TO THE GAME!
Titans/Pats:
-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.
-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.
-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.
-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.
-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.
Your turn.
goddamnit Tits
I say that almost daily now. Gonna need a Manzier soon I think.
A strict diet of weed, freezer vodka and caffeine will fix that.
IT’S A BRO!
If mine looked like that I’d never leave the house.
excellent tape job, you can kinda see it in the first
Imagine hiring Josh McDaniels after Denver
He’ll be the net head coach of the Giants.
Or Marvin Lewis after Cinci?
Come on Jerrah!
Or Indianapolis
LOL
Snoop Dog doing ads for Dunkin Donuts?
Wait what? Dude lives in California…
Stoned munchies know no regional boundaries.
Dude grew up poor. He’ll never turn down a paycheck
Boy these Baker commercials will NEVER GET FUCKING OLD!!!!!!
I think he is looking for his_______
Hope he bought career insurance.
I live in anticipation of when he gets around to installing his Ring
JET SWEEP WOOOOOO
Is Snoop an old lady now?
it would seem so
Persian restaurant went out of business. Much disappoint.
git sum #ShamePizza like a reel Murrican smgdh
Apparently I’m a a reel Murrican!
I will bee at teh half
Stopped at fried chicken place. Aptly named Chicken on the Way, been around 40 years.
It’d be a lot easier to understand Romo if he’d take Brady’s balls out of his mouth.
What was the O/U line in this game?
dunno
NE -4.5, o/u 45
Found a funny:
Thinking it’s a not a good thing when the pizza delivery guy knows my dog by name.
Maybe the dog is ordering?
Hehe that is funny
Just wait until people in Boston find out Sanu’s first name
“Eh, so long as it ain’t Dzokhar.” – Massholes [in an alternate timeline]
Even worse, the country fucks in Western and Southeast Mass like some of my relatives whose racism would be considered extreme even by Repubs here in South Texas.
Thats good.
I will never forgive Hollywood for the Longest Yard remake….
I honestly liked it. I was too young to appreciate the original, it was in middle of my high school days, and it was before sandler just completely stopped giving a shit.
Years later i saw the original, but really didn’t understand why it was considered a classic other than a snapshot of 70s cinema.
I’m also convinced the collective hateboner for Sandler has led to some of his projects getting much worse reviews. Somehow making Jack and jill affected the space time continuum.
I have to go get ready to go to our friends’ After-Christmas Christmas Party (sigh), but I wish I could stick around for the Patschadenfreude. Please keep up the terrible work and make sure to do things I wouldn’t do. See you tomorrow for an indeterminate amount and direction of change to our level of sports enjoyment.
that’s what u get FOAR having non-imaginary friends smh
they dont get muh footbaw jokes teh loosers
I hate it when these fucks remember Sony Michel exists
I would have won my fantasy league if I hadn’t drafted the knockoff version Sorny Michel.
DON’T FACKIN’ GIVE IT TO BURKHEAD YOU FACKS
Bellicheck will cuts Brady after the game across the throat like season 3 of You
So I didn’t see much of Tennessee during the regular season. Mariota to Tannehill seems like a lateral move, with less upside. Why the change?
Don T isn’t complaining.
He’s been killing it in YPA/advanced metrics. Makes quicker decisions.
Tannehill is 5th in DVOA, he’s legit been good this year. It’s crazy
Are we looking foar a reason other than Mariota sucks moar?
Still feel like this is a push
His ceiling and floor are higher. LOLfins just can’t coach.
Tannehill free of the Dolphins like Dufresne out of Shawshank
Lol, that’s funny. And kinda true.
Not a sentence I say often, but well done Tennessee.
Want see real QB pass?
to FIRKSER!!
Tannehill to Firkser
The stuff of champions
Firkser? I play a lot of FF and have never heard of that dude.
Don’t cry, Chung. Mostly because the tears might freeze to your face.
Lewis should, like, NEVAR play.
why is steve carrell a ref now?
