TO THE GAME!
Titans/Pats:
-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.
-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.
-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.
-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.
-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.
Your turn.
Shit, I didn’t duck in time
You will be able to see again when……. the swelling goes down.
Is the green dick rotating clockwise or counter-clockwise?
/Twitter
Totally clockwise, right?
Whatever gets you off man.
Depends on whether you are south or north of the equator.
On other small consolation: Trump’s boys lost.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Puerto Rico, Don_T….Artist’s conception…
The T in “Don T” stands for TeabaggingUnsuspectingStrangers tonight.
He’s not Peyton Manning.
The Puerto Rican version?
Liger, retiring on top, while Brady doesn’t get to
LET THE WILD RUMPUS BEGIN
DYNASTY DONE! Oh well, I’ll take the last 18 years as karmic payback for the previous 35 years of the pain of being a P*ts fan and go to my grave (which looks like it’s going to happen for all of us a lot sooner than later as the next civil war manifests itself) with a smile on my face.
It’s a helluva an achievement honestly. Maybe the greatest run in team sports history.
Look at this!!
AFC winning QB:
2003: Brady
2004: Brady
2005: Roethlisberger
2006: Manning
2007: Brady
2008: Roethlisberger
2009: Manning
2010: Roethlisberger
2011: Brady
2012: Flacco
2013: Manning
2014: Brady
2015: Manning
2016: Brady
2017: Brady
2018: Brady
We’d be lucky to see this kind of dominance again anywhere.
very true, but fuck him in the fuckhole anyway
The peehole, but yes.
He just wants to give you a nice long soul-kiss!!
Yes, Flacco was elite.
Beating Manning and Brady in one year.
The best part, short ass chicks doing interviews, -1.2 feet yaw!
How wrong is it that I’m smiling right now?
I told you all that the Titans would win.
TYFYS!
Yeah, but it doesn’t count from banned people.
Happy Patriot Schadenfreude Day everyone
Someone get ahold of ape, we’re busting out the good liquor tonight…….
checks liquor cabinet
Okay, who got into my scotch? I won’t be angry, I just want to know who owes me
Going to miss most of tomorrow’s games. So go Viks and Ospreys. Fuck Philly
You fools! This plays right into their hands, giving them more time to rest in the offseason.
Clock struck 0:00
Is Brady gonna throw BB down a mineshaft during the offseason Return of the Jedi-style?
Evening gents.
Pardon my erection.
No worries, I just came!
Everybody in the house make some noise!
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2019/11/06/bye-week-update-new-england-patriots-5/
Check the comments. Sawft. SAWFT.
tried to thumbs it up, but I had already done 2 months ago. So take THIS thumbs up instead.
Milking it* for all it’s worth
*prostate
I’m getting light headed from my raging erection….
BEST FACKIN DAY AF THA FACKIN YEAH
Woot woot
We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!
Eagles currently have McCown as backup. Dreamboat could really look good wearing midnight green and a clipboard.
I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in TERRAH!
GIVE IT TO EL TRACTORCITO
Huzzah!
Fuck the dynasty and the soap opera!
Fuck Sullys, Fuck the Dropkick Murphys, Fuck the Red Sox, Fuck MAHKY MAHHK, and most importantly, Fuck the P*ts!!
I am so happy
That was just perfect.
Favre-approved ending!
Ya know, I don’t blame y’all.
WOOOOOOOOOO!!! HAPPY PATS SCHADENFREUDE DAY!!!
FUCK YEAH
SMART. Go for 2.
DO IT PERHAPS
Yes. Get fucked massholes
THE PATRIOTS ARE DEAD!
Fucking Christ.
Ha ha fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM
Oh my God!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELP
HAPPY PATRIOTS SCHADENFREUDE DAY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGC_YgeQ5w
YEAAAAAAAAAAA