And you know what that means,
Welcome again to another Saturday night, where we celebrate JJ Watt getting what DeShaun Watson has so far been denied.
Of course, we are still just barely into the offseason,
so there is plenty of time for other events to occur before the new league year starts on March 17th. There’s at least four more Russell Wilson rumours for Florio to float!
Now, I realize the big news of the day was the Democrats caving at the first sign of Republican pushback when it came to calling witnesses. I understand how angry that must make some people, but isn’t it refreshing to find this out after less than a month versus waiting almost a year for the united front? I mean, the average age of a Democratic senator is 85 years old, so time isn’t on anyone’s side at present.
With that reality under our belts, it’s time to hit the bourble!
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: it’s “Hockey Day in Canada”
- Montreal vs Toronto – 7:00pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet
- Calgary vs Vancouver 10:00pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Brooklyn vs Golden State – 8:30pm | ABC / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- Providence at DePaul – 8:00pm | FS1
- USC at Washington State – 8:00pm | ESPNU
- UNLV at Boise State – 10:00pm | FS1
- Colorado at California – 10:00pm | ESPNU
- UC Irvine at UC Riverside – 11:59pm | ESPNU
- Fisticuffs:
- UFC 258 prelims – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN
Tonight’s live SNL is hosted by Regina King, with musical guest Nathaniel Rateliff.
It snowed up here today, so if you’re lucky there might be some dog photos tomorrow. BEHAVE!
Hey guys, I’m sorry to kill everyone’s buzz or add to your hangover (depending on when you see this), but I just saw Mike Tunison’s twitter feed and he posted a pretty worrying tweet. I don’t know if anyone is in touch with him, but if you are please check on him.
Yeah, that’s not good.
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/1360764205566201859
This Mike Tunison?
Yeah, sorry, but it’s hard to feel sorry for someone screaming about justice and how he got railroaded by #MeToo … yet didn’t do anything (but bitch and whine on Twitter and Medium) to actually clear his name? Same one who decided to scream bias, because Al Franken “got off easy” (outside of his tarnished name and destroyed political career) … y’know, despite the fact that unlike him, Al Franken actually fought the slander with facts on his side?
Or it’s someone else?
From the outside looking in, it seems like he’s losing a battle to depression-that’s my concern.
It may be the immigrant mentality in me, but sometimes I really find it hard to empathize with someone who only lashes out at the world, but doesn’t actually do shit to actually help himself (and that’s from someone who was a couple of milimeters of trigger pull away from “checking out”), but that said – I don’t want that bloke to do something stupid to himself or others, but looking back at his twitter posts… it doesn’t look good (and frankly – given the tone he’s using, I legitimately think that people are ignoring for more than the allegation levied against him)
Edit: For context, a distilled version of (at least some of the emmigres’ mentality): “If you don’t care to fight for everything you get in life, why should I care about you complaining about being beaten by life” (I know I can clear that up a bit, but I’m on 5 hours’ total sleep the past 4 days, so I’m not gonna)
The Djokovich match doesn’t start until 1:15 am. Fuck.
Just snort some caffeine like a normal person…
I think these are the best 3 songs in a row of any album.
Absolutely goddamn truth!
Who’s Next:
Goin’ Mobile
Behind Blue Eyes
Won’t Get Fooled Again
Houses of the Holy:
The Song Remains The Same
The Rain Song
Over the Hills and Far Away
(there are no wrong answers, but I like this game)
Moving Pictures:
Red Barchetta
YYZ
Limelight
A Matter Of Life And Death’s
Or the entire second side of Powerslave beg to differ
BUT, during da grind, I listened to all Led Zeppelin albums. A ranking of my favorites, from “Pretty Awesome” to “WHY LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE WOOOOO1!1!”:
-Coda
-Presence (though “Hots on for Nowhere” is dynamite and “Nobody’s Fault but Mine” ???)
-II (I said “favorite”, K?)
-In Through the Out Door (fact: there were like five Request Lines in a row that had “Fool in the Rain”)
-III (1st LZ album I heard)
-I (? “How Many More Times”)
-IV (50% because of “When the Leevee Breaks” OMG that song kills me)
-Physical Grafitti. Just killer after killer. That first disc… ?????
