Your “Junk In The Trunk” Friday Evening Open Thread

This week’s edition is especially designed for my good friend  BallsofSteelandFury .

Even though he didn’t ask for this by specific request, he’s getting it anyway.

He’s earned it.

Sort of….

But this week is all about ‘dat ass.

Sports Which Will Make You Feel Like An Ass 2Nite

(that might mean two things)

NHL

  • San Jose @ St. Louis (game 4, SJ up 2-1) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN

NBA

  • Toronto @ Milwaukee (game 2, Tor up 1-0) – 8:30pmEDT – TV: TNT

MLB

Nada as far as national broadcasts.  Check your locals.

Full Schedule

…And I Cannot Lie

Enjoy….

Merry Christmas, indeed.

Ooooof.

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

And don’t forget….

Two asses are better than one.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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You’ve seen her nipslip, I assume?

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I respect that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Naked.

*If bacon can wear apron.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, I also whacked to it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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And half off maple donuts! It’s a shame Timmy’s went to Hell after the Burger King takeover.

https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral/status/1129438702248316930

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I’m not sure who this is, but she seems nice.

https://streamable.com/a6rp3

Mr. Ayo

Isn’t that Trish Stratus?

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I don’t follow cricket, sir.

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Whoever does the Saturday morning lesser footie might want to use this tomorrow.

Spoiler
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Don T

Those pics sharpened my gulping skills.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Cheese?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Welp, I just pulled a Brick Meathook. Anybody got any talcum powder?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Do the dog butt crawl on some wet grass.

Works for me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The rest of the people in the park don’t seem to enjoy it, though.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No means yes in this case.

Brick Meathook

What, did you get you balls waxed?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yup. With Lacey, too. Does that make us Eskimo Skin Brothers?

Brick Meathook

Hahaha you are sooooo L.A. now! Go get a vegan burger.

Unsurprised

Quick and dirty, like …

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I get bored at work and a co-worker and I come up with deranged parody songs. Tonight, Billy Ocean’s “Caribbean Queen” got the treatment.

Aryan Queen
Now she’s sharing alt-right memes
Non-white crime stats just for fun
And the stuff the Jews run

litre_cola

This topic I can get behind. Huzzah twbs.

WCS

It’s actually in Maryland, and no. We’re about to leave. Steph had to work.

Mr. Ayo

Even sooner apparently.

rockingdog
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rockingdog

so can the raptors make a run?

Sharkbait

Sup bitches

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Erections.
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Sharkbait

Can we get an infinite orioles post?

SonOfSpam

Is there still a Boog’s BBQ and will you eat some BBQ and write about BBQ?

I’m hungry.

SonOfSpam

Ah, so crabs then.

Get some medicine for those, and enjoy your dinner!

Sharkbait

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SonOfSpam

Edelman is a Jeopardy answer tonight. I hate this timeline.

King Hippo

a commentist would have blurted out JEWKAH!

SonOfSpam

“Our judges have good news for Hippo – they have determined “Jewkah” is an acceptable alternative for Welker, and $1200 has been added to his score. But please stop ringing in to ask whether anyone has leftover Darvocets.”

ballsofsteelandfury

Jägermeister is the official shot of the NHL.

Let that sink in for a bit…

SonOfSpam

They’re trying to get that coveted 18-29 Douchenozzle market.

SonOfSpam

Evening gents. The Anchor variety pack has some quality brews in it. And now they’re in me. Mostly orally.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

See I told you having that colostomy wasn’t going to be all bad.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, the doc said it was his first voluntary one, but I feel kinda like a trendsetter.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Goddamn, I haven’t seen raptors get destroyed this badly since the Chicxulub meteor.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh NO! Tiger missed the cut!

/fuck Tiger

Mr. Ayo

Is Tiger back?

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— Word around The Bunny Ranch

herodotus450

“Eh, we’ll cut it again pretty soon anyway, he’ll be here for that.”
-Unscrupulous drug dealer

ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Fuck that asshole.

SonOfSpam

– James Deen’s director, pointing randomly

ballsofsteelandfury

Awwww, I don’t know what to say! THANK YOU!!

SonOfSpam

– Kellen Winslow’s personal shopper

Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I want to photoshop Trump’s disgusting chin-butt onto the cover of that magazine.
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This?

Spoiler
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yep.

Unsurprised

Cool. I’ll give it a try.

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Gotta run.
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Mr. Ayo

Speaking of ass, the Orioles everyone!

The Orioles are bad at baseball, a breakdown pic.twitter.com/FVWhzfA0p9

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) May 17, 2019

https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

King Hippo

I am very much rooting for them to hit the negative team WAR goal

Mr. Ayo

Cheer up! You paid good money to watch history being made!

King Hippo

we need a barnstorming team made of MIA’s hitters and BAL’s pitchers

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I have a gif for that.

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Part 2
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She’s crazier than tWLS.

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So you wouldn’t leave, all right. Just like James Caan wouldn’t leave Cathy Bates’s house in Misery.

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Protect your buns
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King Hippo

#BFIB losing 4-nil to the fucking asslicking Rangers – with our best SP on the hill

herodotus450

The winning team in a playoff series should get to steal one player from the team they just beat. Sharks with Binnington might have a chance against Bostone.

herodotus450

I might even allow them to take a long-time-gone-Blue Chris Pronger, who’s probably still under contract for Arizona, on the condition that he kamikazes Marchand.

Dunstan

At which point, Player Safety would say, “well, you know, he hasn’t been suspended in years, so his record is pretty clean. $1000 fine.”

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I’ve gotten used to videos of models accompanied by pop songs because my brother is an artiste, dammit!

I told him he and Brick would probably get along nerding out about cameras and mechanical toys. So he may come along to the pub crawl even though he doesn’t drink. Or something. IDK. I’ll be in L.A. for a week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScC_pi3PJ9k

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Por ejemplo:
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It’s a shame this is the only SFW part of the video I made these from. Her name is Daisy Stone if you’re so inclined to hit up a streaming site later.
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King Hippo

Thomas Jefferson? Teh Original Ass Man!

Unsurprised

Oh, right. Because Socrates only practiced frottage.

King Hippo

hey now, Unspeakable Vice is next week’s theme ,, smh

Don T

?

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Special Delivery for Balls
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ballsofsteelandfury

¡Muchas gracias!

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The Senor Weaselo Special
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If a girl…has a pierced tongue…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If a guy…has a pierced tongue…

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I wanna be a cowboy
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King Hippo

That’s FOAR ME! Hippo likes being able to count up the ribs, yo.

Unsurprised

So does Andy Reid

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Stood next to her at a concert one time. She wasn’t particularly friendly. She was definitely gorgeous, though.

King Hippo

hey if any of US looked like that, we wouldn’t be friendly neither