Let’s wipe the slate clean the way Andy Reid uses lettuce as a napkin to wipe his mouth during a meal and then eats said napkin/lettuce afterwards. Look, it’s a form of recycling and he’s trying his best.
Well, all of our pleading, begging, crying, complaining, caterwauling, gnashing and swearing has come down to this-the likeable dude vs. the mangy old faux-vitamin seller. Damn, by the time we get to the second half it’ll be past Brady’s bedtime! But anyway, you dropped by here to interact with the lovely folks that inhabit the site, make dick jokes and say goodbye to another footed ball season so I’ll just throw some giblets out there (Petey King calls them nuggets and nuggets are gross) and we’ll be on our way.
TO THE (LAST) GAME!
Chiefs/Bucs:
-Shoutout to K.C.’s DC who goes by the name of “Spags”. He was the one who devised the Giants extraordinary upset of the undefeated ’07 Pats (remember, Tabula?) with heavy pressure from the defensive line. This time around he doesn’t have talent there but he does have some in the secondary. So he’s come up with a dime package that uses 6(!) db’s. He runs that D 44% of the time as opposed to the league average of 10%. Wherever the playmakers are, he plays to their strengths and finds a way to be effective. Much respect to that fella.
-Bucs dl Vita Vea was one of only two interior lineman that had a 20%+ pass rush success rate before he went down with an injury. This matters because…
-After losing Eric Fisher in the AFC Title Game, the Chiefs now only have one offensive lineman that they started week 1 with. (center Austin Reiter)
-Cb Carlton Davis had a nightmare last evening. It involved re-living his week 12 debacle vs. Tyreek Hill when he gave up 203 yards receiving in a little over 15 minutes. Since Mahomes became the starter Hill has 19 TD’s on passes thrown over 20 yards-that’s 6 more than the next guy.
-A difference maker goes by the name of Honey Badger-during the win over the Browns he allowed -5 yards receiving and an interception on 6 targets.
-The Bucs D has allowed the least number of rushing TD’s in the entire league at a measly 12. Dalvin Cook was the only dude that ran for over 100 yards against them and he barely accomplished it at 102.
-In all of Patty’s playoff games he has 21 TD’s combined and only 2 INT’s. Tom Brady sucks dog’s balls on a regular basis.
Scritch that itch in the comments.
Okay, I’ll take that as long as it means in the 4th the Chefs score on every play.
So 2020 goes out with the Trumper winning a landslide. Nice work Shield.
There’s still a full quarter for a career-ending injury. Keep your fingers crossed.
So the over 3.5 FGs hits!
personal foul. roughing the passer
I was hoping for a good game, guess that’s too much to ask in these times
I’m shocked there wasn’t a flag there
Amazed there was no PI on that
What about Dan Cortes?
I’m pretty sure using a shady online marketplance to hire a buncha unknown contractors to run a Presidential press conference is pretty much exactly what led to the shitshow that commercial was referencing.
A little mood music for Donald Trump, as he watches his close personal friend Tom Brady winning the Super Bowl:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W19yo-fPZy4
At least he can’t tweet congratulations.
Needs more National Front Disco
I always thought those songs were satire. Nope! Turns out Morrissey is just really, really racist.
#dontstopthesteal
As fake conservative talk show host, Stephen Colbert was amazing.
As a regular talk show host, Stephen Colbert is terrible.
Actually, ALL the late night hosts are terrible.
Bring back Craig Ferguson
Yes! He was the only good one.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SUNBITCH
Conan was a horrible talk show host. He could never keep his mouth shut and he wasn’t funny.
I never thought the day would come when we would have to cancel Brick Meathook; but here we are.
As an interviewer, sure, but his remotes and bits were sometimes the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJVNzwTnfbk
1) Jennifer Garner did not guest on Conan again for 9 years.
2) HOLY LEGS
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
I’m still a little salty about Moose
I just don’t get the point of those shows any more. Back in the day, I’d watch them because there wasn’t anything else on that late. Now I’ve got a huge library of on-demand streaming, I don’t really need to watch mediocre monologues and celebrity interviews.
Watch old Dick Cavett shows on YouTube. They are amazing.
Was that a shot at Mayor Rudy’s Four Seasons incident?
…..was it? I’m not sure
I blame the bills
Uhh I mean the Packers
Four Seasons Landscaping going HARD.
Gotta lean into that full 15 minutes
Joey Bosa in a Super Bowl commercial
/chugs bleach
Biden needs to not invite TB to the White House on account of Brady’s affiliation with the insurrectionist ring leader.