Ginger Hammer is a yuuuuge The Office fan.
Then she stole the money out of my wallet.
Buster Baxter, OG.
Excellent run blocking is pretty sweet to watch.
also why I can’t play Madden anymore
agreed. It always seems impossible that a dude can get through at the angles they show, but when they make space it’s like WOW
Token Hawai’i play?
El Tractorcito will be the greatest man who ever lived, he keeps going like this.
Do it for Don T(ractorcito)!
TANNY FANNY TIME!
Ak-47s for everybody
Alternate take: Just let Henry run.
Is there anyone on the Patriots besides Brady? I’ve only been listening to the commentary, and it sounds like he’s playing by himself.
There is a white running back and a white slot receiver
Absolutely NO throws I couldn’t have made, and he threw right to defenders TWICE.
Does Foxboro have the whitest crowds in the NFL?
NAWT FAIR! THERE’S A LOHTA SNOW UP HERAH!
It compounds ow-ah suffahing! All the revuhse racism by those gorillas!!
NO ONE DENIES THIS
I should try figuring out how the SAP function works
What’s the o/u on whether Don_t is already pissed?
pissed angry, or pissed drunk?
We can have both.
Bill Watson >> Ben Watson
Bill Watterson >>>
FUCK OFF TONY
goddamned lucky pieces of shit
I’m a fan of pinstripes as a fashion thing, but how the hell is it relevant to foggy-ass playoff football? Condensation, condescension etc.
NOW THE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE WHY. THE BILLIONAIRES’ COMBINED POLLING IS LESS THAN THE MARGIN OF ERROR.
every asshole with money sees Herr Fuhrer and is all like “why not ME??”
Ego. Hubris. Inbreeding among the upper crust. Take your pick.
“Eggos with Hummus? Never tried that.”
-A. Reid, Kansas City
$35/line. $1100 per phone.
“This could be the end.”
THESE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS I CALL THEM THE STANLEY PARABLE BECAUSE THE END IS NEVER THE END.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpPta5XKas
this comment is relevant to my interests
Glad to know three of us understood this tweet
Another beer cracked, Brady jersey on, wings ready to go. Let’s fucking do this, New England.
welp, there goes my erection, forever
Ew
Are the wings at least murder-tastic?
Remember that we can’t have good things because we touch ourselves.
This game will suck and the Pats will win.
If you don’t want to blame yourselves, blame Pornhub.
Oh fuck a CBS game. Anyone got a streaming link?
doesn’t CBS sports stream their broadcasts?
For $$$
And only on their own streaming service
That’s what it seems like to me, too, Fuck them, I’m paying 150 bucks a month for satellite to include local stations, not paying any goddam more than that..
I’ll be watching on the Yahoo Sports App. Worked great for the TXN-BILLs game.
No digital antenna? That’s how I’m watching it.
Don’t have that set up at the moment, but even when I did CBS reception was shit. Found a stream though, so fuck those shitty sitcom assholes I’m watching anyway
sportsurge.net
I use nflbite.com, they have a ton of streams to choose from. It’s the same people who ran r/nflstreams, they just migrated off of reddit before the sub got shut down.
Edit: I would use http://bfst.to/watch/nfl-2 if I didn’t have it over broadcast
Nice link, adding it to my bookmarks
That’s where I ended up, working well so far 🙂
Hoping that this game is half as good as the last one
Fucking Mike Bloomberg commercial as soon as I switch.
First game was incredible, so New England wins this 59-7.
I just need a minute to recharge after that can we just cuddle for a little bit babe and then I’ll rock your world *snoring sounds*
I’ve been up for 16 and 1/2 hours. Time for snoozers.
EROTICEST SMASHOUTH PLS
I put money on the Titans….so the Pats will win 27-20
Dammit, I picked the P*ts? I can’t even enjoy this game now.
they’ll win and not cover now. ASSHOLE!!
Stupid darkest timeline.
At least we’ll have another Middle East war to distract us.