[turns BEST BRA EVER! admercial off]
It’s almost too much football, isn’t it? Kidding! No, it is not. TO THE GAMES!!!
Jets/Bills:
Did the Vikes front office giggle a bit when they traded the league’s best downfield wr (% of passes caught 20+ yards from LOS) to the Bills so that he could be paired with the league’s worst downfield passer? Probably. Singletary’s usage last year befuddled me-a dynamic, breakaway type back, he was used behind Gore when the latter was clearly fading. Now Zack Moss is the apple of McDermott’s and Daboll’s eyeballs. It seems that this coaching staff is in ‘Back To the 80’s!’ mode.
Fins/Pats:
I’m forced to cheer for a Pats player because I want to see Cam do well. Please shoot me.
Browns/Ravens:
So many offensive weapons on the field in this game. Should be a fun game to watch and yes, that is the first time that word has ever been uttered in the context of these two cities. Sure it’s an easy joke but… I’ve got nothing.
Colts/Jags:
Lots of debate among conservative fantasy players as to whether or not one should start Taylor. Look, the Jags have one of the worst run D’s in the league-both Mack and Taylor will have about 15 carries and a score by game’s end.
Eagles/Team:
Sanders is a goner so play Boston Scott if ya gotta. One concern is that Team has a very impressive D-line now. As always (it seems) Philly’s wr’s are nicked up-play DeSean before he joins the wounded.
Bears/Lions:
Golladay tweaked his hammy and didn’t practice on Friday. The Lions would be stupid to play him, so he’s a go? Pivot over to Hockenson, he’s my candidate for 2nd year breakout tight end.
Pack/Vikes:
Dalvin got paid! Anyway… That Minny D that one could always count on to force the issue has only 5 returning players from 2019 playing today. Reportedly, A.J. Dillon’s thighs are in action this afternoon. The fellas on the Sirius fantasy channel were gushing like schoolgirls at a K-pop concert the day the photos came out. [rolls eyes]
‘Hawks/Falcons:
Gotta love the combo of Matty Ice/his receiving options and the lousy Atlanta D. Perhaps his first 5,000 yard season is in play? He’s been very close twice before. There will be no fans at this game. By choice.
Raiders/Panthers:
Everyone is jawing about Ruggs 3 but 3rd round wr Bryan Edwards did the wowing in camp. Them Las Vegans have quite a bit of young talent at the rb/wr spots-how long before they give Carr the old boot?
There’s your first slate. Have at it.
Cousins tackled for safety!
State motto for Arkansas.
Did He Like THAT?
Are we still doing PornHub search terms?
Only way lions make redzone player ejection
I had thought he had actually lowered his head and tackled the ref, now he did no damage but is still going to pay. Should have got his money’s worth.
That’s a surprisingly early ejection, but I guess Collins thought he was still in new England
I mean, you don’t touch the ref and then be surprised you get tossed.
The NFL has always had problems with understanding consensual touching
BANNER
At least after 5 minutes of commercials after finally breaking down and paying for a month of Sling, the first actual football I saw involved my fantasy team scoring 😀
And then a penalty on the extra point, lol
Minshew with that 6/7 for 28 checkdown Chad is happy
Eagles might want to consider fielding an O Line at some point
Mr. Ayo and I in a defensive tussle.
That’s how I explained it when my kid walked in on us the first time too
You’re dating Ayo? Cool.
If that were Brady, personal foul call.
Are there people in Atlanta or are they piping in crowd noise?
Can looks like he did a life alert commercial with that flop
Biden commercial spotted in NFL on CBS.
Good. Send cash.
Doesn’t he already have MOAR moneys than he can spends?
Nope. A lot of that money is going toward voter protection in addition to ads in states from Texas to Florida
He is going HARD after the sportsball fan vote.
I’m still with Tulsi, ‘coz unlike Biden, she actually looks good semi nekkid :p
This is also why Joe voted for Tulsi
Gee, you really ARE from teh Soviet bloc, Comrade!
Not a fan of Biden Beach Body?
Nope, not nearly as much of a fan than Tulsis :;)
FITZCEPTION!!!!! Gilmore you secksi beast!
After 1:
Carson Wentz 9/11 (Never forget), 123 yards, 1 TD
Née Slurs 23 yards offense, 25 yards in penalties
I had no problem starting Moss because I read that a member of the Bills coaching staff said “Moss can do everything Singletary can do and he’s 25 pounds heavier”.