II is at minimum an emotional favorite. Lots of hours listening to that one
These are good rankings.
LZ II was the first rock and roll album I ever bought. I was ten, it was 1969. I still have it. It looks like someone cut pizza on it. I don’t have any issues with Don T’s rankings.
“When the Levee Breaks” has such an intrinsic push and pull to it, its gotta move ya
Senorita Weaselo (I helped a little bit much of it was me staying out of the way and watching Nausicaä) made a bomb-ass raspberry pie. And it is tart. And somewhere between jelly and melted candy in thickness.
Also she doesn’t have an oven in the basement. It was via toaster oven.
(Image is unfortunately too large for upload size.)
I seen it! Seriously that looked damn good
Bomb ass tart. Give that girl the dap that she deserves.
I spent the whole day, from 9 AM to just now, doing administrative work. Which, for me, is much, much harder than actual work. Pro Tip: have a bit of freekin’ business sense before opening your own shop.
FUCKING HELL!
McDonald’s (Maccas in the local parlance) in Australia have MINI HOTCAKES WITH NUTELLA!
WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS??
Because you touch yourself.
(he does)
I do
Wendy’s here in PR makes Nutella frostys. Have been, for about 4 years. It’s freakin delicious! Better than any Godiva confection (YMMV).
Every now and then I flash on some old movie that I saw for 25 cents at the base theater in Karamursel Turkey around 50 years ago. http://bocknights.com/1KAS_BROindex.html
Latest suspects that have leaped into my mind in the last couple of days:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Zero_Two
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppelg%C3%A4nger_(1969_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox_(1970_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_with_Two_Heads
On a related note Netfilx got me to watch ‘Space Sweepers’ last night and to all of you I say: Save yourselves. Do not watch it. It is terrible, even by Netflix-Buying-Korean-Movies standards.
“Oh, yeah, I had a gig with Space Sweepers. You’d think they wouldn’t care about you blazing up before pushing a broom around all day, but you’d be wrong.” – Todd Marinovich
That movie is worse than Todd’s career, but better than Marv’s parenting skills.
“What are parenting skills?” — Andy Reid
“Parent?”- Britt Reid
The only thing worse than Andy’s parenting skills are Britt’s driving skills.
I would put the NFL’s awareness skills right up there.
Car people should all check out Ian Roussell/Full Custom Garage on various platforms. Dude is a really talented fabricator, and very much worth checking out. Very mellow to watch given the shit that is going on out there.
I’m starting to make authentic German Sauerbraten, which will take five days to complete.
This would have been Hitler’s favorite dish, except he was a stinking vegetarian.
It’s too bad he was a vegetarian, he could have eaten a lot of kosher meat as supplied by the camps.
I hope Yeah Right has been watching the AFLW Dockers. They’re on fire!
THESE AFLW GWS GIANTS I CALL THEM A BUNCH OF NUNS BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU KNOW THEY’RE THE GOOD GUYS THEY’RE JUST NOT GONNA SCORE A WHOLE LOT
Better than Gold Coast though…
Low bar
man i can’t even with Chicago sports right now
My wife gave me my Valentine’s Day present tonight. It’s a pair of boxer shorts with her face all over them. I’ve been advised that I can no longer claim I don’t get enough head.
I guess you can get her a pair of panties at the next appropriate moment with your face all over them and advise her that your giving her more than enough face.
Sure, but then she’ll get pissed off when you fart on her face!
And let’s not even discuss the skidmarks.
Oh they’re dark blue; we’re not amateurs here.
So honest question–what are the current LA County COVID restrictions? Because the website is fucking useless and i want to know how righteously angry to be about the roof deck party happening right now.
From Alberta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CLdgcsOQuo
Canadian PSAs man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
The curfew has been lifted. Gatherings of people from more than 2 households are banned.
If it’s an apartment building and the people in the roof are all from the same building, they may be technically considered the same household.
I say let the rocket launcher decide who’s in the right here.
