Your Week 15 First Slate of NFL Games Open Thread

TO THE GAMES!

Bucs/Falcons:

Tampa has these Falcons twice and the Lions as well to close out the season. Expect Brady’s less than stellar deep pass stats to improve markedly by the time the Bucs hit the postseason. Wr Gage is set up to have a good game vs cb Murphy-Bunting who has allowed a 120.1 passer rating when defending wr’s.

Niners/Cowboys:

Over the last 2 weeks Brandon Aiyuk has been WR4 and there’s nothing to be concerned about regarding the Cowboys coverage unit. This is, San Franny may not even have to pass to get up big-Dallas’ run D gives up a league-worst 5 yards per carry to anyone that totes the rock. Rb Pollard continues to eat (heh) into Zeke’s carries as the former couldn’t even be a top 30 back vs Cincy last week.

Lions/Titans:

How’s this for an obvious game script-Henry breaks off a few big runs (on his way to 200 yards), the Titans get up early, Detroit goes to the air allowing Stafford (“preparing to play”) and wr Jones to have big days, fantasy-wise. Seems like a blowout but plenty of points will be scored. Lions with a backdoor cover?

Texans/Colts:

Is T.Y. gonna blow up again? (real good?) He’s seen 40% of the Colts air yards share, the projected game total is high and his ADOT over the last 3 games is a healthy 14.1. The Texans are so bad in coverage that a 3 year vet is getting his second ever start at cb this week.

Pats/Fins:

Bad Bill has had his way vs rook qb’s over the years and he did it again to Herbert-not looking good for Tua on that front. Consider also that his main targets are the likes of Shaheen, Bowden Jr, and DeAndre Washington. Dial up that killer D and try to get some points on the board thru turnovers, Fins.

Bears/Vikes:

Maybe your sneaky play is Darnell Mooney? He’ll be defended by Chris Jones who allows his guy to catch the ball at a rate of 85.7%. That’s, um, generous. Both teams are at 6-7 and still have steadily dwindling prospects of playing in late January. Truth Biscuit’s recent renaissance has been sorta surprising but he’s played vs two of the league’s worst D’s in Detroit and Jacksonville.

Seahawks/Team:

We’ve mentioned before that Wilson’s weakness this year has been in the amount of sacks he’s taken. Team, with defenders Payne, Allen, Sweat and Young are well poised to add to that total. The Seahawks D has recently clamped down on wr’s but is still vulnerable to pass-catching rb’s. That was j.D. McKissic you heard answering roll call.

Jags/Ravens:

Hollywood Brown has been activated off the Covid list and should play and should score. After all, he’s done so in 3 straight and has a 38% target share during that time. The Jags are a mess in the secondary with 4 guys out so Brown might be matched against a fella that has just come off injured reserve. Balls Ahoy!

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clint greasewood

Safety Dance for the Ratbirds. The Trailer park kitties really trying to secure the 2 overall pick.

Spur

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King Hippo

Achtung! JUDON!! for the deuce

Spur

Pallard gonna force Dallas to have to trade Zeke to the Jets

King Hippo

But Pollard isn’t signaling his desire to eat??

King Hippo

DonT’s Tits play like Alabama. The similarity is more obvious to me, after watching their offense last night.

litre_cola

And the JESTS play like Vandy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Two punts in the first three minutes. Thanks for broadcasting this game, CBS!

Spur

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alright, I ate my eggy in a basket almost as quickly as the Bears went three and out. Not going to be a great day.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Great to hear the Vikings kicker is more of a head case than the Bears’

litre_cola

Dropped wee man at my mothers, went to the dispensary, just cracked a breakfast cider, all is good.

Spur

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clint greasewood

I got some guy in my money Fantasy League picking up players on waivers while in the consolation bracket. I don’t need the players but its the principal. There’s not even money for this guy.

litre_cola

If there is nothing like keepers or draft position on the line, that is just stupid.

Dunstan

I guess I don’t get why the league bothers to have a consolation bracket if you’re not supposed to try to win it?

ballsofsteelandfury

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I cannot conceive of a game I could care less about than this year’s Cowboys vs. this year’s 49ers.

TheRevanchist

Brian Kelly just basically said OSU wouldn’t be in if he had his choice. Love it!

Wakezilla

So, we’re all watching Manchester United prison rape Leeds right now, right?

Woooooo!

Doktor Zymm

Stocked up at Bevmo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hennessy is not something I usually stock my bar with, do i need to change that?

litre_cola

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yeah right

I really only use it for cooking but goddamn does it make a nice pan sauce.

Gumbygirl

That’s what I use it for too!

