As you may remember, I did a post at the beginning of the year outlining my goals for the year and encouraging you to create and achieve your own. I promised I would provide updates as the year went on.
Since July is the start of the second half of the year, I thought now was as good a time as any to share with you where I am at and to remind you of what you said you would do. Updates from those who are participating are welcome in the comments.
Without further ado, TO THE RESOLUTIONS!
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Balls Resolution #1 – Have a Body Fat Percentage in the Teens
When I started this adventure, I was at 25%. I’ve started a workout program and I’ve also joined a body-fat percentage loss pool at work. At my initial weigh-in, I was at 26%. D’oh!
However, since I’ve started the workout and nutrition regimen, I’ve seen major changes. At the first pool weigh-in, which was a month into the work contest, I was at 23%. In the most recent weigh-in, I was at 22%. The next weigh-in is in late July and I’m hoping to make further progress.
Quarter Time Update: Incomplete, but with a plan in place.
Half Time Update: I’ve started the workout plan that I mentioned above and getting results. Still not there yet, but I’m on the right path.
Balls Resolution #2 – Travel somewhere outside the continental U.S.
This one is actually on its way to happening. I got an email with a great deal on flights to the South Pacific, so I jumped on it. In the beginning of May, I’ll be hopefully headed to Fiji for a week of rest and relaxation. Yes, I’ll write a Boots On The Ground about my time there.
Quarter Time Update: Incomplete, but tickets have been purchased and the trip is planned/scheduled.
Half Time Update: So, all that stuff that was written above? Forget it. My mom got sick about a week before the trip and we ended up scrapping it. There is still some time and I hear Vancouver is beautiful in the fall…
Balls Resolution #3 – Write at least 69 posts for DFO
As you can see at the bottom of every post I’ve written this year, I am tracking how many posts I write. This one is #80 out of 69, which means I’ve achieved my goal!
Quarter Time Update: Incomplete, but more than 69% of the way there.
Half Time Update:
Balls Resolution #4 – Do one thing sexually with a partner that I’ve never done before.
As you may remember from one of the BFC Mailbags, I discovered something called pompoir, which is a sexual technique in which the woman uses her vaginal muscles to stimulate the man’s penis. Intrigued, I approached a lady friend about it and she was receptive.
I have purchased a kegel exercising device (comes with an app!) which she can use to exercise those muscles in preparation for our attempt at utilizing this technique to maximum effect. It’s a work in progress, but it’s a fun work in progress.
Quarter Time Update: Incomplete, but with a plan in place and preparations underway.
Half Time Update: So… how do I put this? My lady friend seems to have misplaced the device I purchased for her. I consider this only a temporary setback, however. She is still committed to the cause and it’s just a matter of finding where the heck she put it.
Phrasing.
Also, Incomplete.
Balls Resolution #5 – Host a dinner party where I’ve cooked all the food from scratch. At least four courses (soup, appetizer, main, dessert)
I got the Baby Jesus in this year’s Rosca De Reyes, which means I must host a party, so I am doubly forced to achieve this goal. In Mexican tradition, I was supposed to have hosted the party before February 2, but that didn’t happen.
I do vow, however, to ensure this party takes place and that I will cook all the food from scratch. I’ve already got the dessert and main dishes identified and have printed out the recipes. I only need to figure out the soup and appetizer.
Quarter Time Update: Incomplete, but with a plan 50% complete.
Half Time Update: Incomplete. To tell the truth, I haven’t paid attention to this one. I’ve been more preoccupied with Balls Resolution #4..
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That’s all for me, but what about you? Here are some of the lists you fine commentists provided in the comments:
Senor Weaselo
- Catch up on my compositions (need to edit one piece and polish a second)
- Revisit the Bach Sonatas and Partitas because it’s been too long for some of them
- Figure out how to cromulently control a class of elementary school kids playing violin.
- Try and see if I can schedule a recital for either late 2019 or early 2020, whether solo or chamber.
- Probably the easiest one, I should probably tell the parentals about Senorita Weaselo at some point. Like that she exists, for instance.
Wakezilla
- Lose 25-35 lbs by the time it is my close friend’s wedding in August.
- Find a doctor in Calgary and get surgery after I lose 25-35 lbs. Lose more weight after surgery.
- Manage my time better so I can get an A in my 2 distance education classes that I’m starting on Monday. I’m capable of acing these classes only if I manage my time. Otherwise, I’m fucked.
- Survive, be patient, be empathetic and help ToddlerZilla along in her Tyrant Two phase. It’s amazing how much 2 year olds change and develop seemingly on a daily basis, and how much that change causes them to act out and push all your buttons.
- Take more chances on opportunities available in order to be more successful in my career and in life.
Scotchnaut
- lose 25lbs.
- read 35 books (I’m a book hound but have never kept track of how many I’ve read over a calendar year)
- Take up yoga. (I’ll likely modify this goal down the road if I get the hang of it)
- Leave the country. (for a bit-haven’t been out since 2016)
- Do an in-depth story on one of my childhood sports heroes.
BFC
- Lose 10 pounds (health need is more but want to start achievable)
- Write SOMETHING once a week, whether it’s for DFO or a personal writing
- Take at least five minutes during the workweek to meditate or do something else mindful
- Get back into drumming
- Fly less
Game Time Decision
- Eat better and get down to 210, maybe 205. Prob sitting at 220 now as I ate my way through the holiday season
- Write more here
- Work out 4 to 5 times a week
- Get together with friends more. We’ve been antisocial lately
- Read a book a month. Read 3 last year. Miss it
Yeah Right
- Pick my guitar back up.