When was the curfew lifted? Because very suddenly on Friday and today the traffic on L.A. freeways (and I’ve been out shooting) went from nothing to pre-pandemic heavy.
When they allowed outdoor dining again.
I think it was last week.
https://vimeo.com/512088555
What is ©TOOLCO ?
Google “Howard Hughes” and “TOOLCO”
I thought it was the name of his cock.
Howard Hughes’ cock? He called it the “Hercules.”
Read about Howard Hughes. Nobody had a corporate division devoted to getting him laid like Hughes did, all while he’s a national aviation hero, the model for Bruce Wayne and Iron man, building the biggest airplane ever, running (and ruining) TWA, producing movies and then owning a studio, all while going insane and having money poured onto him every day. That just scratched the surface.
Yeah, he’s fascinating.
Actually, I was referring to your cock, but you probably have a different name for it.
I call it “The Titan”
Ha ha I’m kidding I don’t name my dick or my car.
Mighty Mouse, here…
My favourite Howard Hughes stories are the ones told by James Ellroy in his Underworld USA trilogy.
I read L.A Confidential, and I love the movie (even though Walt Disney and Howard Hughes and all their perversity was left out) but Ellroy still writes fiction.
The real Hughes story is crazier than fiction and can never be made into a single movie because there is so much going on simultaneously.
Here are two of the best books on Hughes:
Also, my aunt was a top executive secretary at Hughes Aircraft and she met all the big shots there. She would describe Hughes as wandering the factory alone in a beat up hat and worn shirt while high level meetings with U.S. Military and DOD officials were being held right there and he wasn’t allowed to attend. He received all the massive profits from these projects because he was the sole stockholder.
These are from back when companies gave out nice things:
Read both of those. I know Ellroy’s stuff is fiction, and think LA Confidential is his best work both written and the movie adaptation, but the tawdry stuff about Hughes and J Edgar Hoover (and Sonny Liston and many others) in the Underworld USA trilogy is fucking hysterical.
I worked at Hughes Aircraft during college on missile systems. Had DOJ security clearance too.
I wonder what life would have been like if the recession had not hit when I graduated and they had to lay off 2000 employees.
Which recession are you talking about? There have been many, at least in my 6 decades on the planet…
Right? 1992
Got it.
Is this approach from the west or east?
Runway 24R, by the In&Out
Cool. I thought there was a similar point on Pershing where you could see the lights like that.
The western approach lights are all on the “ghost neighborhood” land that is restricted to El Segundo Blue Butterflies where they can more easily get sucked into jet engines.
It really is a trip to see the “streets”.
https://vimeo.com/512093903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igG4OrblTeQ
No, that In&Out is on Camrose.
In Pasadena, right?
North Hollywood.
It’s been 15 years and at least a bushel basket of weed since my last visit down that way, environmental visit at JPL, so I won’t apologize for my geographic errors…
Ha ha listen to Big Lebowski clip you posted
Well, fuck. There’s even a In’n’Out about 6 miles south of me here in San Antonio, but since my bariatric surgery I can not participate. Fuck.
I read a Rolling Stone article about a guy who was almost the lead singer for Van Halen, (Mitch Malloy, and the story seems to be behind a paywall now), and in there’s a brief mention that Van Halen was considering Joss Stone as the singer and goddamn, that would have been something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU7QOg6mqc0
Every nut sack would have been emptied and our species would have perished.
So I think the right decision was made.
I donate regularly to the Connecticut Humane Society and I swear I would murder a carload of puppies if it got Jack Edwards off the air.
Ok, since we are on that subject…
The original Star Trek series was a 60’s hippie-inspired/fueled fantasy about a utopian universe where the principles this country supposedly aspires to were the goal of every “civilization” and those planets that didn’t subscribe to that theory were the enemy.
It basically mirrors US Foreign Policy of the time. I have watched some of the shows, but not all and it’s basically me looking to see which alien Kirk tries to bang.
Kirk was secretly Mexican, btw.
The Next Generation was far superior because it put the brakes on the philosophical bullshit and put a little realism and humour in it.
I did not watch the other versions of the saga because they did away with the humour of Next Generation and I don’t gravitate towards shows that try to lecture me without making me laugh.
