Your Tennessee/New England Wild Card Game Open Thread

TO THE GAME!

Titans/Pats:

 

-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.

-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.

-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.

-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.

-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.

Your turn.

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King Hippo

goddamnit Tits

theeWeeBabySeamus

I say that almost daily now. Gonna need a Manzier soon I think.

litre_cola

A strict diet of weed, freezer vodka and caffeine will fix that.

WCS

IT’S A BRO!

Brocky

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theeWeeBabySeamus

If mine looked like that I’d never leave the house.

Doktor Zymm

excellent tape job, you can kinda see it in the first

Gratliff

Imagine hiring Josh McDaniels after Denver

WCS

He’ll be the net head coach of the Giants.

litre_cola

Or Marvin Lewis after Cinci?

Come on Jerrah!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Or Indianapolis

rockingdog

LOL
Snoop Dog doing ads for Dunkin Donuts?
Wait what? Dude lives in California…

Viva La Tabula Raza

Stoned munchies know no regional boundaries.

Brocky

Dude grew up poor. He’ll never turn down a paycheck

JustStopDude

Boy these Baker commercials will NEVER GET FUCKING OLD!!!!!!

rockingdog

I think he is looking for his_______

Mr. Ayo

Hope he bought career insurance.

Petronel

I live in anticipation of when he gets around to installing his Ring

The Maestro

JET SWEEP WOOOOOO

Doktor Zymm

Is Snoop an old lady now?

King Hippo

it would seem so

litre_cola

Persian restaurant went out of business. Much disappoint.

King Hippo

git sum #ShamePizza like a reel Murrican smgdh

Mr. Ayo

Apparently I’m a a reel Murrican!

King Hippo

I will bee at teh half

litre_cola

Stopped at fried chicken place. Aptly named Chicken on the Way, been around 40 years.

LemonJello

It’d be a lot easier to understand Romo if he’d take Brady’s balls out of his mouth.

litre_cola

What was the O/U line in this game?

King Hippo

dunno

theeWeeBabySeamus

NE -4.5, o/u 45

rockingdog

Found a funny:
Thinking it’s a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name.

WCS

Maybe the dog is ordering?

Mistborn Impossible

Hehe that is funny

Mother Puncher

Just wait until people in Boston find out Sanu’s first name

The Maestro

“Eh, so long as it ain’t Dzokhar.” – Massholes [in an alternate timeline]

Viva La Tabula Raza

Even worse, the country fucks in Western and Southeast Mass like some of my relatives whose racism would be considered extreme even by Repubs here in South Texas.

rockingdog

Thats good.

JustStopDude

I will never forgive Hollywood for the Longest Yard remake….

Brocky

I honestly liked it. I was too young to appreciate the original, it was in middle of my high school days, and it was before sandler just completely stopped giving a shit.

Years later i saw the original, but really didn’t understand why it was considered a classic other than a snapshot of 70s cinema.

I’m also convinced the collective hateboner for Sandler has led to some of his projects getting much worse reviews. Somehow making Jack and jill affected the space time continuum.

Old School Zero

I have to go get ready to go to our friends’ After-Christmas Christmas Party (sigh), but I wish I could stick around for the Patschadenfreude. Please keep up the terrible work and make sure to do things I wouldn’t do. See you tomorrow for an indeterminate amount and direction of change to our level of sports enjoyment.

King Hippo

that’s what u get FOAR having non-imaginary friends smh

Old School Zero

they dont get muh footbaw jokes teh loosers

King Hippo

I hate it when these fucks remember Sony Michel exists

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I would have won my fantasy league if I hadn’t drafted the knockoff version Sorny Michel.

The Maestro

DON’T FACKIN’ GIVE IT TO BURKHEAD YOU FACKS

Gatoraids

Bellicheck will cuts Brady after the game across the throat like season 3 of You

Gratliff

So I didn’t see much of Tennessee during the regular season. Mariota to Tannehill seems like a lateral move, with less upside. Why the change?

WCS

Don T isn’t complaining.

King Hippo

He’s been killing it in YPA/advanced metrics. Makes quicker decisions.

Mistborn Impossible

Tannehill is 5th in DVOA, he’s legit been good this year. It’s crazy

theeWeeBabySeamus

Are we looking foar a reason other than Mariota sucks moar?

Gratliff

Still feel like this is a push

Mr. Ayo

His ceiling and floor are higher. LOLfins just can’t coach.

Gatoraids

Tannehill free of the Dolphins like Dufresne out of Shawshank

theeWeeBabySeamus

Lol, that’s funny. And kinda true.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not a sentence I say often, but well done Tennessee.

King Hippo

Want see real QB pass?
to FIRKSER!!

Old School Zero

Tannehill to Firkser

The stuff of champions

litre_cola

Firkser? I play a lot of FF and have never heard of that dude.

Old School Zero

Don’t cry, Chung. Mostly because the tears might freeze to your face.

King Hippo

Lewis should, like, NEVAR play.

Mistborn Impossible

why is steve carrell a ref now?

