NFL News:
- Daniel Jones has agreed on his rookie contract with the Giants.
- Ahead of rookies appearing at camp Monday.
- Veterans arrive Wednesday, with the first team practice scheduled for Thursday.
- Per nfl.com, the only rookies left to sign their entry-level deals are:
- Nick Bosa – Niners
- Quinnen Williams – Jets
- Brian Burns – Panthers
- Ahead of rookies appearing at camp Monday.
- One reason Bosa hasn’t signed yet is the “shitty nature” of the 49ers contracts.
- According to player agents Doug Hendrickson and C.J. LaBoy, the Niners structure their contracts to roll over on April 1, not the first week of March, buying the team 3-4 weeks to evaluate current talent and decide if they want to fish or cut bait.
- They note that the Colin Kaepernick situation came about because of this scenario.
- When they made the decision to release him, they had three weeks before his next yearly structure came into effect, allowing them to survey the available talent.
- A brilliant decision which led to the glory years of Blaine Gabbert & Brian Hoyer.
- When they made the decision to release him, they had three weeks before his next yearly structure came into effect, allowing them to survey the available talent.
- Under their current set-up, Jimmy Garoppolo’s rolling guarantee structure delays the conversion of $15.7 million of his $23.8 million 2020 base salary until April 1.
- They note that the Colin Kaepernick situation came about because of this scenario.
- The PFT version of The Athletic article notes that it’s also coincidental that the 49ers haven’t been to the playoffs since 2014.
- Not for nothing, but Big Daddy Drew has his “Why Your Team Sucks – 49ers” edition up today.
- According to player agents Doug Hendrickson and C.J. LaBoy, the Niners structure their contracts to roll over on April 1, not the first week of March, buying the team 3-4 weeks to evaluate current talent and decide if they want to fish or cut bait.
- The first day of training camp got Atlanta Falcons safety J.J. Wilcox.
- With a torn ACL, he’s done for the season.
- It was only an hour into the first practice.
- With a torn ACL, he’s done for the season.
- Forbes has come out with its annual ranking of the 50 most valuable sports franchises.
- The Cowboys top the list at $5.0 billion.
- Followed by the Yankees ($4.6 billion), Real Madrid ($4.2 billion) and Barcelona ($4 billion).
- According to Forbes, Cowboys fever helps owner Jerry Jones generate an estimated $340 million in sponsorship and premium seating revenue at AT&T Stadium, twice as much as any other team.
- Thanks to Florio, who did most of the reading, more than half of Forbes‘ top-50, though, are NFL teams, each of which received more than $260 million in media-rights deals last year.
- According to Forbes, the highest-ranking franchise outside of the NBA, NFL, MLB and European soccer was the New York Rangers at 72nd with a value of $1.55 billion.
- The Cowboys top the list at $5.0 billion.
Finally, after 10 years in the NFL, we lost one of the greats today.
Mark Sanchez has decided to hang up the cleats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTMEDzTESjc
He retires with 15,357 yards on a 56.6 completion percentage, with 86 TDs, 89 INTs and a 73.2 passer rating. One assumes he will spend his time pursuing spiritual goals
or hunting puss. It could go either way. But given he’ll be joining ESPN as a “College Football Live” analyst, (he is replacing Mack Brown, who left to coach *North Carolina) I think we all know what’s what – especially if he gets to go on location.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Red Sox at Rays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Yankees at Twins – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1 / MLBN
- Futbol:
- International Champions Cup Soccer:
- Real Madrid vs. Arsenal – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Guadalajara vs. Atlético Madrid – 9:00PM | ESPN
- 2019 Leagues Cup:
- Quarterfinal #2 – LA Galaxy vs. Club Tijuana – 11:00PM | TSN
- International Champions Cup Soccer:
- WNBA Basketball:
- Seattle Storm at Las Vegas Aces – 10:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN3
- WWE:
- Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Televised nights like these make me glad for the beer selling job.
Sometimes, the Piñata wins….
Napoleon Dynamite on Broadway
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/iH6liO3q64RLa/giphy.gif
How attainable are the pillar goals of The Squad? Eliminating college debt, Medicare for All, Green New Deal. Are these things realistic from an economic point of view? Or are these proposals simply pipe dreams for a downtrodden electorate with no hope of coming to fruition?
If you are sitting in a chair, looking straight ahead, and turn your head side-to-side in an exaggerated “no” motion, is it silent? Or do you hear grinding?
Ok, first … I first read that as Shitting in a chair so I didn’t know where this was going.
Second, yes, my neck makes noises it didn’t used to.
Mine too. Getting old sucks.
Sadly, that’s not the only body part that does.
/farts loudly
//opens window
Are you asking about the grinding, the ringing, or the voices?
Sweet, sweet silence.
Hell no.
A loud popping noise to the left. The right is about 85% of what it should. I’m sure it’s fine.
If your leg didn’t just go numb, I’m sure it’s nothing.
Her follow thru seems….flawed.
I SHOULDA YELLED “TWO”!
Good chance we begin the season with Gordon AND Zeke holding out, Gurley…hindered(?), and Lev Bell…well, quite frankly, a Jet. Seems like a good fantasy season to go receiver heavy.
INTERNET FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
LOL, it’s Balls and tWBS all over again…
COME BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE.
Hippo won $125 on this fight.
Yeah, but lost it the next day on Everton.
Does this mean you automatically get to first base with her?
I’d take that pitch.
I’m already at third base with myself, so yes.
SOON
BARK DUST
Great. He had my double quarter pounder.
DAMMIT FRONK!!!!!
Makes me want to go to the McD’s drive thru.
Why do people have children? We have the technology, they aren’t an inevitable side effect of sex anymore.
gotta serve somebody
/frantically searches for condoms
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!