Doktor Zymm

This! I bought it for cooking, but it seemed petty not to let it pose with the rest of the booze

Recovery Whiskey

Should get you through the week

Spur
Spur

CFB – just make it a 16 game playoffs. The 8 Conference winners are automatic and then 8 invites. This way those Sunbelt, WAC, etc. conferences will always have a seat and still allow the SEC, PAC10 #2 in the running.

Redshirt

If anything, it will give the College Players really for a 16+-game NFL season.

King Hippo

16 is the perfect number, skip 8 altogether

Unsurprised

I’m genuinely baffled by how the current arrangement is the most profitable to the NCAA.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Isn’t it funny how THAT is literally the only consideration anyone actually believes is the motivation for their decisions?

Spur

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Fronkenshteen

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Too soft? I’ll show her too soft!” – Brett F., firing up his cellphone

Spur

Weight Loss update

3 pounds lost this week. On work break until Jan 4. Going to try to do 2 a day workouts for 5 of 7 days.

Best thing I ate this week. Sushi Burrito.

TheRevanchist

That’s great! I tried to diet once or million times. It’s not easy to do. Keep it up. You are ballin’!

Redshirt

I’m waiting for New Years to start my diet. Keep it up!

Gumbygirl

There was a place in Birmingham, Wasabi Juan’s, that made bomb sushi burritos.

herodotus450

See, if we still had the BCS none of this “who’s the 4th best team” would even matter!

Redshirt

At least with BCS, it would be a formula and it would be obvious that Cincinnati’s ceiling is between 7 or 8 and Coastal Carolina’s ceiling is between 10 or 11.

With the Committee putting Cincinnati at 6 and then moving them down, it shows that the Committee doesn’t give a fuck about teams in the 2nd Tier Conferences. Coastal Carolina even fought and a good beat BYU, and they only went up one or two spots.

Recovery Whiskey

All the CFP did was move the ridiculous reputational arguments down from ‘who’s #1’ to ‘who’s #5.’

I liked NCAA football a lot better when they just played a mess of bowl games on NYD.

BugEyedBoo

I’m with you. This shit happens every year, and somebody/somebodies get screwed every year. They should do it like they do in FCS (Div. I-AA for us old geezers who went to Marshall) and make them play for the championship.

Fronkenshteen

Swapping in Tony Pollard on all my DFS bets gave me an extra $3,000 or so to spread around on the rest of the team. Like the man said, “S M R T! S M A R T!”

/watches Alfred Morris rush for 127 yards and 3 TDs.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tee Higgins, Sammy Watkins, or Gus Edwards for my last flex slot?

Redshirt

Not Higgins. Bengals are starting Ryan Finley. Its gonna be bad.

Fronkenshteen

Cincy is starting Finley. KC has SO many mouths to feed. Mark Ingram is inactive.
I’d be leaning Edwards, but I went 4-9 this year.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Rolling with it so I can blame Fronk

Kidding, I have to start two of Cam Newton, Gardner Minshew, and Jalen Hurts, so I’m losing anyway.

Leaning towards Minshew and Hurts

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Fronkenshteen

Yeah. Not ideal, but Cam has been butt, Miami is going to play like crazy people to get Flores a win over Belihump, and the other two games look like they’ll be high scoring.

Spur

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TheRevanchist

Coastal Carolina should be in. And these fuck bois keep blowing these other teams/coaches.

Spur

Coastal Carolina should play Florida or Georgia

TheRevanchist

They should be in the Ohio State slot playing Clemson

Redshirt

No. Only CC or UC will make a NY Bowl, not both. They can’t take two spots away from the deserving teams.

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TheRevanchist

It’s a popularity contest.

Redshirt

CBS has them projected in the Cure Bowl. Obviously CC is not better than Iowa State or North Carolina.

litre_cola

The Cure Bowl? Where the hell do Balls and I get tickets?

Redshirt

Oklahoma jumps Cincinnati. If that doesn’t motivate the Bearcats to beat whichever “real” team they play in the New Years Bowl, they’re playing the wrong sport.

Recovery Whiskey

And a hearty FU to the Aggies and Cincinnati. ND has a national TV audience, just what they need for this beauty pageant of a CFP.

herodotus450

No ones ever beaten Notre Dame 3 times in a season before!

Spur

Watching Hoarders on A&E. One case of a rat hoarder the other a cat hoarder. Both lost their respective wife and husband. I say set this two crazy kids up and the hoarding will solve itself.

The cats will kill the rats and the rats will be able to kill enough cats to keep there numbers in check.

Unsurprised

The rats and cats would also kill and eat the hoarders.