I have already closed my “Live Scoring” window.
lol “Star Trek Discovery” is now on CBS, I will LOVE to see the ratings craterin’ on that piece of shit 😀
Can’t wait to watch AZ @ SF in the Mars-esque Hellscape.
They’re actually going to play? Holy shit.
I don’t have total recall, but I think it’s a go.
As of the 12 show they said it was a go. I know Coleman a scratch for SF due to sickel cell
Christ. This is insane.
Elon Musk will buy the team now
The fires one more reason for NFL to play the season in scuba gear.
Scott Air-Pak.
the fuck they didn’t just play in AZ? No fans, who gives a shit??
FUCKING CHRIST, Keep the politics away from my football stream damn it… Unless it’s Tulsi in a bikini, then I can be listenin’ intently 😀
That’s why I’m not telling Dad the Bengals are on until after the anthem. I want at least one more year watching football with my dad before he leaves this mortal realm.
Zack Moss with catch td.
ALL HAIL SHAN’KLOR
WE AHHH GOIN’ TO THE FACKIN’ SUPAH BOWL
NOBODY DENIES THIS
NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
No, we AHHH GONNA WIN THA FAHKIN SUPAH BOWL
My two Superb Owl winner bets this year…are P*ts and Humps
Hangover update, weed, white wine made it go away.
This isn’t your first rodeo.
Pats fans spitting on their living room floor at a mobile QB scoring a rushing TD
And Browns with the first missed extra point of the season.
I wonder why they don’t show any of the Browns on Red Zone?
The factory’s working again I see 😀
Josh Allen is now 2nd in rush tds by Bills qbs.
There ya go, Scotchy.
For the low, low price of $45/month I can get one shitty local game with commercials, hooray!
In addition to blaming the NFL, I also blame the FCC for actively promoting telecommunications oligopolies for their entire existence and stifling the competition that would allow the product the market desperately wants to exist
Praise Shanklor
The Bears defense may have to score or this is FGkakke, which never works in Bearistocrats’ favor
Mark it! Mayfield did a good thing!!!
Seahawks look pretty cromulent right now
The Xfinity commercial with the slowed remake of “Go Your Own Way” can fuck the hell off already.
Lord Laserface is 5/5 with 95 with the baby horses.
Carson X 2. Woot!
Yeh.
Dunno why, but watching Darth Hoodie Junior with a mask makes me wanna dial 9-1-1
The Two Robbies are gushing. OVER MY TOFFEES.
Retain this memory for when they decide to make you cry and curse again 😉
“Colbert is back with a new show” … Not the Colbert report? Don’t fuckin’ care then 😀
I don’t care how many war criminal cameos he has, I’d kill for “The Word” 4 days a week again
“War crimes” is such a strong word, “battle oopsies” perhaps? And yes, The real daily show to precede it would be worth the hidden mass graves in “certain newly freedom’d” parts of the world 😀
Henry Kissinger is a war criminal.
Also, immortal, apparently
He is probably a Vampire and is having issues finding virgin blood to rejuvenate himself, or the lizard people are withholding his treatments.
Freedom mistakes?
oh yeah!
Shit happens – just like a HARM missile hit a couple of houses over from my grandma (in the old country) when Clinton needed to distract people from his own “oopsies” by bombing the Serbs in ’99
Sometimes, during day games, the shadow of the overhead cam looks like a skunk running off the field. I like that.
im high.
Need NFL Dead Zone for punts, penalties and being inside your own 20.
Why should the Bengals get their own channel? They’re not the Texas Longhorns!
Washington Football Radio was mentioning personal foul and someone named Vontaze. For a second, I thought Burfict wondered onto the field and hit someone for old time’s sake.
Wentz getting pummeled. LOVE IT
Dakota Jeebus really is a ret…Special Young Man
the “dot” on the Fox screen made it look like Iggles had -7
Is Cam doing any RPO stuff?
He prefers dirty talk
Raegor’s first catch is a 55 yard bomb
Bombs are in pounds (and USD) … oh.. wait… yeah, sure 😀
So a moronic fake punt only results on 3 pts. With 10-0, I am now questioning if the Browns could possibly score enough points to tie.
GO FOR IT HUMPS
Am I allowed to complain about the delay on my illegal stream?
Of course, just because it’s free it doesn’t mean that it removes your God given right to bitch 🙂 At least not in Ireland 😉
I am pretty sure the NFL would like to hear about it.
Complain away, although it’s probably better than most legal streams. The NFL has no shame
Just be sure to use your real name, Roger Goodell.
WTF with the patented 15 yard personal foul when the Eagles are backed up behind their own 20
oh, #ThePauls. NEVAR CHANGE