But who will carry on my legacy of commenting on a dick joke blog?
Play it pretty for Atlanta!
✊???
Now do the White House
Holy shit! Pedro Martinez is Barkley fat!
Next week on CSI: Metropolis
“Yep, this pubic hair definitely came from Superman.”
I like deeeese.
Aaron Motherfucking Hicks. Complete with the savages in the box quote in the postgame.
Aaron Hicks with the catch of the fucking SEASON. Fuck the red socks. Good night!
Got a lead on a job tonight. I still want the job I applied for last week more than anything, though. Although there’s another one that I need to finish applying for that’s close. Point is that I’m the biggest impediment to everything in my life.
Also, how the fuck can you watch baseball?
It’s like reading books. Tough to concentrate for the first couple pages. But once you get hypnotized by the rhythm and pace, it’s nice. Beautiful game.
Can someone beat the everloving tar out of the sound guy at Target Field?
In spite of the HP umpire being a complete assdick on balls and strikes calls tonight (both ways, admittedly), the Baltimore Orioles won in Arizona 7-2 tonight.
31-68 Baby!!!!!!
Hey, they only need to go 19-44 to get to 50!
I have an idea for a t-shirt giveaway day.
“Almost not as bad as Detroit anymore”
At least we’re not Detroit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
HA!!!!!!!! Great, minds.
Wait, there was an updated one for the All-Star Game!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIbmT2Rs8vw
LMFAO
I thought the Orioles’ official slogan was “We Make Blue Jays Fans Feel Better”
Holy ass, Chapman had absolutely nothing and only blew the one-run lead and not the entire game.
I knew we were fucked when he was flipping curves at the first two batters. He sweats like Patrick Ewing.
This ump sucks.
Nothing left to this defeat but the details. Mariano Rivera must be grinning and shaking his head.
And now Chapman is turning into Doug Sisk.
Chapman’s gonna give up a walkoff shot, isn’t he.
Not bunting??
Sad Fantasy Football news: Evan Silva has left Rotoworld and embarked on his own venture. So starting this season, the fantastic content he provided for free will now cost the princely sum of two HUNDRED American dollars for the season. Thanks for the memories mister Silva.
I haven’t seen someone overestimate their own worth so much since the Octomom put out a masturbation tape.
He just does what we’d all do if we didn’t have jobs and families. That Matchups column will be missed. But 200 skinoots? Fah Q.
Holy CHRIST! 2 run bomb by Hicks! 12-11 yanks!
Aaron Hicks, or as my friend calls him, BDH. (For Big Dick Hicks.)
This dirt vikes/ dirt Saquons game is fucking bananacakes. Yanx put up 5 in the 8th to go up 10-9, only to have Sano jerk his second of the night into the seats in the bottom of the inning. 11-10 twinkies, and the twin cities have the reincarnation of David Ortiz.
Fuck, you mean they’re gonna trade him to Boston?
You watching this? He’s on the right side of the plate, but uppercuts MONSTROUS bombs.
Mueller testimony open thread tomorrow?
It’s going to be a shitshow.
Evening. I’m tired.
WYTS has to mention that it is no coincidence that ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER dumped the Lions and immediately fell in love and is getting married while the Lions have a future as bleak as their past.
Damn, Drew. He’s still breathing.
Oh, that was last year’s. Sadly, it’s still true.
What the fuck. Why is WYTS already running? We still have 43 days.
Weaponized autism FTW.
I think she’s onto everyone’s infatuation with her boobs.
What? I wasn’t listening.
Hey there! The residents of my city are getting fucked over for an arena deal!
loosening those sphincters for an NFL future?
The Bengals and their lease with the county that grants Mike Brown the right to reinstate Prima Nocta laughs at your cute arena deal!
City council just had a hearing where they voted not to hear from citizens while cutting 60 mil from police, fire, transit, people with disabilities. Next day announce an arena deal.
Nice optics if you ask me.
the cripples would rather have good sportsball to cheer on ,, obvs
Who would want to sleep with a Cincy bride?
That’s like bragging about Head Coach stability when you have Marvin Lewis.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/leveon-bell-quotes-darth-vader-in-cryptic-tweet-that-fans-hilariously-trolled/ar-AAEKU0m?ocid=spartanntp
#BFIB have rallied from an early nil-3 deficit to take a slender lead. The Right Way, of course.
A white guy hit the lead RBI?
no, twas the goofy Venezuelan. But Tommy Edman is starting every day, can’t get much scrappier than him.
I haven’t seen this many missed penalties since last year’s NFC Championship game.
1st inning. Two two-run home runs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3gUVvg2eQU
Confirmed. Dan Snyder is the shittiest shit that has shitted, is shitting and will shit of all time.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/former-teammate-agent-rip-[*Redacted] s-nfl-over-mason-foster-release/ar-AAEL1oG?ocid=spartanntp
at least with Marge Schott ded, agreed
Hey! Marge was way better than Snyder. Don’t get me wrong, she was a complete racist monster, and even if her philanthropy got her into Heaven, she would still have to spend every other weekend in Hell to make up for her time here on Earth.
That being said, she is still way better than Snyder.
She just went a little too far at the end, is all.
Best way I describe Marge Schott is an editorial cartoon that was written after she passed away.
God is sitting at his desk surrounded by two six foot piles of papers, one is labeled “Marge Good Pile” and one is labeled “Marge Bad Pile”. God looks at his angel assistant and with a very serious look on his face says “I’m going to need to talk to the dog.”
The dog then shits on God’s desk.
“I can see see this Sanchez dude developing an addiction to crack after his NFL days are over.”
-Ryan Leaf’s very first hot take in his new career as an announcer
I an enjoying watching Arsenal kick Madrid’s collective ass.
*arse