Yeah, it’s been a while. But you remember. This is one of those weeks where I can’t think of anything else so I choose one (or more) musical artists to feature. Generally, their musical accolades are debatable…at best.
But not their sexy. That is unimpeachable. Kinda like someone else I know.
Anywhooooo…
This week, it’s Nicole Scherzinger , the lead pussycat of The Pussycat Dolls. The Dolls broke up in 2010 because all the other girls were jealous of Nicole…more or less. But that’s OK, we still have their “musical legacy” to fall back on and…
Sorry, I can’t even finish that sentence. Let’s just say that some of their songs didn’t suck as much as most of the others. Fair enough? Here’s one now…
(Thank goodness for autotune)
You can run but you can’t hide.
OK, I stand corrected.
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Sports Which Will Be Very Forgettable 2Nite
NBA
- Utah @ Memphis – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Boston @ Golden State – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA FB
- La Tech @ Marshall – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Fresno State @ San Diego State – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN2
NCAA BB
- Elon @ Michigan – 7:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- West Virginia @ Pitt – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Northridge @ (22)Auburn – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- Alabama @ Rhode Island – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBCSN
- Minnesota @ Utah – 9:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
- (8)Gonzaga @ aTm – 9:00pmEST – TV: SECN
- S. Dakota State @ Nebraska – 9:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- BYU @ Houston – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- UNLV @ UCLA – 11:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
Soccer
- CONCACAF Nations League – USA vs Canada – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
NHL
It’s another one of those Fridays when no national NHL games appear in the lower 48. Check your locals.
/reviews the above sports schedule for the night
//general malaise and disappointment sets in.
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Nicole Scherzinger
Born: 29 June, 1978 (41 y.o.), Honolulu, HI
Yep, she’s our special princess this week.
Wow, I didn’t realize it was such an honour. Maybe I can even get a date with her?
Yeah, seems about right.
Enjoy…
OK, one more classic song for youse to enjoy, then I’m out.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
(also, stop throwing things at me)
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Wait, what?
She was also banging Lewis Hamilton for a few years.
Believe I answered this in a previous thread, open like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6sqI3nWJig
And close it out with a banger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIVttT_PIPE
“Closing it out with a banger” is how Andy Reid’s pre-breakfast for the London game can be described.
In more ways than one.
Roger Stone got convicted today, so I’m gonna go ahead and celebrate. And that means getting fucking fall down drunk.
That old Smashing Pumpkins sound…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zvGIBreoI
A pantheon song.
Ethnically, I’m half Eastern European Jew, half-English. But I still want Amazing Grace played on the bagpipes at my Terminal Tickertape Parade
This thread is temporary, but this song will live in your hearts forever.
Seriously, it’s just the right combination of vocal talent and a banging bassline:
https://youtu.be/iRVhuZZ7tAY
Happy Friday.
faster faster
GENE POOL
WE’RE JUST ROOMMATES!!
Work was great today and by accident found a new band that it’s just…. Oof. Punk, anarchist Basques.
PUTO DINERO
PUTO DINERO
PUTO DINERO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RC5WpGmCEn8
I’m not sure I’ve ever met a Basque who wasn’t an anarchist
Have you ever met a anarchist who wasn’t an Basque? Have you ever heard the Rock ‘n’ Roll?
Courtesy of collecting music for my car, I became reacquainted with this. I wish Billy Corgan wasn’t such an asshole; some of his music is really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSGw8vt1hA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8XQV889b3U
Dead Spur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAS5sbt-8yE
Immediately had to google Willie’s name to see if he daid. Goddam you Spur!
Drunk, disappointed, welcome to DFO. Headed to Mexico tomorrow. Apologise for my death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WweD9S9hMBk
Pray for litre_cola.
In America he’s liter_cola, but in Mexico is it litre’_cola?
hecho pure cain sugar
I’ve told this story a million billon times, but I once met the liter of cola cashier at a party.
That is amazing. I would have asked if he wanted to burn one. Seems fitting.
He’s the first person I ever recognized from TV when I moved to LA. He was very pleasant but it was clear I overdid it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsriu6a_ukw
Not quite funeral music, but close enough:
https://v.redd.it/9i0fn3qp3ds31
Spur ui dead, long live Spur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-ecL2DGszc
Correct album, wrong song:
https://youtu.be/a4ZlWEQ17ns
All alone, or in twos
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands
The bleeding hearts and the artists
Make their stand
And when they’ve given you their all
Some stagger and fall,
after all
it’s not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger’s wall
More songs:
Ace of Spades
I’da Called You Woody, Joe
Career Opportunities
Shiver me Timbers
She’s Tight
Friggin in the Riggin’
Funeral song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=timZoOs9ozo
This “all natural” dog food company cracks me up. “Wolves have a craving for meat, just like your dog.”
