Before I begin, I just want to compliment everyone on last night’s gif parade.
That was some good hustle.
Now, for those who might be new to the gif game, or [DFO] in general, here’s a brief lesson on what exactly “good hustle” is around these parts.
For this exercise, I’ll be using gifs from popular culture with “hustle” in them.
These, for instance, are examples of good hustle,
whereas these are examples of weak, or poor, hustle.
Notice the subtle differences in the way the subject is presented. Sultry is always preferred over brash.
Now, there are times where you can have a strong entry from a weak field, or a weak entry from a strong field. It just depends on the type of product involved.
For example, you can have good hustle in a bad situation,
great hustle in a good situation,
questionable hustle given the situation,
and poor hustle in a bad situation.
Remember that it can be difficult at times to know the good from the bad,
so always try to read the room,
keep your chin up,
and don’t be afraid to show your own moves.
But please try to remember that, at the end of the day, there is only one kind of great hustle.
Tonight’s sports:
- NBA:
- Warriors at Raptors – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN
- MLB:
- Red Sox at Yankees – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- NCAA Baseball Tournament:
- Regionals:
- 6:00PM | ESPNU
- 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Regionals:
Enjoy your evenings, and I’m sorry about the work week ahead.
Damn it’s getting pretty hot in here
I was going to ask a neighbor about joining the athletic club nearby since it has a pool, but I just realized that instead of swimming in kids’ pee I’d just be swimming in geezers’ pee instead.
“What’s the problem?”
Trump, D., Washington DC
/Can’t find clubhouse key
//Too drunk to remember where we hid the spare
///Fuck it. Kicks door.
////Breaks knee.
/////Calls yeah right for advice
Can someone open the fucking door for me please?
The door was unlocked.
I generally like to skip over the obvious and jump right into a plan of some sort.
Ice and ibuprofen and for God’s sake tuck in those pajamas.
Good to see you still doing the lords work.
Not fucking kids. I mean the other kind.
Oh yeah — short ribs are good.
I have not watched an anime since high school, but I was instructed to watch the first five minutes of One-Punch Man, and it is really entertaining.
It’s also kind of hilarious to see that structure and tropes of anime have apparently not changed at all in over 10 years.
Cheesus Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8WAkZCaFI
The mother of one of my very best friends, someone I’ve known for 25 years, died today. Have a drink in Mrs. Fink’s honor, and give your own mom a hug, if you can. I know I did.
Shit, it’s been a bad day.
TO MRS. FINK!!!!!
Cheers friendos.
On the other hand, the urmom jokes will have a greater impact going forward.
I’m pretty sure I’ve been exposed to more and deeper personal details about people providing tech support than I have as a lawyer.
LARGE GIF ALERT!
LARGE GIF ALERT!
LARGE GIF ALERT!
LOOK AT THE BIG ‘OL TITTIES ON THIS THING:
Keep them secure.
Is this the visual guide on how to play the skin flute?
I have no comment which would be family appropriate.
She’s listening to Blues Traveler…… and yes.
“Bring out your dead.”
Damn. Is it wrong that turns me on?
Depends on which girl (or ref) is doing it for you.
I’m not sure yet. The ref IS kinda cute.
The chick outside the ring in the red t shirt ain’t so bad neither.
Seriously tho, it’s like the ref is saying “yeah just leave her over there”.
LMFAO
ANY COMBINATION IS FINE!
WHOA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYCxbBZUCY
She’s gonna get chaffed doing that.
/volunteers for ointment duty
Fro ointment? Probably should go with nipple ointment, but I’d let her choose.
I fixed my typo right away!!!!!!
I liked it better in.
/frazing.
Suck on that, Drizzy.
Worst butterfly evar!!!!!
YOU MOTH….
ER FUCKER!
Revenge is sweet…
/Paleontologist gets shameful erection.
I’d sniff that.
If you know what I mean.
I kinda wanna know the taste.
Wait, did I say that out loud?
I’m going to hazard a guess that she tastes like bad decisions and meth.
My kinda girl then.
Nah, she’s an “internet personality” who needs to avoid Meth Boob Syndrome to remain as such.
Unless you are referring to what tWBS would do after the breakup.
Weed and booze is as hard as I go.
LOL…As hard as I go. But I could give her the worst 2 minutes of her life. Okay, maybe 1.
With the proper motivation you could start cooking meth.
ONE MINUTE!!?? WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF MARATHON MAN!??!
I don’t like “Boston survives.” Which is why I apparently need to see the Godzilla movie.
I agree with A-Rod on bunting with the open left side and a man on second, but I’m pretty sure I’m faster than Kendrys Morales, and I’ve always been slow as all fuck.
A-Rod’s point would have been far more legitimate with anyone other than Morales at the plate.
I’m not sure what’s been worse tonight; the Jessica Mendoza/Alex Rodriguez combination in the booth or the Clint Frazier vs. physics battle that’s been going on in the OF tonight.
But UConn won 2 games to stay (barely) alive in the CWS Regionals, so that’s nice.
It’s close.
Jessica Mendoza/Alex Rodriguez combination in the booth
Is that a porn you are watching?
