Your “I’m Lacking In Natural Gifts” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Before I begin, I just want to compliment everyone on last night’s gif parade.

That was some good hustle.

Now, for those who might be new to the gif game, or [DFO] in general, here’s a brief lesson on what exactly “good hustle” is around these parts.

For this exercise, I’ll be using gifs from popular culture with “hustle” in them.

These, for instance, are examples of good hustle,

  

whereas these are examples of weak, or poor, hustle.

  

Notice the subtle differences in the way the subject is presented. Sultry is always preferred over brash.

Now, there are times where you can have a strong entry from a weak field, or a weak entry from a strong field. It just depends on the type of product involved.

For example, you can have good hustle in a bad situation,

great hustle in a good situation,

  

questionable hustle given the situation,

and poor hustle in a bad situation.

Remember that it can be difficult at times to know the good from the bad,

so always try to read the room,

keep your chin up,

and don’t be afraid to show your own moves.

  

But please try to remember that, at the end of the day, there is only one kind of great hustle.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NBA:
    • Warriors at Raptors – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Red Sox at Yankees – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • NCAA Baseball Tournament:
    • Regionals:
      • 6:00PM | ESPNU
      • 9:00PM | ESPNU

Enjoy your evenings, and I’m sorry about the work week ahead.

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Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Wakezilla

Damn it’s getting pretty hot in here

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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

I was going to ask a neighbor about joining the athletic club nearby since it has a pool, but I just realized that instead of swimming in kids’ pee I’d just be swimming in geezers’ pee instead.
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Wakezilla

“What’s the problem?”

Trump, D., Washington DC

JerBear50

/Can’t find clubhouse key
//Too drunk to remember where we hid the spare
///Fuck it. Kicks door.
////Breaks knee.
/////Calls yeah right for advice

Can someone open the fucking door for me please?

Unsurprised

The door was unlocked.
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JerBear50

I generally like to skip over the obvious and jump right into a plan of some sort.

yeah right

Ice and ibuprofen and for God’s sake tuck in those pajamas.

Unsurprised

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JerBear50

Good to see you still doing the lords work.

JerBear50

Not fucking kids. I mean the other kind.

blaxabbath

Oh yeah — short ribs are good.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I have not watched an anime since high school, but I was instructed to watch the first five minutes of One-Punch Man, and it is really entertaining.
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It’s also kind of hilarious to see that structure and tropes of anime have apparently not changed at all in over 10 years.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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Wakezilla

Cheesus Christ

WCS

The mother of one of my very best friends, someone I’ve known for 25 years, died today. Have a drink in Mrs. Fink’s honor, and give your own mom a hug, if you can. I know I did.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Shit, it’s been a bad day.

TO MRS. FINK!!!!!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Cheers friendos.

Mr. Ayo

On the other hand, the urmom jokes will have a greater impact going forward.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

I’m pretty sure I’ve been exposed to more and deeper personal details about people providing tech support than I have as a lawyer.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

LARGE GIF ALERT!
LARGE GIF ALERT!
LARGE GIF ALERT!

Brick Meathook

LOOK AT THE BIG ‘OL TITTIES ON THIS THING:
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Keep them secure.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo

Is this the visual guide on how to play the skin flute?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I have no comment which would be family appropriate.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She’s listening to Blues Traveler…… and yes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“Bring out your dead.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn. Is it wrong that turns me on?

Mr. Ayo

Depends on which girl (or ref) is doing it for you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m not sure yet. The ref IS kinda cute.

theeWeeBabySeamus

The chick outside the ring in the red t shirt ain’t so bad neither.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Seriously tho, it’s like the ref is saying “yeah just leave her over there”.

LMFAO

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

ANY COMBINATION IS FINE!

blaxabbath

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHOA!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She’s gonna get chaffed doing that.
/volunteers for ointment duty
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fro ointment? Probably should go with nipple ointment, but I’d let her choose.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I fixed my typo right away!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I liked it better in.

/frazing.

Senor Weaselo

Suck on that, Drizzy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Worst butterfly evar!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

YOU MOTH….

ER FUCKER!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Revenge is sweet…
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/Paleontologist gets shameful erection.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo

I’d sniff that.

If you know what I mean.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I kinda wanna know the taste.
Wait, did I say that out loud?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m going to hazard a guess that she tastes like bad decisions and meth.

theeWeeBabySeamus

My kinda girl then.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nah, she’s an “internet personality” who needs to avoid Meth Boob Syndrome to remain as such.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Unless you are referring to what tWBS would do after the breakup.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Weed and booze is as hard as I go.

LOL…As hard as I go. But I could give her the worst 2 minutes of her life. Okay, maybe 1.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

With the proper motivation you could start cooking meth.

ONE MINUTE!!?? WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KIND OF MARATHON MAN!??!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

I don’t like “Boston survives.” Which is why I apparently need to see the Godzilla movie.

Senor Weaselo

I agree with A-Rod on bunting with the open left side and a man on second, but I’m pretty sure I’m faster than Kendrys Morales, and I’ve always been slow as all fuck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

A-Rod’s point would have been far more legitimate with anyone other than Morales at the plate.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure what’s been worse tonight; the Jessica Mendoza/Alex Rodriguez combination in the booth or the Clint Frazier vs. physics battle that’s been going on in the OF tonight.

But UConn won 2 games to stay (barely) alive in the CWS Regionals, so that’s nice.

Senor Weaselo

It’s close.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jessica Mendoza/Alex Rodriguez combination in the booth

Is that a porn you are watching?

Horatio Cornblower

I’d actually prefer it if it were.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jessica Mendoza could make some money in the MILF porn market…. she’d prolly have to work on her squirting technique, tho.

blaxabbath

2 hours deep in this short rib ovening— no smell has overtaken my home

Horatio Cornblower

Turn the oven on.

blaxabbath

275 brah

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nice.

