Seriously, it’s almost funny. I woke up sick today. Not sick enough to miss the pub crawl tomorrow. But sick enough that I stayed in today and napped most of the day so that I wouldn’t HAVE to miss the pub crawl tomorrow.
Anyway, I have no idea what to talk about this week.
I’m in California this week, and I’m still exhausted from the actual traveling part. I don’t do it well anymore I think. And also was already exhausted from the coupla months before that at home and elsewhere.
But I am happy to be here. Anywhoooooo…..
When I checked into the hotel on Wednesday, I just collapsed onto the bed. Then slept most of the day and night. And most of the day again yesterday.
Woke up yesterday afternoon in time to drive around a bit and explore the area briefly, then meet with BallsofSteelandFury last night for dinner. We had a nice time.
I think I’m going to go to the beach today. Not sure yet. It’s only 6:30amPDT here as I type this and I am far from fully awake. But if I’m gonna be sick, I might as well do it at the beach.
And then again, it’s cloudy and windy out. Plus they got a heated pool and an adjacent Jacuzzi here. And I would not have to drive anywhere else today. And thus I could day drink…. and also day smoke.
Hmmmmm….
(now is that DFO decision making at it’s best or what?)
But either way, this week it’s still….
….Beaches and Bikinis: Part Nine (I think)
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Sometimes You’ll Eat Almost Anything
So as I’m typing this, I’m eating a horrible hotel continental breakfast. Now when I say horrible, that’s actually kind of unfair. One can’t expect a four star meal at an Express Hotel’s continental breakfast. I get that. And for what it is, it really isn’t all that terrible.
Problem is my sleep cycles are off and I woke up at 3amPDT in the morning (my body thought it was 6amEDT….stupid time zones). And then surprise…. I got baked on legal weed. Then couldn’t drive to get a decent breakfast. So I guess I’m really mad at myself. But the weed helps get past that.
Then I stood by while the overnight girl put the shitty breakfast out and…..sorry, it really wasn’t shitty. Mostly. The omelette actually wasn’t bad. And I’m pretty sure they used real potatoes to make the hash browns. Probably.
Anyway, I got a cheese omelette, some sausage, some bacon, what I think were real hash browns, and a biscuit. And some very pulpy orange juice.
I’ll try to do better tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjCa8i5JDF4
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A Bit Of Sports
NHL Stanley Cup Finals
None tonight. Game Six on Sunday (STL up on BOS 3-2).
NBA Finals
- TOR @ GS – Game Four (TOR up on GS 2-1) – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ABC
MLB
No national broadcasts. Check your locals.
NCAA Baseball Super Regionals
- Duke vs Vanderbilt (Game One) – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
- UCLA vs Michigan (Game One) – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
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Now, Some Pretty Girls
OK, I’ll shut up and get to why you’re here anyway. I kinda procrastinated on writing this week. So I’ve got less time to search for photos. Ooooops?
Enjoy…
Yowza.
Welp that’s it for me this week.
Love ya’s.
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Weird Post Script
As I was doing my final read thru for tonight’s post, this episode came on….
Oh Teddy, you and/or Louise never disappoint me.
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Somehow I’m watching Any Given Sunday and this time I’m on the owner’s side. I am a class traitor.
Ass Tax
Update on my rewatch of Geelong-Richmond:
Richmond sucks
Alternatively, Geelong is good.
Realistically, Richmond is actually suffering a lot of injuries…
Nostalgic.
Oops, no bounce.
Seems legit.
She’s here to talk about Real Estate and how you can make a lot of money flipping houses.
I’m convinced
Warriors need to put on their big boy briefs next game
/cums
–Mike Glennon
He should have gone into gay porn….
Italian TV has a different perspective.
I’m almost a quarter into the replay of Geelong-Richmond
Geelong is playing like the poop on piggy poopballs
So the home shopping network seems…..
15 year old me would have loved to masturbate to that
Too late.
Oh, wait, sorry, never mind.
Ha…. yeah [cough] damn kids.
Moose has earned himself a round of drinks on twbs or Cuntler
I believe he’d rather have them off a stripper.
I hear Cuntler’s belly button can hold a pint; one hell of a body shot.
This thing has a mind of its own:
Careful Raptors. 3-1 is the most dangerous lead in the finals.
I don’t think the Warriors are coming from behind tonight
Hope beefheart hasn’t been concussed.
So, KD magically gets better and plays next game if the Warriors lose, right?
He wouldn’t risk that.
So, is there still a tooth on the court?
I was just reminded that Bob McNair is dead. It’s the little things, folks.
Did they ever find out or uncover if it was actually the mistress who killed Air McNair. I remember at the time that seemed kind of fishy based on her social media posts, etc.
He went by Looney for twoonie or threenie?
Isn’t GS losing without him best case scenario for Durant?
Here’s how you do it:
First, you engage in some chimp-love:
. . . and then you smack Angie Dickinson:
. . . and then you become Governor of California and President of the United States.
That’s what happens when you don’t give him the gipper.
I’m at the gym sculpting my body for the crawl tomorrow
Muscles ought to be sore while you make your insides!
Warriors shooting lots of bricks tonight They’re kind of lucky they’re ahead
Can’t believe you guys aren’t watching some hot preseason CFL action.