Buddy I got news for ya. Given the opportunity, my dog would exclusively eat BBQ potato chips and Reese’s cups.
Good boy.
Well yeah, me too.
The woman was obsessed with her GSD babies getting stupidly expensive grain-free food, which was a terrible idea, so I don’t bother making fun of her every time she gives them pizza crusts and shit
Baby Yoda is unbearably cute it’s evil.
Yeah what the motherfucking hell was that?
The Old Republic MMO had a yoda type that was voiced by Winnie the Pooh guy before we found out he was a fucking real life monster
I thought that was Elmo…
https://theblast.com/c/disney-winnie-pooh-jim-cummings-rape-animal-abuse-custody
One of the less disturbing details from the allegations:
Songs to play at my funeral:
Love Reign O’er Me
Spirit in the Sky
Everybody Hurts
Werewolves Of London
Cadillac Ranch
Rip this Joint
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
More to come
Edmund Fitzgerald is just a fucking evil pick. Another good option:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QlWpv958Uk
The college kid in me still believes Dream Theater could have been the greatest band of all time if they could have cut their song length by like 70%
Fuck that, a song can’t be properly epic if it’s three minutes long.
Motorhead & The Ramones beg to differ.
YOU WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOURN ME DURING THE 12 MINUTE PIANO SOLO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8L-Nw3hNE
Fun fact: X Japan’s entirely English 34 minute opus is only 1/4 the length of the fucking Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Their current drummer played my golf course while I was working the counter a couple weeks ago. I think he was just happy somebody recognized him.
FREEBIIIIIIIIRRRRD!
/passes out drunkenly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe2JmhjeQBY
Closer – Nine Inch Nails
Sex Dwarf – Soft Cell
You’ve Got Another Thing Coming – Judas Priest
Sex – Berlin
Every Day Is Halloween – Ministry
It Takes Two – Rob Base & DJ Eazy Rock
I went to bed last night with a 1 min to go in the game. Thinking its all over. I wake up around 1am my phone buzzing, My 1st thought is work BS, then a nanosecond I smile at the thought of Trump death news. I finally see its news of a Browns/Steel Assholes fight.
I feel robbed
#metoo
Oh boy, dem thighs
That’s not gonna fit.
Not with that attitude it won’t l!
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Folks
For those thinking humanity was gonna figure it out in the midnight hour
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/15/venice-council-flooded-moments-after-rejecting-climate-crisis-plan
It’s funny and all, but Venice has flooded pretty much every decade of its existence.
Yeah, but it’s massively fucked now, and it’s only going to get worse. Starting to wonder when they give up on it.
Oh shit. I get a free year of Disney+ through Verizon, so it’s time to get reacquainted with the most important brand in Disney’s library
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjI0TdvVbqI
Hands down most underrated thing to come from the 90s.
Not jusr most underrated show. Not just most underrated cartoon. Not just most underrated franchise. Most underrated period. and that includes Erika Eleniak
Also amazed I could find a picture of her with her clothes on
She was technically clothed on Baywatch
EAT SHIT PITT
I think these count as gloves
Also help to avoid the bruising from the handcuffs.
Bobby Huggins clearly being heard screaming, “YOU CAN’T FUCKING DO THAT!” on live television is incredible.
What about World Series wins?
Or manned moon landings. The preferred nomenclature these days is “crewed” moon landings, even though they were all dudes.
I walked 21 miles today. AMA.
Would you walk 21 more?
I will, pretty much, tomorrow and the day after.
Woo hoo, a Proclaimers/Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy crossover!
Was there a woman involved?
Since it was a breast cancer fundraiser, yes, several
Well see now that just about answers every question that I had.
Is it weird that I’ve no idea who the featured lady is yet I’ve heard of the Pussycat Dolls?
Carmen Electra used to be part of the troupe
Like J-Lo used to be a part of the Fly Girls in In Living Color?
I only knew her because she dated Lewis Hamilton.
Dunno if it’s weird, but it does surprise me somewhat.
Counterpoint: Shakira
OH NO THEM’S PIXTURES OF A PRETTY WOMAN! I GOTTA GO BLOG THIS!
Sorry, but I was a big boy and didn’t comment on that asshead’s blog so I had to get some satisfaction.
Lords of DFO: Second installment of the Fozz Migration is written and ready for edits, reprisals, and death threats.
Nice!
Finally getting around to Letterkenny. It’s like Clerks but Canadian.
Former KSK contributor Trevor Risk is a writer for them.
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/2Cw14fH1/jlo-Tefm
^^^^^^^^
Videos of JLo as a stripper being dirty as hell while still clothed in Hustlers:
That’s poetry, man.