I’m on the road again this week. Unexpectedly. VERY Unexpectedly actually. So I didn’t have time to plan ahead.
Which more or less means this post is gonna suck.
But let’s get to it.
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Sports Which Will Smell Like A Rose 2Nite
NFL
Eli Manning and OBJ are in a bit of a bitchslap contest. Frankly, I think they’re both dicks and should get in the ring and work it out. I’ve got OBJ in two rounds. Then we get juice boxes.
MLB
No idea. I’m in Baltimore so I get the Orioles. Lucky me. (yes that was sarcasm). But this channel lineup doesn’t have MLBN, so I don’t know the regional split tonight.
And that’s all I know because once again I’m in a hotel without an online guide. This shit’s getting old. But you guys are all big boys. Turn on your TV boxes and look. Or read your TV Guide. Do they still make the TV Guide? Hmmmmmmm…..
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At Least She’s Single
(allegedly)
Earlier today, Blaxabbath , posted his first part of the preview of the Bachelorette Finale.
So, here we go. Enjoy….
Frankly, I’d be afraid of all of these chicks. Some of them, while attractive, look a little crazy-eyed. Plus, if you’re going on TV to find a guy, then narcissism might be a factor.
They do got a lotta teeth though.
Not that I’m the best judge of women to begin with anyway. But I have learneded some things. I just don’t necessarily pay attention to the things I’ve allegedly learneded. Well, until it’s too late anyway.
Oh well.
Have a great weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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FIRST. PLACE.
/said humbly and The Right Way obvs
GOLDIE MOTHERFUCKERS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Central is anyone’s to win, and your team is the only wrong answer
This checks out.
last funny:
The only time I ever care to see Jr.
FXX (west coast) is currently showing the Poochie episode.
Just a great bunch of comedy.
y’all…the #BFIB are on the precipice of FIRST PLACE!!!
Season 5:
YES, yes, no thanks, WTF??
– Marc T., parts unknown
It fits?
Mexican toe fungus halftime ad is fucking disgusting.
Red Chickens got two Mexi-goals, reminding me why I generally don’t bet Liga MX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
E = Lf x p x Lth x f x n
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIvUv8nrZww
ICYMI today:
https://slate.com/technology/2019/07/equifax-settlement-money-how-to-claim.amp?__twitter_impression=true
The fuck is going on here?
Japan is going on here.
-Bill P.
He’s got computer assistance and he still can’t find her clit.
found a funny:
BOSS: quit listening to Vanilla Ice, participate in the meeting, and pay attention
ME: so… stop, collaborate, and listen?
BOSS: you’re fired
Hi.
Ready for a spicy take?
The current Bachelorette is meh-looking. Cute, but not hot at all. And that’s before she talks.
Yeah, but you’d get the chance to live in Alabama.
(yeah I heard it as I was saying it)
I’m white and fat…might not be so bad.
They’d name you king!
So Fantasy Suites week is where she finally gets to start banging these dudes. They show her in the morning without makeup.
I’d agree that she is really optimized with makeup — to be politically correct.
So much vocal fryyyyyyyyyyy.
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weekend reading:
https://www.chronicle.com/interactives/20190724-king-mead
Rose, Violet, even Petunia; but I never met a girl named Crocus.
She’s a four time widow.
I have, but she was a stripper and used Ks instead of Cs.
This is making me laugh.
“Get your ass down from there!!!!! Where’s my tuna?????”
Clearly, it’s about four feet off the ground.
When is the Miami preview?
Fuuuuuck this week as well
Weeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Happy Friday you fucking assholes!
“We’re just roommates.”
And I’m just “adjusting” myself.
I missed this episode of Three’s Company.
Come on people! That’s a good joke.
Who are these crazy-eyed women?
Absolutely none of them seem like someone I could have a five minute conversation with.
I only need two minutes.
WHAT ARE YOUUUUU???!?? SOME KIND OF MARATHON MAN?!?!
To be fair, a minute and a half of that is haggling.
30 SECONDS??!? WHAT ARE YOUUUUU???!?? SOME KIND OF MARATHON MAN?!?!
Its nice to hear another region’s different ways of saying words. Where I live, we call it “begging”.
He may have older MILFs in mind.
Five minutes?! How in the…. Oh, “conversation”. Nevermind.
Holy shit, Bobby Wagner got paid!
HOX!
His commercials are unreal. Plumbing i think.
Just a reminder.
I’ve been offsite a few days so just to squash any rumors, no I was not the disgruntled ex-Republican who put the doctored Presidential Seal next to Trump. If I was, I would’ve been a little bit less subtle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK–S8kuxOI
That just killed my libido for the weekend