…Same as the first.
Perhaps I’m getting old and predictable. But with less than a month left in the NFL post-season we gotta get it in while we still can.
I had considered waxing philosophic tonight about that orange guy at 1600 who is about to get us into a major “conflict” to make up for his small hands and small pe….
(ahem)
Crap, does that mean I gotta start dodging the Secret Service now in addition to the NSA and the IRS? Canada is looking better and better every day.
But I tried to warn all of you in the early fall of ’16. Narcissism combined with no experience and no sense of diplomacy was always going to be a bad combination. Just saying.
But it’s Friday. We don’t want to talk about that tonight. So let’s have some fun.
It’s Divisional Weekend. And even though I more or less did the same theme last week for the Wildcard Weekend, we’re doing it again. And you’ll just have to live with it.
(plus I just happen to enjoy looking at cheerleaders)
((well, usually))
(((do you think that’s Blair Walsh’s daughter?)))
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Sports To Flip Over 2Nite
NBA
- New Orleans @ New York – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- LAL @ Dallas – 9:45pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Golden State @ LAC – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN*
*GS @ LAC is listed as being on ESPN but it is not showing on my online guide. And there is no way LAL @ Dallas will be over by that tip time. Could be a regional split I suppose. Check your listings.
NHL
Holy shit, there’s a national game tonight.
- Ottawa @ Detroit – 7:30pmEST – TV: NHLN
NCAA BB
- (12)Maryland @ Iowa – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- N. Kentucky @ Ill.-Chi**** – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Iona @ Rider – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Buffalo @ Miami(OH) – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- (6)Butler @ Providence – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Ball State @ Akron – 9:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
NCAA Hockey
- Michigan @ Notre Dame – 7:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
- Ohio State @ Wisconsin – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
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Divisional Girls
Enjoy…
Minnesota @ San Francisco – Saturday 4:35pmEST – TV: NBC (SF -7/ML -315, o/u 44.5)
VS
Tennessee @ Baltimore – Saturday 8:15pmEST – TV: CBS (BAL – 9.5/ML -445, o/u 47.5)
VS
Houston @ Kansas City – Sunday 3:05pmEST – TV: CBS (KC -9.5/ML-445, o/u 51)
VS
Seattle @ Green Bay – Sunday 6:40pmEST – TV: FOX (GB -4.5/ML-215, o/u 47)
VS
And since Green Bay no longer has an official squad of cheerleaders, but sometimes do use high school squads (“underage” is the word that jumps out at me)…. well, I’m not about to go to jail for them, right? Yeah, exactly.
So here….have these.
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And Don’t Forget The Batalla de los Tigres On Monday
(3)Clemson vs (1) LSU – Monday 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN (LSU -6/ML-230, o/u 69.5)
VS
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So Close
Have a great weekend everyone.
Stay safe and enjoy the games. The proverbial desert of spring and summer will be here soon enough.
Love ya’s.
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A Somber Last Minute Addition To This Post
I just learned only minutes ago that Neil Peart, the drummer and creative force behind Rush, the gentleman who inspired me to take to the drums in the first place… Died on Tuesday from brain cancer. And while I was never a very good drummer if I’m being honest, I still got enjoyment out of it.
I am sad.
Neil, you will be missed.
RIP, Sir. I hope you didn’t suffer.
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I’m going grocery shopping while wearing my SKOL Vikings T shirt tomorrow.
I wonder what tomorrow will bring?
I wonder.
Here is what is on the line for me:
– If the Vikings win, I have a 50-50 chance of going to the NFC Championship in Seattle
– If the Niners win, I have WineWife’s permission to go to SF for the game.
I’m on board with that Seahawks hosting shit.
In fact we can talk tickets.
Oh, we can’t. WineWife is on board with going to that game.
YouTube is on random autoplay, currently playing Sober from Tool. HAHAHAHAHA. FUCK OFF YOUTUBE.
I’m making myself feel better by reading what everyone’s said tonight & this week, and watching old SCTV’s on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK51rwGhNsg
Here’s to…all youse guys who are still awake,
Beers for all my men.
Or just me. Whatevs.
Play this then make breakfast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfKhVV-7lxI
Aw fuck yeah. U2 is welcome any time.
Got stories. Too personal. Just know they mean a lot.
These guys?
I fucking love these guys!
I forgot who I loved.
Those guys!
That’s right!
That happens.
I have moved on to Dark & Stormy’s. Mood is improving.
Rum is a fine cure for…whatever.
I can’t tell the full story yet, but suffice to say I had a student square up on me this week. I successfully diffused the situation, but now the investigations begin because the kid drew his own blood.
Next week is going to FUCKING SUCK!
Whoa
Yep. It’s a good thing there are about a half-dozen witnesses.
Jesus.
Fucking hell, man. Call me as a character witness.
Actually don’t. But still, all the best.
Thanks.
Anytime someone says teaching isn’t that hard they’re gonna get a shot in their ego or kidneys.
