cut a bitch.
- Showtime: Wu-Tang Clan: Of Mics and Men – 8:00PM
- Season 1 • Episode 1 • Episode 1
- relevant:
- Season 1 • Episode 1 • Episode 1
- NBC: SNL: Emma Thompson; Jonas Brothers – 11:30-ish (due to length of hockey)
- A week late for the Sandler episode, but I couldn’t find a version I liked until this the other day.
Enjoy your evening.
Emma Thompson is still alive. Who knew?
Stop spying on me!
Howard?
Wait, that’s Lea Thompson.
IR pegging. Bruce Timm is quite the vanguard
I’m gonna try to do a 10k thingy again tomorrow. Knee is wonky as fuck but I’m on a roll. Okay, I’m not on a roll. [sighs] I’m not even on a bun. Please don’t tell my wife-her ciabatta cheques stopped coming in two weeks ago. I remember the days when we swam in starter yeast! Those days are long gone. I rue the day the Super Bakeries merged and slowly but surely began limiting our choices.
Sure, you can get all the pumpernickel you want on the black market but it’ll cost you at least 3 butter knives per loaf. And they call this progress! Please, join the #nowhitebread! movement now-before it’s too late!
Pump fer a nickel? That’s a good deal.
It’s a hard knock loaf.
#whitebreadgenocide is real
Oh dear God. Earlier I made some garlic aoli and now I’m making some hard-boiled eggs. I was thinking I should put some of the aoli on one of the eggs.
Then I realized I would be making a mayonnai-egg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO1k2Y3o-iM
After reading that, I don’t feel so good, either.
Yay – family is gone. Time for the good scotch.
Exactly.
She may be talking about sperm….. not sure.
Stop spying on me!
Can I just say cutting things as a lefty sucks? Like cucumbers, for instance. Still doable, but it’s annoying because I know the blade’s not happy.
Someone needs to visit the Leftorium.
When Casa Weaselo (okay, Apartment Weaselo) becomes a thing, I’ll have to have at it. Except at that point it would probably be the move-in point, and Senorita Weaselo is a righty.
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These St. Louis Blues, I call them 99.2% of R&B musicians because things aren’t going too well for them right now.
The payoff is worth the wait.
-Insurance company
Two minor lessons learned from cooking Sunday Gravy:
You can freeze ginger for one additional use.
You can’t do the same with dill.
This has been a public service announcement.
“Live and learn.”
-that religion that does that thing where you come back as something else and do something different and do something else after that and after that it’s the same thing after the other thing and then I imagine it gets boring after awhile.
But eventually you achieve a perfect state.
So you’ve got that going for you.
Which is nice.
I would lose at least three fingers, and possibly one arm, if I tried that.
Just like I can’t tell the difference between Jet and The Strokes, Jay Bouwmeester and Dion Phaneuf are basically the same person in my mind.
“We’ve said the Blues won’t go away, and they haven’t.”
Yeah, yeah, I hear ya, hockey talkingguy.
It’s almost as if both of these teams are good!
He needs to try Cymbalta (duloxetine); the company that makes it says it works great.
So many cucumber gifs tonight that now I’m seeing Vlasics on the teevee
OK, let’s switch it up.
SATURDAY NIGHT!
IT’S BEAUTIFUL, MAN! BEAUTIFUL!
“Your sublimated Peter North fantasies have been noted, categorized and cataloged. You’re welcome.”
-Your Friendly Neighbourhood NSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fntzQR8BJ0&ab_channel=RomeoWhiskey3
More pussies and cucumbers than FTV.
Things I encountered while walking the dog today:
A busted garbage can that was garbage itself.
A perfectly serviceable garbage can that was left on the curb for anyone to claim (I claimed it).
Meanwhile; three blocks over.
Someone needs to remind her she has TWO hands. smgdh
The redhead on the left killed a six year old and she’s still a better person than Rose McGowan.
Never forget our national heroes.
The last person to serve him?
Yeah, see, you want to jump behind the bar BEFORE you get shot.
Sometimes the best laid plans (i.e.: NFL season)……
Hockey talking guy: “Sharks are buzzing now.”