I was always confused because if an alien species landed here and asked for our leader that wouldn’t be a clear cut answer.
I guess it would depend on which part of the country they landed, red or blue.
I mean, if they land in China, Turkey, DRC, et chetera, the answer is always different right? But in Star Trek lore every alien species has one leader.
I thought Deep Space Nine was the best series.
Ooh, I did watch some of that! And I did like it. My favourite character was the Ferengi (sp?)
Guy at the far right was the Chaplain in the movie version of MASH in 1970.
Also, I hope everyone here has seen Miles O’Brien/Colm Meaney as badass Gene in Layer Cake. He was awesome.
XXXX: Hey Gene, I’ve got some good news.
Gene: Oh yeah? What’s that? (Punches XXXX in the face) You murdering bastard!
Oh he was great! Love that movie!
Duke (to XXXX): You wouldn’t be acting so tough if you didn’t have him with you (indicating Gene)!!!
Gene: Well, ‘e ‘as, ‘asn’t ‘e?
He may’ve been a badass in layer cake (and plenty of others), but he was a shit pilot in Die Hard – You, NEVER trust only one system when in IFR, especially when the radio altimeter is starting to scream at you, that you’re doing something particularly stupid
I blame the screenwriter, not the actor.
Same, lol, I only pointed that out, because I’m doing a Die Hard marathon while everyone’s sleeping/in front of a computer here and he just crashed while I was skimming through the convo I missed during the night XD
My favorite Nine is Seven Of.
This guy gets it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZuFq4CfRR8
This one is for Scotchy.
Nice.
[shakes fist]
I think I need some bongos. I will bring it up with Mrs. Cola wonder how that will go?
Maybe you can get Matthew McConaughey to come over and jam with you. Alright alright alright.
I have some kind bud right now and a full bar. Bring it. Although Mrs Cola may throw herself at him.
Today my wife said something like “You better watch it, or I’m going to start fucking the pool boy” and I replied “When did we get a pool?”
Anyway, our kids are grown, we should get some bongos, and I wouldn’t let McConaughey within 4 miles of Mrs. Cornblower.
Unless he looked like he did in ‘True Detective’: Mrs. Cornblower was not a fan.
I got my present house because the previous owner, a VP at Valero Energy, had a wife that got the 40-something-I’m-not-attractive-anymore thing going and ended up fucking the guy who was supposed to be supervising the construction of a new deck out back. Got caught, divorced, and since there was no responsible oversight of the deck construction it was also a piece of shit that I had to have torn out and replaced.
This is why I only hire unattractive people to work on my estate.
“Honey, he was the highest bidder, why did we hire him?
Because he looks like a fucking garden gnome.”
HAHAHA, ohhhh, bongos in a house with a small child. Oh, Litre, you are truly an idiot.
Idiot savante?
…sure?
Dueling savantes!
Oh no, I’m definitely a mere idiot.
Slap fighting idiots then!
Hey now, will we be drunk 1st?
I will be. Hurts less that way.
I can confidently say that I am now.
NEVER get toys that make noise.
Yeah her Rabbit was noisy and made me jealous.
To improve the playing surface, and make things more exciting, they should have the zamboni (or non-denominational ice resurfacing quadro-tyre if you must) constantly running throughout the period.
Thanks to the Star-Trek ignorant BFC’s generosity, as well as the efforts of UPS to get it to me house despite not understanding what “This Side Up” means, I am enjoying one of these tonight:
Bathing Shapes by Monkish, an LA-area brewery that makes outstanding beers that, through what I’m sure is just an oversight, they don’t sell in CT.
Thank you, good sir. I am already on the lookout for a Treehouse release worth hitting.
Me, reviewing this beer:
Coincidentally, I’m drinking the exact same beer right now
Hey, the sour you sent is going to its demise right now. I am ordinarily not a fan of sours, but this one is very good. of course, that might be the 7.1% and 8.3% that preceded it talking but still, I’m enjoying it quite a bit.
Irony being that I love sours and found that one disappointing. So VERY glad I mailed you one.