Shots of Bulleit.
I ain’t scared.
West Coast!
CHEERS!
It is ancient Viking custom to take that shitty fruitcake that Aunt Marrgrite gave you and throw it on the fire.
The pint of whisky gave it a yuletide glow!
Then we slay the fruitcake!
Is San Francisco the fruitcake (he asked rhetorically because duh)?
let’s just play another game after this one.
On this the eve of battle..
please note I stole all of this shit from “odinsgift.com”
Send them to Valhalla
Sword arms we raise
Steel in hand
Odin be praised
as we take back our land
Down from the sky
Ax in grip
Valkyries fly
ready to shred and rip
Steel on steel
Man on Man
We don’t yield
Don’t take commands
Odin be praised
Valhalla awaits
Sword arms raised
Open thy gates
Steel on bone
Men fall with honor
Send them home
Send them to Valhalla
SKOL motherfuckers!
HAMMER OF THE GODS
(have no idea what you’re going on about, so ZEPPELIN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OtzJtp-EM
It won’t be daylight in Santa Clara for some hours.
Our job is to be better prepared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juORAXpgb_M
So after feeling great and confident and (for the first time in my life looking pretty good!), I had a setback tonight and had to go in to the clinic. My drains started going berzerk and blood moved around weird into my upper abdomen and I grew what looked like a third boob right in the middle of my chest, like the hooker in “Total Recall!”Have to monitor it every two hours tonight and go back in the morning. We wrapped my chest tight as shit with a second reinforced binder to try and force it back down. I have to go back in the morning. If there’s no change, they may have to aspirate it.
“Ol’ Jed’s a millionaire!”
Damn son. Stay strong. Remember – you can also watch the Patriots lose out next year too.
So your body is rebelling against the tubes and is creating excess fluid?
Glad you engaged the doctor.
Hell yeah, stay strong!
I’ve been pretty lucky, my surgeon’s nurse assistant and I have been pretty close friends since we were kids and she’s been encouraging my to update her every night with my progress. So she was already on the “batphone” so to speak. She stepped up huge tonight.
It’s nice to have an angel floating around.
Sounds like you’re in good hands.
We love you brother. Be well.
Thanks buddy.
The good news is that it’s easier to lose blood than gain blood.
Best of luck.
Sorry man…please hang around for another 20+ years. We need you.
Of course the natural reaction to losing a drumming legend is; who was the best drummer you ever saw perform live?
The Professor was top 3 easy.
Bill Bruford was in there – 2 times with Yes and once with King Crimson -.
I’m gonna have to work on the 3rd because I’ve seen a shitload of live shows.
I’ll even defer to our DFO drumline of which we have several.
Who was the best drummer you ever saw live?
Dave Grohl. Foo Fighters, but he did drum a couple songs when I saw them so that counts right?
Hell yeah, Nirvana alone counts.
Never saw Nirvana, but Taylor Hawkins with the Foo Fighters is also excellent.
I think this exact video was on Pitchfork today and I’m both stealing it and giving a nod to them for this track. We right brothers were all in attendance at the Irvine, CA show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJoTxywiRG0
Genuinely depressed about this today, so thank you for your service.
I went to both a Buddy Rich and an Ed O’Shaughnessy drum clinic in my teenaged years. Those guys knew how to beat the skins.
We need this story Beerguy!
“Lemme know if you wanna see an expert slap the skins.”
– J. Sandusky
*Richard Dawson voice* “The Number Two answer on the board…
‘Robert Kraft’.”
Jerry Marotta played along with Peter Gabriel, it didn’t hurt that Tony Levin was on bass.
Saw this at the Hollywood Amphitheater in 1982? give or take.
Jerry could play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYfdC-kELY4
Peart live.
Never saw Keith Moon or John Bonham.
So it’s Neil Peart, and thank you for not making me choose among the three.
Terry Bozzio when U.K. did their reunion tour.
Bozzio played drums when I saw Zappa in 1979 and he played for Missing Persons in 1984. Good call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVLNB3d-2cA
why are you dicks wearin gmismatched camo? thi sis beyond the beyond!
Sir, with all respect, have you been drinking?
Sir, with all due respect, who are you – or we – to judge?
(not judging, just seeing if he had any left over)
wiat! i think the dark hiared dued from revenge of th enerds i sin this movie . yup he is. jesus christ. gold mine
David Carradine’s brother
Sharktopus vs Pteracuda. I shit you not. Conan O’Brien was listed in tht ecredit.s . I’m getting drunker. Fuck
I’m sore from working out and tired as shit from sitting on my ass in the office because watching people work is infinitely more boring than doing work.
Keep at it. It will pay off.
In 30 years.
Promise.
ok, cigar break and gettin lil kid to bed, then i’ll be back. like you fuckers care.
both berasts kinda died they fel into an abyss, ms no boobs was sad, but her jaapanese lover is ALIVE! now big sex happens.