I’d actually prefer it if it were.
Jessica Mendoza could make some money in the MILF porn market…. she’d prolly have to work on her squirting technique, tho.
2 hours deep in this short rib ovening— no smell has overtaken my home
Turn the oven on.
275 brah
Nice.
Did you substitute chicken legs for the garlic?
Replay angle.
I assume his [DFO] membership card is already in the mail.
Once the $12 application check clears.
Nothing wrong with big girls.
Or people who like them.
She’s a squirter, huh?
You can’t make this shit up:
SFR just released a commercial featuring Ronaldo and Neymar at a party
https://youtu.be/0WyyIp57AxE
W on the horizon….
Clint Frazier’s playing right field like he’s been concussed. Again. On an unrelated note how’s everyone tonight?
Yo
It’s A-yo. Ayo. Mr. Ayo if you please.
Ms. Ayo if you’re nasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PkiFlMiyGQ
Pssh. Doesn’t look that different from me on a treadmill, just with less facial hair and shame
She has more upper body support than I ever have, but we could both use more.
She smells a LOT better.
Plus, sans beard you apparently have a very pretty mouth.
Whatever Balls told you is a lie.Oh. You meant Gratliff. Proceed.found a funny:
“Hmmm, ah, yesofcourse. *single clap* That is superb. You, ah. HA! Yes, well.” – Jeff Goldblum orgasming.
Went to first Catholic Wedding this weekend. They exchanged the vows and rings about 20 minutes into the ceremony, and then it continued for another 45 minutes with blandness acts and ceremony. They don’t celebrate their faith; they mourn it. Plus I found it funny they allow only Roman Catholics to take Communion (seriously its just bread and grape juice, and its the act that matters not the food). Pretty much exactly why I don’t follow Catholicism (besides the painfully obvious reasons).
Up into the point where the Priest said “I have the honor of introducing for the first time, Mr. and Mrs…” that I remembered I was there for a wedding.
Texting from the service. Send booze and/or the sweet release of a drone-fired Hellfire death.
Perfect summary.
1. Catholic weddings are brutal
2. Communion wine is actually wine. WOOOOOOOOOOO!
3. At the very least, Catholicism is about trying to do better every day, whereas Evangelicals are about saying “Yay Jesus!” then you’re forgiven forever and you don’t have to worry about being good. Both are fine with abusing children.
Was about to ask you to define doing better
Not fucking as many kids?
God: “So, how’s My Church and My Children?”
Pope Francis: “Great, My Lord. We have shown a noticeable decrease in molestations.”
God: “If “noticeable” doesn’t mean “100%”, I’m restarting the ten plagues.”
Whoa we got ourselves a regular Martin Luther over here.
Except he’s moar about the Great Jism.
I really gotta cover up that webcam.
Fine, just keep the blinds open. And for fuck’s sake, clean out those gutters.
Catholic weddings are a Mass with 5 minutes of vows thrown in.
A few years back both of my daughters were in a combined catholic, Vietnamese wedding. Two of my employees were getting married and Eldest right was a bride’s maid and youngest right was the ring girl. The catholic part was 2 hours long then we drove 35 miles for the Vietnamese ceremony, which was hands down more engaging and beautiful to look at but after 6 hours I just needed a drink.
Then we got to the post wedding part.
We drank.
Sweet Jesus did we drink.
Mass is as tedious as a graduation. AND-uh [grits teeth], we never got communion with wine. Sundays are for blood!
Padre Weaselo and I played my cousin’s wedding and started playing the recessional song until the priest stuck his hand out and was like “Not yet!”
A friend’s daughter’s wedding they had to appeal to the fucking bishop to have the god damn wedding OUTSIDE…… on a mountainside, with you know “god’s creations” in the fucking background.
Fred Van Vleet is a good player, but my daughter’s a big fan of his wife Greta.
That’s a LOT of alimony.
Noooottttt the BEESSSS!!!!!
https://twitter.com/Padres/status/1135327009540755456
They should go back to Sacramento where they belong.
I read that as “BESS” at first and thought you were gonna make a Harry Truman joke. There are not enough Harry Truman jokes.
I don’t have good Truman jokes, but I find it funny that in 1948 the Republican candidate thought of as the choice of the press and celebrities and the Democrat was the out of touch candidate.
The last southern Democratic segregationists were voted out or died in 1994. Politics is a strange beast.
First the Spelling Bee get octochampions and now this!
Good to see Pascal Siakam get some court time to run his famous triangle offense.
Good to see (The) Serge Ibaka made it back from Iraq and Afghanistan ok.
Tree Bark Obama is at the game!
picts or it didnt happen
Druid!
dude raptors looks good….
The next Jurassic Park movie?
/sees Lion King
I remember when a reboot was my dad kicking my butt a second time.
She definitely smells nice!
She could smell like rotten turnips, I’d still sniff her.
And by “sniff” I mean….well, never mind.
Rum Chata!
Mix it with root beer. Thank me later.
Live from Petco Park.
Man Kung Fu Hustle was fucking outstanding.
Same people are supposed to be working on a second one.
Now I’ll watch that.
That’s why it was the banner photo.