Mr. Ayo

Did you substitute chicken legs for the garlic?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Replay angle.

Mr. Ayo

I assume his [DFO] membership card is already in the mail.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Once the $12 application check clears.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Nothing wrong with big girls.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or people who like them.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She’s a squirter, huh?

Wakezilla

You can’t make this shit up:

SFR just released a commercial featuring Ronaldo and Neymar at a party

https://youtu.be/0WyyIp57AxE

rockingdog

W on the horizon….
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Senor Weaselo

Clint Frazier’s playing right field like he’s been concussed. Again. On an unrelated note how’s everyone tonight?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yo

Mr. Ayo

It’s A-yo. Ayo. Mr. Ayo if you please.

Gratliff

Ms. Ayo if you’re nasty

Unsurprised

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Gratliff

Pssh. Doesn’t look that different from me on a treadmill, just with less facial hair and shame

Unsurprised

She has more upper body support than I ever have, but we could both use more.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She smells a LOT better.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Plus, sans beard you apparently have a very pretty mouth.

Unsurprised

Whatever Balls told you is a lie. Oh. You meant Gratliff. Proceed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

found a funny:
“Hmmm, ah, yesofcourse. *single clap* That is superb. You, ah. HA! Yes, well.” – Jeff Goldblum orgasming.

Redshirt

Went to first Catholic Wedding this weekend. They exchanged the vows and rings about 20 minutes into the ceremony, and then it continued for another 45 minutes with blandness acts and ceremony. They don’t celebrate their faith; they mourn it. Plus I found it funny they allow only Roman Catholics to take Communion (seriously its just bread and grape juice, and its the act that matters not the food). Pretty much exactly why I don’t follow Catholicism (besides the painfully obvious reasons).

Up into the point where the Priest said “I have the honor of introducing for the first time, Mr. and Mrs…” that I remembered I was there for a wedding.

Unsurprised

Went to first Catholic Wedding this weekend.

Texting from the service. Send booze and/or the sweet release of a drone-fired Hellfire death.

Unsurprised

They don’t celebrate their faith; they mourn it.

Perfect summary.

SonOfSpam

1. Catholic weddings are brutal
2. Communion wine is actually wine. WOOOOOOOOOOO!
3. At the very least, Catholicism is about trying to do better every day, whereas Evangelicals are about saying “Yay Jesus!” then you’re forgiven forever and you don’t have to worry about being good. Both are fine with abusing children.

Gratliff

Was about to ask you to define doing better

SonOfSpam

Not fucking as many kids?

Redshirt

God: “So, how’s My Church and My Children?”
Pope Francis: “Great, My Lord. We have shown a noticeable decrease in molestations.”
God: “If “noticeable” doesn’t mean “100%”, I’m restarting the ten plagues.”

herodotus450

seriously its just bread and grape juice,

Whoa we got ourselves a regular Martin Luther over here.

SonOfSpam

Except he’s moar about the Great Jism.

Redshirt

I really gotta cover up that webcam.

SonOfSpam

Fine, just keep the blinds open. And for fuck’s sake, clean out those gutters.

ballsofsteelandfury

Catholic weddings are a Mass with 5 minutes of vows thrown in.

yeah right

A few years back both of my daughters were in a combined catholic, Vietnamese wedding. Two of my employees were getting married and Eldest right was a bride’s maid and youngest right was the ring girl. The catholic part was 2 hours long then we drove 35 miles for the Vietnamese ceremony, which was hands down more engaging and beautiful to look at but after 6 hours I just needed a drink.

Then we got to the post wedding part.

We drank.
Sweet Jesus did we drink.

Don T

Mass is as tedious as a graduation. AND-uh [grits teeth], we never got communion with wine. Sundays are for blood!

Senor Weaselo

Padre Weaselo and I played my cousin’s wedding and started playing the recessional song until the priest stuck his hand out and was like “Not yet!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A friend’s daughter’s wedding they had to appeal to the fucking bishop to have the god damn wedding OUTSIDE…… on a mountainside, with you know “god’s creations” in the fucking background.

SonOfSpam

Fred Van Vleet is a good player, but my daughter’s a big fan of his wife Greta.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s a LOT of alimony.

rockingdog
scotchnaut

They should go back to Sacramento where they belong.

SonOfSpam

I read that as “BESS” at first and thought you were gonna make a Harry Truman joke. There are not enough Harry Truman jokes.

Redshirt

I don’t have good Truman jokes, but I find it funny that in 1948 the Republican candidate thought of as the choice of the press and celebrities and the Democrat was the out of touch candidate.

Unsurprised

The last southern Democratic segregationists were voted out or died in 1994. Politics is a strange beast.

Redshirt

First the Spelling Bee get octochampions and now this!

herodotus450

Good to see Pascal Siakam get some court time to run his famous triangle offense.

herodotus450

Good to see (The) Serge Ibaka made it back from Iraq and Afghanistan ok.

scotchnaut

Tree Bark Obama is at the game!

rockingdog

picts or it didnt happen

scotchnaut

Druid!

rockingdog

dude raptors looks good….

theeWeeBabySeamus

The next Jurassic Park movie?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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scotchnaut

/sees Lion King

I remember when a reboot was my dad kicking my butt a second time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Mr. Ayo

She definitely smells nice!

theeWeeBabySeamus

She could smell like rotten turnips, I’d still sniff her.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And by “sniff” I mean….well, never mind.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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scotchnaut

Rum Chata!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Live from Petco Park.
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yeah right

Man Kung Fu Hustle was fucking outstanding.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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ArmedandHammered

Same people are supposed to be working on a second one.

yeah right

Now I’ll watch that.