The last thing you want to hear if you’re Jacques Costeau
“Sharks are bouzzing now,” on the other hand, would be words by Jacques Clouseau!
Here’s how the rabbi does it.
Is the real appeal circling around “Tombstone” is that it addresses male friendship? Otherwise, it’s a pedestrian movie.*
*I love this movie
Disagree; that pizza sucks.
This scene had some steaming hot man-on-man male friendship:
Hockey talking guy: “5 on 3 is tough.”
Oh really?
“Fucking pussies.”
-Sasha Grey
I may not be rooting for the Sharks, but I’m happy Joe Pavelski is healthy.
Pavelski out there juggling the puck
The last time there was a two-man advantage in San Jose in front of 19000 spectators was… probably earlier today.
It depends on when Trader Joe’s ran out of their corn salsa.
The family is over & visiting. My recycling bin is going to be full of the empties I will need to get through all of this.
/Gets in shower
/Takes shower
/Gets out of shower
/Turns on UFC fights
/Sees Clay Guida fighting BJ Penn
How about that? My shower is a time machine and we’re back in 2011!
No, no, we specifically said hot tub!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeSwrFKFNFw
So that is what a food porn orgy looks like. I would have expected more bechamel sauce.
I’m just glad they weren’t pancakes.
That’s later.
Stupid sexy pancakes.
it’s true! Cats:
1) Do not abide by vegetables; and
2) Defy the laws of physics
My last cat would eat broccoli, but he was a bit odd.
wow, and that’s a vegetable’s vegetable
/and mine will eat the Sheba “chicken and vegetables” wet food, God only knows what that actually contains, though
goddamned Dirt Yinzers
Distant cousin of Cabbage Head?
So fucking absurd. (that’s the way I like it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxB_Hs2cXiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3svW8PM_jc
Yanks-Rays are about to clear the benches after CC drills someone next inning.
Dammit, CC’s gonna get tossed for hitting another Ray in retaliation now.
It started off good, and then it got better.
ARE YOU OK!? ARE YOU OK!? ARE YOU BLAM!!!
His name has to be Lambeau.
too bad this would be hard to banner.
I just want to go on record and say washing a cucumber is an entirely unpleasant experience.
guess it depends on what you done with it first ,, smh
#tastysalad
Just brought the thing home from the store.
Got to admit you can see the allure for females.
Are you really that homophobic or is there some childhood trauma involved? This is one of the fucking weirdest things I’ve heard (here anyway).
I guess I should assume you are joking; that way it makes sense.
yeah, that is how I took it, playful self-deprecation
Yes, it’s got to be a joke. My bad, except for the baby carrot pile on.
baby carrot were also funny
Hippo gets me.
It was this followup that threw me off. The sarcasm font was off.
She seems nice.
You just lost your cook’s license.
The whole of your adolescent life prepared you for the experience. What’s the? Oh. I get it now.
He’s much better with baby carrots, though.
That’s just mean. smh
The reason I was driving back into town was because my youngest is trying to get with a girl that is way, way out of his league “right now”. I don’t have the heart to tell him that she’s just using him and his insecurities to get things. Better to say nothing and have him learn a hard lesson.
this is excellent parenting (seriously)
Let me know when you want her to disappear.
What? I’m a part-time magician.
It’ll be tough enough on its own; good call by not making it worse by making him think his dad doesn’t believe in him.
Can you be my dad?
I’ve been outside pretty much all day. It is now time to shove some raspberry pie into my gaping maw, take a shower, and start drinking beer.
Played a “cat and mouse” chase game on the highway up to my town with a young blonde girlie. I ended up in front of her as we came into town and she waved at me and gestured for me to pull over. I gave her the ‘Peace’ sign and shook my head ‘no’. Felt guilty about the whole thing so I drove directly to the hardware store and bought a new bath tub plug for my wife.
For a story that starts with a highway flirtation and ends with a guy buying a plug for a woman, it’s disappointingly unsexy.
If he’s not careful the stopper could turn into a butt plug.
I laughed.
this guy Scotchy? HE FUCKS!
“Taint No More!”
Chris Davis still sucks.
That is all.
“What has Andy Reid never said at a Seafood Buffet?”
http://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=401030917