No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019:
Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00, ESPN)
I told myself maybe I would moneyline bet whoever is the underdog, but this is a straight-up coinflip and I don’t wanna. Interesting philosophical dilemma for the class – is tOSU just a Yankee Clemson, or is Son de Clem a Rebel-fied Ohio State? Two 800-lb gorillas far and away the best sides in 1-horse towns (ie, conferences). There will be hue and cry about “pretender” status should either lose by any significant margin, but that’s a bunch of shite. These are two really good teams, and weird merde just happens in late December/early January, after such a long layoff (and in Clemson’s case, not being really tested in about 3 months). Could we get extra time in this? I noe, but I ain’t tellin.’
el Hippo Predicion: Clemson 41, theeee Ohio State 38
Well that is definitely a team from Ohio.
I have watched one down of college football this year and it was an endzone pick against Ohio State. You’re welcome.
Now I’ve seen two and one was a clemson kneel down. You’re probably less welcome for that one.
I just yelled “Come on ohio state you can do this!!”
What kind of monster have I become?
Of course it was an uncatchable pass, THE INTENDED RECEIVER WAS BEING MOLESTED YOU ZEBRA BASTARD!!!
IMPORTANT – remind your players you can NOT afford a celebration penno WHEN we score
with the college XP, 6 v. 5 doesn’t matter much, unless tOSU scores the TD VERY FAST.
/but that’s why you trust what the analytics NEEERRRRRDDDD tells you. Dabo!, as much as I hate him, did.
just live bet $40 on the Ded Bucks, just so I can cheer whole-heartedly the next possession
Turnover about to end it.
you got it!
Told ya.
They left too much time (me the eternal pessimist).
Okay, so maybe we should’ve gone for 2 after all.
Oh, wait. Didn’t matter.
him going all the way in at least leaves y’all the slimmest chance
Clemson winning is only +166, in GAMBLOR terms. They got about a chance in 3
almost even money now
Game, Jeebus Blouses
Damn it, don’t get too passive. Don’t kill the clock; kill their hopes!
that was the only reason to go up 2. You take a deep shot on 3rd and 5 to go up NINE
“It would be a lot better if the guys that made the big play didn’t have it called back just because they cheated in order to make that big play.”
—Trump Impeachment Defense Team
I like that Dabo! Called me “sir.”
LOL
GREAT coaching, the point is to make a touched down, not painfully edge forward and get stuffed cold again.
Sure. But go fer two coward!
oh shit, they KICKED? I guess I drifted off.
Probably trying to avoid losing momentum in case the fail the 2pt attempt.
CLEM gonna get the ball back down 2, maybe two shots at it.
watch ’em kick another FG
Whoa. Can’t believe he fielded that punt. That coulda gone bad.
I’d make $105 if Son de Clem wins, and I still can’t pull for ’em
Yeah, same here.
That, plus the lost $30 wager, would probably be a fair trade to keep Dabo! off my teevee box.
Ryan Day seems harmless, like a chubby Greg Maddux whose mom maybe drank a little during her pregnancy.
Now THAT was a football move
INT
NICE
tOSU is taking it up the poop chute
they deserve it
Exhibit 1
That’s like one through nine.
“Wanna wrassle?”
And they’re not even giving us the courtesy of lube or removing our pants.
Be a violation to buy y’all dinner first, I guess.
Yes! We’re back in this… OH, DEAR GOD! THAT’S BLEERGH’S MUSIC!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
This is a perfect comment.
no, that was not a catch
SUDDEN CHANGE?
counted 4, maybe 5 steps. CATCH
Dunno. Never looked like in complete control.
Agreed. But it was gray area at best. Call on the field rules the day in those cases. Or it used to.
Yup. Gonna stand.
Wow. They’re just making up their own video review rules now.
Very. And I feel dirty to be rooting foar tOSU. Lesser of two evils I guess.
I was afraid this would happen once they venture out of the Big 10 and plays a non-conference team that doesn’t get paid to show up and get shellacked.
Why wasn’t I informed this existed?
You weren’t informed?
It’s almost like OSU isn’t use to the other team being able to fight back.
We now bring Moose to you live. Moose, what can you tell us about the weather conditions where you are?
Moose: FUCK YOU GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
i wonder if Detroit would trade Blake Griffin to the Spurs?
Spurs win
OSU Quit playing
Nice run.
getting Etienne the ball in space is a good idea.
Law 1: “My sports teams and/or God hates me.”
I have a better chance of all-night cuddling with Molly McGrath (ah would NEVAR sully her virtue) than tOSU has of winning this football match.
(see above)
SURPRISE ANAL!!
if I got really bold, I’d massage her shoulders
[grunts for two seconds] OOOOPS, sorry.
When you really think about it, isn’t anal ALWAYS a surprise in one way or another.
Think about that while I go smoke moar weed.
BALLS HAS PLANNED ANAL!!
BAH GAWD THAT’S BATTLEBOTS’ SET!
/Insert Mark Setrakian’s Giant Claw Dildo Table joke here?
tOSU doesn’t really need #2, do they?
Jeebus doesn’t believe in concussions!
#SuckItLibtard
President Trump, is that you?
That’s fookin’ brilliant.
We have to play another half? – Ohio State
That’s not gonna fit.
IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH IT WILL.
Trevor Lawrence recovered from that concussion quickly
Borrowed some nanobubbles from RW
Soooooo….long plane ride back to Norman, Oklahoma tonight I’m guessing.
Found a funny:
my car: uh oh your seat belt isn’t on haha beep beep
me:
my car: maybe i’ll fuckin scream about it i dunno
To quote Coach Parcells, in a rare non-raycess context, Every field goal gets you three points closer to losing.
“Field goal” meant “Jap you don’t kill”
Its inspiring how these two are fighting to get the honor of being murderdeathkilled by LSU.
There will be no reason to use walk-ons in Q4 then, LSU might really hit 80.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1916_Cumberland_vs._Georgia_Tech_football_game
The bar has been set.
Hippo was right earlier. It had never occurred to me before but Trevor Lawrence really does look like a really ugly lesbian.
And I know from ugly lesbians.
Ahem. You know where I work, and yes, although he has much longer hair than the ones I deal with.
plus, Dabo! would never tolerate a lezzie. Probably made him suck an assistant’s cock just to be certain.
Notice how most coaches answer the question politely (or Mike Leach-y), then hurry off the pitch to strategize with their players.
Dabo!, humble Christian that he is, ALWAYS maximizes his personal screen time.
The Papa works in mysterious ways…
I worked at a local Domino’s as a driver from 1987 thru 1990. Paid for my bachelor’s and half my master’s from UT. But now the only pizza in delivery range is Papa John’s. I’ve stopped eating pizza.
I feel badly for laughing, but I’m sorry…
Tragic Snorkeling Accident
I mean it’s right there, you can’t make it up.
YOU KNOW WHERE THE AIR IS JUST GO UP!!!!!!
You took the air out of that joke.
Well, apparently all the Catholic-ie stuff doesn’t cover him underwater.