Your “Well I Guess That’s Music, Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread

Yeah, it’s been a while.  But you remember.  This is one of those weeks where I can’t think of anything else so I choose one (or more) musical artists to feature.  Generally, their musical accolades are debatable…at best.

But not their sexy.  That is unimpeachable.  Kinda like someone else I know.

Anywhooooo…

This week, it’s Nicole Scherzinger , the lead pussycat of The Pussycat Dolls.  The Dolls broke up in 2010 because all the other girls were jealous of Nicole…more or less.  But that’s OK, we still have their “musical legacy” to fall back on and…

Sorry, I can’t even finish that sentence.  Let’s just say that some of their songs didn’t suck as much as most of the others.  Fair enough?  Here’s one now…

(Thank goodness for autotune)

You can run but you can’t hide.

OK, I stand corrected.

Sports Which Will Be Very Forgettable 2Nite

NBA

  • Utah @ Memphis – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Boston @ Golden State – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA FB

  • La Tech @ Marshall – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Fresno State @ San Diego State – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN2

Full Weekend Schedule

NCAA BB

  • Elon @ Michigan – 7:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
  • West Virginia @ Pitt – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • Northridge @ (22)Auburn – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • Alabama @ Rhode Island – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBCSN
  • Minnesota @ Utah – 9:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
  • (8)Gonzaga @ aTm – 9:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • S. Dakota State @ Nebraska – 9:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
  • BYU @ Houston – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • UNLV @ UCLA – 11:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N

Full Schedule

Soccer

  • CONCACAF Nations League – USA vs Canada – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2

NHL

It’s another one of those Fridays when no national NHL games appear in the lower 48.  Check your locals.

Full Schedule

 

/reviews the above sports schedule for the night

//general malaise and disappointment sets in.

Nicole Scherzinger

Born: 29 June, 1978 (41 y.o.), Honolulu, HI

Yep, she’s our special princess this week.

Wow, I didn’t realize it was such an honour.  Maybe I can even get a date with her?

Yeah, seems about right.

Enjoy…

OK, one more classic song for youse to enjoy, then I’m out.

Have a nice weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

(also, stop throwing things at me)

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wait, what?

Col. Duke LaCross

She was also banging Lewis Hamilton for a few years.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Believe I answered this in a previous thread, open like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6sqI3nWJig

Gratliff

And close it out with a banger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIVttT_PIPE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Closing it out with a banger” is how Andy Reid’s pre-breakfast for the London game can be described.

yeah right

In more ways than one.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Roger Stone got convicted today, so I’m gonna go ahead and celebrate. And that means getting fucking fall down drunk.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That old Smashing Pumpkins sound…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_zvGIBreoI

yeah right

A pantheon song.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Ethnically, I’m half Eastern European Jew, half-English. But I still want Amazing Grace played on the bagpipes at my Terminal Tickertape Parade

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mistborn Impossible

This thread is temporary, but this song will live in your hearts forever.

Seriously, it’s just the right combination of vocal talent and a banging bassline:

https://youtu.be/iRVhuZZ7tAY

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Happy Friday.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

faster faster

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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GENE POOL

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WE’RE JUST ROOMMATES!!

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Don T

Work was great today and by accident found a new band that it’s just…. Oof. Punk, anarchist Basques.
PUTO DINERO
PUTO DINERO
PUTO DINERO
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RC5WpGmCEn8

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I’m not sure I’ve ever met a Basque who wasn’t an anarchist

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Have you ever met a anarchist who wasn’t an Basque? Have you ever heard the Rock ‘n’ Roll?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Courtesy of collecting music for my car, I became reacquainted with this. I wish Billy Corgan wasn’t such an asshole; some of his music is really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSGw8vt1hA8

Gratliff

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Spur
Viva La Tabula Raza

Immediately had to google Willie’s name to see if he daid. Goddam you Spur!

litre_cola

Drunk, disappointed, welcome to DFO. Headed to Mexico tomorrow. Apologise for my death.

herodotus450
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pray for litre_cola.

herodotus450

In America he’s liter_cola, but in Mexico is it litre’_cola?

Spur

hecho pure cain sugar

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve told this story a million billon times, but I once met the liter of cola cashier at a party.

litre_cola

That is amazing. I would have asked if he wanted to burn one. Seems fitting.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s the first person I ever recognized from TV when I moved to LA. He was very pleasant but it was clear I overdid it.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

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Brocky

Not quite funeral music, but close enough:

https://v.redd.it/9i0fn3qp3ds31

Spur

Spur ui dead, long live Spur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

Gratliff
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Correct album, wrong song:

https://youtu.be/a4ZlWEQ17ns

All alone, or in twos
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands
The bleeding hearts and the artists
Make their stand
And when they’ve given you their all
Some stagger and fall,
after all
it’s not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger’s wall

jjfozz

More songs:

Ace of Spades
I’da Called You Woody, Joe
Career Opportunities
Shiver me Timbers
She’s Tight
Friggin in the Riggin’

Spur
Mr. Ayo

Well yeah, me too.