CONFESSION TIME THAT WILL MAKE REDSHIRT ANGRY:
Until last night, I had never seen a Star Trek. Not an original movie, not a remake, not an episode. Other than being aware of the cultural touchstones and general concepts, it wasn’t in my life. Lady BFC wanted to rewatch the Chris Pine one, and it was pretty good. I’m probably never going to get into all of them, but which other Trek things are best?
Voyager.
Captain Janeway is the best.
This is science fiction because any ship with a woman captain would certainly crash immediately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClP8n6asn3w
Looks around.
Me too.
Slinks back to the corner of the clubhouse to avoid the ire of kommentists.
The Trouble With Tribbles is considered one of the best of the original episodes.
I do not know why I know this. I’ve certainly seen the show and some of the movies, but I’m by no means a “fan.”
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmagzq
.
I don’t remember that particular episode, though I can’t say it was never broadcast. Original Star Trek on NBC aired past my bedtime.
I have never gravitated towards science fiction, but I always found every episode of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” I was forced to watch to be highly satisfying.
WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS REGRETTING TAKING THE OVER IN THE LEAFS/HABS GAME?!
Not JJP?
/dies
Wait, it’s JPP. That’s what I get for drinking all day.
Whatever, I got my pluses. And both thumbs.
“Whatever, I got my pluses.”
Banner this motherfucker, then make this our Mission Statement.
I really think that there should be a women’s volleyball channel. Pro, Uni, Beach, just show games all the time. As to not be sexist I would also allow men’s on this channel afterhours. There doesn’t even have to be commentators, just fire on some tunes and watch.
With late night mud wrestling.
Volleyball (men’s or women’s) is strangely hypnotic to watch. I endorse this idea.
There is Men’s and Women’s Japanese V league tonight. I know this as I went to the only source to find sports, my gambling site.
I think that channel is called ‘Cinemax’
As I’ve said elsewhere, the Republican Party has signed a contract to pay protection money to the Trump Organization for the rest of the life of the disgraced former occupant (DFO, thanks Mary Trump) of the White House. Want to survive your primary? Fuck you, pay me. Want an endorsement? Fuck you, pay me. Want my goons to stop threatening you and your children because you suggested it was wrong of me to declare that the media’s heads should be cut off and put on pikes? Fuck you, pay me.
That tweet from the esteemed deranged cunt from Georgia has Jason Miller’s fingerprints all over it.
More like Carey “Not worth the” Price amimirite?
Soooo, I guess post-acquittal, I should root for a Trump 2024 nomination, either as an Indy or the GOP “choice” since he’ll never win a general election again. Am I right, here? I get so confused.
You are wrong. He’ll win if he runs again.
Hope yer wrong.
Berlusconi got reelected after serving jail time, if my gin soaked memory can be believed.
Yeah but we all secretly want to go to Bunga Bunga parties.
No, he won’t. Even while completely abusing the power of the executive branch to get himself re-elected, he still lost very badly.
Maybe next time he’ll actually encourage his followers to vote.
Me and millions of people like me busted our asses to make sure he didn’t get elected in 2020. We succeeded. And in 2024 we won’t have a pandemic holding us back.
We need to bust our asses again in 2022 to make sure we don’t lose the House and/or the Senate.
Yup. I’ll put my time in.
Me too.
“Pfft!”
-G. Mander
Elbridge Gerry, of Massachusetts, to be accurate. I mention this not to be a pedant, (although I do loves me some hot pedantry), but so that I can shit on Massachusetts for something besides the Patriots, Red Sox, and Brad Marchand.
I don’t think he will, but I didn’t think he had a chance in 2016 either, so I’m clearly the guy you should go to for accurate political hot takes.
Hopefully he will be in jail in 2024. Or 2021, for that matter.
Look, I’ll say it, I hope he’s dead. Preferably tomorrow. Even more preferably of something hugely embarrassing that happens in front of a large crowd. Like he just strokes out at one of his rallies, massively shits himself, covering the podium and several of the assorted guests, before collapsing into the messy puddle of his own making and then rolling around in it for five minutes, barking uncontrollably as his brain just totally goes on vacation, and then falling 10′ to the ground and expiring.