Was anyone else into Lisa Boyle and/or Patricia Ford and the others back in like 94-98?
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ttps://gfycat.com/diligentforsakenarkshell
I still am.
I was into Lita Ford. Does that count?
i have recreated better battle scenes in my tub when i was 5. but these fuckers are going at it
Over confident japanese sailors, whre have we seen this before? Hint: Midway Island.
in his free time, lorzeno lamas looks for crumbs of crack in his shag carpet, and looks for high school cgirls on snapchat
INK DISCHARGED. loreno has turned into a pussy. and some japanese sub is now involved. why, i have no idea. wait, maybe hte japanese guy needs a booty call and is using a sub to hook up with her. now if you are using a sub to get some ass, then well, you gonna get some ass. i thin,.
SHARK VS OCTOPUSS IT’S A FIGHT TO THE DETH 1 FUCK NOW IT’S THE OCTOPUS HUMPING THE SHARK. WEIRD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyYbiuFI2KM
she looks nice
Evening lizard people. I started playing Gran Turismo 5/teaching Senorita Weaselo how to play Gran Turismo 5. She has not played before. It went… well I got the first license and she also did a bunch of the tests?
One of my favorite original Playstation games was Grand Turismo.
I spent all of my victory earnings on a Nissan Skyline and crashed that fucker EVERY time I raced it.
Sounds like what I did, except with an Impreza because it was better on grass. And I was on grass a lot.
The octopus looks like Cthulu – if it was made by a 5 year old on LSD
Wolfpack fleet, reporting for duty. now we’re gettng somewhere. they are pummeling th esharks with torpedoes. THIS IS A WAST EO FTADXPAYER MONEY!
i have seen the same shot of hte same shark 5 timss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=321bkwjoM9A
dem eyeglasses
dat smile
THey are quoting julisu caesar, apparnetly all thre of these fucking dildoes know this play. christ. japanese guy is flirtin gwith ms. no boobs.
If you gave me 11 iphones, a bunch of fraternity bros, liquor, MDA, meth, and a few weeks, i could shoot a bette rmovie. no fucking shit.
Llamas wants to nuke th emonsters. sounds right. THANKS TRUMP!
The shark is now going to fuck up the golden gate bridge. wait, he did. fucking awesome. and fucking lorezno lammas dropped the ball! he shit his pants and didnt’make ahte righ thoice
FUCK YOU FUCKING GREASY FUCK!
FACT: The water depth beneath the center span of the Golden Gate Bridge is 300 feet, which is deep as shit. Look it up on an approved nautical chart if you don’t believe me.
THIS SHARK IS A WREKCING MACHINE! HE’S NOT GOING TO BE STOPPED! FUCK THE FACTS!
my bad movie watching buddy tapped out
Too much bourble. At least you’re teaching them early.
Dude needs to up his game
Great age to remind him of tits. You dont want an ungrateful Rodgers on your hands do you?
Never. Tits are Life.
Oh, this navy chick is kinda…hmmm…sexy
I was in the US Navy. “Sexy chicks” don’t exist.
Ha! lorenzo lamas still has a pontytail. this guy smells like Drakar, Doritos, and cheap hookers
In this movie, if you are on a payphone, radio, tin cup with stings, YOU MUST SAY INE! NINER!
If you are in the army YOU MUST WEAR SUNSGLASSES
Support the troops!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD44F25rocU
You know some fat 40 year old dude who wears camouflage every day saw the commercial has convinced him he needs these sunglasses to be cool and military like, even though he really works construction while high on meth.
Look, I grew up in Montana. I know the demographic.
octopi are fightin’ big sharks and these two got the hots for each other, whups steamy make out session, yes they ar efuckin’ in some locker type of place on a ship. no boobs shown. fuck.
Blondie and Japanese guys are gonna…FUCK
I watched The Irishman on Netflix last night.
Wait, which one?
Which one? It was three fucking hours long, with 75 year old versions of Travis Bickle, Michael Corleone, and those other guys. It was a good movie though.
So… those other guys? I don’t have time to watch that.
I think Winston Wolf was “The Irishman,” even though he seemed a little Hebrew to me. They were all portraying Italians so go figure.
Did Itchy run afoul of him?
Even though the de-aging process was semi successful they couldn’t make Deniro’s actual body and movements look younger than 80.
The scene were he gets tough with the guy?
I can move better than that after 5 knee surgeries.
here are the dumbfucks headlinging this cluser fuck
Christmas ended 15 days ago. Put those stockings away.
TALK TO MS. FOZZ
Assuming I want to survive, should I do so with a bat or flamethrower?
Authentic morning star, good luck! she’s feisty
HOLD HTE PONE! THE BAD GUY WORKING FO RHT US IS…
LORENZO FUCKING LAMAS!
Eevery soldier in this movie wears sunglasses. our trio is now in the brig, or in troulbe. fucking big trouble