JV Raging Semi #2 (and Open Sabado Noche Thread) – 2019 Playoffs

No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019:

Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00, ESPN)

I told myself maybe I would moneyline bet whoever is the underdog, but this is a straight-up coinflip and I don’t wanna.  Interesting philosophical dilemma for the class – is tOSU just a Yankee Clemson, or is Son de Clem a Rebel-fied Ohio State?  Two 800-lb gorillas far and away the best sides in 1-horse towns (ie, conferences).  There will be hue and cry about “pretender” status should either lose by any significant margin, but that’s a bunch of shite.  These are two really good teams, and weird merde just happens in late December/early January, after such a long layoff (and in Clemson’s case, not being really tested in about 3 months).  Could we get extra time in this?  I noe, but I ain’t tellin.’

el Hippo Predicion: Clemson 41, theeee Ohio State 38

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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ArmedandHammered

Well that is definitely a team from Ohio.

Gratliff

I have watched one down of college football this year and it was an endzone pick against Ohio State. You’re welcome.

Gratliff

Now I’ve seen two and one was a clemson kneel down. You’re probably less welcome for that one.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I just yelled “Come on ohio state you can do this!!”

What kind of monster have I become?

Redshirt

Of course it was an uncatchable pass, THE INTENDED RECEIVER WAS BEING MOLESTED YOU ZEBRA BASTARD!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Turnover about to end it.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Told ya.

ArmedandHammered

They left too much time (me the eternal pessimist).

Redshirt

Okay, so maybe we should’ve gone for 2 after all.

Redshirt

Oh, wait. Didn’t matter.

Redshirt

Damn it, don’t get too passive. Don’t kill the clock; kill their hopes!

Viva La Tabula Raza

“It would be a lot better if the guys that made the big play didn’t have it called back just because they cheated in order to make that big play.”
—Trump Impeachment Defense Team

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL

Mr. Ayo

Sure. But go fer two coward!

Redshirt

Probably trying to avoid losing momentum in case the fail the 2pt attempt.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Whoa. Can’t believe he fielded that punt. That coulda gone bad.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, same here.

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Now THAT was a football move

Spur

INT

NICE

Spur

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Spur

they deserve it

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s like one through nine.

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Wanna wrassle?”

Redshirt

And they’re not even giving us the courtesy of lube or removing our pants.

Redshirt

Yes! We’re back in this… OH, DEAR GOD! THAT’S BLEERGH’S MUSIC!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Beerguyrob

This is a perfect comment.

Spur

no, that was not a catch

Viva La Tabula Raza

Dunno. Never looked like in complete control.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed. But it was gray area at best. Call on the field rules the day in those cases. Or it used to.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup. Gonna stand.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow. They’re just making up their own video review rules now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Very. And I feel dirty to be rooting foar tOSU. Lesser of two evils I guess.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

I was afraid this would happen once they venture out of the Big 10 and plays a non-conference team that doesn’t get paid to show up and get shellacked.

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Spur

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Redshirt

Why wasn’t I informed this existed?

Senor Weaselo

You weren’t informed?

Spur

It’s almost like OSU isn’t use to the other team being able to fight back.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

We now bring Moose to you live. Moose, what can you tell us about the weather conditions where you are?

Moose: FUCK YOU GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!!!

Spur

i wonder if Detroit would trade Blake Griffin to the Spurs?

Spur

Spurs win

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

OSU Quit playing

Viva La Tabula Raza

Nice run.

Redshirt

Law 1: “My sports teams and/or God hates me.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SURPRISE ANAL!!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[grunts for two seconds] OOOOPS, sorry.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

When you really think about it, isn’t anal ALWAYS a surprise in one way or another.

Think about that while I go smoke moar weed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BALLS HAS PLANNED ANAL!!

Senor Weaselo

BAH GAWD THAT’S BATTLEBOTS’ SET!
/Insert Mark Setrakian’s Giant Claw Dildo Table joke here?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

President Trump, is that you?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s fookin’ brilliant.

Spur

We have to play another half? – Ohio State

rockingdog

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theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s not gonna fit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH IT WILL.

Spur

Trevor Lawrence recovered from that concussion quickly

theeWeeBabySeamus

Soooooo….long plane ride back to Norman, Oklahoma tonight I’m guessing.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

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rockingdog

Found a funny:
my car: uh oh your seat belt isn’t on haha beep beep

me:

my car: maybe i’ll fuckin scream about it i dunno

SonOfSpam

“Field goal” meant “Jap you don’t kill”

Redshirt

Its inspiring how these two are fighting to get the honor of being murderdeathkilled by LSU.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hippo was right earlier. It had never occurred to me before but Trevor Lawrence really does look like a really ugly lesbian.

And I know from ugly lesbians.

litre_cola

Ahem. You know where I work, and yes, although he has much longer hair than the ones I deal with.

rockingdog

The Papa works in mysterious ways…
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Viva La Tabula Raza

I worked at a local Domino’s as a driver from 1987 thru 1990. Paid for my bachelor’s and half my master’s from UT. But now the only pizza in delivery range is Papa John’s. I’ve stopped eating pizza.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I feel badly for laughing, but I’m sorry…

Tragic Snorkeling Accident

I mean it’s right there, you can’t make it up.

theeWeeBabySeamus

YOU KNOW WHERE THE AIR IS JUST GO UP!!!!!!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You took the air out of that joke.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, apparently all the Catholic-ie stuff doesn’t cover him underwater.