- Visit at least 2 new massage parlors
- Cook at least 3 new ethnic meals
- Visit another new to me baseball stadium
- Bench press the NFL combine standard of 225.
Son Of Spam
- Lose 40 pounds
- Write for the site more often than 2018 (should be easy)
- Plan bucket-list trip for 2020
- Convert all humans to one gender via easily-absorbed chemical spray
- Eat less red meat
Sharkbait
- Organize a Family dinner once a quarter
- Eat healthy and maintain my goal weight
- Learn JSON (or one other coding/programming language)
- Read 5 books
- Visit my family in L.A.
King Hippo
- Try heroine
- Go back to juicing (the non-steroid kind) 95% or more of the time
- Get to and stay at no more than 185 lbs
- Get on disability so I can quit killing my neck toiling where I am unappreciated
- DIE
Gratliff
- Be sub-220 for the first time since my last year of high school.
How are you doing on your lists? Please share in the comments!
(80/69)
Accomplished everything but “Lose 25-35 lbs by the time it is my close friend’s wedding in August.
Find a doctor in Calgary and get surgery after I lose 25-35 lbs. Lose more weight after surgery”
Now that all the other stuff is out of the way, it’s time to always be hungry and sweat so many buckets, I could end Yemen’s drought.
I’m at 1.5/5? I still have to actually sit down and build my laptop, work on my Bach, and talk to my friend about putting me in somewhere please it can be a chamber concert if we want. But I can kinda control my classes sometimes and I did tell the parentals (and everyone else) about Senorita Weaselo.
If you do crazy at least do two.
Hey Mr. Balls. Let me know what your main entree will be and maybe we could brainstorm a soup and appetizer.
I’m thinking steak. I’m dying to do one on a cast iron I just got.
Dude! Soup! This would go great and it’s pretty easy to make.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/13309/rich-and-simple-french-onion-soup/
Perfect! My mom loves French Onion Soup!
The former tWLS tried to slip in this morning, just before 6 am, and get her last say in. I presume she thought I was asleep.
WRONG!!!!!!
I’ll give her the last word. But not by being sneaky like that.
I don’t even know what that means…
I think it means he needs to change his locks.
On his chastity belt.
I don’t do resolutions. But I do try to live by the words of Jim Jeffires.
Don’t kill people. Try not to rape.
He is a wise man.
Maybe you should try to live by Red Foreman’s words as well, when it comes to lady friends.
I keed, I keed.
THIS!
HEY YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!!!!!
lol
Working on that one.
The only progress I’ve made is to reset the beginning of the year to July 1st.
Deep down, we all Newman, ain’t we?
Same
I continue to be the acme of human evolution, so it’s all good here.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jim-beam-fire-warehouse-versailles-kentucky-bourbon-whiskey-today-2019-07-03/
I am truly sorry to be the bearer of this TRAGIC news.
GOOD GOD NO!
Why do I feel like this will be the catalyst for the recession I am predicting will start any day now?
There should have been a trigger warning.
Also, I have a picture of the perpetrator of this heinous deed.
https://deadline.com/2019/07/disney-toy-story-2-metoo-casting-couch-blooper-deleted-1202641538/
I am amazed that there are people in the comments there objecting to Disney having done this. Seems like a slam dunk to me.
Didn’t do any formal resolutions.
Can’t break’em if you don’t make’em…
Howeva, I did want to get into better shape this year. At one point I had lost 15 pounds by riding a bike and not taking the subway. It is now about 10 pounds, but the 5 pound gain is muscle so, I’m good. I’ve ridden everyday that I haven’t been away on vacation, except for about 6 or 7. Those being -20(American) wind chills, and a few days when it was getting repaired.
That’s pretty good! Good job!
Also, I’m a cheap with myself, so I want to get my money’s worth out of the bike, and hopefully in January be totally in the black(not raycess) with the total purchase/ repair bills.
0-fer-5, I might as well be playing for #BFIB
Gillette Stadium still stands. Grade: Utter Failure.
I’ve done the ethnic cuisine part, on my way with the massage parlor goal, have lost 30 pounds and my rotator cuff is finally healing but I’m not sure about the bench press thing.
Think I’ll play some guitar tomorrow for the 4th.
Grade: incomplete.
As long as you’re making progress, that’s good.
Specially on these massage parlor part.
I have maintained my goals of keeping my hate and disappointment on an even keel.
Can’t she just use the one at the gym?
I can’t believe I don’t remember this episode!
I think it’s when Zoidberg went back to his home planet to mate.
With a lot of species they deposit copious amounts of sperm in the environment to impregnate local females (external fertilization). This is why women should not set in my computer home office chair.
Maybe it’s in another hole as a surprise for balls’ balls. Anal kegels!!!
Someone’s thinking!
That might actually be a thing…
Please tell me it’s not.
Eat better and get down to 210, maybe 205. Prob sitting at 220 now as I ate my way through the holiday season. Was up to 225, back down to 219 or so now, but on a plan and eating better.
Write more here nope, haven’t posted since February. damn
Work out 4 to 5 times a week most weeks this is true.
Get together with friends more. We’ve been antisocial lately a bit better, but not much
Read a book a month. Read 3 last year. Miss it have read 9 books so far, and have another on deck. but haven’t read since the end of May. need to get back on this
That’s pretty good progress on the reading and working out! Keep it up!
thanks.
While i don’t know any of yall other than a screen name, i still feel accountable which is good motivation for me lazy ass