Well, now it’s the NFC’s turn to show us what they’ve got.
TO THE GAME!
Vikes/Saints:
-I don’t know, man. Poking around here, there and everywhere it just does not look that good for Minny. I guess an extremely heavy Derrick Henry-like dose of Dalvin Cook and a smattering of Mattison might slow the game down a bit. Perhaps another Diggs miracle at the end to for the win? I can’t see the score being close enough to matter.
-Hey, you know that fantasy thing you employ when you have Brees? You know, play him at home and forget about him on the road? Well, I did a wee bit of maths and his completion rate at home this year is 77%. Wr Thomas will likely be covered by Xavien Howard and that fella allows a catch rate of…. 84.3%. That spells disaster. The Vikes don’t have a cb in PFF’s top 50.
-“But Minny’s D has shut down a number of qb’s!” says yeah right. Well, yes-they’ve done quite well vs. backups and strugglers like Chase Daniel, Daniel Jones, Case Keenum/Haskins, Matt Moore, Kyle Allen and David Blough. They’ve been torched by the more capable tossers like Wentz (400), Stafford (433), DAK! (443) and Wilson (444).
-Shall we speak the name of Cousins and his enormous struggles in national spotlight games? His won/loss record for games on Sunday/Monday nights and playoff games is 2-16. It begs the question-has he been to a therapist? If so, he should think about switching it up and going to a more effective one. And he want to trade in that therapy badger, he’s so cranky!
-Prediction Time! Saints win going away 37-20.
Hit me with yours down below. Or just hit me.*
*tire irons are excluded from this offer
aaaannnnnnddddd…..SCENE
PI review!
Cousins moving to score so fast you’d swear pornhub’s algorithm was involved
Banner.
has that toss play worked all game?
Ohhhh SHITTT
Time to put taysom in on defense coach
OT eh?
The NFL actually needs to shorten their season to about six weeks and then get to the playoffs.
SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY
Holy shit Thielen.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT DURING FF SEASON!?!?!?
Saints need a TO here
No huddle!
Good call on the banner quote…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc
It’s not that we CAN’T do our taxes. It’s that we DON’T WANT TO.
“I call heads!”
-Oliver Cromwell
“Man, he always calls heads.”
-The Irish
He liked to call heads, tails, and everything else too
OK, why is this pussy breathing oxygen from a mask? You’re in New Orleans, it’s below sea level, you’ve got plenty of oxygen. Learn how the atmosphere works dickhead.
Just breathe it.
Maybe it’s nitrous
Hmmmm, interesting point.
Holy shit this makes me so mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSWq7TpU2rI
More oxygen inhaled helps them to recover/repair between players. They can’t do it too much because it could make them sick, I think.
Two words.
Free Radicals.
“This game is looking like it’s going to overtime.”
-Aikman, commenting with 4 seconds left in regulation
Comme on hail Mary lol
Why take the knee if you’re just going to kneel on the next play
BANANACAKES ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
OT wooooooooooo
So close to hilarity
We shall have Extra Taysom Time. Sound the horns, angel Moroni!
Fun fact, I got that guy’s name wrong on Jeopardy.
Went with Gabriel.
Silly Gentile! – 90% of Utahns, in unison
Why don’t you use your timeout here? This is Scott Norwood range here.
Why do guys wear eyeblack in a domed stadium?
And why do black guys wear eyeblack at all? Seems redundant.
Discuss.
Lights create glare.
Unless they’re skin tone is black-black, the eyeblack would attract the lights.
If you think that I, a middle-aged white guy, am going to discuss any topic that begins with “why do black guys…” you are out of your cotton-picking mi….
Ah, fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ZANQBONYM
“You do have Drew Brees, I understand that” says Troy, clearly having paid no attention to the game so far.
just like Tony, with Dreamboat’s bollocks in his mouth last night
even MOAR poor by Sean Payton. The fuck??
Will Will Lutz be the savior for Da Saints?
And so he was
“Hey, don’t boo me you mouthbreathers, it was your dumbass O-line that moved around on the spike!”
So do we all agree that the refs have done a solid job today?
quite
This sudden competence is jarring.
Amazingly yes
Agreed and I like your username
That was really poor by Breesus
Vikings playing defense lthinking it takes 3 days for Brees to comeback
Jared Cook making his case as the best TE in the league now that GRONK is gone….
Dude.
Are they saving Hill for the FG attempt?
OL wasn’t set
Are they playing the prevent D?
Whatever it is, it ain’t working.
Tiffany Rivers sadly agrees.
Is yeah right shitting diamonds?
I’m no Andy Reid, but in retrospect it seems like that Saints timeout was completely wasted and didn’t save any time.
you are correct, needed to use both timeouts, or zero
Das what I thought, but it would mean Troy was right about something…
Delayed screen to Kamara for 60. FG for the win.
You heard it here first.
Of course that means OT.
Don’t wake up my mother.
(urge to make “She had a long night last night” joke rising)
Hehehehehe.
Well, I called the right play, but it only went for 6, not 60.
Meh, can’t win ’em all.
Ahhh the memories….
You have come a long way my man.
Every game has been closely contested at the 2-minute warning.
Just said that to Mrs. Cola.
Best wild card weekend in years. I have Seattle blowing out Phily next though
you’d think we have to get one turd
That was some… shall we say, interesting play calling, Vikes.
Would YOU trust Dingleberry ahead of that defense?
The refs are gonna need an armed escort out of the city
They’ve been right on the calls.
Which I’m sure will make a huge difference to the enraged Saints fans who corner them in the parking garage.
“But I was technically correct!” I scream as I am drowned in a bucket of frozen cocktails
This was true with a Saints blowout
They’re goes my parlay
“It’s my parlay and I’ll cry if I want to. You’d cry too if it happened to youuuuuuuu.”
-BFC
23 just went back to 17 really fucking fast.
Way to go replay officials. You didn’t even make us wait too long.
Don’t want this game to interfere with the late game. Got keep it moving
Everyone in the stadium is just gonna leave the stadium and walk directly into the gulf
this is the internet’s best picture
And you can’t even see the boogie board.
Cows are remarkably patient, waiting for a tasty wave.
Well, that was unexpected, I was thinking it would be an interception
When will the stink of two rotting corpses alert the neighbours right?
Knee was down, down by contact. Sorry ‘Aints.
Knee was down, that’s not fun at all
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
oh thank god