At least make him enter through the servant’s entrance.
Reminder: Brady donated money to and is a close personal friend of Trump and the others who incited the Jan 6th insurrection
Naturally, NOT a bailout flag.
Brady would have stopped the game and filed an injunction if there had been a no call when he got hit in the face like Mahomes just did.
Jesus effing tapdancing christ on a crutch
I don’t get it. Chefs knew Bucs would play 2 high safety most of the game. How did they not game plan for that?
Well, they were likely distracted by the idea of doing anything safely when too high, for example like driving a car after consuming “2 or 3 alcoholic drinks” while taking prescription medication, and possibly causing life-threatening injuries to a 5-year-old.
hey, remember when the the BLUE LIVES MATTER crowd didn’t fucking care when a cop had his head bashed in?
I remember in the NYC subway pedestrian tunnel between port authority and the NR there were the remnants of an ad. It said “feeling tired?” “Out of luck?” “Ready to give it all up?”. And it just cut off there. It probably used to be a burma-shave ad, but in it’s partial form it was just discouraging. This game reminds me of that
I say “Burmashave” whenever I walk through that tunnel!
Defending the Capitol from who?
A bunch of filthy stupid Floridian and Floridian-type people.
I was gonna have a second beer, but now… why even bother?
So you can have 10 more
Can’t have a third beer without having a second.
Exactly this.
-Britt Reid
C’mon Nantz, say it. Lost his life to fucking treasonous bastards on January 6th.
“Sorry your husband died to Y’all Qaida. Would you like to go to the Super Bowl?”
Still would be more engaged with a show that featured a Teen LaQueefah, if you ask me.
Tommy effin Brady is so great he barely needs the officials and the entire NFL cheating to help him
KC Defense is fighting on the sideline. thats not good.
Well, I’ve never won and been unhappy about it….
I think they should sing Lou Reed’s lyrics on the Michelob ad.
“Peyton never lost his head, even with that giant forehead, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.”
On the plus side, this game has a 12.69% chance of a scorigami
yoyoyooooooo you called it!
FOURNETTE with the TD!!!
hahaha BUCS R ROCKING!
They keep focusing on Mathieu, but it looks to me like Sorenson’s the one who keeps blowing it. Twice on that drive.
If I were a black person in Tampa Bay, I’d go ahead and sit inside with my rifle tonight.
So just like every other night since the election was called for Biden?
So, 4 more TB TDs vs 4 more KC FGs = 49-21. Brilliant.
Welp.
There’s no fight in this Chiefs team tonight
The flagkakke does that.
Superbowl XL Seahawks nod in agreement
They seem deflated, like the tire of a car stopped on the side of a freeway that Britt Reid is about to collide with after having “2 to 3 beers” and a bunch of Adderall.
called it
Who was it who called Fournette for the next one? Congrats
Present
Romo pointing out that Brady could just as easily have been given the penalty that went to Honey Badger?
NFL Office:
Well, that was a nice run as the #1 color analyst.
Is Senor gonna get some money this quarter?
I’d rather the Chiefs put up 20 more points, because they get the lead and I get money!
Now it’s Brick.
“Champa Bay” I’m going to go stick my head in the oven
I’m currently drowning myself in the tub. It’s been fun, yinz!
Crampa Bay.
Grandpa Bay.
So Cardi B is the new Tia Carrere
one thing I love about these super bowl threads is we get a lot of less active users here.
we see you once a monthers!!!
They’re like periods without the mood swings.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0MjzjU68TA&list=PLdaM9sKBlQHLJqHiIIjjTuQX2X1rRylXD
Hey I paid my annual fee
I’d get in a car with Britt Reid at 2 am before I watched ‘Young Sheldon’
You’d be fine since you’re not a helpless child.
Which is ironic because people like Young Sheldon are the ones who are in the most danger of getting hurt by Britt Reid.
oooooof
First time I ever cheered for JuJu.
“I’m so motherfucking tired of these motherfucking Steelers on my motherfucking ad.”
OK, THAT was the best commercial so far (the Uber Eats one)
“She said crack” is still my favorite, but I am just a simple moron.
the crack one works because of the cutoff. you expect there to be more….
but there isn’t… its like an anti joke
Harrison Buettker threading the needle between the goal posts is just the kind of talent you need when trying to thread the needle on the highway between a shield car and a stalled car, a skill that you shouldn’t hamper by driving after having mixed alcohol with prescription medication, as that could result in your causing life-threatening injuries to a 5-year-old.
A SHARK JUST ATE HIM!