Your Tennessee/New England Wild Card Game Open Thread

TO THE GAME!

Titans/Pats:

 

-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.

-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.

-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.

-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.

-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.

Your turn.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Old School Zero

Shit, I didn’t duck in time

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You will be able to see again when……. the swelling goes down.

Mr. Ayo

Is the green dick rotating clockwise or counter-clockwise?

/Twitter

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

Totally clockwise, right?

Mr. Ayo

Whatever gets you off man.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Depends on whether you are south or north of the equator.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

On other small consolation: Trump’s boys lost.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Meanwhile, somewhere in Puerto Rico, Don_T….Artist’s conception…
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

The T in “Don T” stands for TeabaggingUnsuspectingStrangers tonight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

He’s not Peyton Manning.

SonOfSpam

The Puerto Rican version?

Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

Liger, retiring on top, while Brady doesn’t get to
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Old School Zero

LET THE WILD RUMPUS BEGIN

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Viva La Tabula Raza

DYNASTY DONE! Oh well, I’ll take the last 18 years as karmic payback for the previous 35 years of the pain of being a P*ts fan and go to my grave (which looks like it’s going to happen for all of us a lot sooner than later as the next civil war manifests itself) with a smile on my face.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dick E. Phuck

It’s a helluva an achievement honestly. Maybe the greatest run in team sports history.

Mr. Ayo

Look at this!!

AFC winning QB:

2003: Brady
2004: Brady
2005: Roethlisberger
2006: Manning
2007: Brady
2008: Roethlisberger
2009: Manning
2010: Roethlisberger
2011: Brady
2012: Flacco
2013: Manning
2014: Brady
2015: Manning
2016: Brady
2017: Brady
2018: Brady

We’d be lucky to see this kind of dominance again anywhere.

King Hippo

very true, but fuck him in the fuckhole anyway

SonOfSpam

The peehole, but yes.

Viva La Tabula Raza

He just wants to give you a nice long soul-kiss!!

SonOfSpam

Yes, Flacco was elite.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Beating Manning and Brady in one year.

Doktor Zymm

The best part, short ass chicks doing interviews, -1.2 feet yaw!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

How wrong is it that I’m smiling right now?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brick Meathook

I told you all that the Titans would win.

Mr. Ayo

TYFYS!

SonOfSpam

Yeah, but it doesn’t count from banned people.

Recovery Whiskey

Happy Patriot Schadenfreude Day everyone

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

Someone get ahold of ape, we’re busting out the good liquor tonight…….

checks liquor cabinet

Okay, who got into my scotch? I won’t be angry, I just want to know who owes me

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Going to miss most of tomorrow’s games. So go Viks and Ospreys. Fuck Philly

herodotus450

You fools! This plays right into their hands, giving them more time to rest in the offseason.

LemonJello

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Clock struck 0:00

Dick E. Phuck

Is Brady gonna throw BB down a mineshaft during the offseason Return of the Jedi-style?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

Evening gents.

Pardon my erection.

Dick E. Phuck

No worries, I just came!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Everybody in the house make some noise!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Old School Zero
King Hippo

tried to thumbs it up, but I had already done 2 months ago. So take THIS thumbs up instead.

Old School Zero

Milking it* for all it’s worth

*prostate

JustStopDude

I’m getting light headed from my raging erection….

ThePirateSloth

BEST FACKIN DAY AF THA FACKIN YEAH

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Woot woot

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.

We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Eagles currently have McCown as backup. Dreamboat could really look good wearing midnight green and a clipboard.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in TERRAH!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

GIVE IT TO EL TRACTORCITO

Doktor Zymm

Huzzah!
Fuck the dynasty and the soap opera!

Dick E. Phuck

Fuck Sullys, Fuck the Dropkick Murphys, Fuck the Red Sox, Fuck MAHKY MAHHK, and most importantly, Fuck the P*ts!!

Dick E. Phuck

I am so happy

litre_cola

That was just perfect.

Senor Weaselo

Favre-approved ending!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOOOOOOOO!!! HAPPY PATS SCHADENFREUDE DAY!!!

Dick E. Phuck

FUCK YEAH

King Hippo

SMART. Go for 2.

Doktor Zymm

DO IT PERHAPS

Spur

Yes. Get fucked massholes

Col. Duke LaCross

THE PATRIOTS ARE DEAD!

The Maestro

Fucking Christ.

Old School Zero

Ha ha fuck you

JustStopDude

Oh my God!!!!

Mr. Ayo

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

King Hippo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Petronel

WELP

Dunstan

HAPPY PATRIOTS SCHADENFREUDE DAY!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGC_YgeQ5w

Redshirt

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Dick E. Phuck

YEAAAAAAAAAAA