Not that I’ve given this any thought.
You have to have a brain actually receiving plenty of blood to have a stroke. I would prefer syphilis induced dementia being the cause.
Listen, I’m not picky here.
We now know which one of us isn’t Boeheim.
Well, I certainly wouldn’t give my son an important job that he was clearly way over his head in, if that helps.
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
He’ll be incarcerated. Letitia James is coming for him which would be a first.
Hope you’re right.
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE, THEN?!?!
/ I apologize for shouting
I think she was waiting for this to be over. She’s got indictments ready to go.
SUN-DAY GRAY-VEE
*BOOM SLAP, BOOM BOOM SLAP*
SUN-DAY GRAY-VEE
*BOOM SLAP, BOOM BOOM SLAP*
My next two internet purchases:
If I was in charge, I’d just get rid of the faceoff dots in the neutral zone and any such faceoff would go to center ice.
Replace all faceoffs with bikini competitions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
Hope to see all you Eastern Time Zone people up at 11:59 for the game of the day.
The second half of Brisbane-West Coast?
CODE MOTHERFUCKING RED
Aka, wifey will curse and shout REGARDLESS of the score (even if her Leafs win, because anything but murderizing the Habs would be considered a failure)
Les Jets just lost the the Sens, I will go sit in the corner.
and I’m wondering whether or not to sleep on the couch, because as much as I adore my wife, even I have my limits … and quite often they’re demarkated by being awoken from my 2 to 4 hour sleep by curses in English and Swedish, usually containing quite vivid descriptions of vengeance (including stuff that I’m still unclear on … like raping someone with a Zamboni)
Pretty sure someone here has a fetish for Sweden cursing.
Record it and post here to make sure.
How comfortable are the tank’s seats?
Depends, lol – the Chieftain and T-54 are relatively fine, same goes for the APCs … the T-72’s a REALLY snug fit (so much so that I had to send a picture of myself in one to a buddy in Russia, ’cause he didn’t believe me that I could fit my 6 foot 2 frame inside 😀 )
With eight seconds to go. That’s a very Canucks thing to have happen.
Home-made Reuben sandwich:
Corned beef? The finest.
Swiss Cheese? The holiest of holies.
Sauerkraut? It was convicted at Nuremberg in 1945.
Russian Dressing? Da, comrade.
Rye bread? More Jewish than Tevye.
I’d eat that.
— “Peter North”
I had to settle for this.
I mean this
Stupid website
Ooooh, I want one! Did you know there are people in this world who rinse sauerkraut? Savages!
What, it’s spelled “Regina”? Weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6r-k9Bk6o
This song is 4:33 long, which is roughly 3 minutes longer that I would have lasted with Ms. Hawkins in my younger and single days.
This might be more up your alley. Only 6 words long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5vXn_Rap4
Alright, it looks like I’m about to ignite another one of our famous Food Wars.
In tonight’s episode: Table Sauce.
Specifically, HP sauce.
It has come to my attention that some people don’t like this.
Thoughts?
I’ve seen it on shelves but I’ve never had it. I assume it’s British A-1 Sauce.
I like A-1 sauce.
Tastes nothing like A-1. I’m not a fan of it.
Never heard of it.
I prefer Dell Sauce these days.
That is a Gateway Sauce, have you not Lenovo’d anything?
Is that what they call health potions in Canadian computer games?
Brown sauce is wrong. You Americans have perfected savoUry sauces for meats. All iterations of BBQ sauce are above that English dreck.
Works good with dessert of Spotted Dick, though.
Did you know Spotted Dick comes in a can?
Looks tasty?
I am going to have to eat this for Snaxx aren’t I?
I’m afraid so. Spoiler alert! The spots on the dick are raisins.
I know a place here in town where I can get it too.
Be careful, litre, this is what BIG DICK wants you to believe.
My Bro in law from BC? Nah all he believes is weed, beer, thicc asses and rye whisky.
On what exactly do you slather Hijo de Puta sauce: roasted broccoli? An enemy’s ass? Incontinent cat?
Great with roast beef.
I assume that’s some kind of printer toner?
Toner tastes better