Gumbygirl

Every time I watch Hoarders, I think “oh my god, that’s the worst one ever.” Then I watch the next episode…

Redshirt

Oh, just give ALA, Clemson, OSU and ND their roses and get it over with!

Spur

It’s what Jesus would have wanted

Redshirt

Of course! I hope Bama puts 100 up on the Irish!

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Spur
Spur

morning folks

Redshirt

What U of Cincinnati says: “We deserve to be considered for the playoffs!”

What U of Cincinnati means: “We’re on to a New Year’s Bowl.”

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Redshirt

Fans 2019: “There are too many bowl games. Football is nice, but we need to reduce the number of bowl games somehow.”

(Monkey’s Paw closes one finger and scratches a random person in Wuhan)

Fronkenshteen

Zeke. Out.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I saw Nile Rodgers play the Hollywood Bowl (opening for Duran Duran) and he was great.

Fronkenshteen

Been listening to Chic all week!

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King Hippo

Rapey Jameis, out with #NuAIDS/cooties.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He has all types of crabs

Redshirt

Aw! Now COVID has to quarantine for 10-days. Its gonna miss Christmas!

Redshirt

If Notre Dame make the playoffs, then they may as well bring back the BCS. That was more fair that this bullshit.

TheRevanchist

I am not a betting man, but my money would be on Alabama and Clemson making it in. I have a gut feeling…

Redshirt

ESPN has Alabama as a 99% chance of making the playoffs. I want to go that reality of the 1% where Alabama didn’t get in the playoffs. I want to study it.

Recovery Whiskey

This ‘tournament’ is 100% pageantry decided by judges. There’s only the slightest pretext of merit. So wake up those echoes boys; call down that thunder.

I’ll honestly be surprised if it’s not TOSU, Clemson, Bama and TAM.

Redshirt

That was confirmed when UC feel a spots due to be idle and a 2-loss Big 12 team moved up, but not due to anything UC did.

That’s like your spouse leaving you for a millionaire but saying, “Its not something you did, you should be proud of your accomplishments.”

blaxabbath

“Do they offer refunds on said eyeballs?”

-Dan Crenshaw

Fronkenshteen

Helluva hit by McTominay there.

Fronkenshteen

Also, that one.

rockingdog

Fantasy Football Question:

Should I play TE Mike Gesicki (vs. Pats) or TE Irv Smith Jr (vs Chicago)?

leaning toward Irv Smith…

Horatio Cornblower

Based on what Belichek tends to do to rookie QBs I’d go ahead and start Smith against Chicago.

King Hippo

Gesicki inactive

King Hippo
King Hippo

STILL TOP 3, MUTHAFUCKAS!!!

rockingdog
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Woo hoo! Jets are playing the Rams this afternoon, so that means I can watch! Exciting!

King Hippo

Talk about jerking it to a car crash! 😀

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Apparently I didn’t cover the subject as exhaustively as I thought I did.” – David Cronenberg

Horatio Cornblower

And?
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Horatio Cornblower

Dammit, beaten to the same joke while looking for an image that would show up. What next 2020, what next?

King Hippo

Indeed. I watched that film many years ago, and one could just NOT shower long enough to shake it off.

Horatio Cornblower

I imagine it was a long time before anyone responded affirmatively to Cronenberg’s offer to drive.

ArmedandHammered

Oh, that banner image, I would buy her a Lexus and then give her a December to remember of disappointment.

litre_cola

Without a bow because she knows what she has done!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I’d sex traffic the shit out of her!” – Dan Snyder

blaxabbath

“If only some Chinese spy owned her, I’d be white putty in her hands….”

-R. Kraft, Purveyor of Fine Slave Rapes

King Hippo

“A moment of madness” is another great Lesser turn of phrase.

Recovery Whiskey

It’s almost as though English is their native language they’re so fluent at using it.

Fronkenshteen

Just read that Josh Gordon is eligible to return to the Seahawks on Monday. They are listing him at 6’ 3” – 238 lbs. with 7% body fat. He is still only 29 years old. It is AMAZING to me that a man could show that kind of dedication and discipline and still be powerless over booze and dope. That Baylor program was a fucking disgrace.

Unsurprised

Dude.

That Baylor program was a fucking disgrace.

Baylor as a university has long passed the time where it shouldn’t even exist.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t think anyone would dispute that the wrong set of buildings caught fire in Waco that fateful April morning.

King Hippo

should have kept going and Gen. Sherman’d the whole fucking county

Unsurprised

But also addiction is a motherfucker

blaxabbath

Sooooo…..sit Aiyuk and play Hwood Brown?

litre_cola

Brown struggles to catch the ball though. From what I understand that is important.

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