Old School Zero

Ginger Hammer is a yuuuuge The Office fan.

Brocky

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litre_cola

Then she stole the money out of my wallet.

Senor Weaselo

Buster Baxter, OG.

King Hippo

Excellent run blocking is pretty sweet to watch.

Old School Zero

also why I can’t play Madden anymore

Doktor Zymm

agreed. It always seems impossible that a dude can get through at the angles they show, but when they make space it’s like WOW

Mr. Ayo

Token Hawai’i play?

King Hippo

El Tractorcito will be the greatest man who ever lived, he keeps going like this.

litre_cola

Do it for Don T(ractorcito)!

LemonJello

TANNY FANNY TIME!

Gatoraids

Ak-47s for everybody

LemonJello

Alternate take: Just let Henry run.

tundrajim

Is there anyone on the Patriots besides Brady? I’ve only been listening to the commentary, and it sounds like he’s playing by himself.

Brocky

There is a white running back and a white slot receiver

King Hippo

Absolutely NO throws I couldn’t have made, and he threw right to defenders TWICE.

LemonJello

Does Foxboro have the whitest crowds in the NFL?

Mr. Ayo

NAWT FAIR! THERE’S A LOHTA SNOW UP HERAH!

King Hippo

It compounds ow-ah suffahing! All the revuhse racism by those gorillas!!

WCS

NO ONE DENIES THIS

King Hippo

I should try figuring out how the SAP function works

theeWeeBabySeamus

What’s the o/u on whether Don_t is already pissed?

King Hippo

pissed angry, or pissed drunk?

theeWeeBabySeamus

We can have both.

Doktor Zymm

Bill Watson >> Ben Watson

Mistborn Impossible

Bill Watterson >>>
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King Hippo

FUCK OFF TONY

King Hippo

goddamned lucky pieces of shit

Doktor Zymm

I’m a fan of pinstripes as a fashion thing, but how the hell is it relevant to foggy-ass playoff football? Condensation, condescension etc.

Gratliff

NOW THE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE WHY. THE BILLIONAIRES’ COMBINED POLLING IS LESS THAN THE MARGIN OF ERROR.

King Hippo

every asshole with money sees Herr Fuhrer and is all like “why not ME??”

Old School Zero

Ego. Hubris. Inbreeding among the upper crust. Take your pick.

LemonJello

“Eggos with Hummus? Never tried that.”
-A. Reid, Kansas City

Gratliff

$35/line. $1100 per phone.

Senor Weaselo

“This could be the end.”
THESE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS I CALL THEM THE STANLEY PARABLE BECAUSE THE END IS NEVER THE END.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpPta5XKas

Old School Zero

this comment is relevant to my interests

Gratliff

Glad to know three of us understood this tweet

The Maestro

Another beer cracked, Brady jersey on, wings ready to go. Let’s fucking do this, New England.

Old School Zero

welp, there goes my erection, forever

Mistborn Impossible

Ew

Senor Weaselo

Are the wings at least murder-tastic?

ballsofsteelandfury

Remember that we can’t have good things because we touch ourselves.

This game will suck and the Pats will win.

If you don’t want to blame yourselves, blame Pornhub.

Doktor Zymm

Oh fuck a CBS game. Anyone got a streaming link?

King Hippo

doesn’t CBS sports stream their broadcasts?

Doktor Zymm

For $$$

Doktor Zymm

And only on their own streaming service

Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s what it seems like to me, too, Fuck them, I’m paying 150 bucks a month for satellite to include local stations, not paying any goddam more than that..

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ll be watching on the Yahoo Sports App. Worked great for the TXN-BILLs game.

ballsofsteelandfury

No digital antenna? That’s how I’m watching it.

Doktor Zymm

Don’t have that set up at the moment, but even when I did CBS reception was shit. Found a stream though, so fuck those shitty sitcom assholes I’m watching anyway

BaldingSpiritually

sportsurge.net

Mistborn Impossible

I use nflbite.com, they have a ton of streams to choose from. It’s the same people who ran r/nflstreams, they just migrated off of reddit before the sub got shut down.

Edit: I would use http://bfst.to/watch/nfl-2 if I didn’t have it over broadcast

BaldingSpiritually

Nice link, adding it to my bookmarks

Doktor Zymm

That’s where I ended up, working well so far 🙂

Game Time Decision

Hoping that this game is half as good as the last one

Gratliff

Fucking Mike Bloomberg commercial as soon as I switch.

WCS

First game was incredible, so New England wins this 59-7.

Old School Zero

I just need a minute to recharge after that can we just cuddle for a little bit babe and then I’ll rock your world *snoring sounds*

King Hippo

EROTICEST SMASHOUTH PLS

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I put money on the Titans….so the Pats will win 27-20

Mr. Ayo

Dammit, I picked the P*ts? I can’t even enjoy this game now.

King Hippo

they’ll win and not cover now. ASSHOLE!!

Mr. Ayo

Stupid darkest timeline.

Viva La Tabula Raza

At least we’ll have another Middle East war to distract us.

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