Your “A Rose By Any Other Name” Friday Evening Open Thread

I’m on the road again this week.  Unexpectedly.  VERY Unexpectedly actually.  So I didn’t have time to plan ahead.

Which more or less means this post is gonna suck.

But let’s get to it.

Sports Which Will Smell Like A Rose 2Nite

NFL

Eli Manning and OBJ are in a bit of a bitchslap contest.  Frankly, I think they’re both dicks and should get in the ring and work it out.  I’ve got OBJ in two rounds.  Then we get juice boxes.

MLB

No idea.  I’m in Baltimore so I get the Orioles.  Lucky me.  (yes that was sarcasm).  But this channel lineup doesn’t have MLBN, so I don’t know the regional split tonight.

Full Schedule

And that’s all I know because once again I’m in a hotel without an online guide.  This shit’s getting old.  But you guys are all big boys.  Turn on your TV boxes and look.  Or read your TV Guide.  Do they still make the TV Guide?  Hmmmmmmm…..

At Least She’s Single

(allegedly)

Earlier today, Blaxabbath  , posted his first part of the preview of the Bachelorette Finale.

So, here we go.  Enjoy….

Frankly, I’d be afraid of all of these chicks.  Some of them, while attractive, look a little crazy-eyed.  Plus, if you’re going on TV to find a guy, then narcissism might be a factor.

They do got a lotta teeth though.

Not that I’m the best judge of women to begin with anyway.  But I have learneded some things.  I just don’t necessarily pay attention to the things I’ve allegedly learneded.  Well, until it’s too late anyway.

Oh well.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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King Hippo

FIRST. PLACE.

/said humbly and The Right Way obvs

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

GOLDIE MOTHERFUCKERS

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King Hippo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Central is anyone’s to win, and your team is the only wrong answer

litre_cola

This checks out.

rockingdog

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blaxabbath

The only time I ever care to see Jr.

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SonOfSpam

FXX (west coast) is currently showing the Poochie episode.

Just a great bunch of comedy.

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King Hippo

y’all…the #BFIB are on the precipice of FIRST PLACE!!!

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herodotus450

Season 5:
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King Hippo

YES, yes, no thanks, WTF??

– Marc T., parts unknown

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It fits?

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King Hippo

Mexican toe fungus halftime ad is fucking disgusting.

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Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

Red Chickens got two Mexi-goals, reminding me why I generally don’t bet Liga MX

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Brick Meathook

E = Lf x p x Lth x f x n

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Brick Meathook

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litre_cola

The fuck is going on here?

WCS

Japan is going on here.

herodotus450

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-Bill P.

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He’s got computer assistance and he still can’t find her clit.

rockingdog

found a funny:
BOSS: quit listening to Vanilla Ice, participate in the meeting, and pay attention
ME: so… stop, collaborate, and listen?
BOSS: you’re fired

herodotus450

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SonOfSpam

Hi.

Ready for a spicy take?

The current Bachelorette is meh-looking. Cute, but not hot at all. And that’s before she talks.

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SonOfSpam

I’m white and fat…might not be so bad.

blaxabbath

They’d name you king!

blaxabbath

So Fantasy Suites week is where she finally gets to start banging these dudes. They show her in the morning without makeup.

I’d agree that she is really optimized with makeup — to be politically correct.

Col. Duke LaCross

So much vocal fryyyyyyyyyyy.

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rockingdog
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herodotus450

Rose, Violet, even Petunia; but I never met a girl named Crocus.

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She’s a four time widow.

SonOfSpam

I have, but she was a stripper and used Ks instead of Cs.

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SonOfSpam

Clearly, it’s about four feet off the ground.

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When is the Miami preview?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuuuuuck this week as well

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Happy Friday you fucking assholes!

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“We’re just roommates.”

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Dunstan

And I’m just “adjusting” myself.

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Come on people! That’s a good joke.

ballsofsteelandfury

Who are these crazy-eyed women?

Absolutely none of them seem like someone I could have a five minute conversation with.

Dunstan

I only need two minutes.

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WHAT ARE YOUUUUU???!?? SOME KIND OF MARATHON MAN?!?!

Dunstan

To be fair, a minute and a half of that is haggling.

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30 SECONDS??!? WHAT ARE YOUUUUU???!?? SOME KIND OF MARATHON MAN?!?!

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Redshirt

Its nice to hear another region’s different ways of saying words. Where I live, we call it “begging”.

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He may have older MILFs in mind.

Redshirt

Five minutes?! How in the…. Oh, “conversation”. Nevermind.

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Mr. Ayo

Holy shit, Bobby Wagner got paid!

HOX!

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litre_cola

His commercials are unreal. Plumbing i think.

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Just a reminder.

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Redshirt

I’ve been offsite a few days so just to squash any rumors, no I was not the disgruntled ex-Republican who put the doctored Presidential Seal next to Trump. If I was, I would’ve been a little bit less subtle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK–S8kuxOI

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That just killed my libido for the weekend

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