Gratliff

The woman was obsessed with her GSD babies getting stupidly expensive grain-free food, which was a terrible idea, so I don’t bother making fun of her every time she gives them pizza crusts and shit

Spur

Baby Yoda is unbearably cute it’s evil.

jjfozz

Yeah what the motherfucking hell was that?

Gratliff

The Old Republic MMO had a yoda type that was voiced by Winnie the Pooh guy before we found out he was a fucking real life monster

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I thought that was Elmo…

Gratliff

https://theblast.com/c/disney-winnie-pooh-jim-cummings-rape-animal-abuse-custody
One of the less disturbing details from the allegations:

Stephanie says she and Jim had purchased a dog and the animal urinated in the house. As a result, Stephanie says Jim “took the dog and placed it inside a metal bucket outside of the house on a day which it was over 100 degrees, then left it there for a long time,” adding, “The dog came close to dying.”

jjfozz

Songs to play at my funeral:

Love Reign O’er Me
Spirit in the Sky
Everybody Hurts
Werewolves Of London
Cadillac Ranch
Rip this Joint
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

More to come

Gratliff

Edmund Fitzgerald is just a fucking evil pick. Another good option:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QlWpv958Uk

Gratliff

The college kid in me still believes Dream Theater could have been the greatest band of all time if they could have cut their song length by like 70%

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuck that, a song can’t be properly epic if it’s three minutes long.

Beerguyrob

Motorhead & The Ramones beg to differ.

Gratliff

YOU WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOURN ME DURING THE 12 MINUTE PIANO SOLO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8L-Nw3hNE

Gratliff

Fun fact: X Japan’s entirely English 34 minute opus is only 1/4 the length of the fucking Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Col. Duke LaCross

Their current drummer played my golf course while I was working the counter a couple weeks ago. I think he was just happy somebody recognized him.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

FREEBIIIIIIIIRRRRD!
/passes out drunkenly

Spur
ballsofsteelandfury

Closer – Nine Inch Nails
Sex Dwarf – Soft Cell
You’ve Got Another Thing Coming – Judas Priest
Sex – Berlin
Every Day Is Halloween – Ministry
It Takes Two – Rob Base & DJ Eazy Rock

Spur

I went to bed last night with a 1 min to go in the game. Thinking its all over. I wake up around 1am my phone buzzing, My 1st thought is work BS, then a nanosecond I smile at the thought of Trump death news. I finally see its news of a Browns/Steel Assholes fight.

I feel robbed

Brocky

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Spur

#metoo

jjfozz

Oh boy, dem thighs

Brocky

Not with that attitude it won’t l!

Unsurprised

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough

Spur

Folks

Gratliff

For those thinking humanity was gonna figure it out in the midnight hour
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/15/venice-council-flooded-moments-after-rejecting-climate-crisis-plan

ballsofsteelandfury

It’s funny and all, but Venice has flooded pretty much every decade of its existence.

Gratliff

Yeah, but it’s massively fucked now, and it’s only going to get worse. Starting to wonder when they give up on it.

Gratliff

Oh shit. I get a free year of Disney+ through Verizon, so it’s time to get reacquainted with the most important brand in Disney’s library
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjI0TdvVbqI

Gratliff

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Brocky

Hands down most underrated thing to come from the 90s.

Not jusr most underrated show. Not just most underrated cartoon. Not just most underrated franchise. Most underrated period. and that includes Erika Eleniak

Also amazed I could find a picture of her with her clothes on

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Unsurprised

She was technically clothed on Baywatch

WCS

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Brick Meathook

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Brocky

I think these count as gloves

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Mr. Ayo

Also help to avoid the bruising from the handcuffs.

WCS

Bobby Huggins clearly being heard screaming, “YOU CAN’T FUCKING DO THAT!” on live television is incredible.

Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

What about World Series wins?

Brick Meathook

Or manned moon landings. The preferred nomenclature these days is “crewed” moon landings, even though they were all dudes.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I walked 21 miles today. AMA.

herodotus450

Would you walk 21 more?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I will, pretty much, tomorrow and the day after.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Woo hoo, a Proclaimers/Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy crossover!

Gratliff

Was there a woman involved?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Since it was a breast cancer fundraiser, yes, several

Brick Meathook

Well see now that just about answers every question that I had.

ballsofsteelandfury

Is it weird that I’ve no idea who the featured lady is yet I’ve heard of the Pussycat Dolls?

Unsurprised

Carmen Electra used to be part of the troupe

ballsofsteelandfury

Like J-Lo used to be a part of the Fly Girls in In Living Color?

Mr. Ayo

I only knew her because she dated Lewis Hamilton.

Unsurprised

Counterpoint: Shakira
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jjfozz

OH NO THEM’S PIXTURES OF A PRETTY WOMAN! I GOTTA GO BLOG THIS!

Sorry, but I was a big boy and didn’t comment on that asshead’s blog so I had to get some satisfaction.

Lords of DFO: Second installment of the Fozz Migration is written and ready for edits, reprisals, and death threats.

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice!

Gratliff

Finally getting around to Letterkenny. It’s like Clerks but Canadian.

Beerguyrob

Former KSK contributor Trevor Risk is a writer for them.

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

^^^^^^^^

Videos of JLo as a stripper being dirty as hell while still clothed in Hustlers:

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s poetry, man.